Chapter 42: The Second Round of the Whole Dimension Shuai (2)

Ling 042) The first handsome hand is too cheap to disturb the small animals, and the thin followers are affected to gain sympathy

Lu Qiu exclaimed: "Huh? I'm sorry, I see that Cher often eats this brand, and I thought that the two of you should have similar preferences. So a few days ago, I specially entrusted my aunt to buy it from abroad and bring it back to you. Of course, by the way, congratulations to you last night for regaining the first place on the Immortal List again. Congratulations, congratulations, you are my new male god of online games. ”

"What's not God? It's just a pastime game, and it's not a big deal. It's Cher's taste, exactly like my dad, but unfortunately I don't like snacks. Kevin stuffed the gift back to Vivi, he was about to turn around and leave, but after thinking about it, he felt that something was wrong, and he turned around and added, "But thank you, keep it for yourself, I have it all year round." This brand is indeed quite famous, the royal brand of Belgium, the quality is first-class, don't waste it. Then he strode away.

Luqiu Muwei looked at Kevin with a blank eye, his originally long and straight figure was full of tiredness, as if he was moving forward with a load, with the exhaustion and sleepiness of his shoulders and back, like a black bean sprout that lacked water, bowed slightly, overwhelmed, depressed and alone.

Kevin scrambled on his feet, rubbing the soles of his sneakers, and soon disappeared into the path among the trees. Lu Qiu seemed to chew a lemon peel raw, and there was an indescribable bitterness and bitterness in his heart, and an infinitely spreading sense of loss.

As a beautiful girl who has always been praised and sought after everywhere, the school flower, for the first time in her life, she gritted her teeth and took the initiative to show her goodwill, but she was rejected miserably, how embarrassing and embarrassing this must be! It was ten times more sad than the last time when the little frog refused to turn back.

Luqiu Muwei was experiencing the sourness and shame of being ignored after taking the initiative to invite, and she was interrupted by someone to be sentimental.

There was a giggling laugh from behind: "Hehe, you have to find a good match for your confession, otherwise you will lose the dignity of the school flower, right?" Vivian shook out from behind the sculpture, "There is clearly the first handsome saint angel here, but he wants to touch the cold dead pervert, you say you, drop the watermelon and pick up the sesame seeds, don't you seem to sprinkle?" ”

Luqiu Muwei said with annoyance: "What's the use of being handsome? and it cannot be eaten as food. People can keep all A's credits when they sleep well every day, can you do it? Besides, he is sleepy during the day because he often plays games at night, and the Kyushu Qinglong Cao of "The Legend of the Last Immortals" ranks among the top three in the list of immortals all year round. You are the first handsome and have the ability, and you can also enter the top 30 of the immortal list to show me, even if it is the top 100. ”

"What if you make it into the top 50? It doesn't affect my eating, drinking, playing and sleeping. Vivian quibbled feebly.

Luqiu Muwei said disdainfully: "Hmph, if you go to play and have fun, you will only be left to eat, drink and sleep, what else do you know?" I ask you, do you know who invented the strongest cheat code in the world? ”

Vivian shook his head curiously: "Hen, what's wrong!" Speak as if you knew—"

Luqiu Muwei: "Well, that's. Not only do I know you, but in fact, you are more familiar with it! ”

Vivian glanced at her contemptuously: "......" The meaning is obvious: nonsense, Lao Tzu is too lazy to take care of you.

"I know if you don't believe it, I'll sue you today, the inventor of the cheat code is the god of sleep. You didn't even know these things because you were at the same table for nothing? It's not even professional enough to have fun, so why are you poor? Luqiu Muwei said proudly.

Vivian showed a look of great surprise and fuss: "You mean the most classic "Legend of the Last Immortals" password cheat code?" As long as the player enters '@红红火火恍恍惚惚哈哈DEI', any level of character can be used once before death, and the life is immediately renewed by ten times, and the whole process is free. I've used it, and it's said that this trick is absolutely unsuccessful! It turned out ......"

Lu Qiu Muwei smiled with a disdainful face and asked, "How is it, are you surprised, are you surprised?" Idiot. ”

Vivian nodded frantically: "I'll go, the strongest cheat code in history, Lao Tzu used to use it often, and it was fun to play crooked." ”

"Cut~~~ and don't be ashamed of your appearance, don't you seem to be sprinkling? I hope you can eliminate the harm for the people and explode on the spot sooner. Lu Qiu Muwei looked disdainful, and marked a big contempt emoji in her heart, feeling very happy.

Vivian's forehead flashed three black lines, as if a crow quacked and flew over the barrage, leaving a very embarrassed expression.

"Playing games at night, that's forbidden by school." Wei Wei'an's follower Qi Yilun immediately turned on the guardian mode to assist in a timely manner, "He was punished for violating the rules of sleep, and I don't know how many credits were deducted." Even if all subjects are A-level, graduation will also affect the promotion to the main school, and it will be up to him to see how he is blind when the time comes. You say yes, Boss? ”

"I'm afraid you don't have the skills to play games all night long. People can easily crack the Internet ban code, and no matter how cunning the superintendent is, he can't stop it from changing every Monday. This IQ is the last word, your mind is full of helium, no matter how frivolous you are, you can't imitate it, what is beautiful? Lu Qiu retorted arrogantly, and suddenly discovered: How come once you meet Wei Wei'an, you immediately feel like Mo Xue'er is possessed, and her teeth are sharp?

"You stinky and beautiful fart, it's not like you were decisively rejected by others. I finally saw that the frog was still far worse than our sleeping god, right? It's a pity that in the eyes of other people's sleeping gods, they haven't pinched you at all. I've said it a long time ago, you're an idiot. Don't dream about idiots, this time it's okay to look at it, but it's too late, who would want you to be abandoned by a frog joke? It's just a low-grade thing, just a box of broken chocolates wants to please people, you're so beautiful-" Vivian looked unconvinced, snatched the candy box with his hand, threw it away in a very chic manner, and threw it far into the middle of the lake.

A pair of black swans were disturbed by the flying box, straightened their necks, looked around blankly, looked at them in panic, stunned for a moment, and then flapped their beautiful wings and flew away from the lake.

After a week of patrolling, they had to fall back to their original places, still vigilant and uneasy, observing the potential dangers that might be hidden around them, and from time to time, with their slender and graceful necks and bright red beaks, they comforted each other's frightened foie gras and small hearts.

After all, Lu Qiu Muwei was thin-faced, her face was full of shame and tears, and she was about to turn around and flee, when Mo Xue'er and Qi Guan Langyue walked out and blocked her way in time.

"Throwing things into the lake and frightening small animals for no reason is also forbidden." Mo Xue'er looked sideways at Wei Wei'an and said, "If the first marshal doesn't pick up the small box in person, I will upload this video to the campus Internet, and my own public opinion will uphold justice, and see who will help you cover up your ugliness and escape the punishment you deserve." She shook the phone in her hand.

"I'm sorry, I'm a lot to do today." Seeing the three of them quickly merging, Vivian knew that the school girl had the two of them to help, and he was by no means an opponent, so he immediately relented and apologized, "Okay! Count me nosy. You, go and get the stuff up. He pointed to his little attendant to go to the water to fish, "What do you see, who else is here?" Say what about you! He kicked Qi Yilun's back waist, not wanting to be expected by the other party early, so he shrewdly dodged and kicked into the air, almost not standing firm.

"He's right, it's you who misheard, we're talking about you: the first marshal himself, personally. Unless you don't think you're the number one! This is all pure Chinese, oh, without any bird language, understand? Hurry up! Qi Guan Langyue also took out his mobile phone, Zhengse added.

"Yes, of course I do. You're trying to get a peek at my six-pack abs, right? Vivian smiled and began to untie his wide robe, revealing his toned body, "Who is afraid of whom?" Come on, just watch. Roar—"

"Dead Devil, you stinky and shameless—" Lu Qiu scolded him, turning away with a crimson face, and the official quickly closed his eyes.

Only Mo Xue'er was silent, and sneered with contempt and disdain: "Just you, like a white chopping chicken that has not plucked its hair, your brain is full of fat and oily, who rarely looks at your white flower sacrum." Hehe, if you have the ability, don't inhale back. Right! Relax, stop struggling, and relax. No matter how much you inhale, you can't suck out those six-pack abs for a while, hahaha-"

Vivian was made to ride a tiger, and in front of the goddess, he originally wanted to show off his figure, but now he had to persevere. In the end, only a pair of sports shorts in a school uniform suit was left, and in a hurry, he hurriedly covered his private parts, burrowed into the lake, and escaped from shame.

"Mom! Here we are again—" The black swan couple were once again startled, and fled, and fled, and the lake churned, bringing up a splash of water like a shower, and shedding a lot of feathers and feces.

"Take off your skirt and silk shoes, and raise your body to Qingchi-" Mo Xue'er was very proud, high-fived and laughed loudly.

"The peacock flies southeast, and the fat duck frightens the swan—" Luqiu Muwei also joined in, as if adding insult to injury.

"The golden scales are not in the pool, and they will suppurate when they encounter wind and clouds-" Qi Guan Lang Yueshen assisted, and the stubble fell into the well.

Luqiu Muwei wrinkled her nose: "Uh, it's disgusting!" Can you change the word? ”

Mo Xue'er changed a word: "The golden scales are not in the pool, and they will turn into insects when they encounter wind and clouds!" ”

Qi Guan Langyue: "Well, the insect word is not bad!" It's the same dragon agricultural rhyme, but it's a little unfair to the insects, so make do with it. ”

Luqiu Muwei: "Hit the nail on the head." Cough! I found out that we were completely spoiled by Cher, but I liked it. ”

Later, when Vivian happily returned to the shore with the small box with a body of algae and goose feathers, his wet feet trampled on a series of blooming and thriving February orchids.

In the withered yellow reeds on the other side of the lake, what kind of frightened and disgusted eyes did the couple who watched from afar despise this slick strange guy and stage the objective existence of the current scene?

VV thought to himself: Thanks to the fact that the cellophane seal was not opened, Xue'er should still be able to eat. Well, what about them?

The most hateful, the terrible girl, has turned around and laughed and played without care, jumping and running back to the classroom. The three girls kept covering their mouths and sneering along the way, and they didn't forget to continue to ridicule him for his embarrassed appearance like a water dog just now.

Luqiu Muwei: Honey, did you really shoot a video? Isn't that even me being photographed, was I beautiful at the time? Your hair wasn't blown by the wind, was it? But it's a pity, if only there was a reflector, the skin would be whiter and more translucent.

Qi Guan Langyue: Narcissist, aren't you afraid that the video will be put on the school network to be embarrassed? It's still the school girl chasing a boy from an out-of-class class.

Mo Xue'er: Being rejected by the god of sleep is not a shame, is it? It's a pity that my phone was running out of battery at the time, and I couldn't lose it if I wanted to.

Luqiu Muwei: Huh? So you two lied to them? It freaks the hell out of me.

Qi Guan Langyue: Soldiers are not tired of cheating, Xue'er's consistent style is not surprising at all.

Mo Xue'er: I didn't mean to, it just happened. Who called them so gullible, to be thieves, big and small idiots.

Qi Guan Langyue: Alas! Love is good at creating idiots, it's not weird, commonplace, and habitual.

Luqiu Muwei: Oumaiga! You mean, the Adversary likes us Cher? When? I didn't even know it, so terrifying!

Mo Xue'er: It's a crush, just a shaved head. If you don't know, it means that you are still pure and unpolluted by the world. It's a very valuable quality, so keep it up.

Luqiu Muwei: I'll just say, why did Xue'er fall in love with this guy? Senior Brother Wei Chi threw him several Chang'an Avenues, and there was still a carrier-based aircraft taxiway on an aircraft carrier behind him.

Qi Guan Langyue: These two people are not in the same dimension at all, right? It's not at all. How could Cher treat him? An arrogant and vulgar water-injected white goose.

Mo Xue'er smiled bitterly and chose to remain silent noncommittally.

(To be continued)