Chapter Twenty-Six: From the Ditch
Shen Si stared at the smoke coming out of the hot pot and laughed stupidly.
Just watched, like a little fool.
When you laugh, it's a little cute and naΓ―ve......
Unlike Shen Nan, everywhere reveals a sense of obscenity, not like a professor's style.
Shen Wu looked at him strangely for a moment, and then turned his gaze to Shen Nan.
"You actually call me a lewd man?" Shen Nan's brows furrowed, as if he heard what Shen Wu was thinking just now, and then he shrugged his shoulders, stretched out his finger and pointed to Shen Si, who was sitting at the table, looking at the smoke of the hot pot, and said angrily: "You still say that he is cute?!" β
Who's your boyfriend? It's only been two days together, and there is a tendency to change my mind......
Shen Nan felt aggrieved.
"No......, no." Shen Wu's eyes were a little dazed. She didn't say it, she just thought about it for a moment, and thought about it for a moment.
Shen Wu felt that he was quite weak-hearted. The heart was so weak that he didn't dare to look at Shen Nan.
She finally mustered up the courage to look up at Shen Nan, and wanted to open her mouth to coax him, but the next second he spoke, sounding like he was deliberately belittling Shen Si: "He came from the ditch, I have never seen such a tall thing." β
"...... ditch, from the ditch?" Shen Wuyou glanced at Shen Nan in surprise, now he was like a little jealous woman.
Shen Si heard what Shen Nan said, although he hadn't been to Earth much and didn't know much about the rules on Earth.
But Shen Nan scolded him, and he still heard it.
He raised his head and glared at Shen Nan, and scolded in his heart: "I came from the ditch, and you came from the toilet......"
It should be in the village, right? After all, there are no people living in the ditch. Shen Wu was a little unsure, after all, she had been to the village.
And it's not like what Shen Nan said......
Even if you go back a few decades or hundreds of years, it's not like that......
After all, people are still very particular about eating.
In particular, the air quality in the village is particularly good, and the environment is very elegant. I have lived better than the people in the city.
What's more, isn't Shen Si a boss who manages more than a thousand people? How could it be from the ditch? Could it be that he is a village chief who manages more than a thousand people?
Shen Wu felt a little incredible, but he didn't expect to be a village official.
But Shen Nan's expression was very ugly, she pulled Shen Nan's arm and shook it twice.
He was still expressionless, and Shen Wu felt that he was finished, and the professor's boyfriend who got it might be flying.
Suddenly remembering that day Shen Nan was angry and wanted to leave, her heart became even more empty.
Is there any way to make my boyfriend degas instantly?
Shen Wu pursed his lips and thought for a while. Shen Si is still sitting on the side, it may not be good to kiss him.
Shen Si: "......"
Don't kiss, don't kiss, ask for face......
Shen Nan: "......"
Dear, give me a kiss!
Shen Wute blinked innocently, and finally spit out such a sentence, her voice was soft: "Boyfriend, don't be angry." β
just called his boyfriend, and Shen Nan was so soft that his heart was about to melt: "......"
The corners of his mouth rose slightly, and he couldn't help but be happy.
Shen Wu saw him smile, so he was relieved to do the next thing.
And Shen Si, who was sitting on the side at the moment, had a strange expression: "......"
It's better to kiss.
She made the sesame sauce and divided it into three bowls. Because everyone's taste is different, she didn't add other seasonings. Instead, it is also divided into three bowls, and what you eat can be added to the sesame sauce bowl.
Shen Si stared at the contents of the bowl, thinking that it might be some kind of fresh drink, so he picked it up and took a sip.
Seeing this scene, Shen Wu almost fell to the ground with chopsticks in his hand.
Shen Si only felt that his mouth was weird, and it was a little wet, he licked his lips, and when he looked up, he met Shen Wu's eyes.
I thought it was strange for her to look at him.
Shen Si from the ditch tilted his head and asked, "What's wrong?" β
Shen Wu blinked his eyes quickly, and only after a few seconds did he speak leisurely: "No, it's nothing." β
Shen Ditch: "......"
Shen Nan tilted his head and forced a smile.
Shen Si's current appearance is very similar to him when he first came to Earth. It's just that it looks silly......
Shen Si from the ditch looked up at Shen Nan who was standing aside and laughing for a while, I don't know why, I just had an urge to kill Shen Nan.
even felt that as long as Shen Nan was gone, he could occupy the position of mayor of Shen Nan, and then he could enjoy unlimited vacations......
He didn't have to help the city deal with the trivial things of the citizens every day, but fortunately, before coming to Earth, he handed over all the five-day tasks to the secretary!
The main purpose of his visit this time is to make trouble! Let Shen Nan experience what human suffering is!
Shen Nan glanced at Shen Si, who was sitting on the chair and staring at Shen Si, who was smoking.
I can't help but sigh, fortunately, the era of his stupidity has passed.
Shen Nan helped Shen Wu untie the apron on his body and put it aside.
Then the two sat down.
The water in the pot is boiling.
Shen Wu added the mutton.
Shen Si rubbed his hands, his eyes full of anticipation. It's like, I want to eat the food here, it's like it's been like for a long time.
Shen Wu leaned closer to Shen Nan's side, and only after a long time did he speak: "Don't the officials in your village eat hot pot?" β
In order to save face for Shen Si, Shen Wu specially lowered his voice and leaned his head in front of Shen Si to ask.
If it weren't for hearing Shen Nan say, Shen Si came from the ditch. Shen Wu also thought that it was a trend for Shen Si to wear such a fancy color! It turns out that it is just a personal aesthetic ......
It's just that this is not right.
The national poverty alleviation project has been carried out very well, even if it is a small village, there is basically a smart home robot for every household......
Shen Si's situation? Could it be that he was left behind?
Shen Wu thought about it for a while, and the pot boiled again.
She thought that Shen Si was more pitiful than Shen Nan, so the first piece of mutton was sandwiched to Shen Si.
Seeing this, Shen Si felt uncomfortable: "......"
Shouldn't I be more pitiful than him?
Shen Si looked at the smoke just now, and he didn't see how red the soup in the pot was, and there was still obvious red on the mutton skewers that Shen Wu gave him.
It's scary to watch.
But after all, it was the first time Shen Si had seen him, and he stared at the mutton that Shen Si had put in his bowl for a while, only to feel that it was cool behind him.
The coolest place is still the seat closest to Shen Nan.
He turned his head in a daze, only to see Shen Nan threatening him with "You eat one and try it" written on his face.
Shen Si took a deep breath, and finally picked up the chopsticks and ate the piece of mutton in front of Shen Nan.
He chewed it, and felt nothing. When I chewed the second bite, I only felt my tongue tingle. When he took the third bite, he instantly felt that his tongue was no longer his.
Shen Si raised his hand and fanned his tongue, unable to say what he felt, just a strong one: "Ah......"
Seeing this, Shen Wu hurriedly got up and poured him a glass of cold water and handed it to Shen Si's hand.
After Shen Wu handed the water cup to Shen Si, he glanced at Shen Nan, who was sitting indifferent, with anger in his voice: "Didn't you say that he can eat spicy?" β