Chapter 0852 - Matchmaking Is Really Difficult
Wang Jinbao was speechless when he heard this, thinking to himself Brother Monkey, is he really afraid of ghosts everywhere, if he really empathizes now, wouldn't he really become a negative man, Li Chunyan for his own semester, only eat one meal a day, save for his own fried noodles, isn't it really feeding the pigs, as the saying goes, thirty-six plans are the best plan, or leave this place of right and wrong quickly, it is impossible to retreat from the province when the time comes, so he pretended to be curious and said
"That little girl! What kind of line to build what bridge! The more I listened, the more confused I became! What you just said is right, I don't wear a change of clothes, no one looks at me when I walk outside, how can I be like you, no matter where I go, it is the attention of all people, after all, it is not easy to see an alien once! I'm really busy, if I dry out the clothes, I don't have uniforms to wear, I can't even enter the production area, and if there is anyone watching on the road, it doesn't matter, but I can't work, it's a dereliction of duty! Since you're okay, I'll go up first!" ”
Deng Jianlong pushed Wang Jinbao to sit on the bed, and said with round eyes
"You kid won't die if you don't pretend to be all day long! What girl? What is the thread? Don't you kid know? When I looked at Sun Huiping, my eyes almost flew out! It's going to give me a sloppy look! Believe it or not, I'm going to beat you into a panda eye! Have you thought about it quickly? If you dare to talk nonsense to me again, be careful that my fists don't grow eyes! ”
Wang Jinbao looked at Deng Jianlong's fist, and couldn't wait to bite it directly, but he could only think about it, because it hurt after all, it hurt to hit his body, as the saying goes, a good man doesn't eat the loss in front of him, so he didn't do such a stupid thing, so he said helplessly
"Fuck your uncle, although I can't beat you, but you kid can't make a move! I dare to say anything when I open my mouth all day late, when will I let you match me, if you have thoughts about Sun Huiping, then you can chase it directly, why don't you pull me, do you think I'm a bully! But don't forget, a man can do without anything, but he must not be spineless, so stop talking now, if you say something else, I can chat with you! By the way, pass the time, if you still mess around here, let me do something harmful to the little ghost! Then I can only say to you with great regret, I'm sorry! I don't have time to talk nonsense with you here! Hurry up and do what you want to do! ”
Deng Jianlong looked at Wang Jinbao's annoyed and angry look, and thought to himself that you kid is so funny, you actually gave me this hand, don't say that you kid pulled down his face, even if you cut your face in your pocket, I have to make it clear to you about this matter today, otherwise from last night to now, my brother and I will not be busy in vain, so he pushed Wang Jinbao on the bed again, and said with round eyes
"You kid, I see that the beard on your mouth has grown a lot, why did you just say something yesterday, and now you don't know what you asked, three questions and nine shake your head, may I ask if what is coming out of your mouth at this time, or is it a fart that comes out! Even if it's a fart, it smells a little bit! And how many times have I told you kid! Brother, I'm not interested in women, because I don't want to dig my own grave too early and completely bury my freedom! Quickly say that you have thought about it! ”
Wang Jinbao found that if he wanted to leave, it was impossible, so he rolled his eyes and said with an extremely disdainful sneer
"That's it! I know you're not interested in women, but you've probably heard that men chase women across walls, women chase men across the veil, didn't people open the door for you yesterday? Don't talk about the compartment yarn, just the door is open! Maybe what you should have happened last night, what shouldn't have happened has all happened, and now I'm running here and babbling endlessly, I really don't know what to say about you! I'm like asking you now, do you think I'm a bully, and I specialize in recycling wolf leftovers! If that's the case, then I can only say to you with great regret, I'm sorry, I like to eat leftovers, but I'm not interested in the women I've dated others! ”
When Deng Jianlong heard this, he almost fainted out of breath, and he couldn't wait to directly punch Wang Jinbao and throw it out of the window directly into a flying saucer, so that he would disappear forever, but this kid has always spoken like this, and therefore he has not been beaten less, but he will always remember to eat or not, so he smiled evilly, deliberately pinched the key of his hand and said with round eyes
"What you just said, why didn't I hear clearly! I'll lend you another guts, and please repeat what you just said to me! Believe it or not, I'll put your mouth full of dog eyes with a fist, so that you can speak and leak in an instant, and you can only chew it with gums when you eat! People say that you don't have a door on your mouth, unless you press a lock, you will never end talking nonsense, I still don't believe it! Because every time I talk to me, although it is a little out of tune, but after I repair it, the credibility of what I say is still very high! Today it seems that you not only need to press a lock on your mouth, but also need me to give you a tight skin when your skin is loose! Otherwise, if you don't remember to eat or not, you will never be able to change it, and in such a society, it is easy to suffer a big loss! ”
Seeing this, Wang Jinbao immediately hugged his head, thinking that my brother I could beat you kid, I definitely didn't want to think about it, just give you a sentence for the kid, I'm sorry to say good things only once, but there is no one in the world to fight, and this kid has been beaten every time, and he has been beaten out of the psychological shadow, so he said extremely helplessly
"Oops! As the saying goes, a gentleman doesn't use his hands! If you kid dares to move me today, or let me put color on my face, if someone asks when I go out, I will directly say that because I brought a suitcase to Sun Huiping, you kid is jealous, saying that I will rob you of my girlfriend, saying that I will break me, and there is no way to meet people! In this way, Sun Huiping can't look down on me, and then she naturally becomes your girlfriend, how big my social aspect is, you are clear about this! ”
Deng Jianlong was speechless when he heard this, thinking to himself how he could know such a person, such a thing is actually said, don't say that he is just joking with this kid, even if he really has thoughts about Sun Huiping, it will not be stupid enough to solve it in a duel, because the age of fighting and killing has passed, but this kid is not wrong about one thing, that is, his social side, to put it bluntly, it is her ability to talk nonsense and domineering, that is really not blowing, so he sat on the sofa and said helplessly
"Okay, count you boy cow! I know I can't talk about you! But I won't hit you either, because I'm afraid of getting my hands dirty! But there is a sentence I will explain to you clearly, but this kind of thing can't, you spray feces everywhere, in case you can't live with false rumors, and talk to you desperately, then no one can help you! All right! I know you have thoughts about Sun Huiping, as the saying goes, brothers and wives can't be bullied! Brother is not a kind of person! ”