Chapter 234: The tree is afraid of three shakes, and the woman is afraid of three flirts
Li Chunyan ate her hair and said with some irritation
"I don't like to be involved in this kind of thing, there are too many people and it's too noisy! No one is comfortable lying in bed reading a book! ”
Wang Jinbao found that this little girl was running away from her own little by little, so she took a long sigh of relief, and then said with a thoughtful smile
"Oh! I see! But I wondered, you went to the dormitory with so many women at once, what did you do to check Kang Juan! is still adding options to Kang Juan's future boyfriend, making people a beauty pageant, in other words, forming a group to go on a blind date! ”
When Wang Jinbao was asking such a high-level question for himself and felt complacent, he didn't expect Li Chunyan to come up with a sentence in a bit of anger
"You fart! Our dormitory has house rules, no matter who has a boyfriend, you must pass the assessment of all the dormitory staff! You don't think we've ever seen a boy in our dormitory! also organized a group to go on a blind date, why don't you say that you will form a group to rob a kiss! ”
Wang Jinbao was stunned for a moment, thinking that the mouth that could make such a gripping sound would actually swear words, I wanted to say it directly, men should marry women when they get married, it seems that your dormitory is full of older leftover women, I think men have thought of going crazy, and they actually began to attack the people around them, and organized a group to rob relatives, for your sake of being so pitiful, I am willing to contribute myself and solve your problem first, but after all, I am not familiar, and I still have a little idea, if you say this, I'm afraid that all that is left for him is the blind tone of the beeping phone, and then his eyes roll, and he wants to make her happy first
"Oops! Look at you, you look like a fairy, how can you swear! It's just a loss of your image! But after I think about it, what you said is not a swear word, just a bad word! Because talking and farting are the same! To put it bluntly, it's all in one breath, but the place where it comes out is different! You're right? ”
Li Chunyan couldn't help but laugh when she heard this, and said with some embarrassment
"I won't tell you! It's just a king! Quickly answer my questions, and if you don't answer my questions, I'm really hanging! ”
Wang Jinbao breathed a long sigh of relief, thinking that the IQ of a woman in love is zero, although the two of them have not yet determined the relationship, but they are already on the way to love, because a girl, once she is willing to forgive a boy's recklessness or unreasonableness, she chooses to give up being angry, but gives you a chance to admit and correct her mistakes, then at this moment, although her IQ is not cleared, but her hormones are soaring rapidly, as long as the boy gives full play to his advantages and says something sweet that even ghosts believe, then her IQ will be cleared in an instant, You opened the door of your heart step by step, until you walked into her heart and life, because as the saying goes, the tree is afraid of three shakes, and women are afraid of three flirts, women are emotional after all, as long as you master the ways and methods, and do a good job of flirting, you will definitely get unexpected answers, so she said with a bad smile
"Hasn't the letter already been received? Are you thin-skinned, embarrassed to read the content of the letter, then I'll recite it to you now, as the saying goes, five hundred times in the past life, in exchange for a passing in this life, and we met on the phone in this life, knowing each other on the Internet, proving that I didn't do anything in my last life, just looking at you! Goddess, let's make friends, and then continue the edge, okay? ”
When Wang Jinbao was about to say something more meaty, he didn't expect Li Chunyan to be a little overwhelmed and said extremely shyly
"Nasty! People have already seen it! In front of the public, you are not afraid of other people's jokes when you say this! The questions that people say, the questions they ask in the letter! I'm talking about a problem with the photos you sent! ”
Wang Jinbao looked at and heard this, and subconsciously glanced at the people who were talking around, the girls seemed to find prey that could have a big meal, and the boys seemed to have found a scum in a man, in order to please the girl, his face was wiped in his pocket, and he simply lost the man's face, and he couldn't wait to come over and punch him twice in the mouth, he smiled when he saw this, thinking that the girl said that he hated the boy, proving that there was a play next, if it was disgusting, then he died early, as for the people around him, he paid for the call, I like to say what I say, so I licked my mouth and suddenly became swearing
"I'm sorry, you can look down on rural people, but you can't insult my personality here! As a dignified seven-foot man, how embarrassed to deceive you! If it's not me in the photo, you can always look for Liu Fei! ”
Li Chunyan was instantly stunned and became a little incoherent
"Oops! I'm not talking about the person in the photo who has a problem, but that your photo is too small, and my eyesight is not good, so I can't see you clearly at all, is it the same as written in the letter! Don't you have a solo photo? ”
Wang Jinbao licked his mouth, thinking that even if my brother is single again, he won't send it to you, because I haven't won your heart yet, and you were scared away when you saw the photo, didn't I close it myself, the door of our love, so he said with a wicked smile
"I'm sending you a single photo! Are there two people in the photo you received? Did the postman send it in the wrong place? ”
Li Chunyan was speechless for an instant, and said extremely helplessly
"Oops! Why do you say you're so nasty! It's so sad! If there are two heads on the two-inch photo, the one is not called a single photo, but a wedding photo! ”
Wang Jinbao immediately interrupted when he heard this
"If you want to take a wedding photo, I'll take a leave of absence right now! I'll take a picture with you, and how about we take a color picture? ”
Li Chunyan stomped her feet angrily and said angrily
"Golden fox! If you dare to dig a pit for me, I'll bury you!" I just hate it to death, why do you always say this nonsense! When will you send me a single photo? Otherwise I'm really hanging! ”
Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly, thinking that the phone is in your hand, if you really don't want to say it, you still need to ask for my opinion, and collect it again and again, but after all, she is a little girl, and she is not a little daughter-in-law, if she starts too hard and concentrates on the key points, I am afraid it will backfire, since she will be a little angry, then give her some rock sugar pear, so he said with a faint smile
"I'm sorry, although I don't have a single photo now, but the photo studio can take it at any time, the key is that your eyesight is not good, and there is an error in the photo, so I want to present a more perfect self in front of your eyes without reservation, I don't know if you can give you a chance to meet! If I could, I would rather give up now, this hard-won opportunity to study, and I would never give up, this lifelong marriage! ”
(End of chapter)