Chapter 55: What if I like monkeys?
Chen Lin heard the wrong taste in Shen Wu's words, and sighed inexplicably in his heart.
"You ...... that," she said, not daring to think further.
Two seconds later, Shen Wu lowered his head, and the emotion in his eyes was very low and he spoke: "Shen Nan, he is an orphan!" ”
And Shen Nan, the orphan who was staying in the room at the moment, was sharing his perfect battle report with Shen Si!
"Seven ...... You're sick, aren't you? Am I your dog food jar? Why are you hurting me so much?! Shen Si raised his hand to cover his injured little heart.
Think of him as the deputy mayor of the seven cities of the M7 planet, and he usually deals with the planet's chores! I can't have a good time during this vacation, and I am still being used as a dog food jar!
No way! He's gone! This task is too heavy! Shen Si said that he couldn't afford to digest it!
"I'm quitting!" Shen Si responded to Shen Nan with a voice that almost roared!
Then, Qi Fei's angry scolding came from outside the door: "Fuck Shen Si!" You're still not letting people sleep well! If you don't want to stay, get out of the way,! ”
Hearing the sound, Shen Si immediately closed his mouth.
Thinking about it, why is the sound insulation so bad? After that, how can we interact with love?
Isn't it, you can hear any movement clearly?
Fortunately, Shen Nan on the other end of the video anticipated Shen Si's possible next move, and immediately pressed the volume reduction button, otherwise Shen Si's voice would definitely be able to shock a hundred miles.
However, Shen Si on the other side of the video seems to have been tamed by Qi Fei well, and he actually ...... He yelled and shut up.
No matter what Shen Nan said before, this guy's mouth was never closed.
Shen Nan laughed "sneering", "Actually, there can still be someone to shut you up, where can I go to Qi Fei to learn from the scriptures when I have time?" ”
"Lessons learned?" Shen Si looked at Shen Nan on the other end of the video suspiciously, this time he spoke in a particularly light voice, for fear of provoking Qi Fei scolded again, "What scriptures?" Are you going to the Tang Dynasty? I found that the TV series on this earth are very good, especially the many beauties in "Journey to the West"! ”
"Just thinking about it makes my mouth water." Shen Si suddenly showed a wicked smile.
Seeing Shen Si like this, Shen Nan suddenly had the urge to go over and beat him.
Others watch Journey to the West to see monkeys, this Shen Si ...... Actually look at beautiful women?
But to be honest, the beauties in the drama are really good-looking.
Speaking of this, Shen Si suddenly felt that Shen Nan's expression was not quite right when he looked at him, especially when he looked at him with an expression that looked at a lewd uncle!
Shen Si sat on the bed, lifted one leg, pressed it to the other, sat upright, and then held his cheek with one hand and looked at Shen Nan in the video.
"Say, don't you particularly like the beauties in "Journey to the West"!"
Shen Nan ignored him and gave him a disgusted look.
This look is not right at first glance!
Shen Si immediately quit.
"Don't tell me that you watch Journey to the West and only look at monkeys, the entire M7 star people, who doesn't know that their mayor said Yan Kong! The ugliness ones are a little longer, and you don't even want to look at them. Look at the monkey, I don't believe it. After speaking, he also disgusted "cut", saying that he didn't look at beautiful women?
He didn't believe it!
It must be because of Shen Wu, I guess he doesn't dare to turn on the TV at home! Even if you see the beauties in the TV series, you can only pretend not to see it!
"What if...... I just like monkeys? ”
"You? Love monkeys? So what do you mean, Shen Wu is a monkey? Shen Si paused for two seconds, feeling that something was wrong with his words, and exploded after a while, "You actually said that Shen Wu is a monkey?!" ”
"Shen Nan, you're done!" Shen Si had an expression of watching a play, he raised his hand to cover his mouth, and lay on the bed with a "grin", "Hahahaha, you actually dare to say that Shen Wu is a monkey!" Shen Nan...... You're done! ”
Shen Nan: "......"
There is nothing like six points to represent his mood at the moment.
How did his focus become so peculiar? Could it be, too many sleeping pills?
Originally, his brain was inflexible, but now it seems to be even more inflexible, and it even makes people feel the urge to pinch him to death.
"Do you take too many sleeping pills? Eat stupid, right? Shen Nan rubbed his brows, looking like he didn't recognize the fool in the video. I really don't know, how did you get elected as deputy mayor? It's true that I'm Yan Kong, but who said that when I see ugly people, I don't even want to talk? Do you see that I ignore you? ”
Shen Si, who was originally laughing, immediately stopped laughing when he heard this.
He dared to call him ugly!
Although it was not the first time, hearing these words from his mouth again, I felt the urge to kill him every time!
"Who the are you talking about? You're saying it again, I'm really quitting! In the future, I will exhaust you and me! I'll let you leave me your job as mayor every day! If I don't do it, I will definitely be tired of you, and you have nothing to say when you are tired! ”
"Exhaust you!"
"Exhaust you!"
Shen Nan: "......"
Didn't he have anything else to say?
What's more, does he look like someone who dies so easily?
Shen Si saw that Shen Nan in the video didn't speak, so he thought he was scared by himself! I really didn't expect that I would be able to shock Shen Nan one day! Thinking of this, Shen Si was inexplicably happy.
He sat on the bed and swayed left and right, very happy.
Shen Nan raised his hand and rubbed his brows: "......" is becoming more and more mentally retarded, when is the next deputy mayor election?
Creak......
When Shen Sihuang was happy, the bedroom door suddenly opened!
I saw a man in a yellow pajama walk today, his head drooping, holding a glass of water in his hand.
The face was gloomy.
When Shen Si heard the sound of the door opening, he immediately became honest.
Even a little scared......
Frightened, he crawled to the head of the bed, and with lightning speed, he picked up a pillow and blocked it in front of him.
"I ......"
The man didn't give him any chance and climbed straight into his bed!
Seeing this, Shen Si immediately coaxed, and didn't know where to take out a durian and put it on the bed. Then the whole person knelt up.
In the next second, he took out another ring ruler.
He held the ring ruler in both hands and slowly knelt on the durian.
Shen Nan on the other end of the video saw that someone suddenly came in, so he was about to hang up the video call......
But the next style of painting,He didn't hold back.,Continue to pull me.。
"This kneeling durian...... It hurts just to look at it. Shen Nan muttered twice.
At this moment, Shen Si, who was holding the ring ruler, looked up at Qi Fei opposite him in great pain, "I'm sorry!" I was wrong! ”
"Wrong?" Qi Fei had two huge dark circles on his face, and he looked like he hadn't slept well for a while.
"You know it's wrong, and you're yelling!"
As soon as the words fell, Qi Fei stuffed two white pills into Shen Si's mouth, and then poured him a glass of water!
"I don't believe it, you can't sleep today! Exercise! ”