The most critical moment came, and the host first asked Huo Yunting: "Groom, are you willing to accept the bride as your legal wife?" Whether she is healthy or sick, rich or poor, are you willing to accept her? ”

Huo Yunting replied loudly: "Yes." ”

The host then turned his face to the situation: "Bride, are you willing to accept the groom as your rightful husband, whether he is healthy or sick, whether he is rich or poor, and will never leave him, and will always be with him?" ”

Jing Yu replied firmly: "Yes." ”

Hearing the answer of the bride and groom, tens of thousands of people in the audience applauded together, and in the applause, countless blessings poured out, click, click, and many people took pictures of Huo Yunting and Jingyu on the stage.

Far away, Zhang Lingzhi, Huo Chunjin, He Fangyuan and Qian Wanyue all offered their blessings to a couple of newlyweds who made up the wedding.

Only Huo Bin gritted his teeth in the crowd, and when the host asked Jingyu, whether the groom was rich or poor, whether she was willing to accompany him and she replied yes, he scolded hatefully in his heart: "Hmph, you said you are willing, it sounds so good, why don't you marry a poor man called Hanako?" ”

The congratulatory crowd ignored Huo Bin's existence and kept making noise, and the wedding was at the highest tide, when a loud bang was suddenly heard, and a cannonball exploded above the heads of Huo Yunting and Jingyu, and the couple fell to the ground.

The crowd fled in fright, shouting as they ran: "The black robbers are coming, the black robbers are coming, run, run." ”

Huo Bin didn't escape, he stood firmly on the huge deck of the aircraft carrier, looked at the fallen bodies of Huo Yunting and Jing Yu, and laughed: "Good death, good death, when I finish collecting the body for you, I will go to my father's company to be the boss." ”

However, there was another unexpected scene, only to see Huo Yunting and Jing Yu hugging each other and standing up.

What's going on?

It turned out that the wedding company deliberately created a humorous effect, and one of the shells they fired was not a cannonball, but a salute.

The shell exploded not gunpowder, but fireworks.

Huo Yunting and Jing Yu pretended to fall, and when they stood up, countless colorful fireworks exploded above their heads.

Then, the salute car fired 47 salutes in a row, and the first salute was combined with 48 rounds, which means four seasons.

The fleeing crowd returned, and saw the sky full of flowers, and just as they got carried away, boom bang...... The cannon went off again.

God, God, it's scared to death!

No, it's not scared to death, but sweet to death, after the salute truck blasted out the 48 regiments of salute flowers, and then blasted out candy that spilled like spring rain.

After a brief moment of consternation, it took a second at most for the crowd to come to their senses, and within a second they bent down to snatch the candy that had burst out of the barrel and spilled onto the ground.

What kind of wedding is this? The wedding company of country M bombarded the candy to the ground with cannons, and asked the guests to rob it, creating a lively scene in the wilderness, which may be the creativity of the people of country M with great humorous effect.

Tens of thousands of people grabbed the candy, chewed the sweetness, and they were all happy.

At this moment, boom, the aircraft carrier set off, carrying the bride and groom and all the guests to cruise the sea, carrying the wedding march to the highest end, so that the sky can be heard, the white clouds can be seen, and the blue sky and the sea can witness the miracle of love......

Huo Yunting smiled, as if he had entered ancient times, and said in ancient Chinese: "Lady, what's so difficult about this?" The fool opened his mouth and came. ”

After speaking, he told the story of the candle night in the cave room of the ancient talented and beautiful woman:

When she was sixteen years old, the matchmaker who came to propose marriage broke through the threshold of her family, and the Su family could hardly cope with it.

In the face of marriage, Su Xiaomei does not pay attention to the family, but only values the man's talent and learning, so she came up with three questions, and asked whoever can answer these three questions correctly, she will marry.

However, the people who came to answer the questions broke through the eight thresholds of her family, and no one could answer her questions correctly, and her marriage became a big problem.

Su Xiaomei's brother Su Shi is anxious about his sister's marriage.

One day, he remembered his friend Qin Guan, Qin Guan is a great talent, and once wrote that if the two love for a long time, how could it be such an eternal swan song as the morning scene and the twilight. So, Su Shi acted as a matchmaker for his sister and married Su Xiaomei to Qin Guan.

Qin Guan has admired Su Xiaomei's talent for a long time, and he agreed.

On the night of the candles in the cave room, Su Xiaomei took out her three difficult problems to make it difficult for the groom Qin Guan, if he couldn't answer, he was not allowed to enter the cave room.

These three questions are the three pairs of uplink, at the beginning, Qin Guan responded fluently, and soon she was very satisfied with the two pairs of uplinks she came out, but when she said the third uplink, Qin Guan couldn't answer.

Su Xiaomei's third link is: the month before closing the door and pushing out the window.

Qin Guan thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't think of the next link, so he went around in the courtyard outside the cave room, constantly scratching his ears and scratching his cheeks, and kept thinking about the three watches, but there was still no answer.

The maid told Su Shi that Qin Guan couldn't enter the cave room.

Su Shi came out and saw that Qin Guan couldn't enter the door in the courtyard, so he was so anxious that Su Shi saw a big water tank placed in the corner of the courtyard, so he had an idea, picked up a stone on the spot, and threw it into the water tank.

Qin Guan heard a knock on the ground, and saw that the water in the water tank was turbulent, the moonlight shone down, and the moon shadow in the water was broken.

The maid sent Qin Guan's lower couplet to Su Xiaomei to see, and the upper and lower sentences were perfectly combined, forming such a couplet: The moon before closing the door and pushing out the window, throwing stones to break the underwater sky. It's a perfect match.

Su Xiaomei happily opened the door of the cave room and welcomed the groom Qin Guan in, so the couple spent the night together......

Huo Yunting said: "I listen to you, you said that the sea is the eye of the earth, so, where are the ears of the earth?" ”

Jingyu said: "The mountain is the ear of the earth." ”

Huo Yunting said: "You are wrong, the mountain is not the ear of the earth, the mountain is the milk of the earth. ”

Jing Yu withdrew his gaze from the sea, focused on the jade doll in his hand, and said, "You always think of those cheesy things. ”

Huo Yunting said: "I am cheesy, I think that the mountain is the milk of the earth, and the sea water is the milk of the earth. ”

Jing Yu got angry: "I don't talk to vulgar people, you shut up for me." ”

There is a white cloud floating in the sky, and seagulls are flying on the sea, and the seagulls are the white clouds on the sea, and the white clouds are the seagulls in the sky.

Huo Yunting sat on the top of the yacht, saw Jing Yu sitting in the middle of the yacht, holding the jade doll and enjoying it, and said: "You like the jade doll so much, it means that you want to have children as soon as possible, you told me before that you won't have children before the age of 36, it seems that you can't keep your original intention." ”

Jing Yu said: "It was you who desperately encouraged me to have a child, and asked Zhang Lingzhi to treat your infertility." ”

Huo Yunting stood up, walked over to Jingyu from the front of the yacht, and said, "I like children, I hope you give birth to a pair of twins as soon as possible." ”

As he spoke, he walked up to Jing Yu, took the jade doll from her hand, and said, "Let me hug them too, this pair of jade dolls is so cute, just like they are alive." ”

He picked up the sparkling jade doll, and strangely, he heard an extremely slight chirping sound in the jade doll's belly.

He took the jade doll to Jing Yu's ear and shook it, and asked, "Did you hear it, this guy is chirping." ”

Jing Yu sighed and said, "Yes, I heard the jade doll making a very thin chirping sound, as if the hands of the watch were moving, what the hell is going on?" ”

Huo Yunting was puzzled and said, "Could it be that someone put the watch in the belly of the jade doll, why did he do this?" ”

A wave has not settled, and another wave has risen.

The mystery as to why the jade doll made a noise had not yet been resolved, and a white shark floated to the surface of the water from the depths of the sea, and when it saw the yacht on which the two were riding, it pounced on it, and its triangular dorsal fin pierced the sea breeze like a dragon slaying knife.

Jing Yu shouted: "Sharks, sharks, man-eating sharks are coming." ”

The yacht has stopped for a long time, the throttle has already been turned off, Huo Yunting is still holding the jade doll in his hand, it is inconvenient to drive the yacht, the situation is urgent, he has to hand over the jade doll to the scenery around him, and then run to the front end of the yacht to start the throttle, which takes about half a minute.

Jing Yu suddenly remembered something, her face changed greatly, and she shouted: "Ah Ting, the jade doll in your hand is likely to be a time bomb, quickly throw it at the shark." ”

Hehe, someone hid a time bomb in the belly of the jade doll in an attempt to murder Huo Yunting and Jingyu, so the jade doll chirped.

Hell, hell, live hell.

Huo Yunting screamed angrily, exerted his greatest strength, and threw the jade doll in his hand towards the shark.

There is indeed a time bomb hidden in the belly of this pair of jade dolls!

As soon as they smashed into the shark, boom, there was a huge explosion sound, a pair of conjoined jade dolls like twins exploded into jade dust, the shark's body was blown into two sections, and the meat residue surged dozens of meters high with the waves.

The sea shook, and the yacht was thrown into the air, and then fell again, still on the surface, but fortunately did not capsize.

Half of the shark's carcass floated in the sea, and half of the carcass formed a rain of flesh that fell from mid-air and melted into the sea.

The two of them covered their hearts, frightened.

Jing Yu said: "The shark wants to eat us, someone wants to blow us up with a jade doll, the two things collide together, and the person who murdered us saved our lives, otherwise, we were eaten by the shark." ”

Huo Yunting had already woken up and said: "Yes, someone gave us the jade doll as our wedding gift, ostensibly to wish us happiness in our newlyweds, but in fact they want to blow us up, who is this person?" Who is it? Who the hell is it? If I find out, I will definitely break him into pieces. ”

Jing Yu said: "Ah Ting, don't care who he is, we can't delay any longer, if another shark emerges from the sea, we will die, run, fast." ”

Risk, risk, real risk.

Without further ado, Huo Yunting rushed to the front of the yacht, activated the throttle, and the yacht ran towards the shore more ferociously than a shark.

The grassland spreads out under the blue sky, a vast expanse of blue water, connected to the distant horizon, and the green grass kisses the amber sun.

Near the horizon, there were many cattle and sheep grazing.

There are many tourists who come to the grassland for sightseeing, many couples whip their horses, gallop to the sky, and the sheep in the distance flow slowly, like white clouds in the green sea with snow waves.

Looking around the grassland, Jingyu couldn't help but chant a poem: "Eilechuan, under the Yin Mountain." The sky is like a dome, covering the four wildernesses. The sky is blue, the wilderness is vast, and the wind blows early and sees cattle and sheep. ”

Huo Yunting said: "This is country M, not the grassland of country Z, how can you move the poem describing the grassland to the grassland of country M." ”

Jing Yu said: "The people of country Z eat with chopsticks, and the people of country M also eat with chopsticks, can't we use the verses that describe the people of country Z who eat with chopsticks to describe the people of country M who eat with chopsticks?" ”

Huo Yunting said: "Okay, count you cow, I also chant a poem: the grass on the plain, one year old and one withered, the wildfire is inexhaustible, and the spring breeze blows and grows." ”

Jing Yu smiled: "What is this?" It wasn't written by you, it was written by Bai Juyi in the Tang Dynasty. ”