Chapter 0911 Talking about money hurts feelings
He Xiaogang glanced at Fan Lei, thinking that a few living treasures in their class, they would never dare to meet, especially when they were eating and drinking, so he said with a happy smile
"Okay, if you don't put down one or two at a time, you must not have drunk well! Drink thoroughly! Drink in place! Yang Xiaofang is a woman, why can't she be called! Are you afraid of drinking a little alcohol and can't control yourself! ”
Fan Lei punched He Xiaogang in the back
"You can be a little simpler! Why do you think about that bit of all day long when you think about women! You think about it with your feet, let's call Yang Xiaofang, let's drink some wine and talk, and you can pay a little attention, but half of your brain doesn't drink and everything is put out, and I'm ashamed if you don't feel ashamed when the time comes! ”
Wang Jinbao sighed
"It's always me who gets hurt! But I really don't understand, aren't you tired of living with masks? By the way, I'm emphasing, I'm straightforward and fast, that's because of childlike words! ”
Fan Lei glared at him and said with extreme irritability
"I've seen shameless, I've never seen you so shameless! I pretend to be crazy and stupid, why don't you eat! ”
Wang Jinbao wanted to have a good theory, but for the sake of this kid's treat, he shook his head helplessly and said
"Really? That Professor Fan pretends to be crazy and stupid all day long, it seems that how much did he eat when he was young? I can't figure it out, the son of an engineer, why he even scolds himself! ”
He Xiaogang was afraid that the two would fight again, so he said with a smile
"Oops! Wang Jinbao finally said something human! Professor Fan, didn't you just say that the dog bites the dog's mouth, so what are you two doing now? ”
Fan Lei glanced at it
"You're blind! Can't see a quarrel? ”
"That's weird! I'll make a few jokes about dog-eat-dog, and the fight between the two of you is a quarrel! What kind of logic are you! ”
Van Lei roared angrily
"I can be clear now! Charge! Tell you seriously! I gave Yang Xiaofang a teaching process, but I definitely didn't do anything else! I invited you to dinner today, not to keep a secret for me, but to connect with your feelings and give you a brat? In a word, the three of us, whether to go or not! ”
He Xiaogang saw that Fan Lei was anxious, and everyone was joking in his mood, everyone could invite a meal, but now it would be boring to be red-faced, so he smiled embarrassedly
"That's it! Hehehe, don't worry! Be careful if you get on fire, it's not cost-effective to buy medicine! I just came down today, and I won't go if I have some things to do, so let's go another day! ”
Wang Jinbao saw that the atmosphere was a little embarrassing, and it was originally a little more interesting, but it was directly boring by Fan Lei, so he hurriedly said
"By the way, I've got something to do too! I'm about to write a manuscript! Let's go another day! ”
Fan Lei was completely anxious
"Fuck your uncle! You two love to go! Lao Tzu eats alone! Don't say I'm not invited! By the way, I will tell you two sluts, I am in a good mood today, but I don't have the mood to beg someone to eat every day! ”
Watching Fan Lei rush out of the door, He Xiaogang walked up to Wang Jinbao and whispered
"Eat and go! Don't eat for nothing, don't eat! ”
Wang Jinbao was startled at first, and then smiled evilly
"It's really a hero's vision! Right! The iron is finally plucked! Right! Eaten! Eat it for nothing! Let's go! ”
Wang Jinbao and He Xiaogang had just walked out of the door and found Fan Lei standing in the corridor with round eyes
"The conspiracy is over?"
Wang Jinbao didn't say anything, He Xiaogang glanced at Fan Lei and said
"Look at what you're saying! Today, Fan Ye gave me a two-day-old face! If the two of me don't give you a share, you will lose too much blood in the province, and you will go straight over, and I will have to pay for the meal, and I will send a wreath to your boy! Then the cost of this meal is a bit high! In order to avoid this kind of situation, you don't care about the wine today, or I'll come and see! ”
Fan Lei snorted
"Don't worry! I invite customers to buy wine, and you don't want to cry and mouse! If you want to eat hot pot, then follow me quickly! ”
He Xiaogang smiled
"Looks like I don't have a chance today! I was going to get two bottles of more than 100 bottles of Hetao Laojiao! Then I won't fight with you! The province will make you unhappy again! Everyone knows that you want to save face! ”
Fan Lei smiled bitterly, thinking that although many people have more face than money, but now they are worthless, today we must cure this kid's problem of talking coldly, and besides, how can there be such a good thing in the world, if you don't take on some food, how can you swallow it, so he pretended to be helpless
"It's okay! You know, I don't like to fight with people, so I'll give you a chance to buy wine today! The province will leave you with regrets, hold your heart for a long time, and hold back your illness! Wouldn't I have become a sinner for the ages! Buy two bottles of more than 100 bottles of Hetao Laojiao! Moutai is better! ”
He Xiaogang found out that he was being tricked by Fan Lei, so he pursed his lips and said
"That's not good! If you invite me to buy wine, it will not have a good reputation for you, and after I think about it again, you should buy this wine! ”
Fan Lei smiled faintly and said unhurriedly
"It's okay! Wouldn't it be a little too stingy to fight with you here for a chance to buy wine! Who made us brothers! ”
He Xiaogang pinched Fan Lei's neck
"It seems that you kid really have a handle, pinched in the hands of your ancestors, why only let me buy wine and don't get anything?"
Fan Lei begged at first, and He Xiaogang let go and ran three or five meters away
"The reason is very simple, people don't like to pretend, by the way, if you can't pretend to be forced well, you can only force yourself! Rest assured, I'm always fair, don't we smoke? ”
Wang Jinbao only reacted, and he was waiting here
"Oops! Smoke is not a problem! I don't pretend to be forced in China, I don't have a place to say if I'm afraid of being forced! Enough for the Hibiscus King! One pack per person! ”
He Xiaogang's eyes were open like a copper bell
"Dude, can you not slap a swollen face and become fat! Five dollars a day of cigarettes, the fire will be cut off at every turn! Let's save it for you! Let's eat hot pot today, no drinking or smoking! ”
Wang Jinbao was anxious all of a sudden
"Are you stupid in the desert! Is it so budget-conscious to eat a meal? Three packs of hibiscus king can afford it! The three of us, talking about money is not vulgar, but really hurtful feelings! ”
He Xiaogang asked puzzled
"You bought the Hibiscus King with all your money! Hang your mouth on the wall, or prepare to smoke the soles of your shoes as cigarettes! ”
Wang Jinbao patted He Xiaogang on the shoulder
"Look at you! If you don't come back, I can still smoke without a cigarette! Hurry up and buy alcohol! ”
He Xiaogang threw Wang Jinbao away
"How far my mind goes, how far you go! Even if I rub the cigarette and throw it down the toilet, I won't give you this slut to smoke! It's better to soak dog shit all day long, there is no smoke at every turn, and you are still pretending to be a big-tailed wolf here! ”