Luan Shouping was just about to refute, but he didn't expect Yue Gang to make a grimace, and walked out of the door with a figure-eight step, seeing this, he glared fiercely, and secretly scolded in his heart and said, you kid don't be swaggering, the county order is only a seven-grade sesame official, what is your aura as a squad leader who has no job and no character! As a result, just about to turn around the dormitory, Wang Jinbao threw the watermelon peel, hummed a little song and walked into the door, seeing this, he had an idea, and wanted to tease this kid first, so he sighed, his face was full of bitterness and hatred, and he said helplessly

"Brother, your little whistle is good! It's a pity that I see that your Yin Hall is black, I'm afraid there will be a bloody disaster in the near future! Even if there is no bloody disaster, I am afraid that if you commit Tai Sui in the past few days, there will be villains framing! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he glared fiercely and said extremely irritably

"I'm sorry, brother, I am a fair and honest person, and all the people I have friends with are gentlemen, so there will be no villains around! As for you saying that there is a villain framed, you don't have to worry about this, because I am not afraid of the little ghost brother, am I still afraid of the villain! Are you kid eating too much watermelon skin, his eyes are black, and everyone is black! And whether you are sick or not, I don't seem to have provoked you! What are you doing with me! For the sake of you coming all the way today, for the sake of bringing the watermelon back, I won't worry about it for the time being! Otherwise, I used to go up and remove your two front teeth that eat turnips! Save you all night nonsense! ”

When Luan Shouping heard this, he directly wanted to get into the cracks of the floor tiles, thinking that his monkey brother wanted to tease others well, but he didn't expect that he had just started and said less than a few words, but he didn't expect to be criticized by others, and even the results were given, and he really taught himself a solid life lesson, even if he wanted to refute it, but the reason was occupied by others, and now he can only knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

So Luan Shouping walked towards the house, pretending to be innocent

"Oops! Treasure Ah! Campbell! It's not me talking about you! A rotten watermelon is not a precious thing, please don't always talk about this, okay? Besides, I'm just joking with you, you're so sensitive, as if you're going to eat me alive! I'm really convinced! ”

Wang Jinbao looked at Luan Shouping's extremely funny and helpless appearance, not to mention how happy he was in his heart, thinking that he should not treat the land lord as a fairy, don't forget what my brother and I used to do, it's just that I have started to memorize words in the past few years, but I don't take you to bully people like this, but after all, a house has to live for a long time, plus the usual relationship, you can handle it, so he scratched his head and said with some embarrassment

"Hey! Oh my good brother! You've wronged me by saying that! The reason why I'm nervous is because I'm afraid that my stuff will be unlucky, affecting you, an innocent passerby, and the fire at the city gate will affect the pond fish, and you should know this truth better than me for an extremely smart person like you! ”

When Luan Shouping heard this, he turned around and smiled bitterly with embarrassment, I wanted to say that you kid don't want to do it again, if you get cheap and sell well, I want to thank you according to your meaning, but then I think about it for a while, it is not a wise choice, so I sighed, ready to play with the snake, wait until six o'clock when the cafeteria opens, and go out for a walk after eating, but I don't know what the reason, three or four in a row, the snake just went out, and was ruthlessly killed, so he lay on the quilt, but the more he thought about it, the more he felt that the nest was on fire, I couldn't convince myself, and then I rolled my eyes, thinking about hitting a snake and hitting a seven-inch shot, hitting someone and hitting a weakness, and wanting to light a fire in this guy's backyard, he didn't know what his girlfriend looked like, so this way didn't work! But there was another one in front of him, even if it was burned to ashes, he saw the person who was afraid, since you made me sick, then I will make you spit out bile, so he pretended to say casually

"Alas! Campbell! You say this Li Duo! I don't know what to think all day long, I just tossed in March, and it's a bit of a luxury to have three days off! It should be okay to leave it for two days! But he seems to be an anomaly, and he doesn't know how tired he is at work, but you see that he is running for the future, don't pull us! Tomorrow I have nothing to do and run to the treatment plant that has not yet been put into production, and carry out what three-level factory education! It's irritating to think about! You're right! ”

The greedy snake that Wang Jinbao had just raised hit the wall in an instant, threw the phone away, and said a little impatiently

"Really? Says who? ”

Luan Shouping pretended not to see it, then sighed and said extremely helplessly

"What the squad leader just said! It should be eight or nine without leaving ten! ”

Wang Jinbao didn't even think about it

"Are you sure you're not fooling people! Why didn't the squad leader tell me two when he ate watermelon just now, but just one of you? Don't you think that's abnormal? ”

Luan Shouping found that Wang Jinbao had taken the bait, sat up with a swish, and said with round eyes

"Oops! I'm so convinced! If you don't have the surname Wang, but the surname Cao, you don't need to go through your family tree, you are guaranteed to be Cao Cao's great-great-grandson! Excuse me, I have nothing to do, what's the point of lying to you here, and since you don't believe what I'm saying, you can go out now and ask a few other dorm people, and everything will be clear! Is it necessary to bury people in such a roundabout way? As for why the squad leader, don't say it to the two of us, it's mainly to take care of your emotions, I don't want to affect your appetite for watermelon, I have the squad leader's mobile phone number here, if you don't believe it, we can call and confront you now! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he instantly sat down on the quilt and said with a bitter face full of hatred

"Alas! You're right, my Yin Tang is really black! It seems that no matter how dark the skin is, it can't stop the bad luck of Yin Tang's blackening! Alas! I'm afraid that the three-level factory education is not over, and I will be sent home by this Li Gong! Alas! Why do you think my life is so miserable! When will I get rid of it, Li Gong's clutches! ”

Luan Shouping looked at Wang Jinbao, who was born without love, and his humble vanity in an instant was greatly satisfied, and he glanced at his mobile phone and found that there were two more minutes to eat, and the time should be about the same, so he slowly stood up and came to Wang Jinbao's side

"Oops! What a big deal! Have you not heard that there is no mountain of flames that you can't cross? Let's go eat first, go and see tomorrow, and see the tricks! ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at it, fell on the quilt, and said extremely irritably

"Hey! I'll eat with you! ”

When Luan Shouping saw this, he pulled Wang Jinbao up and pretended to be angry

"Didn't you still shout just now, I didn't ask you to eat, and you were hungry to eat so many watermelons! Why don't you eat now! Are you really hungry or fake? It's really hard to figure out! ”