Huo Yunting said: "Then bless them to reunite after breaking the mirror." ”

Jing Yu said again: "Yao Ming called me today, first crying, then laughing, and he also told me that he was willing to accept him again in order to thank his godmother, and he planned to hold a dinner and invite us to a banquet." ”

Huo Yunting asked: "In which hotel will the dinner be held?" ”

Jingyu said: "It's not a hotel, it's at my godmother's house." ”

Huo Yunting asked, "Who is this treat?" ”

Jing Yu said: "Of course, it is a remote treat, he took the money out to buy vegetables and wine, borrowed the godmother's kitchen to cook and cook, and he also said that holding a dinner in the godmother's living room is more emotional than in the luxurious restaurant." ”

Huo Yunting smiled and said: "Maybe it's to save more money, Yaoming loves money very much, and one of the characteristics of people who love money is that they are stingy." ”

Jingyu said: "I think that having dinner at home has a more harmonious atmosphere of family, unlike being constrained in a hotel, and from this point of view, it is indeed more emotional." ”

Huo Yunting said: "Okay, I admit what you said, since Yaofang invited us to the banquet, we can't leave empty-handed, what kind of gifts should we bring?" ”

Jing Yu said: "Send a chicken." ”

Huo Yunting asked, "Why do you send chickens?" ”

Jingyu said: "The chicken is the god of love, which can save love." ”

Huo Yunting laughed: "You are really joking. ”

Jing Yu said: "There is a folk dish called bamboo shoots with chicken wings, the origin of this dish is enough to prove that the chicken is the god of love, we send the chicken to the remote life and the godmother, is to hope that the chicken will protect their love." ”

To prove her words, she recounted the myth of chickens and love:

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Dong Zhu, whose mother died, her father continued to play strings, and her stepmother often abused her.

One day, the stepmother deliberately spread a hundred catties of black sesame seeds and white sesame seeds mixed together on the ground, making it difficult for the winter bamboo shoots, telling her to separate them within half a day, otherwise, she would not be given food to eat and punished her for not sleeping for a night.

Oh my God, how do winter bamboo shoots pile black sesame seeds into a pile and white sesame seeds into another pile? Just as she was in a dilemma, a golden rooster ran over and pecked at the sesame seeds.

The winter bamboo shoots couldn't explain to the stepmother, and immediately cried, but the golden rooster laughed, came to the two jars, opened his mouth and spit out, spit out a jar of black sesame seeds and a jar of white sesame seeds.

Subsequently, the golden rooster turned into a fairy child, looking at the winter bamboo shoots with affection.

Winter bamboo shoots also fell in love with the golden rooster fairy child at first sight.

The stepmother came to find the winter bamboo shoots, and saw that she separated the black sesame seeds and white sesame seeds so perfectly and impeccablely, and knew that this trick was not good for the winter bamboo shoots, so she came up with another trick, that is, to marry her casually, and she would not be able to see and be upset in the future.

She promised the winter bamboo shoots to the stupid son of a poor family a hundred miles away.

But Dong Zhu, who has always been obedient, resolutely disagreed, and the stepmother imprisoned her and forced her to agree.

After hearing the news, the Golden Rooster Fairy Child asked the Jade Emperor to rescue the winter bamboo shoots, but the Jade Emperor rejected him on the grounds that Xianfan did not intermarry, and for a while, he had nothing to do.

Dong Zhu learned that Lang could not save herself, and she had the idea of suicide, and one day, she committed suicide by throwing herself into the water while others were unprepared.

When Guanyin Bodhisattva learned of this, he saved the winter bamboo shoots with the Soul Resurrection Divine Water, and interceded for the Golden Rooster Fairy Child in front of the Jade Emperor, making an exception to allow Xianfan to intermarry.

The Jade Emperor had no choice but to open the net and let the Golden Rooster Fairy Child and the winter bamboo shoots become husband and wife.

Nowadays, there is a dish in Qinhuai, called bamboo shoots wearing chicken wings, bamboo shoots represent the legendary winter bamboo shoot girl, and chicken wings represent the golden rooster fairychild, so this famous dish bamboo shoots wear chicken wings, which is the witness of Guanyin Bodhisattva's fulfillment of a pair of lovers' love.

Huo Yunting listened to Jingyu's nonsense and smiled: "Although what you said is a myth, it is not credible at all, but it is very auspicious, we will send a chicken to Yao Ming tomorrow, and let him and his godmother make a bamboo shoot and wear chicken wings, and they will be more determined to love after eating." ”

However, the question is, from childhood to adulthood, Haruka has never slaughtered chickens, so he doesn't know how to start, where to start?

The rooster looked at him, clucking, and crowing with pity.

Yao Ming closed his eyes in pain, regardless of three seven twenty-one, no matter four seven twenty-eight, bang, a knife cut down, no one knows where this knife cut on the body of the chicken.

When the chicken saw a slash at it, it turned its head away, and its legs were bound by ropes, and it could not run, but it could jump, and when it jumped, the knife went down and cut off the straw ropes that bound its legs.

Its wings were unbound, its legs were free, and it clucked and jumped.

Yao Ming sighed in his heart: "It's over, it's over, the chicken has run away." ”

Can chickens not run in order to survive? It flew up and down in the kitchen, up and down, but couldn't get out of the door.

Yao Ming looked up in the direction of Ji Fei, brandished a knife, slashed up and down into the sky, and screamed: "The kitchen is so big, you can't escape, I will kill you, kill you......"

The chicken refused to let itself be killed, and flew even harder, and suddenly, when it reached the door of the kitchen, it flew out.

Haruka chased out of the kitchen.

The kitchen is connected to the living room, this chicken is not smart, it jumps wildly, and suddenly gets out of the living room through the door of the living room, and bumps into Huo Yunting, Jing Yu and Zhang Lingzhi who are sitting in the living room.

Jing Yu sighed: "I volunteered to kill the chicken, but I couldn't kill the chicken, so I forced the chicken here." ”

At this moment, Haruka took a kitchen knife and chased him into the living room, shouting, "Let's work together to catch it." ”

As he spoke, Haruka pounced on the chicken.

The chicken stood on the ground, jumped upward, flapped its wings, and flew up and down in the living room, clucking.

Huo Yunting and Jing Yu joined the ranks of catching chickens, the two raised their heads, followed the direction of chicken flying, and caught them with both hands.

Yao was in a hurry, looked at the body of the chicken, threw out the kitchen knife, poof, the chicken was in the sky, the edge of the wings was hit by the knife, the knife fell to the ground, and at the same time, a few feathers fell from the sky.

The chicken flew even more frantically, and accidentally, it hit Zhang Lingzhi's face, grabbed it with both claws, and scratched a few marks on her face, but fortunately there was no blood.

Zhang Lingzhi wiped his face and shouted angrily: "Yaofang, why are you so useless?" You can't even kill a chicken! ”

Yao Ming ran to Zhang Lingzhi's side and comforted her: "I'm sorry, I've never killed a chicken, I have no experience, but I will definitely kill it." ”

He picked up the kitchen knife on the ground and went to chase the chicken.

The chickens refused to give in in the living room, sometimes jumping on the ground, sometimes flying into the air, and a lot of chicken feathers fell on the ground.

Zhang Lingzhi saw that the living room was made by this chicken, and felt very depressed, so he opened all the windows in each room.

The chicken seemed to be tired of flying and landed on top of Huo Yunting's head, Huo Yunting reached out and grabbed it, and finally caught it, shouting: "Yaoming, I caught the chicken, I caught the chicken, give it to you again, good man, slaughter it, we will wait to eat meat." ”

Yao Ming took the chicken from Huo Yunting's hand for the second time, and said timidly: "I have no experience in killing chickens, can you help?" ”

Huo Yunting said: "I have never killed a chicken. ”

As a result, Jingyu and Zhang Lingzhi have never killed a chicken once, they are women, and they are even more afraid of killing chickens.

Huo Yunting said: "Yaoming, I am a guest, you are the master, this job is still up to you." ”

"Haha, I finally realized the way to kill the chicken, first smash the chicken to death, and then cut its neck." Haruka laughed and slammed the chicken to the ground.

Unexpectedly, the chicken was thrown to the ground, boom, flew into the sky, and jumped from the living room to the corridor, before that, Zhang Lingzhi opened the windows of each room in order to breathe fresh air, and the chicken looked at an open window, giggled, flew out of the window, flew out of the window, fell to the ground, and ran away without a shadow.

The four of them stood in the living room and watched the chickens run away, extremely regretful, alas, the fresh big rooster could not be eaten, and today's dinner reduced a beautiful landscape.

After this trouble, the magpie chirping in the tree outside Zhang Lingzhi's house was disturbed, and he spread his wings and disappeared.

Huo Yunting, Jing Yu and Zhang Lingzhi heard the cry of ouch in the kitchen in the living room, and they all ran over, and when they saw a catfish bending on the ground, and fell to the side of the catfish, the three of them understood what was going on, and laughed happily.

Zhang Lingzhi said: "Yaozhi, you can neither kill chickens, nor slaughter fish, nor do you seem to be able to cook, why do you want to do it?" Now let's go to the ocean. ”

Jingyu said: "Godmother, don't blame Yaoming, Yaoming has been pampered since he was a child and won't do anything, but his intention is to pity you." ”

Zhang Lingzhi went to help Yao Ming.

Yao Ming stood in front of Zhang Lingzhi and said, "Sister Lingzhi, you said that I was capable, but I won't be capable, you catch the fish and try it?" ”

Zhang Lingzhi was full of confidence, bent over, pressed to the catfish with both hands, the catfish tail swung, and the body slid forward, Zhang Lingzhi's hand failed to hold it, she separated her hands again, one hand to catch the catfish head, and the other hand to press the catfish tail, she thought she could catch it nine times out of ten, but she didn't expect it to bend its body, and the head and tail slipped out of her hands.

The catfish not only ran away, but instead made Zhang Lingzhi's palms covered with mucus, and it is estimated that if he grabbed the radish with these hands, the radish may also slip out of his hand.

Yao Ming laughed at Zhang Lingzhi in turn: "Sister Lingzhi, how is it?" How does it feel? It's easy to laugh at others, it's even harder to do it yourself, don't laugh at me in the future, my good big sister. ”

Huo Yunting looked at the catfish on the ground and said: "This kind of fish is very special, only professionally trained fishermen can catch the alive, and ordinary people can only catch the dead." ”

Jing Yu retorted to Huo Yunting: "The fishermen have been professionally trained, this is the first time I have heard you say this, have they ever been trained to catch fish in the school?" ”

Huo Yunting said: "They are self-taught. ”

Jing Yu said: "Since you say that they are self-taught, you can't say that they are professionally trained. ”

Huo Yunting said: "You can't learn even if you study on your own." ”

Jing Yu was not convinced, pulled a towel from the washstand in the kitchen, put a bag on the catfish, grabbed it, and showed it twice in front of Huo Yunting: "Is this considered self-taught, not learning?" ”

Huo Yunting said: "This is not grasping by hand, but grasping with tools." ”

Jingyu said: "Whether it's a white cat or a black cat, catching a mouse is a good cat, whether it's with your hands or with tools, it's a real skill to catch this fish, Ah Ting, you can't catch this fish with a towel." ”

Huo Yunting didn't refute either, letting her take advantage of her verbally.

Jingyu put the catfish wrapped in a towel on the cutting board, pulled the towel open, and waited for the remote order to slaughter the fish, so that the catfish jumped again and slid from the cutting board to the ground.

Jing Yu stepped on Huo Yunting with his foot: "Are you wood?" Won't help. ”

Huo Yunting said happily: "Okay, okay, a fence with three piles, a beautiful woman and three men, ten fingers together into a fist, everyone collects firewood and the flame is high, as long as everyone works together, the strength of unity is great, let us unite to tomorrow, catch the slippery catfish together, and write the glory of history." ”

Seeing that Huo Yunting only said nothing, Yao Ming sneered and said, "Friends, get up, get up, get up and catch fish!" Don't say we have nothing, we want to be the masters of the world! This is the final struggle, unite to catch the fish until tomorrow, and Internachonel will definitely achieve it! ”

The catfish lies on the ground, as if proudly showing off, and no one can catch itself.