He Gang looked at Li Sitong with an extremely funny expression and a wicked smile

"Don't worry, I understand this common sense, it's inconvenient for my boyfriend to be next to me!"

Li Sitong was speechless for a moment, angrily put the phone in his pocket, and glared fiercely, extremely helpless

"Get out of the way! My boyfriend and I are just pursuing love, not like people with impure purposes like you! In the morning, I got off the night shift, I slept so comfortably, I don't want you to wake me up, even if my dad wakes me up, I will immediately turn my face and deny people! Because whoever affects me to sleep lazily, I will fight with whomever I want, and I have been like this for so many years, I hope you don't challenge my limits! ”

He Gang saw that the girl was in a hurry, and wanted to pick up a bottle of wine and continue to go back to drink, but after thinking about it again, in this kind of bright and green world, any separation may be goodbye

"Tongtong! Since you like to sleep so much, brother, I will give you a suggestion, now it is not suitable to start killing pigs all over the country, after you get up at noon, go to the surrounding villages for a walk, and hurry up to buy some pig hair! ”

Li Sitong was stunned at first when he heard this, and then asked extremely puzzled

"I have something to do, what are you doing collecting pig hair when you have nothing to do?"

He Gang glanced at it, sighed, and turned around

"Didn't you just now, if anyone dared to affect your lazy sleep, you would be ruthless, looking for someone to fight hard? So you buy some pig hair, directly to the body, this problem is not completely solved, from now on, as long as you are full, do not toss around, there will be no bothering you who parents fat, brother, I think of this once and for all method for you, is it very superb! ”

When Li Sitong heard this, he shouted and grabbed it, a fruit candy, and smashed it towards He Gang, and then roared extremely angrily

"Zhang Zhaochun, you are so hateful! So I'll give you now, plant your pig hair, can you pull it out and slaughter it tomorrow, the big guy eats meat and drinks wine for the New Year! And why are you, so good at putting gold on your face, may I ask when I promised to be your sister, what are you domineering all night long, in case my boyfriend hears it, the two of us have a conflict, are you comfortable! Trouble you to disappear from your eyes immediately! ”

He Gang looked at Li Sitong, his face was flushed and angry, the more he looked at it, the more comfortable he became, and then he bent down to pick up the fruit candy she threw over, unhurriedly peeled it off and stuffed it into his mouth, tasted it gently, and then his facial expression was extremely exaggerated

"Oops! Girl, you don't want anything, you're so good to me! I was afraid that I would get drunk, so I actually threw a candy hangover cure, this candy is the best candy I have ever eaten in my life! Thank you! Don't worry, for your candy, I will be able to go back and not drink it, and if I can drink less, then I won't drink it directly! ”

Li Sitong grabbed a handful of candy angrily, and wanted to smash it directly, just say, don't you like to eat sugar? Well, you eat all these sugars, it's best to lose all your teeth in the morning, and eat steamed buns with your tongue to grind slowly, but this is not only done, but it is incompatible with your own KTV rules and regulations, and it seems very unqualified, the most important thing is in case, this guy picks up the candy, go back and show off to the people in the box, what kind of candy is Hu domineering, when the time comes, they all come to like the sugar, and they are even more indefensible with themselves, so they threw the sugar in the fruit bowl, extremely helpless

"Oops! I beg you not to be here, it will affect my normal work,"

Do not drink too much wine, and do not be greedy for windfalls

Rao only lost his breath and did not give up all his life

Cooking glue is not sticky, and vinegar is not sour waste

The thief's heart is weak, and the face of the fart is red

Don't pretend to work hard and it won't end up acting with you

The flagpole is tied with chicken feathers, so bold

You drink medicine and I hand over the bottle, you hang myself and I hand the rope, you jump into the river to seek death, I wave a handkerchief to see you off!

You've even touched people's breasts, but you haven't touched people's hearts

If the heart stops, there is no cure

Although I missed it for a lifetime, I loved it for a lifetime!

The flowers fell on your shoulders, and you fell on my heart

Dignity is contraband here

Life is truly awake when you start thinking about death

I didn't even have a friend when I was busy

Be loyal in life, and filial piety in death

The blessed don't have to be busy, and the unblessed run to the endels

Living is not won by tears to win sympathy, but by sweat to win applause!

The collapse of adult Rao starts with borrowing money

Baby fart alarmingly

It's also planned, and the chicken feathers are not as good

One more sharpening, one more strength

If you don't die, you won't die

Struggling in the dark, even the shadow will leave you

The world is not dark, and you don't have to be too kind

Only envy mandarin ducks, not immortals

Three thousand weak water, only one scoop! Hongchen Wannian, only one person!

People have the right to speak only when they are alive

If you can't resist it, why complain!

Use the greatest strength to produce the most four words

How can life be more satisfying, everything is only half satisfied

Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and Hugh will lose favors

If you are not afraid of the three eyes of the prince of Ma, you are afraid that people will have two hearts

Fight for opportunities in the short term, fight for ability in the medium term, and fight for character in the long term

No one tolerates your arrogance

If something isn't dealt with, it's always going to be a thing

Don't pretend to work hard and it won't end up acting with you

You just have to work hard, and the rest will be taken care of

The girl seduces people, and the young woman seduces the soul

The lazy toad jumps on the foot and does not bite people

The hero is sad about the beauty, and the beauty is sad about selling sour stalls

Don't love too much! Don't sleep too late! Don't worry too much!

How disciplined you are, how free you are

Years later! Two feet in one kick! A white cloth cover! Suona sounds! The coffin is lying down! Friends and relatives run out of their bowels! Walk, walk, lift! A blank of white followed! Put a pile of soil in the pit, push a pile of ash in the stove, and you have been in this world since then! Live in the moment!

Kings are always lonely, and fools are always in groups

The eyeballs are gone, what is the use of the eye sockets

Tearing the yellow robe is death, killing the prince is also death, and it is a pot of stew

You're a waste, yes, I'm a waste, but waste can still be used, but waste people can only wait for death!

Except for no one, everything else hurts

The way you are desperately earning money, although it is very embarrassing, but the way you are relying on yourself is really beautiful!

People who understand me don't need to explain, and people who don't understand me don't need to explain

Since ancient times, comments have produced talents

Without a month of rain, no one is poor

Seventy-two hard practice is difficult for eighty-one

It starts with a blushing face and ends with a red eye

Time doesn't necessarily prove a lot, but it definitely sees a lot!

The teenager is too ambitious and easy to fall behind

There is no need for camouflage, but there is a need for pretense

Each piece of wood can become a Buddha, as long as the excess is removed. ”

The same is true of life, if you want to live happily, you don't want to add to life, but to simplify and remove superfluous things; Don't be tied up by too many things, live in the moment.