In the next few days, Qiu Jin would call Liang Yi from time to time, or Lianxin to confirm Liang Yi's safety, and use her self-righteous cleverness to test Liang Yi's authenticity. I have to say that this little girl's emotional intelligence and way of speaking are a notch higher than Feng Xiaoyi's, and it is no wonder that Feng Xiaoyi used to complain in her ear that she was worse than Qiu Jin in terms of grades and some external conditions.

But who is Liang Yi? An old monster who has lived for more than 2,000 years, Qiu Jin can guess the meaning of every word she says, every sentence she wants to express, so whether it is a phone reply or a joint letter reply, she is at ease.

After several rounds of negotiations, Liang Yi probably also learned some about Qiu Jin: Jiang Qiujin, 23 years old this year, a graduate student of the Department of Chinese of Dongsang University, a part-time writer, usually has free time, but his connections are not extensive, and it is not clear whether he has a boyfriend...... Wait, why should you care if she has a boyfriend or not?

Liang Yi was first shocked by his boring thought, Qiu Jin is Feng Xiaoyi's best friend, how can she pay attention? Just because this girl is beautiful, elegant, and reasonable? No, it shouldn't be.

Girlfriend and girlfriend's best friend, there always seems to be an ambiguous relationship that the boyfriend can't tell.

"Mr. Liang, today I posted through some Internet forums, and a netizen replied, his uncle works at the 'World Health Organization', I have added his contact information, and we have made an appointment to meet in the tea restaurant this afternoon."

It's a voice.

Liang Yi didn't like voice, and always felt that it was very ambiguous, so he just replied with a few words: "Bring anti-wolf spray." ”

"Haha, thanks for the reminder...... Mr. Liang, can you video over there? Or you can take a photo of yourself and the surrounding situation, so that I can make a picture album and let netizens better mobilize. ”

This girl asked for a recording of Liang Yi and other companions yesterday, and today she asked for videos and pictures, and she didn't know if she would come up with those ideas tomorrow to confirm Liang Yi's identity.

However, these requirements are not excessive, and it is normal for people to have doubts and concerns. Feng Xiaoyi once used his camera to take many photos after the fall of South China, including Cuiyun Shopping Mall. Qiu Jin is also a Chinese, and Cuiyun Shopping Mall must be familiar with it. Liang Yi picked out a few photos and sent them casually.

After the photo was sent, Qiu Jin was silent for a long time, and the "Typing ......" on the dialog box was displayed for more than ten minutes, and finally only a few words were sent: "Mr. Liang, please pay attention to safety." ”

Liang Yi closed the conversation box with Qiu Jin, he thought that this girl must be sad to see these photos.

With the 3G network, Liang Yi also had the opportunity to browse a lot of news, all of which were reports on the epidemic in China:

"The Chinese plague has escalated again, staging a realistic version of 'Resident Evil', resurrecting from the dead, or humanity will perish?"

"The plague has spread, and the infected body has been found again in South China City, and there is a mutation phenomenon!"

"There are 30 more infected people in North China, and according to experts, if the source of the epidemic cannot be found, it will never be possible to develop a virus!"

"The Huaxia tactical team infiltrated South China City and has been missing for 17 days......

Liang Yi's worst fear still came, even a destructive weapon could not contain the infection of the virus. Viruses themselves are extremely mutate, and some species that have escaped destruction will continue to mutate under nuclear radiation, and spawn a more powerful monster...... Cleaning in the future will only be more troublesome, what to do?

"Alas......"

If you don't look at it, it's boring.

Liang Yi threw the lock screen of his mobile phone aside, pillowed his head with his hands, owed his body, slowly closed his eyes, lay comfortably on the bed, and quietly spent his boring time - he had always been idle, and suddenly began to be attached to this kind of quiet day, doing nothing, thinking about nothing, just emptying himself.

This bed is too comfortable, isn't it?

But is the big bed that lacks the company of a beautiful lady really comfortable?

With his nearly 100 years of train journey, he didn't expect the bedroom on the train to be so luxurious, with air conditioning, TV, sofa, mattress, and even an independent bathroom...... The world of rich people is hard to guess.

"Ding-dong."

Syndin came with news.

Liang Yi picked it up and took a look, and a message was displayed on the public screen: "Contact: Mr. Ross sent a message." ”

Liang Yi didn't want to scan that QR code, after all, this is Feng Xiaoyi's Lianxin account, and it's not good to add other people's words without her consent, besides, this old fox like Ross wants to be hypocritical, every morning he will send a sentence "Good morning, a sentence "Good afternoon" at noon, and a sentence "Good night" at night.

What's even more disgusting is that after adding Rose, the big fat man Entre and the little fat man Wiggin also licked their faces to ask for Lianxin. Liang Yi was embarrassed to refuse, so he reluctantly agreed, but who knows, the father and son are even more hypocritical, and if they have nothing to do, they will send some luxury pictures of women, luxury cars, jewelry, etc., and let him pick them as gifts.

Liang Yi likes to use mobile phones to communicate, and feels that this is not only the progress of human beings, but also a huge scientific and technological force. But there are always some people who use social software to do some dirty things, black smoke miasma, what kind of system!

For example, there is a male colleague named "Jenny" in Feng Xiaoyi's joint letter, probably Feng Xiaoyi's boss in Euro Company, and the chat records are full of naked muscle photos of his upper body, and some words are obviously mixed with the word "sexual harassment". Liang Yi pondered, what's so good about your dead muscles? Is it worth a finger from Lao Tzu? So, I directly replied with a sentence of "FUCKYOU" and completely blocked and deleted.

No wonder Feng Xiaoyi has to take the train home in the thirties of the Chinese New Year's Eve, and when she encounters such a working environment, it is a blessing that she has not lost her virginity.

For example, the "blind date" called "Wang Peng" in Feng Xiaoyi's joint letter, with deep-set eyes, a sallow complexion, and a beautiful face that can't hide that he is a craftsman who has maintained a "traditional" for several years, so what about a good family background? What about a high degree of education? Backbone, righteousness, and spirit are the virtues that a good man should have. Coincidentally, Liang Yi is such a person, Feng Xiaoyi doesn't love him, who does he love?

Of course, in addition to the absurdity, there is also a lot of sadness.

Feng Xiaoyi's father, mother, and younger brother, their avatars will never jump again, and the news will never be updated again. Liang Yi didn't dare to click on the voice messages they left behind, and this last thought was left for Feng Xiaoyi and her younger brother.

"Ding-dong."

Mr. Ross sent another message.

"This old fox ......"

Liang Yi scolded secretly, so he had to click on the message that was pushed, and the dialog box displayed: "Good morning, Chief Liang, this is my daughter's Lianxin business card, do you have time to add it, so that you can get acquainted?" ”

A graphic business card appeared under the text message, "MissNicole" Miss Nicole, Liang Yi wanted to ignore it, but he looked at the avatar on the business card...... If the avatar is herself, without beautifying special effects and never using a knife, just talking about her appearance, it is really amazing!

Liang Yi politely replied: "Thank you." "I didn't say whether to add or not. Then I clicked into the graphic business card and silently opened the circle of friends.

Sure enough, Ye Qiu said that before a man flirts, he must open the circle of friends, explore the woman's appearance and personality, and feel satisfied and then have a deeper understanding.

Miss Nicole's circle of friends is full of selfies and photos, flaming red lips, small jasper, urban beauty, super model, sexy swimsuit...... There are even a few human portraits that are naked and only cover their intimate parts.

European women are bold and open-minded, and have a soft spot for some "body art", Liang Yi does not evaluate praise and criticism, he has been influenced by traditional concepts for more than 2,000 years, and he really can't appreciate these things. He likes conservative women, small jasper, husbands and children, and it is best to cook good dishes.

He shook his head, Miss Nicole is not his cup of tea, and it is estimated that Nicole will not like an old cadre like him who has no style.

He shook his head again and asked himself: "Is she your dish, and you really want to join a wealthy family?" ”

He shook his head firmly and withdrew from Nicole's friend, never pressing the "Add" button.

He would rather choose the coquettish and cute little fox than the bold and open daughter of a wealthy family.

"Bang

"Mr. Liang, are you up?" Lina's sweet voice came from outside the door.

She was afraid that it was not Cao Cao, and said that Cao Cao Cao arrived.

Liang Yi sighed softly, even if she pretended to be asleep, or was silent, this woman would try her best to get in.

Today, what has she prepared to flirt?

Liang Yi said: "Please come in." ”

Lina gently pushed the door open, and Chad saw that today she had changed into a maid's outfit, holding a tray in her hand, poached eggs, bread, and ...... Milk.

"How? Mr. Leung, do my new clothes look good? I borrowed it from Sister Thea. ”

Linna lifted the hem of her miniskirt and made a circle on the spot, beautiful high heels, familiar social dance steps, with extreme seduction and elegance, came to Liang Yi's bedside. Putting down the food in the tray, he bent down and smiled sweetly at Liang Yi: "Do you want me to feed you milk?" Mr. Leung. ”

"No, I'll do it myself." Liang Yi grabbed the cup and smothered the milk in one gulp, "Huh...... Is Shireen up? I promised to help her review her history homework today, so I'll be busy first. ”

He was about to get out of bed and flee, but Linna tapped his forehead with her slender hand, pressed him on the pillow, pouted, and complained, "Does Mr. Liang hate me so much?" In the past few days, you have seen me, and you have taken a detour! ”

Liang Yi said helplessly: "What do you want?" Let's say it first, I refuse the vexatious conditions, and if you go too far, I will be angry. ”

"No, it's not vexatious; No, Mr. Liang will never be angry at me for being vexatious, hehehe...... "How confident is Lina's smile?" She took out a mobile phone, pointed a few times on the screen, and then handed it to Liang Yi, and said, "Oh, scan my QR code and add my link." ”

The QR code on the screen dazzled Liang Yi, but Ross and Ente's joint letter was added, and he shouldn't refuse Linna, so he had to pick up his mobile phone, scan the QR code, and asked, "Where did you get your mobile phone and Lian signal?" Lina said: "When we were cleaning up the miners' corpses, we collected all the mobile phones, and each woman gave one to them. ”

Liang Yi pursed his lips and thought to himself, everyone has Lianxin, and they can contact each other anytime and anywhere, which is indeed very convenient. Then add it.

"Okay, do you have anything else? If not, I'll go tutor Shireen. Liang Yi asked.

"Yes!"

A hint of cunning flashed in Linna's eyes, she took out two CDs from the tray and shook them in front of Liang Yi's eyes: "This is the movie disc I found in Vikin's room, I heard that it is a very good-looking Dongsang action movie, Qin She doesn't like to watch movies, can I borrow Mr. Liang's DVD TV set and put it down?" ”

Liang Yi scratched his head, why did he always feel that this girl's tone and attitude were weird?

"Isn't it possible?" Lina said in frustration.

Liang Yi shook his head and said, "Of course, you don't have to ask for my opinion, everything in this room is not mine, and I am not even a tenant." ”

"Okay, then Mr. Liang, pay attention, this film is high-energy throughout the whole process, there are very gorgeous drag racing bridges in it, and the movements of men and women are very clean and neat, I dare to say that your kung fu is even more powerful than that of Chief Liang, I dare to guarantee that you will be enthusiastic and willing to bow down after watching it!"

Lina held the CD and jumped to the DVD, she could have squatted down, but she was about to stand, the skirt of the maid's dress was shorter than any dress she had worn, and she really whispered in Liang Yi's ear last time: "Next time, I won't wear anything." ”

This time, it's next time.

The fragrant picture is indescribable, Liang Yi was really stunned, and for a while he forgot to silently recite the "Pure Heart Mantra" and recite "The Gentleman's Words", but remembered the bridge in "The Golden Vase Plum".

He didn't know that in the next TV set, all the episodes of "Golden Vase Plum" in his mind would be played......

"Mr. Liang? Oh, Mr. Liang, you are so annoying, where do you look! Lena put the disc away, snickered, and tugged at the hem of her skirt like a pampered fox. Is the appearance of shame also pretended?

Liang Yi coughed dryly twice, and pretended to be calm: "What action movie?" What martial soul inheritance can Dongsang have? Their judo is so far from the ancient Chinese martial arts, I want to see how good they are! ”

"It's really amazing, especially when the male and female protagonists are practicing, what's the "rubbing", "dancing guns and sticks", it's very exciting, dazzling! ”

Linna sat back on the edge of the bed, gently leaned on Liang Yi's shoulder, and said in a delicate voice: "Mr. Liang, the movie is about to start, don't blink." ”

"Whew! Joke! Liang Yi's eyes widened, he was naïve, and he would never be allowed to retreat in the preaching of national culture!

"Read the disc, please, later."

The sound was turned on to the maximum, maximum......

"The film is loading."

"The video loads successfully!"

The feature film starts playing!

The film has obviously been specially edited, pinching the head and tail, directly into the climax, naked hand-to-hand combat, the sound is so loud that it is impossible to prevent it!

Liang Yi's eyes were about to pop out!

He said how the word "Dongsang action movie" was so familiar, and he remembered that Ye Qiu had mentioned it to him many, many times.

"How? Is the action in the film great? Mr. Leung? Linna helped Liang Yi pull back his jaw, which was about to dislocate, and said coquettishly: "Oh, don't be like this, you're not a minor anymore......"

Liang Yi came back to his senses and looked left and right, "Where's the remote control!" Where's my remote! ”

At this time, even turning his voice down is a kind of salvation for his spirit.

"Here, Mr. Liang."

Linna lifted the hem of her skirt, a milky white remote control was quietly sandwiched between her legs, she spat out a mouthful of fragrance, and said seductively: "If you want, come and get it?" ”

Liang Yi's eyes were red, it was by no means a state of night battle, but shame, anger, and blood! His eyes were red, his breath was short, his reason was gradually disappearing, and he stretched out his hand in a daze, did he go to get the remote control?

Linna showed a triumphant victor posture, as if to say: "Look, none of the men that the old lady fancies are undefeated in the pomegranate skirt...... Oh no, under the maid's skirt. ”

"Boom-"

Suddenly there was a knock on the door!

Tremble in the balance!

It's a fraction of a second!

"Chief Liang, what are you doing? Make it so loud that your neighbors will be woken up by you! ”

Ye Qiu's smiling voice came from outside the door.

With such a reminder, Liang Yi suddenly woke up, and then looked at everything around him, the pictures on the TV, and the bursts of sound like a tide, and suddenly felt that the world was spinning, and his scalp was numb!

A lifetime of fame, all ruined here!

Red...... Disaster in disguise!

……