Chapter 353: Speaking of Miao Jiang

When it was Xiao Yao's turn to draw, he stepped forward and said with a smile: "Draw one out of three in the world, I think if I can draw my own, then I will be lucky." ”

After speaking, he also turned around and pulled out a roll of paper from behind his back.

Unfolded and smiled, showing it to everyone.

"Blowing a song "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix", sure enough, I was lucky enough to draw the topic I wrote."

Xiao Yao is the only one who has drawn his own question today, and the others can only punish themselves three cups after listening to him play a song, envy and jealousy of his luck.

Although every time they are punished for drinking, Jiaojiao and Mingzhu use small cups, but after more than ten glasses of wine, Gu Fanghua's little face is also as red as the morning glow on the horizon.

She stepped forward a little drunk, and said with a coquettish smile: "It's my turn?" Uncle, Yan Changxin, don't be too difficult for your questions. ”

Lao Qinguo waited for his own topic, and he was almost in a hurry, and said with a smile: "Mingzhu girl, it depends on your luck." My topic is quite invincible! ”

Gu Fanghua glanced at the old Qinguo Gong with disgust, and said angrily: "Uncle, if you cause me to be punished for drinking, I will go back and tell my grandmother that you are disrespectful to the elderly." I'm also going to tell my grandfather to talk to you. ”

You must know that Lao Qinguo is not afraid of heaven and earth, but only of the old lady.

As soon as he heard the stubborn old man, he had a toothache at the thought of his stinking and hard nature.

He muttered in a low voice, "Then you will smoke the long letter, don't smoke mine." ”

Perhaps, it was the prayer of the old Qin Guogong that was heard by God. Perhaps, Gu Fanghua's luck is also good, Gu Fanghua is faced with a choice between two and draws Yan Changxin's question.

The question asked her to divide a boxy piece of pastry into eight even pieces with three knives.

Everyone looked at the pastries on the plate, and they were all comparing in their hearts, but most of them had no bottom.

How do you split into eight pieces with three knives?

Gu Fanghua also tried to make a gesture with his hand, the three knives could only be divided into six pieces at most, and there was really no way to divide eight pieces. The more I thought about it, the more dizzy I became, and I looked at Xiao Yao as if asking for help.

This subconscious look of help made Yan Rongling, who had been paying attention to Gu Fanghua, see it clearly.

Yan Shaoxun and Ye Shisan also noticed it, but Yan Shaoxun's heart was sour and happy, while Ye Shisan was ashamed of himself and didn't even dare to have jealous thoughts.

Xiao Yao had obviously thought of the answer, and stretched out his hand to stab horizontally in the middle.

This made Gu Fanghua wake up like a dream, right! Draw two knives on the front, evenly divide into four parts, and you can also block the waist in the middle of a horizontal knife, isn't it three knives and eight pieces?

After Gu Fanghua happily divided, Yan Changxin smiled and said, "Mingzhu, even if you win, I will punish myself with three cups." ”

In the end, only the topic of Lao Qinguo was left, which was left to Yan Rongling with a wry smile. I really can't guess what kind of tricky questions this old urchin will have.

Yan Rongling took the handkerchief on the pen and unfolded the last paper roll.

Crying and laughing, he said: "Ask the person who draws it, learn to bark three times and learn what a dog looks like." Old man, you're too difficult, aren't you? ”

"What's so hard about that? Look at me! Woof! Woof! Woof! ”

Lao Qinguo learned to bark three times, and raised his hands to his chest, making a gesture where the dog was so hot that he stuck out his tongue, which was eye-opening.

Gu Fanghua couldn't straighten up with a smile, uncle's question is funny, but you can't say that he fouled yet, because he did.

Yan Rongling had no choice, after quickly weighing it, he was unwilling to do things for others, so he completed the question. He generously learned to bark three times, and imitated the old Qinguo Gong and did the movements of a pug.

Lao Qinguo Gong watched it with relish, and he was quite complacent, even if he punished himself with three cups, he was also interested.

Everyone played like this, and the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner in the main hall had been set.

The group walked over again and had a lively Chinese New Year's Eve dinner. First of all, we must respect the sky, the earth, and the dead and wounded soldiers, and then respect Emperor Hongzheng's longevity and boundless life, and the Empress Dowager Zhong will not be young.

After a few more glasses of wine, Gu Fanghua's alcohol consumption has reached the limit. After a few bites of food, he was drunk on the table.

Fortunately, everything in the Governor's Mansion was prepared, and the old Qinguo Gong picked up Gu Fanghua by the waist and sent him back to the room to rest. The others, of course, had to fight for wine, and the last one was carried out of the main hall.

The only two, the rest are Lao Qinguo Gong and Xiao Yao.

"You kid, you look weak, you can't imagine that the amount of alcohol is so good? How did you do it? ”

Xiao Yaojun's face was slightly red, rubbing the wine glass with one hand, and said with a smile: "The old man praised it falsely, but when he traveled before, he was drunk by Miao Jiang's five poisonous wines. Since then, the amount of alcohol has risen sharply, and it is rare to get drunk. ”

Lao Qinguo was a little curious, and said with a smile: "I heard that there is a kind of excellent wine called Monkey Roast over there in Miaojiang, which is a holy product in wine, have you ever drunk it?" ”

Xiao Yao's handsome face revealed an indescribable demeanor.

Half hesitating, half deliberate, "Old Guogong, this monkey roast is there, but the brewing process is very rare. I haven't drunk it, but I've seen it with my own eyes. ”

Lao Qinguo is a good wine person, I heard that the peerless good wine, where can I bear it, and I get to the bottom of it: "Let's hear it." ”

Xiao Yao could only silently calm down his heart, and replied unwillingly: "Old Guogong, the wine cooked by this monkey is not rare, and it is brewed with local grains in Miaojiang. What is rare is the material for soaking wine inside, well, the selection is the newborn golden monkey cubs, as well as the unique agarwood of Miaojiang. ”

Lao Qin Guogong frowned slightly, and said suspiciously: "The little monkey that was just born? Live or dead? ”

Xiao Yao said frankly: "Alive." ”

At this time, Lao Qin Guogong also felt a little disgusted, and he drank three cups in a row to suppress the churning breath in his heart.

"Xiao Yao, it's good that you told me. Otherwise, when I drank it, I would know that it was really disgusting. I can accept it with a live snake, but it's really hard to accept a live monkey. Who the hell grandma said it was delicious? Do you know it's so disgusting? ”

Xiao Yao took a chopstick dish for him, and said with a smile: "The Miao Jiang region is remote, and the people there still worship primitive totems, so it is inevitable that they will act more directly, and some are even more ignorant. ”

Lao Qin Guogong nodded and said: "Well, so they are the simplest, when you are a friend, you will dig out your heart and lungs, and when you are an enemy, you will die until you die." ”

Xiao Yao smiled: "I can't imagine that the old man also has research on Miao Jiang?" ”

"It's not about research. It's just that we are generals, and every inch of territory in the Great Zhou may be our battlefield, and we must know ourselves and our opponents in order to survive a hundred battles. ”

Lao Qinguo Gong also drank almost enough, and he was already a talkative person, but now he has become a chatterbox.

Xiao Yao sat beside him obediently, echoing from time to time. However, if you look closely, you will find that Xiao Yao's eyes have been completely relaxed and are in a semi-dormant state.

The two of them didn't say a word until they were both sleepy, and then they went back to their rooms.

The year of Shanhaiguan is warm and plain, while the year of Beijing is more lively.

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