Chapter 587 The success rate of online dating is almost zero

Li Chunyan's eyes widened when she heard this, and she said in great surprise

"Young man! What do you want to do? Just a 500-word apology text message, you are all day long, pick the fat and thin here! It seems that I was too kind to you, and I shouldn't have asked you to choose a 500-word text message at that time, but directly to give me a love letter, so that your kid's love letter can't be made up, doubt life, sister, I won't believe Liu in the future! Since you don't have a face to give, then simply don't give it! Bullying me for so long today, I don't want a 500-word text message! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he seemed to hear the sound of heaven, and said excitedly

"Really! Don't let me write a 500-word apology text message! Ah! I knew you were the best for me! Let's pop one! ”

Unexpectedly, Li Chunyan came directly

"You're on the phone all day long! Poop one! Is it interesting? Please don't be okay in the future, make this kind of sound, you don't feel disgusting, I still don't want to be disgusted! And you in the end; Have you ever studied? Didn't your teacher teach you not to interrupt others easily? The nerves are fine, why are you excited here? I did just say that I won't let you write this 500-word apology text message, that's because I think it's too cheap for you, so I decided to let you write a 1,000-word apology text message in order to make you remember it for a long time! Would you like to, please! ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless directly, he wanted to scold Meimei, although this girl is a film, she likes to do whatever she wants, but there are so many people in the tin house, it seems that she has no quality at all, and she will also say that Changqing people have no quality, here she represents Changqing Oilfield, and she can't smear Changqing Oilfield on her face because of her own mistakes, plus after all, she has been talking for so long, Li Chunyan has always been such a virtue, and then said with a wry smile

"Good! As long as you're happy! Even if you want the stars in the sky, even if I fight for this old life, then I will climb the ladder and pick one for you! Excuse me, old man, do you have any instructions? I'm going to copy the flow meter! ”

Li Chunyan snorted very proudly, and then continued to say with a hippie smile

"Oops! The sun came out of the south today, and I remember you've never been so talkative! What's going on today! Since you agreed, then you said that you were going to write it for me, I haven't read it for a long time, and the bullshit article you wrote suddenly feels a little bit anticipating! ”

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips, thinking that it was not my brother and I who were easy to talk, but I was too lazy to bother with you, the biggest thing I used to do was to quarrel two sentences, and I disappeared after a while, but now as long as you don't go well, you will add words to me mercilessly, and one plus is five hundred words, multiplied upwards, as long as the brain has not been blistered, I will never bother with you, and I am a big man, what is there to worry about with your little girl, so I became a little weak and said

"Alas! Haven't you heard that you lose yourself because of reluctance? Didn't you say two days? It's not dark today, the sun hasn't come out tomorrow, what are you anxious about! Even if you want the stars in the sky, then you should let me tie the ladder well! Write a thousand words on your phone, then at least you have to knock it for half a day, not to mention an apology text message, no matter what happens, I can't brew it, otherwise how can I be worthy of you! You're right! ”

Li Chunyan smiled abnormally when she heard this, and then said with her mouth pursed

"That's it! For the sake of your boy's good attitude, Miss Ben will spare you today! I won't bully you for a while! Hurry up and copy the flow meter, the temperature difference between day and night in the desert is large, remember to wear more clothes, don't freeze your body! And remember to take cold medicine quickly, I don't want to cry in front of your photos for the rest of my life! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, thinking that he actually didn't bully me for the time being, am I your punching bag? I can't help but take myself too seriously, please don't play anymore, slap and rub the trick, we are not three-year-olds anymore, it makes no sense at all! And can you be a little more vicious, and still cry at my photos, aren't you looking forward to my death in disguise? It's so hateful to get home, hurry up where everyone calls, where to play, don't affect my mood here, but when he was about to say thank you and send this plague god away, I didn't expect people to hang up the phone.

At this time, Lao Zhao and Xiao Li finished cleaning up the two kitchens and sat at the door of the iron room to bask in the sun

"I'm really going to take this neuropathy! I'm so sorry! Let you see the smile! ”

Unexpectedly, Lao Zhao came directly

"Oops! It's normal for the little couple to quarrel, there's nothing funny! If you don't quarrel so far, it's not normal! The little daughter-in-law coaxed, as long as that breath came out at that time, there would be nothing! ”

Wang Jinbao looked at Lao Zhao, a little crying and laughing

"Lao Zhao, what are you talking nonsense here! I'm only nineteen today, how can I get married, coax someone's little daughter-in-law to go! This is my girlfriend! ”

Lao Zhao took a puff of his cigarette and said in disbelief

"Jinbao, since you are a girlfriend, then why do you call someone else's wife, you kid is too unreliable, how can you call your wife if you want to!"

Hearing this, Xiao Li patted Lao Zhao's shoulder and said with a hippie smile

"Hahaha! Lao Zhao! I said that there is a generation gap between the two of us, and you admit it both alive and dead, why can't you understand it now! Now between boyfriends and girlfriends, people are commensurate with their husbands and wives, do you think that when you get married, you will only know what it looks like when you get married! It's so sad! By the way, where is your girlfriend Jinbao? I just heard that I'm still a college student! ”

Wang Jinbao immediately became energetic when he heard this, because although he was very inferior in front of his classmates in other aspects, this relationship and this girlfriend were definitely the trump card in his hand, so he took a puff of cigarette

"Qinghai's! At Gansu Tianshui University! ”

Xiao Li hurried over at this time, and said with round eyes

"Aren't you just a secondary school student? How do you know a female college student, and it's still from Qinghai? I didn't realize that your kid was actually a talent! ”

Wang Jinbao scratched his head and pretended to be embarrassed

"My high school female classmate's college roommate, I met on the phone, it's similar to online dating! Ay! Although it's a girlfriend, I haven't even seen a real person except for photos! ”

Unexpectedly, Xiao Li stood up and said extremely seriously

"Jinbao, for the sake of our brothers, I advise you to break up quickly! Haven't you heard that the success rate of online dating is almost zero? You seem to be a very smart person, how can you play such a dangerous game! ”