Chapter 79: Love Letters Tear to the Cramps of Your Hands
Wang Jinbao was stunned for a moment, and when he looked back at Shangguan Yunzhu, who seemed to be synthesized by a computer, his heartbeat suddenly accelerated, and his face was red from the tip of his nose to the root of his ears, but he didn't look twice, but he quickly ran into the classroom.
After smelling Shangguan Yunzhu, the suffocating fragrance that floated in the air, and looked at Li Pengfei, who was gradually moving away, without looking back, Wang Jinbao was instantly extremely excited.
When Wang Jinbao was about to go back and continue to write love letters, he didn't expect He Chaoling to punch his back, Wang Jinbao's fists were clenched instinctively, and he immediately turned around and scolded loudly
"Who! Is it sick? ”
He Chaoling smiled evilly
"How can I see enough of your Shangguan Yunzhu with a water snake waist, fox eyes and elephant buttocks, give me this Shenxing Taibao who almost broke his intestines for ventilation, and I am reluctant to say a word of thanks? It's too much to forget your friends! ”
Seeing this, Wang Jinbao's fist immediately turned into a pair of warm hands, and he stepped forward and grabbed He Chaoling's hand tightly
"Oops! Brothers! I've finally seen you! I'm going to die! I thought I'd never see you again! Thank you so much! ”
He Chaoling shook his hand away
"Get out of the way! Who believes this, when did your boss Wang look at me! It's like I'm going to die! I knew that I wouldn't have run to find Boss Li just now! ”
Wang Jinbao smiled evilly
"Look at what you said, my eyes are all about you at this moment! How can Dai Zong be on a par with you, and Song Gongming is about the same in time! ”
He Chaoling glared fiercely
"Oops! The sun didn't come out from the west, but directly from the south, and I got goosebumps all over my body! What do you want me to do? You say now, I will invite Boss Li over and prepare to thank you! ”
Wang Jinbao licked his mouth, and then said with a wicked smile
"I don't know anything but write love letters! Why don't you say it now, how do you want me to repay you! ”
He Chaoling said with a wicked smile
"Boss Wang, in fact, I'm joking with you, how much you've helped me in the past two years, I shouldn't have opened my mouth to ask you for conditions, but since you spoke, then I'm not welcome! Please help me write a love letter to the girl in my class! ”
Wang Jinbao instantly became nervous and said a little anxiously
"It's okay, it's a matter of minutes, even if you write it to your homeroom teacher's daughter-in-law, as long as you kid dare to send it, I dare to write! But the premise is that you can't write it to Shangguan Yunzhu, and say everything else! ”
He Chaoling's eyes widened and he said
"Could it be that what Boss Li said just now is true? Boss Wang, your eyes are enough for thieves! But don't worry, in addition to the appearance, Shangguan Yunzhu's eyes are a little good, but the taste is not good, and it is not practical at all! Please write a love letter to Shangguan Yunzhu's best friend Li Ying! ”
When Wang Jinbao heard this guy, he actually ignored his feelings and said bad things about his goddess to his face, so he said a little angrily
"What kind of girl is actually more flavorful than our Shangguan Yunzhu, let me see what it looks like!"
He Chaoling shifted his gaze to Shangguan Yunzhu's side in a daze
"Is the one next to him a thief?"
Wang Jinbao was speechless for a moment, because he looked at the little chubby dun in front of him, cutting off a student's head, his height was definitely not more than one meter five, and the flesh on his face was enough to tear two old bowls, and then he said helplessly
"If you're giving a bottle of two pots, then it's even more flavorful!"
He Chaoling said extremely nervously in an instant
"What do you want to do with a second pot? Besides, drinking wine is more flavorful with her, what does it have to do with it! ”
Wang Jinbao snorted
"There is no liquor for eating pig's head meat, except that the more you eat, the more greasy you get, you don't feel anything else!"
He Chaoling actually laughed
"At first glance, Boss Wang is a raw gourd scoop, and he doesn't understand women at all, haven't you heard that a good man has a hairy body and a good woman has a fat body? If a woman has no flesh at all, she doesn't feel it at all when she hugs her like a pile of ribs, and when she finishes her errands, the bed board and you will suffer! ”
Wang Jinbao secretly glanced at Shangguan Yunzhu, maybe the lover has Xi Shi in his eyes, how to look comfortable, how to look good, and the more he looks, the more he wants to see, and then his eyes turned and said with a bad smile
"Okay, don't bully my brother who hasn't talked about his girlfriend anymore, Li Ying can only exhaust you as a single dog, and Shangguan Yunzhu is like a bed board and a person resonate, and then resonate and play a symphony of love together!"
He Chaoling glared fiercely
"Okay, you are not afraid that once there is resonance and resonance, singing to the climax, suddenly the bed board breaks, and they fall under the bed together, and directly fall into a comminuted fracture! Why does a woman like Li Ying tire people to death? ”
Wang Jinbao chuckled
"Can you kid speak, that's called falling into the ocean of love, and from then on love will die and come back to life! As for why you are tired to death, you single dog, because you can't hold it, don't move it, don't think of any new tricks, and all you can do is others to be motionless, and you exercise desperately, when she can't satisfy her desires, let you lie down and she moves, when you resonate, a butt will not crush you to death, but a fart will directly collapse you to death, so you will have a complete play, so boy, you have to think clearly, fat girls are risky, and the pursuit needs to be cautious! ”
He Chaoling rolled his eyes angrily
"Okay, it's okay to be killed by a fart, or crushed to death by a butt! I like it, I want to, I just like the fat one, she is my Yang Guifei, how can I not be convinced! You've already seen people, I'll go back to self-study if there's nothing to do! ”
Looking at He Chaoling's funny expression, Wang Jinbao said with a helpless smile
"Okay, it's your Yang Guifei, or your little milk pig! I'll write you a love letter when I get back, and as for whether you can go to Huaqing Pond to play in the water, that's not my business! I want to ask you today, how many love letters can Shangguan Yunzhu receive in a day? You're not a god, so I want to ask you a little favor, take up one to two minutes a day, and help my brother put a love letter in his book! ”
He Chaoling's eyes widened and said
"Say you haven't attacked for a long time! So what were you doing with Boss Li just now? ”
Wang Jinbao glared
"Okay, you shouldn't know don't ask, this is not the time when I just did a good job of market research and applied to be ready to occupy a new market, Wang Hu, this kid is actually making trouble, hurry up and answer my question!"
Unexpectedly, He Chaoling said unusually exaggeratedly
"Brother, you better save your worries! This little girl liar doesn't seem to be interested in love letters, she receives at least a dozen or twenty love letters every day, but no matter whether she folds them into an arrow through her heart or a heart-to-heart seal, she can't open it, she just tears it directly at a glance, it can be said that she tears love letters and tears her hands cramps! So your specialty is a shortcoming in her, so you should think of other tricks! ”