Guo Yongmaru is the director of our funeral home, and what annoys me the most is him, I can't remember anything except money, and there are two words written on his face, "philistine", and I look like a profiteer like Liu, the old man who sells seafood downstairs, me? I am just an ordinary fart, my name is Zhao Liang, 22 years old this year, I don't want to study after junior high school, I really can't read, the teacher and my parents often say: "Zhao Liang, this child just doesn't study seriously, in fact, he is very smart!" "This teacher is really a set of people behind his back, and when I can't memorize texts, I often call me a stupid pig.

But to put it bluntly, the brains of students who study well are really good, I have a classmate who never has to study to play games and take exams and sleep, and each subject is not a subject, the teacher is very happy to see his parents, you say it is not great! That's good brain! It wasn't until I saw the new mobile phone that his father bought for the teacher that I realized, don't look at my brain is not smart, but I am not as rich as others! Later, I just want to hurry up and work, don't waste money, earn some savings, and my wife and children are hot on the kang, anyway, I think it's good.

Then the family asked someone to find a relationship for me to find a job in a funeral home, I was scared at first, I was originally timid, this big night has nothing to do to make a ghost, how scary, but I went to work for a few days only to find that this job is okay, and I don't often make trouble, Guo Yongmaru is the leader of this funeral home, and he is also a primary school classmate that my father can't beat, and then spent a "big price" to give me a back door, let me work as a security guard here, cleaner, sometimes I will be on night shift, and sometimes there will be insufficient manpower." Cameo "A cremation chemical industry, do everything in simple work, whoever has something that can't come to anything, I can replace it for a while, anyway, after a few years, I feel good, and I earn more with less work."

Originally, I was off duty today, and at about 6 o'clock in the evening, this hated Guo Yongpillu called me: "Xiao Zhao!? Come to the museum for a while, there are 'guests' family members who say that today must be 12 o'clock in the night, I called the cremation industry Fan Zheng, I don't know where this kid went, you hurry up and replace it, today the family is a big employer! I was on the other end of the phone, and I could feel the old Guo Tou's face that was open to money, and I pretended to be weak: "Uncle Guo, oops, I have a little stomachache!" Fear... Before I finished speaking, Guo Yongmaru said two words simply and rudely: "Add money!" ”

I pushed open the door of the funeral home, and saw Guo Yongmaru telling Lu Wen to pay attention to the details of the makeup of the corpse for a while, Lu Wen, is our makeup artist for the dead, that is, the well-known undertaker, people are not the same as me Serious undergraduate college students, but what is unexpected is that a little girl like a flower and jade actually applied for the funeral major, but I have to serve that people are really capable, I still remember that once a "guest" died in a car accident, and his head was smashed, like a blooming trumpet flower, The first time I saw such a scene, I really went home and changed my pants, don't get me wrong, it's really not peeing pants, it's just just squirting out of.

When I came back, Lu Wen had "repaired" the "guest", and when I was looking at the remains, I touched my pants and had the courage to sneak a glance, the "guest" was a handsome young man, and the "trumpet flower" just now was a world of difference, I really didn't expect this Lu Wen to have such a means, and then I learned from Guo Yongmaru's mouth that he spent a lot of money to invite the mortuary, don't look at her grade, it is said that I am about the same, but the girl has good skills, but the salary is not low, she came out to pick up a guest, are all big customers, today I saw that Lao Guo Tou actually called Lu Wen over, which shows that today's work is really amazing.

Guo Yongmaru saw me coming, and greeted me while instructing Lu Wen: "You kid, when you hear that money comes faster than rabbits!" It's only 7 o'clock now, you go to the lounge to rest first, don't drop the chain at a critical time! I trotted into the lounge in response, and as soon as I opened the door, I saw a middle-aged man sitting on a chair, wearing long hair tied in Tsing Yi, a bit of cosplay, and a little bit of the feeling of Hanfu that is popular with little girls, that is, the kind of caftan with wide sleeves, anyway, I can't tell what kind of clothes it is, but I know at a glance that only Brother Wang will wear it like this, but this Brother Wang will definitely be no good thing when he comes.

As soon as I pushed the door, I saw Brother Wang, who was sitting on the edge of the table leisurely drinking tea, and pretended to exclaim: "WC, Brother Wang, are you here?" This life is terrible tonight, I would not have come if I knew how much money Lao Guo Tou gave me, or Fan Zheng's B cub ran away, Brother Wang, tell me about the situation today, let me be prepared! "Brother Wang's surname is Wang's single name, I really don't have to say anything about my thirties, if I were a woman, I would definitely marry him, really, he is the honorary advisor of our museum, and he is also the "part-time emcee" hired by Guo Yongmaru with a high salary, in our words, it is called "big" In everyone's easy-to-understand words, it is Mr. Yin and Yang who does white things.

Speaking of Wang Dui, I can't help but think of the weird thing a year ago, it was also the middle of summer, I was happily eating in the cafeteria, thinking about how to get in touch with the daughter of the old Liu who sells seafood downstairs, his daughter, hey, it's really not like him at all, it's really beautiful, yes, there is no other adjective in me, it's beautiful, but a shout interrupted my thoughts, it was the hateful Guo Yongmaru, this Guo Papi shouted: "Xiao Zhao, eat?" After eating, do me a favor and cremate the body that just came, there is no family member, it was sent by the Criminal Investigation Bureau, saying that the case has been closed, and it will be over if you send this poor person away! Guo Yongpill smashed it, smashed it, and whispered: "Hey! This is an obligation, I can't earn any money, I'm a poor person! I grinned and said, "Then I'll give you one too!?" ”

After eating, I asked the canteen master for an ice pack to apply the bruises on my head, this Guo Papi doesn't understand humor at all, but the next thing makes me can't laugh, I want to hurry up to the "guest away" I have a good rest, I haven't finished the game task yet, in front of the crematorium, the corpse is lying on the corpse cart covered with a white sheet, maybe it was just transported from the morgue, I didn't pay too much attention, started the instrument, watched the temperature of the cremator reach the level of operation, I looked at the corpse again, because the death time was too long, There was almost no muscle tissue left, and it looked like a starvation victim with flesh and bones, and I turned over and pushed the corpse down on a track specially incinerated by me, and I silently thought in my heart, hey! This is the case in this life, and I wish you a good life in the next life. The machine was activated, and the corpse slowly entered the furnace.

I slowly watched the corpse enter, the rest is to wait, in my judgment such a guest, basically 20 minutes to burn almost, you may not know that the high temperature in the furnace can reach more than 800 degrees, I control the machine, the furnace stable high temperature began to cool down, it has been half an hour, the machine has automatically cooled, I opened the furnace door, put on gloves, took the professional hook, ready to clean up the ashes, and then handed over to the curator, my task was completed, but when I pulled the sliding track out, But I was dumbfounded to see that the "skinny bones" were not a little different from when I first entered the furnace, and my brain crashed at that time! There was only one thought left, it should be that the machine was broken!

Stabilized my mind, and then checked the crematorium, everything is normal, and I took a closer look at the situation in the furnace, it is indeed the temperature dropped, it should not be unheated, what is going on, this time I wondered, I climbed into the furnace by three times and divided by two, sat on the conveyor belt, and wanted to find out, but at this moment, I actually saw that the corpse actually sat up!! This made me terrified, I felt that all three souls and seven spirits had been lost, and the whole person was stunned! It's like waking up in the morning and being slapped and screamed by my mom, my brain is buzzing.

Then he actually stood up in an incredible posture, when I wanted to hurry down and run, I found that the body couldn't move, and the corpse clicked the start button, the machine immediately started, and the temperature also rose, at the beginning, the temperature was acceptable, at this time the temperature in the furnace was close to 40 degrees, I was already sweating profusely, the temperature rose little by little, I gradually sat still, this temperature came up, I was a little impetuous, blood pressure also increased, The scalp is also scratched, and I even smell a little bit of my own ashes, if it gets to 800 degrees, I'm going to blow up Nima, it's over.

So I hurriedly shouted for help and banged on the window hard, but the corpse's eyes looking at me were unusually cold, and the corners of my mouth hung up, as if I was making a smiling expression, that is, the kind of expression that is not smiling, a strange picture, and gradually my consciousness began to blur. I thought I was going to die.

"Wake up, wake up!" I was shouted by a man's voice, and I looked up in a daze to find Guo Yongmaru with a strange man, and called me up by the cremation stove!! I was cremated by a corpse!!! Just now!! That's what I just !! It's you! Let me cremate that body!! He cremated me! Guo Yongmaru held me down with one hand: "What a mess!?" Did you kid take drugs at work? Just now, you were sleeping next to the crematorium! Then he pointed to the middle-aged man next to him: "If Master Wang hadn't woken you up, you would have to sleep until dawn?" What about the corpse that you cremated!? You've turned to ashes!!!! How can I explain to the Criminal Investigation Bureau!! 500 yuan will be deducted this month! You give me a good introspection."

"What ??" I looked at Master Wang that Guo Yongpill said with a full stomach, this Master Wang is Wang Dui, Wang Dui said with a smile: "Little brother! Working at a funeral home is a nightmare! It's okay, mistakes at work are inevitable! I exclaimed, "Impossible!!" I'm packing the ticket! It was definitely not a dream just now! I definitely felt it for real, and I saw the corpse sitting up! He sent me to cremation! You can feel the heat! I feel like I'm about to melt! ”

Guo Yongmaru frowned and said, "That burned you, why are you still sitting there and sleeping?" Are you making a fool of me? As he spoke, he pulled me out of the cremation room, and Wang Dui came out with him, and smiled at me again, I thought to myself, right? What's going on? Could it really be a dream of mine? But this dream is too real, after coming out, Guo Yongmaru asked me to get off work, and Wang Dui whispered in my ear: "Go home, don't think about anything, it's not good for you!" ”