Chapter 3 Return to Dissolution
Now it's ten o'clock in the evening, and there are not many people at the intersection of the hospital. His eyes lit up, and he shouted: "Zhao Liang's father, it's time!" Hurry up and silently remember Zhao Liang's birthday! I'll light the soul rejuvenation incense now, and lead your soul into the paper man, I will guide you to find where Zhao Liang is, you can't go to the ghost with a soul posture, or you may also be taken away! Just come back before the incense burns out, it's absolutely safe! Zhao Liang's father refreshed: "Come on!" ”
I saw Wang Dui take out a glass hanging bottle for hospital infusion from behind him, and knocked Zhao Liang and his father's head down at once, his father's head fell to the ground, and when his father woke up in a daze, he felt that his whole body was extremely stiff, and he was looking at his body as the paper man just now! Looking back, he saw that his body was lying in the corner and seemed to be asleep, and hurriedly shouted to Wang Dui: "Master Wang! Now what should I do! Wang Dui was lighting a fire in a large basin: "You just go into this brazier, I have just used the compass to locate where the ghost cha and Zhao Liang are!" You can find them as soon as you enter the brazier! Listen clearly! There are still twenty minutes left to return the soul incense, I will light the fire immediately, you go quickly, if you can't pull back Zhao Liang's soul, you have to come back within twenty minutes, or you will become a lonely soul! ”
Wang Dui had already lit the yellow paper in the brazier as he spoke, and then motioned to Zhao Liang and his father to act, at this moment! I saw a police car driving on the side of the street, and two lean police comrades came down! Then he saluted the king very politely: "Hello, I received a report from the masses, it is a bad habit for you to pay tribute to burning paper in public places, and now you pay attention to civilized ancestors, and replace paper money, incense wax, and firecrackers with flowers, which not only complies with the law but also protects the environment, benefits others and yourself, please terminate your behavior immediately!" ”
Wang Duimengquan said: "Comrade police! If you don't know, I can't tell you now, I'll just burn this paper figure and leave immediately! Saying that, Wang Dui hurriedly went to throw the paper figure containing Zhao Liang's father into the brazier, and the police did not cooperate when they saw that they were dissuading, so they quickly grabbed Wang Dui, and Wang Dui acted quickly, and he had already thrown his hand into the brazier and shouted to the paper man: "If you succeed!" Just thinking about the appearance of your body can return to your soul! Remember! "Police, look at this guy, don't be nervous! Just control it on the spot! Zhao Liang and his father saw that Wang Dui was taken by the police comrades and pulled by the police car, and then it was pitch black in front of him!
When Zhao Liang and his father woke up, he found himself in another world, looked up at the sky, and found that the sky was gray and cloudy, as if the summer downpour was coming, the clouds were dense and impermeable, he seemed to be on the edge of a big shopping mall, and there were all kinds of skyscrapers around, high-rise buildings, a prosperous scene, the only difference was that the street was lifeless, there were a few people sporadically, there were no vehicles, and the street was quiet and terrible.
At this moment, there was a small boss in the street store who waved at Zhao Liang and his father, which meant to let him come over, Zhao Liang and his father just arrived This is also a circle, not to mention looking for Zhao Liang, I don't know what's going on, I happened to see the street boss greet him, I wanted to find someone to ask for directions and inquire about it, so I quickly ran over, the boss was a little fat man, his eyes were small, and he said with a smile: "Brother!?" It's not like the locals! Zhao Liang's father also grinned and responded: "Yes, I... I am, I'm here to find my son. ”
The little boss smiled even more: "Your son is dead??" As soon as these words came out, Zhao Liang and his father were shocked: "You? What's going on?? "You have the breath of a human being, but you dare to enter this underworld alone, or you came to find your son, I guess it should be your soul that has been introduced into the underworld!" You must have come here with the guidance of a master, is what I said true!? Zhao Liang and his father thought even more incredibly that this was the underworld, looking at the surroundings, it was not as terrifying as imagined, and it was no different from the bustling city in the world, the little boss patted him: "Don't be so incredible, look at your uninformed appearance, the underworld is not as backward as your human TV series!" We are also demolished, and I won't tell you, I! In fact, it is a second generation! Zhao Liang's father was not in the mood to care about these at this time, so he whispered: "Brother, please help me!" My son's soul must have been taken away by a demon! Where can I find it!? ”
The little boss nodded: "Me! I can pick up a few of you like you a year, there are living people who strayed in, and there are also spiritualists, what about me, it's not in vain to help me, after the guidance, you just remember to give me the fee after returning to the sun! Zhao Liang and his father agreed without saying a word, and the boss continued: "You don't need too many things, just burn more paper people and paper money!" It's not difficult for you, generally the new soul has a bull head and a horse face tube, you can go and see, on the third floor of the shopping mall you just came out, there is a shop that is a place for leisure and entertainment opened by the two of them, called "When the Cow and the Horse" You go and try your luck! Remember, my name is Zhang Hui, don't forget to burn paper for me when I go back, I want a maid and a nurse, preferably with that kind of white stockings, and at the most 400 or more! I'm talking about RMB! Don't fool me! Don't forget!"
Zhao Liang and his father said goodbye to the boss Zhang Hui, so he quickened his pace and hurried into the mall to run to the third floor There is indeed a big shop, the shop is written with four big characters of "When the Cow and the Horse", the words are full of flashing gorgeous lights, there are some amusement facilities inside, there are coin pushers, fishing experts, dynamic racing, Zhao Liang and his father have no time to look at these things, go directly to the cash register, there are two staff standing in the cash register, one man is quite tall and has a small pigtail on the back, the other is a little shorter, the two are chatting hot, Laugh and have fun while chatting.
Zhao Liang's father walked over to inquire: "Hello, you... Before he finished speaking, the short staff introduced, a piece of five, a coin, now recharge one hundred yuan and ninety pieces, anyway, the more the more appropriate, Zhao Liang and his father hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, no!" I'm not here to play, I'm here to find people, cows, cow heads, horse noodles, are you? The cashier staff frowned: "Manager, they're not there?" What's the matter with you!? Zhao Liang's father said, "Then have you ever seen a man named Zhao Liang?" The clerk with pigtails took over: "Isn't it not tall, quite young!?" "Yes, yes, yes!" "Oh, I'll give you a shout-out!? Hold on! ”
The employee who only listened to the pigtails took out a microphone from the drawer: "Welcome to "When the Cow and the Horse", the store manager Zhao Liang heard the broadcast, please go to the cashier, thank you for your cooperation!" At this time, Zhao Liang ran over from the office in the distance and shouted: "What's the matter, what's the matter!" You can't solve the big fart, and you can't do it, can't you? Ay?!? Father? As soon as I looked over, I found that Zhao Liang's father was standing on the edge of the cash register, and his father was also puzzled: "You? What's the matter with you kid? You know what? You've been sleeping for two or three days, how did you become a store manager here!? ”
Zhao Liang scratched his head and said, "Hey! It's a long story."
"Then don't talk about it, let's go! Master Wang Dui will give me twenty minutes to take you back, you little cub, if you don't go with me, I will be able to go back! ”
"No, Dad, I have to say hello to Brother Niu and them" After Zhao Liang finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone and made a call: "Hey, hey!?" Brother Niu, yes, I'm Xiao Zhao, yes, yes, yes, my dad picked me up, um, okay, okay, I know, then let's wait until I'm dead and I'll come back, um, okay, okay, then I'll go first! ”
Zhao Liang and his father grabbed Zhao Liang and shouted: "Now you think about yourself and pull me, we can return to our souls!" Hurry up, there's not much time! Zhao Liang snorted, and the two disappeared out of thin air.
At this time, Zhao Liang in the hospital ward was playing a game with Guo Yongmaru, and Guo Yongmaru roared: "Will you play!! You're out of the flesh, resisted, I'll output! Zhao Liang also yelled fuckingly: "You waste shooter, can you keep you, hurry up and surrender and admit defeat!" Before he finished speaking, he saw Zhao Liang staggering from the hospital bed and sitting up, Zhao Liang saw that Zhao Liang got up, and then glanced at Guo Yongmaru, Guo Yongmaru nodded to her and signaled that it was time to act! Stop playing! Zhao Liang didn't say a word and sat on Zhao Liang's stomach directly: "Run!" Can you run? ”
As soon as Zhao Liang woke up in a daze, he saw a big ass sitting in front of him, and he couldn't dodge and was directly stunned and then came back to his senses and shouted: "Mom?!" Mom? It's me, Zhao Liang, you're ghosted!? Get up, I'm going to lose my breath!" Zhao Liang heard Zhao Liang's mother's voice: "Xiao Liang? Are you really awake?? Zhao Liang rubbed his head: "Yes, what about my father, my father came back with me, what about others!" I only heard a person wandering in outside, this person was Zhao Liang and his father: "I'm back, I'm back, hey, you little B cub, you almost killed our old couple!" ”
Guo Yongmaru interrupted the conversation between Zhao Liang and their family at this time: "What about Wang Dui? Where is he? Zhao Liang's father patted his head: "It's broken!" Master Wang was taken away by the police comrades who burned paper at the corner of the street!! Gotta get him helped! ”