Chapter 422: Fat Thor
"Venerable No. 2, your magic cultivation is far worse than your junior brother, Doctor Strange, who is a truly tasteful mage!" Thor looked regretfully at the empty bottle in Ryker's hand.
"You've seen through it, Thor, you're more discerning now!" Ryker said with a smile, not minding Thor's judgment that he was weaker than the Doctor's spells.
Doctor Strange's spell cultivation, Lake practiced for four and a half years before he found out that he really couldn't catch up.
Lake raised his hand and pointed to the refrigerator, "Get me another bottle, it's a good idea to drink some cold beer on this hot day." ”
"Venerable No. 2, what is the matter with you coming to me this time, I am not ready to participate in any more actions of the Avengers, I am ready to think about life in this hut." Thor, Thor, said that, he turned around and went to the refrigerator, shook his big belly, walked tremblingly, and brought Ryker and himself another cold beer.
"I'm not here to ask you to participate in the Avengers operation, I think you have a good place, drinking beer by the sea, staying at home and watching TV, I'm ready to join your happy home alliance and think about life together." Lake said.
"You want to stay? I don't have any problems, you just need to be able to move the Valkyrie, she's in charge of buying the wine. You're sure to drink more when you come, and it's okay to let you drink some beer once in a while. But after staying for a long time, you kept drinking my beer, and asked the Valkyrie to get her to agree to buy an extra person's wine to prepare. Thor thought about it for a while, and said to Ryker with a serious expression.
Ryker knew, no wonder Thor, the god of thunder, left Earth and gave the throne of Asgard to the Valkyrie, not to others.
It turned out that the Valkyrie had provided Thor's wine for more than five years, and Thor, the god of Thor, had grown from a sturdy muscular man to a big fat house.
This favor, relying on the Valkyrie to fish every day and drink beer from others for more than five years, Thor, the god of thunder, also wrote down that when he left the earth, he threw the throne that was useless to him to the Valkyrie.
After all, Asgard is gone, and the Asgardian throne is just a title for Thor, the god of thunder.
"It's okay, I still have some money, the Avengers sent me the event funds, I will give the Valkyrie, rent and drink money, and let her help me buy a small bed back." Lake said.
"Why didn't the Avengers give me money for their activities?" Thor looked at Ryker and asked suspiciously, considering whether to go to the Avengers to get some money back.
"You can apply, but if you can't apply for a lot of money, you need to apply for a research or action plan that is good for the planet before you can apply for funding. I applied for one, called the Resist Aliens to Protect the Earth and the Planar Wall Project. This plan has already begun to be executed, I am the one who faces the wall, this plan is only known to me, and it is secretly implemented, and no one can tell this plan. Lake said with a smile.
"Venerable No. 2 of the Wall-Facing One! What the hell is the wall-facing plan, what a long name? Thor asked Ryker.
Thor was also wondering if he would apply for some kind of plan to get some money for drinking.
"It's all said, no one can tell this plan, only I know, otherwise I will be broken." Lake said with a smile.
"It's a plan to cheat on alcohol money, I know, no wonder you didn't apply for too much money!" Thor said.
"The money is for you, you go to the Valkyrie and tell me to go, don't forget to get me a small bed. That's enough money to buy at least two years of alcohol, and we'll be able to drink better beers in the future. "Ryker gave the money to Thor.
Thor took the money, and went out once, and went outside to find the Valkyrie to go, and more than ten minutes later, Thor came back with a large can of beer.
"What do you eat besides drinking?" Lake asked Thor with a cold beer.
"I'm a god, I don't need to eat to live for a long time, I lose weight and save money, so I drink." Thor said.
Lake's attribute value is also very high, and he can go without eating for a long time, although he can't die, but he will be hungry, so he drinks and feels that he can't live for half a year.
"Every night after that, we would go to the beach to grill fish and drink bars." Lake suggested.
"The fish that the Valkyrie went out to sea to catch must be sold, and if you don't give it to me, it's too tiring to go into the sea to fish by yourself, so it's better not to eat it." Thor refused, sat down on a couch chair next to Lake, and began to drink his beer.
"I'm in charge of fishing, and you're in charge of grilling fish." Lake said after a moment's thought.
The Poseidon Trident is using the Summoning Fish skill on this beach, and Raike feels that as long as he controls the range and catches more than a dozen fish enough for Thor and himself to eat every day, he will not be discovered by Atlantis or other sea tribes.
"Okay, but you can get a few more at a time, don't just let me start a fire once, just roast a small fish, it's not enough for me to eat myself." Thor said.
"Don't worry, there's enough fish." Lake replied
That night, Lake, Thor, and two surviving alien creatures arrived at the beach. Valkyrie is curious to come to the beach to see.
She saw Lake take out a large fork of a trident and plunge it directly into the seawater, the tip of the fork shaking a few times in the seawater.
Soon, more than a dozen big fat fish jumped out of the sea on their own and jumped onto the beach and were fluttering.
Lake quickly retrieved the Poseidon Trident, took a large bucket, and began to pick up fish.
"Your spells are okay compared to your junior brother Doctor Strange, he can turn into wine, and you can get fish!" Thor sighed and began to go behind the beach, setting up a stone fire for roasting meat.
Valkyrie offered some metal bars to wear the fish, and took the bucket of fish from Lake's hand and began to clean up the fish.
"Venerable No. 2, can you summon more fish, or come out to sea with me during the day, and we will fish together." The Valkyrie said to Lake, "Venerable No. 2 is catching fish too fast, and in the past few minutes, she has caught more than half a day's worth of fish when she goes out to sea."
"No, Valkyrie, the number of fish I summon is limited, and I will summon these in a day, and it will be very dangerous if I summon more." Lake explained.
As for the matter involving Atlantis and the race under the sea, Lake chose not to talk about the Valkyrie first, it was too complicated.
"Oh, well!" Valkyrie said regretfully, and she began to clean up the fish on the beach, and an alien creature beside Thor helped to make the fire.
Valkyrie handed the fish to Thor and roasted it on the fire.
"Go, bring a barrel of beer, and a few glasses." Thor said to the alien creatures beside him.
Now by the sea, the sun has set, the weather is not too hot, blowing a small sea breeze, barbecue and drinking are quite suitable.
The fish is very fat, and when it is roasted on the fire, the aroma wafts out quickly.
Thor, who was in charge of grilling the fish, swallowed his saliva himself, and he didn't eat much for several years, so he drank alcohol.
Thor didn't hold back, the first grilled fish was not given to others, and he ate it first.
Lake drank his beer and sat on the plastic sheeted sand, not caring about eating late, because he had summoned enough fish anyway, and Thor, the barbegger, was too embarrassed to eat them all.
Eating grilled fish, drinking beer, and blowing the sea breeze began.
Lake lived by the sea for more than half a year, and Lake found that since he came, Thorby had become fatter.
Thor, who used to only drink beer, is already very fat, but now in addition to beer, grilled fish and stewed fish every night, after the fish is full, Thor goes straight back to his room to sleep.
Thor's clothes were washed by the alien creatures who lived with him.
Thor, the god of thunder, wears a big beach shorts every day, swaying with a big belly, saving himself from washing his shirts.
Lake has also lived with the depravity for more than half a year, but every day Lake also practices the stick method for an hour to exercise his body, after all, if this copy world becomes a fat man, the next copy world and the melee battlefield will be a big fat man, and Lake does not dare to completely degenerate.
Occasionally, when there were too many fish, Lake would summon two small snakes on his arm and give them something to eat.
However, these two little snakes have not grown up after eating fish for half a year, and they are still as small as they were at the beginning. Lake judged that if he didn't charge the money, the growth rate of this little snake would be extremely slow, and he might not be able to grow at all.
Although pets are good, they can only be raised by wealthy players, and ordinary players can't raise them at all, Lake sighed.
Lake counted the time, and in just one or two months, in Avengers 4, Ant-Man should come out of the quantum realm.
After that, Ant-Man went back to Captain America and them, and he lived by the sea with Thor, who would definitely not be left out and catch up with the plot of Avengers 4.
In the morning, Lake was sitting on the couch with Thor, watching TV and drinking beer, when there was a knock on the door.
"Thor, Venerable No. 2, open the door quickly." A man's voice, familiar to Lake, looked at it, it was Captain America.
And behind Captain America is also standing Banner Hulk in clothes after fusion, as well as Ant-Man.
"Open the door, they brought Hulk Banner, if you don't open the door, it will be Hulk's turn to knock on the door, and the door should be broken." Lake said to Thor, who was drinking beside him.
"Don't you all come to me to drink and live, I can't live here, I put your small bed, there is not much space." Thor got up and spoke, walked over to the door, and opened the door.
In the past half a year, Rick and Thor have been together for more than half a year, although Thor is still decadent, but his mood is much better than when he lived with alien creatures before.
Captain America and the others outside the door were stunned after looking at Thor, the god of thunder with a big belly and a full beard, and they didn't know what to say for a while.
"Come in, come in and talk about something!" Lake sat on the couch and shouted.
Thor turned sideways and let the three in.
"Second Venerable, it's okay, although you have gained a little weight, you haven't changed much." Captain America looked at Ryker, who was sitting on the couch, also wearing big beach pants, and drinking there.
"What are you doing here?" Thor asked a few people.
"We would like to ask you and the Second Venerable to return to the Avengers, we have a bold plan." Captain America said.
"It's impossible for me, I've given up on being an Avenger completely, I've retired. Venerable No. 2, if you go and bring back some wine money, I'm in favor of it. Thor refused, and turned to look at Ryker, who was sitting on the couch and continuing to drink.
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