Chapter 0981 The Most Bizarre Couplet in History

Wang Jinbao found out that he was the master of the operation area, and scratched his head extremely embarrassed and said

"Master Wang, why are you! I'm really embarrassed, I thought it was Shi Wentao, joking with him, don't be angry! Come in and smoke a cigarette and sit down! ”

Wang Xianen looked at Wang Jinbao's annoyed and angry appearance, thinking that these young dolls were about the same age as his son, but they had already worked here, earning four hundred and fifty yuan a month for living expenses, and now they couldn't celebrate the New Year, I really didn't know if they were not oil children, what were they doing here, I really didn't know what their parents thought, so he pretended to be sympathetic

"Hehehe! Young people can understand, don't forget that all diseases are born of anger! I'm not going in, I'm still busy, and since you're in a bad mood, stay in the house and watch TV so maybe you'll be in a better mood! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes, usually the oil bottle was poured and he was too lazy to help, what could he do for the New Year, if it weren't for these overtime, he would have slipped home with oil on the soles of his feet, but no matter what kind of person is a master, he hurriedly said with a smile

"Master Wang is fine, I was just a little homesick just now, what are you busy with this Chinese New Year! If I can help, you can just say it! ”

Wang Xianen found that Wang Jinbao smiled, and thought to himself that he really deserved to be a doll, and even his temper was exactly the same as that of a doll, so he said with a happy smile

"Just bought the couplet in the operation area and let it be posted, saying that it will be pasted on the door of the dormitory for the big guys, so it looks more New Year's flavor, but there are no people in many houses, see if you have time, let's stick it together, so it can be faster!"

Wang Jinbao heard that he let himself go home for the New Year, and posted couplets on the door of the dormitory, thinking that this old guy is simply too bullying, this will let him paste couplets, this is not equivalent to, let himself be a single, to those people who spend candles in the cave room, to clean the cave room, and then less than a third of the people who go home, many people are asleep in the house, how can this thing alone, you can think of me first, is it just because I am an intern, he didn't say a word at that time, because he has long been used to it, So he hurriedly said with a smile

"No problem! I'm going to post couplets with you right now! ”

Seeing that Wang Jinbao agreed, Wang Xianen almost smiled crookedly, and gently patted Wang Jinbao on the shoulder and said

"Good boy! Well done! After the New Year contract has been signed, all the problems will be solved! There will be great achievements in the future! Let's go to the warehouse first and move the ladder up! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled faintly, thinking that the young man was not fake, but unfortunately he was just a worker, and tomorrow would definitely be 2007, but whether he could sign a formal employment contract, I am afraid it was really an unknown, as for the great achievements, it would be even more here to pour rice soup to him, this is a fool's letter, not to mention that he is so bad, and he went to high school, but the dormitory door is so big, and it is not to paste couplets on the door of the hotel, as for such a fuss, so he quickly said with a smile

"Master Wang, I don't think there's a need for this! Just move the house stool out and you're good to go! ”

Wang Xianen smiled faintly, patted Wang Jinbao's shoulder again and said

"Moving the ladder is only secondary, the key is the condolences in the factory, just sent down, now all piled up in the warehouse, when the manager leaves, let the people left behind share a little, so that everyone has a good year!"

Wang Jinbao heard that he was sending condolences, thinking that he was Brother Monkey's temporary worker, there were only him and Shi Wentao and Wu Baotong on the station, and now he has posted couplets to these regular workers, why do they still want to send condolences to the door, the wages and bonuses they pay, and they will not give themselves a point, why do they want to serve their ancestors like they want, and when they distribute heatstroke prevention and cooling condolences, they will bring things up from downstairs, and knock on the door for a long time, people are in a good mood, and they will give you a smile, maybe they will give themselves a smile, If people are in a bad mood, as if they disturb other people's sleep, they take things directly, and there is no smile, then forget it, the key is to slam the door hard, and I can't wait to kill myself one by one, and I am not born with a cucumber, I always like to find someone to shoot it, so I rolled my eyes and quickly said with a smile

"Master Wang's New Year, pasting couplets is a big deal! Let's paste the couplet first, as for the condolences thing, when it comes to dinner, the big guys are there, and they will each take their own things, wouldn't it be more convenient! ”

Wang Xianen found that Wang Jinbao didn't want to send things to these regular workers, but he just smiled faintly and said as he walked away

"Oh well! Bring out the stool in your room, and let's stick a couplet! ”

Wang Jinbao gritted his teeth, and when he took the stool out, he found that there was a couplet on the carpet at the door of each room, and Wang Xianen picked it up and put it at his door, took a sip of water, and said with a happy smile

"O Jinbao! I don't even know it's a word, you're a highly educated person! When pasting, you must distinguish the upper and lower links clearly, otherwise it will be a joke! ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless when he saw this, and moved the stool from his door to Wang Xianen's door, thinking to himself Brother Monkey, you are not old all day long, and your eyes are not clear, that is, you read less and your understanding is too poor, but when you receive your salary, you will be paid one dollar less than others, you can annoy the manager to death, and then post couplets, isn't it just for celebration, a few people see that you post the upper and lower couplets, don't do anything with a teacup, and ask for more, if you are not here today, brother, I will go down with white paper, Write a couplet on the door, uplink: Six animals are prosperous, pigs and sheep are full of circles! Downlink: The first choice for fat head and big ears to drink! Horizontal criticism: full of evil!

Wang Jinbao just thought of this, and sighed, after all, he was a master, so he smiled very reluctantly and said

"Oops! Master Wang is fine! Paste couplets just for a happy picture! There are a lot of people like me who can't tell the difference between the upper and lower links, and besides, as long as the color in the unit is not white and green! Everything else is trivial, and few people usually watch it! ”

Wang Xianen rolled his eyes angrily, took a sip of tea, Wang Jinbao stood on the stool, sticking to the couplet like air, and kept scolding in his heart, you are seventy old! Eighty! is only forty-one years old, and he is here to rely on the old and sell the old, watch TV all day long, drink tea, listen to small songs and soak his feet, like a master!

Suddenly, Wang Xianen found Shi Wentao, and ran downstairs with his camera in a hurry, so he said a little irritably

"It's Chinese New Year's Eve today, what is this kid doing with a camera?"

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he said lightly and unhurriedly

"Go up with Manager Zheng and pay New Year's greetings to the employees stationed at the station!"

I didn't expect Wang Xianen to say it directly

"Whew! Say goodbye! Say goodbye! Don't lose their ancestors! If murder is not illegal, Lao Tzu will make them into bacon! ”