1

At this moment, all illusions disappeared, and Ms. Zhang and Xiao Dezi were still unconscious, but all the scars on the two people that Sang Xiaoge saw were gone.

"Injuries are real, but in the soul, not in the body." The fat cat, who calls himself "Mr. Blue", seems to have intended to instill some knowledge in Sang Xiaoge: "Within an hour, you need to treat them accordingly, otherwise it is likely to cause the consequences of not being able to wake up." ”

"Me? You also said that I can't even count as a three-legged cat kung fu, how can I save them? Sang Xiaoge slapped his fat brother's fat face and said at a loss.

"I can teach you ......," said Mr. Lan, who found a clean carpet in the hallway and lay down, washed his face with his front paws.

Seeing that it was gone, Sang Xiaoge's eyes rolled, and he probably understood what it meant. She walked over and hid in front of the cat, staring directly at the round face.

"What conditions do you have, let's talk about it."

"If we work together in the future, all your businesses can be very effective with my help. However, we must first determine a share ratio for this income. The fat cat's tone was leisurely, and it seemed that she had settled on the petite girl hiding in front of her.

"Ugly things ahead, I don't have much business." Sang Xiaoge thought of his studio, and couldn't help but be a little embarrassed: "How do you say it?" ”

"With me, you don't have to worry about business in the future, you'll only be afraid of too much when the time comes...... So, I mean, we're 9 to 1 — I'll take 99 percent, and you get 1 percent. ”

2

"No, it's all for you, I don't want anything."

Sang Xiaoge's tone was firm, he stood up directly, took out his mobile phone from his body, and walked out while dialing: "If you have business, you can pick it up yourself, I will call an ambulance, but it is their life that cannot be saved." Feed? Demon spirits? ”

"Hey! What do you mean? ”

"You're not cooperating, you're enslaving, oppressing, exploiting!"

"Then how do you say it's distributed?"

Sang Xiaoge stopped, rolled his eyes and said, "Twenty-eight, you are two-eight, I am eight." ”

"Are you going crazy? I'll help you take care of the business, no matter what the situation, I can help you solve it with my experience, Sanqi! You're three, I'm seven! Mr. Lan was furious.

"Why do you want so much money for a cat? Four-six, you four, I'll buy you your cat food. Sang Xiaoge rolled his eyes.

"I don't need you to buy cat food...... Fart! Lao Tzu doesn't eat cat food, Lao Tzu is just trapped in the cat's body! Mr. Lan was so angry that he almost changed from a cat to a dog, but Sang Xiaoge did not show weakness, squatting down, his eyes facing each other, as if there was an electric light flickering between them.

"Five-five!" Mr. Lan relented again in humiliation.

"Deal!" Sang Xiaoge seemed to have been waiting for this result for a long time. The face is upturned unconsciously.

3

Ms. Zhang's mother also fainted on the first floor.

Mr. Lan instructed Sang Xiaoge, relying on the existing materials at Ms. Zhang's house, using salt, rice, liquor, paper ash and other materials to mix into a large bowl of turbid liquid, and took advantage of Sang Xiaoge's spare time to find a cup, and urinated in the liquid. Then pry open Xiao Dezi's mouth and wake him up first. Gesang Hua and he made a good argument, and then Ms. Zhang's mother and daughter woke up.

Before fainting, both mother and daughter saw the terrifying scene, and at this time they were completely convinced that this young girl did have real skills.

"The feng shui pattern of your house is very dangerous, I wanted to help you solve it quietly, but I didn't know that the person you invited before was too unprofessional, not only failed to suppress the original yin qi, but instead angered the nearby yin spirits, causing even me to fall into danger. Fortunately, I have the amulet left to me by my master back then, and in short, it is dangerous and dangerous, and I can be regarded as cleaning up the dirty things in your house completely. ”

Sang Xiaoge talked eloquently and made up a very thrilling story about what happened after Ms. Zhang's mother and daughter fainted. In the story, he was bold and careful, and fought wits and courage with the evil ghosts hidden in this room, and finally paid a lot of money to beat it to the ground, and completely adjusted the feng shui of this villa.

"Well, I ...... at home"

Ms. Zhang still had palpitations about what she saw in the room, and her eyes were full of horror when she thought that she would live here in the future.

"Don't worry, you can rest easy in the future." Sang Xiaoge patted his chest and assured that he would go to his studio in a week, and she would give two more pairs of medicine to completely get rid of the aftermath of being infested by evil ghosts.

Ms. Zhang paid directly by scanning the code according to Sang Xiaoge's offer. And thank you very much. Sang Xiaoge politely refused Ms. Zhang's enthusiasm for dinner, and only agreed that she would drive her sister and brother back to Xinling Bay.

4

Xiao Dezi's real name is Sandra, he has been with his cousin for more than half a year, and he never thought that he could encounter such a terrifying incident. After Ms. Zhang said goodbye, she was surprised to see that a gray-blue cat that was so fat that it didn't speak out of her cousin's bag crawled out.

"This ...... Who is this? Xiao Dezi asked in surprise.

"My new pet." Sang Xiaoge was triumphant and hugged the fat cat in his arms. In addition to this guy's old-fashioned speech, after all, he is still a pure-blooded blue cat with big eyes, a round face, small short legs, and a soft body that can cute people and kill people. Very few girls can resist this kind of cuteness.

"You go downstairs to the restaurant...... Well, the one called 'the law of the jungle', order a few dishes and come back, let's have a good meal in the evening." Celebrate our biggest business ever opened! Sang Xiaoge took out his mobile phone and generously transferred 3,000 yuan to Xiao Dezi, and asked him to order food with vain steps, and by the way, he called his best friend Wang Fuyi to confirm that she was nearby and asked her to come to dinner together in the evening. I have had a bad year this year, and this girlfriend has been taking good care of herself.

"I'm with Yuri, can we come together? I'll bring two bottles of red wine. Wang Fuyi asked Sang Xiaoge's opinion on the phone.

"No problem, come along." Sang Xiaoge replied very happily.

After hanging up the phone, Sang Xiaoge found that Mr. Lan, who had just walked around the studio, was standing on the table, looking at the phone in his hand in a daze.

5

Sang Xiaoge shook his phone left and right at the fat cat: "Look stupid? I've never seen such high-end technology, right? ”

"Lend me your phone, I first have to buy a tablet with Internet access, and then I will register an account, and you transfer my share of the money to me."

Mr. Lan's voice was low, as if gloomy: "I will publish something in your name on the Internet, and there will be business coming to you soon." You also have problems with Feng Shui here, I will teach you some methods in the past two days for you to adjust, first to ensure the absolute safety here. ”

"Do you still use your phone?" Sang Xiaoge put the phone on the table with great interest, and then, her expression became wonderful.

6

The fat cat skillfully swiped the screen with his own meat pad, entered the password that Sang Xiaoge had just entered, and then opened the world's largest business group, a certain treasure app under the "some" group, found the flagship store of a certain fruit company, and did not hesitate to place an order to buy the latest tablet, the kind that can be equipped with a calling card. Then he opened a website that Sang Xiaoge had never seen before, and ordered a phone card from it, as well as a few strange things. By the time Sang Xiaoge reacted from the shock, all the transactions were completed.

"Hey, hey! More than 20,000 yuan! So it's gone? Sang Xiaoge felt a pain in his flesh.

"I've never seen the world before!" Mr. Lan waved his tail, leisurely jumped on Sang Xiaoge's lap, and lay down: "You have to learn to adapt in the future, the days when the money can't be spent......"

……

"Xiaoge, did you meet Kaizi? He actually invited us to dinner. ”

The door to the studio was pulled open and two girls walked in. It was a fancy-dressed girl, who was followed by a tall, thin woman of the same age in professional attire.

"Wow! So cute! ”

Without waiting for Sang Xiaoge to speak, the girl first found Mr. Lan on her lap, hugged him into her arms, rubbed and kissed: "I said Wangfu Shi, this cat killed all the cats in your store in seconds." ”

The tall and thin girl was also attracted to the cat in an instant, she took the fat man into her arms from the girl's arms, put one hand up and down very professionally, picked up another leg, glanced at the crotch and said:

"It's a male baby, more than a year old, the bloodline is quite pure, take me to the hospital tomorrow to have a sterilization operation, this is good for its health and longevity......"

7

Wang Fuyi, nicknamed "Wangfu Shi" when he was in the dormitory, used to be a top student in the school and a top student in medical school, but after graduation, he did not follow his family's arrangement to work in the provincial hospital, and opened a pet hospital by himself.

At this moment, she was holding Mr. Lan's hind legs and suggested to Sang Xiaoge that he be sterilized, which was definitely a professional opinion. It's just that she can't realize that the fat cat in her hand is not the kind of animal she understands. Not anymore.

Sang Xiaoge couldn't help but smile when he heard this suggestion. She glanced meaningfully at Mr. Lan, whose face was full of horror and disbelief, and nodded approvingly.

"Is this woman a pervert? Why do you want to castrate Lao Tzu as soon as you meet...... Mr. Lan glared at Sang Xiaoge while struggling to get out of the terrifying woman's hands, but unfortunately it was too fat, and Wang Fuyi grabbed the back of its neck with one hand, and his body was sore for no reason, and he felt hollowed out.

Except for Sang Xiaoge, everyone else just heard the cat "meowing", and the clumsy struggle made it look more cute, and another girl named You Li snatched the cat into her arms from Wang Fuyi's hand, rubbed its big head, and asked:

"Ge, where did this cat come from? Give it to me. ”

"Its origin is not simple, and it is a long story." Sang Xiaoge said while opening the red wine brought by Wang Fuyi on the table.

"What's its name?"

"It says it's called Mr. Blue." Sang Xiaoge replied truthfully.

"Ah, little blue? Blue blue? Well, tomorrow my sister will bring you canned cats. Yuri used her freshly finished manicure, which cost hundreds of dollars, to gently grasp Mr. Lan's head and chin.

Under the claws of this woman, Mr. Lan made an uncontrollable "snoring" sound and was drowsy.

8

Xiao Dezi packed up, moved two chairs, and the four of them ate and chatted around the table. The food in the small restaurant downstairs tastes quite good, and the red wine brought by Wang Fuyi is not bad. Sang Xiaoge adapted what she encountered this afternoon and told it again - after all, she has been writing novels on websites since she was in college, so making up stories is her forte, of course, Wang You and the others know her and don't particularly believe it. It's just that a good friend who has been struggling with money received a sum of money, and it's true that I'm happy for her. Moreover, if you don't believe it, it's true that Sang Xiaoge's story is good, and the two girls listen to it with relish.

Four people have two bottles of red wine, and the only boy, Xiao Dezi, is not strong enough to drink early, and he falls asleep at the desk, and his snoring sounds. The three girls were only slightly drunk, and chatted about the topic of girls for a while, and Mr. Lan in Youli's arms woke up, and stepped on the milk for a while with the cuteness in Wang You's eyes and the obscene behavior in Sang Xiaoge's eyes. The three girls burst into laughter. Seeing that the time was not early, Wang Fuyi called a substitute driver with his mobile phone and said goodbye and went home.

Before parting, You Li was reluctant to put the cat down, and Wang Fuyi once again told Sang Xiaoge to take Mr. Lan to his pet hospital tomorrow, one to take a set of cat litter boxes, cat litter boxes and other applications, and one to check whether there was any disease in the body, and by the way, he was sterilized.

9

Sent away the two girlfriends, kicked Xiao Dezi awake and asked him to clean up the table, Sang Xiaoge picked up Mr. Lan and entered the studio.

Above the second floor of this Xinling Bay, the rooms are all office buildings. Although the rent has plummeted due to poor management, there is enough space. Sang Xiaoge only separated one-fifth of the house from the outside, and easily separated the two living rooms from the inside. She and her cousin each have one room.

"You make do with Xiao Dezi tonight, and buy you a cat nest tomorrow." Sang Xiaoge hugged the fat man, and his face did not hide his contempt for it: "You big perverted cat, what were you doing to Yuli with stinky paws just now?" ”

"Isn't that your friend? I want to help her see what her fate holds. "The blue cat doesn't know why it feels a little bit empty.

"Do you need to touch people like that to see fate?" Sang Xiaoge glared at the furball.

"I have a unique 'fortune telling' Dafa......"

"Plop!"

The fat cat was thrown at the door of Sang Xiaoge's boudoir, and then the door was locked from the inside.

10

Mr. Lan stood on the ground with some resentment, stared at Sang Xiaoge's door for a few seconds, and then shook his hair vigorously and walked towards the innermost.

Jumping on the windowsill, it lay on its stomach in an empty flower pot by the window, staring at the full moon in the sky, and its heart still did not get rid of the original collapse.

I never imagined that I would return to the world in such a way.

He has been famous in two lifetimes, and now he does not hesitate to scatter most of his abilities, and even most of his memories, and cast his soul into this body, who would have thought that it was a fat cat, with a big head, no neck, short legs, and clumsy, and a special hair loss!

Confused.

In the afternoon, he devoured the demons that escaped from the cracks of hell. This can restore his ability a little, but he didn't expect that this cat's body has a completely different digestion of the soul than a human. Now his soul has not only not become stronger, but has also entered a state of intense "indigestion".

This made his already non-existent spiritual power even more sluggish. The perception of this world is even more scummy. And not only that, but in the past two days, I was also frustrated to find that this stupid cat is still a short-sighted eye!

Fortunately, before he cut his memory, he had already left a back hand. After waiting for dozens of minutes, when it was confirmed that Sang Xiaoge and Xiao Dezi in the opposite room had fallen asleep, it looked at the air window window of the girl's room from the window sill, found a good angle, bent its front legs slightly, pressed down with all its hind legs, arched its body, and suddenly jumped to the air window close to the roof with an agility that did not match its fat body at all-

The furry spherical body flew towards the window, drawing a graceful arc in the air, but at a distance of ten centimeters from the window, it turned into a powerful crossbow and fell vertically.

11

“mmp！”

The fat cat got up from the ground in embarrassment, extremely depressed by this embarrassing judgment. Thankfully, no one saw it.

Climbing up to the windowsill again, this time Mr. Lan took longer to accumulate energy, and the result, the same as last time.

On its first attempt, the door opened a few meters away.

12

Sang Xiaoge was dressed in blue-gray coral velvet pajamas with yellow rabbit ears, stepping on thick cat's paw slippers, rubbing his eyes with his hands clenched into fists, and walked to the bathroom in a daze.

Without hesitation, Mr. Lan ran into Sang Xiaoge's bedroom. After a quick glance at the layout of the bedroom, he slipped headlong under her bed.

Under the small wooden bed, there are more than 20 shoe boxes. Mr. Lan wondered if Sang Xiaoge was a centipede, otherwise there would be no need for so many shoes with only two human feet!

Soon, the sound of flushing the toilet could be heard in the distance. Then there was a sound of shuffling footsteps. Then, the bed board sank slightly, and a pair of white and tender feet were pulled out of the slippers, stopped for five or six seconds in front of Mr. Lan's nose, and shrank into the bed. There was a squirming sound, and the girl's nose let out a comfortable sigh, and the thin cry gradually became even.

Mr. Lan got out from under the bed, and the cat's unique night vision made it easy to find the location of the phone - right on the bedside table, plugged in the USB coin cable to charge. It silently jumped onto the bedside table, and was about to open its phone, when it suddenly stopped, raised its head, its chubby forehead wrinkled, and its eyes tried to look at the ceiling in the darkness, as if to see through the ceiling.

On this, why is there such a powerful aura of the underworld?