Heaven and earth restart, aura revived.

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Being a man is tiring, and being a man with a girlfriend is even more tiring.

At four o'clock in the morning, Ren Lang was pulled out of the bed by his girlfriend Li Xiaoxiao. There was still saliva on the corner of his mouth, and he smirked: "Xiaoxiao, what are you doing?"

Li Xiaoxiao's eyes widened, and he said with special disdain: "You see that other people's Wang Yi is now all three flowers at the top, are you looking at you?"

Trough!

it!

Ren Lang woke up in an instant after falling asleep, how could a man endure such humiliation!

What's wrong? What's wrong with wanting to sleep until 8 a.m. and then get up? Is it less for you to eat, or less for you to wear?

Ren Lang felt that his manly dignity had been challenged, and it was a particularly big challenge.

As an ordinary ordinary man, Ren Lang has all the characteristics of an ordinary man, and hates washing dishes, drying clothes, and putting quilts on them.

As an ordinary person, Ren Lang is in the current era of aura recovery, everyone can cultivate the truth, and the cultivation is still a game that can only be played by a few people, and he is still ordinary and cannot cultivate the truth.

"If you can't get together this week and catch up with Wang Yi's realm, we'll break up. Then I went to Wang Yi to be my boyfriend. Li Xiaoxiao threatened.

Ren Lang was speechless for a while, is it so easy to succeed in the Sanhua Gathering? Is the road to cultivation so easy to step into?

"You vain woman. Ren Lang said.

"A woman's years are only a few years, why should I waste it on you?" Li Xiaoxiao said.

"Could it be that you have hooked up with Wang Yi?" Ren Lang was angry, even men couldn't stand being betrayed by their own women.

"You're smart. Li Xiaoxiao snorted coldly, "However, I'll give you one last chance." ”

After speaking, Li Xiaoxiao stood up and walked out the door.

Directly outside the door, there was a man drenched in sweat, and this person was Wang Yi.

"Wang Yi, why are you here?" If Ren Lang's eyes could kill, Wang Yi would have died countless times at this time.

Wang Yi was dismissive of Ren Lang's question, and did not take Ren Lang in his eyes at all.

Only then did Ren Lang understand that if there was something more humiliating in this world than being looked down upon, it must be that he was not in the eyes of the other party at all.

"If you dare to rob my girlfriend, I'll kill you. Ren Lang rushed towards Wang Yi.

"Hmph, a mortal, you want to steal things from me, you don't deserve it. Wang glanced at Ren Lang.

Then, Ren Lang seemed to have been punched hard from the front, and fell back to the bed.

Bang!

Bang!

Bang!

Three loud bangs exploded next to Ren Lang's ears, and Ren Lang suddenly had a splitting headache.

Then, an extremely rudimentary page suddenly appeared in front of Ren Lang's eyes, which read: If there is a question, tens of thousands of worlds will answer. There is only a divine operation that you dare not think, and there is no answer that you cannot do.

"What is this? Can you ask questions, and you can give an answer after asking a question?" Ren Lang said to himself.

It's very unreliable at first glance.

Even making a web page is rudimentary to the extreme, and Ren Lang smells a smell of flickering from the simplicity.

"This must be Wang Yi's trap, such a naïve and simple trap, do you think I will be fooled?" Ren Lang sneered.

In the next second, Ren Lang quickly typed in his mind: "How to get the fastest three flowers to gather at the top?"

He moved so fast that he was afraid that if he slowed down, the page would disappear.

Well...... It's so fragrant.

I've been trying for years and can't get together, and I'll die if I try?

Ren Lang is not ashamed of his inconsistencies at all.

Time passes little by little.

Just when Ren Lang was about to fall asleep, finally a message appeared on the webpage that you have an unread message.

"It really works!" Ren Lang said in surprise.

He clicked on the unread message with his conscious mind.

Qin Shi Huang: I have read it.

？？？

Which sand sculpture is this?

Ren Lang almost cursed. Return Qin Shi Huang, if he is really Qin Shi Huang, then I am the Jade Emperor.

Finally, Ren Lang thought he had seen through the conspiracy of the inferior website, and he fell asleep happily.

Sure enough, God closed an anti-theft door for Ren Lang, and at the same time put a titanium alloy lock on him.

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When Ren Lang woke up, he found that the web page in front of him had not disappeared, and there were as many as fifty unread messages on it.

Ren Lang was in the mood to see how the sand sculpture could be more sand sculpture, and clicked on the unread information.

Shakespeare: A man can be an emperor by his father, an emperor by a woman, or an emperor by himself. That's what I said.

Newton: That's a good question about how to get three flowers together.

Edison: I think back when I invented the electric light......

Nuwa: I don't need three flowers. Born strong.

Ren Lang: ......

"Who are these people? Strange, can you answer the question properly. Ren Lang said to himself: "That's right, it's just a group of dicks who can't find satisfaction in real life~ silk, pretending to be celebrities on the Internet." ”

It seems that God really closed this window of mine, and I can wash and sleep.

Ren Lang yawned and continued to look down at the sand sculpture answers that were answered by this group of funny answers.

Bian Que: Use 500-year-old ginseng with angelica, Polygonum multiflori, and arsenic for 7749 days in a row, you can gather qi and concentrate your mind, so as to achieve the top of the three flowers.

This one seems to be relatively reliable.

However, I can't afford to sell my kidneys for 500 years of ginseng. Return the arsenic four taels, send me directly to the king of Hades!

Ren Lang finally saw a reliable answer, but ~ no reference value.

Mendeleev: According to the analysis of the periodic table studied by the old man, when hydrogen reaches the peak of concentration and manganese is added, there will be a fusion reaction, and then the residues of their reaction will be extracted, 80% purified, and then taken to achieve the peak of the three flowers.

Kublai Khan: Reply upstairs, how can it be so troublesome, if you want the three flowers to gather at the top, just one word: dry!

Ren Lang looked confused, and didn't want to pay attention to this group of neurotics.

When Ren Lang was about to give up, he finally saw a reliable answer.

Chicken Essence: I think I took on a human form at the beginning, which is when you said that the three flowers were at the top. It uses the feathers of three kinds of divine beasts: the feathers of the phoenix, the vermilion bird, and the three-legged golden crow. It was inserted on my head, turning the three feathers into a bridge, communicating the qi of yin and yang, and introducing the qi of heaven and earth into my body.

"There are a lot of words in this answer, and it is relatively reliable. Ren Lang said to himself.

Ren Lang won't tell everyone, he thinks this person is reliable, it's really because this kid has a lot of words.

So Ren Lang continued to ask on the webpage: "Then how do you get the feathers of the Phoenix, Vermilion Bird, and Three-legged Golden Crow?"

And, he also specializes in @ chicks.

The young chicken spirit didn't let Ren Lang wait long, and quickly answered the question: "The phoenix lives on the plane tree, the vermilion bird lives in the southern extreme, and the three-legged golden crow will only return to the Fusang Divine Tree at night." ”

I'm rubbing! so detailed.

However, Ren Lang didn't believe that he could find any phoenixes, three-legged golden crows, and vermilion birds.

"I believe in your grandmother's legs, you old woman is very bad. Ren Lang muttered to himself. I have this ability, what else am I worried about?

So, Ren Lang continued to ask, "What if you don't have these things?" @稚鸡精. ”

Ren Lang's eyes looked at the screen motionlessly, for fear that he would miss the answer of the chick.

The essence of the chick did not disappoint Ren Lang, and soon, there was an answer on the web screen:

"You probably don't need these things. I'm a demon, you're human, and we're different. I'm a great monster who can travel through time, and you're an ordinary person, so that's different.

So I need those three things to communicate yin and yang, and you don't. As long as the hair of the three women you are close to is stuck on the head, you will be able to communicate yin and yang. ”

I believe you're a ghost!

Ren Lang no longer has common sense, and he knows that such a thing is definitely not simple. He's a whole mythical part of the story.

So Ren Lang continued to type: "You just make it up@稚鸡精!" ”

At this time, the inferior web page suddenly displayed: The number of daily questions has been used up, and you can become a permanent member by recharging one immortal. Can I recharge?

I'm going to give you a big dick leg at your grandma!

Ren Lang sneered. When I closed my eyes again, the web page in front of me was gone.

He calmed down for a while, and thought to himself: Why don't you try to find a woman's three hairs and put them on her head?

Hmph, try it, try it! What am I afraid of?

Ren Lang got up from the bed with a bounce and rushed to the kitchen.

Early in the morning, Ren Lang's mother was making breakfast, and she was stunned when she saw Ren Lang rushing in.

"Mom, give me a piece of your hair, I want three flowers. Ren Lang said excitedly.

Ren Lang's mother gave Ren Lang a blank look. I suspect that Ren Lang has read some kind of rebirth stream or a novel that pretends to be X and slaps her face! She thought to herself: I believe that you are a ghost, this kid is the same as his father, very bad!

"Ren Lang...... If you have a brain problem, go to the doctor, don't come to see me. I'm afraid of being infected by you. Ren Lang's mother said.

"Mom...... Give me a hair. Forget it, I'll do it myself. After speaking, Ren Lang reached out and plucked a hair.

I'll pinch it! It hurts my mother.

Ren Lang's mother roared: "I often feel inferior because I gave birth to a sand sculpture son like you. ”

After speaking, without waiting for Ren Lang to defend, he kicked Ren Lang out of the kitchen and continued to painstakingly study his filial piety to his mother-in-law - bitter gourd and green pepper durian soup.

Ren Lang was kicked out by his mother, and Grandma Ren Lang heard the wind.

"Lang~ What grievances did you suffer from your mother, tell grandma. Grandma Ren Lang said thoughtfully.

"Grandma, I want you to do me a favor, but you can't be excited. You have a heart condition. Ren Lang said.

Don't worry! Your mother, a stinky woman, is not dead, can the old lady die so easily? The old lady can fight for another 500 years.

Grandma Ren Lang said to Ren Lang gently: "Grandma will always support you." It's not like your mom. ”

When Ren Lang heard his grandmother say this, he was relieved, reached out and plucked a hair on the milk **, and said, "I want to use the hair of three women, gather three flowers, and step into the road of cultivation." ”

"Waves~"

"Huh?"

"I often feel inferior because I can't sand sculpt like you. Grandma Ren Lang said excitedly.

After speaking, Grandma Ren Lang picked up her crutches and chased Ren Lang all the way.

Ren Lang: I want to fix the truth, is it so difficult?

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Ren Lang put the hair of two women in my hands, and there is still one missing.

Just right! When I found Li Xiaoxiao, I gathered three flowers in front of her!

Ren Lang only wants to do one thing now, that is, in front of Li Xiaoxiao, Sanhua gathers and defeats Wang Yi.