Zhang Lingzhi looked up at Yao Ming and scolded: "You pretended to fall to the ground to win my sympathy, you are a liar, a liar, a liar, I will bite you to death." ”

Yao Ming heard the scolding, let go of his hand, and didn't force her anymore, just blindly begged: "Sister, sister, Sister Lingzhi, Sister Lingzhi, your indifference is an iceberg, I am a fool who moves mountains, let me sleep with you for one night, I just want to appreciate and appreciate the body art, I just want to listen to your warm breathing, I just want to listen to your heartbeat like music, and nothing else." ”

Zhang Lingzhi's heart softened, he begged for this, not to mention that he had accepted the love between the old and the young, why should he be so rigid and conservative? Forget it, turn off the lights, let him sleep with him all night, and send him away tomorrow.

She said softly, "You can only sleep in the dark for one night, but you can't turn on the lights." ”

"The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to find beauty. I'm not afraid of the dark, I open my eyes wide in the dark, and I can still appreciate the artistic beauty of your body, hehe, a woman's body is the eternal swan song in a man's heart. ”

Smack, Zhang Lingzhi turned off the wall lamp.

As a result, she woke up frightened, opened her eyes and asked, "Yaoming, ...... you How can you mess around without my consent? ”

Haruka disguised himself and said, "No...... No, hehe, I just wanted to see you more. ”

Zhang Lingzhi asked in surprise: "Ah...... You...... How long do you see I've been watching? ”

Haruka smiled evilly, a little evil, felt tired of hiding himself, and simply said the truth: "I've watched it for a long time, I've seen everything I should have seen, I've seen everything I shouldn't have seen, I've listened to all the sounds I can hear, and I've listened to what I can't hear!" ”

Zhang Lingzhi looked at his smiling face, and scolded him as if he was annoyed and ashamed: "How can you be so presumptuous, you get out of bed for me!" ”

Haruka still smiled: "Nothing else, I just like you, and I will give you a sense of security." ”

Dizzy, hooligans will also bring a sense of security to women?

Yao Ming said: "If you are afraid that I will violate you, you turn around, and I will beat you on the back to make you comfortable......"

Zhang Lingzhi didn't turn around, and looked at him fixedly.

In fact, Zhang Lingzhi was sleeping next to him, and he didn't kick him out of bed, and he also lay down peacefully with her.

It was twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, and Zhang Lingzhi was asleep and had no feelings for him.

However, his feeling became hot, what is the difference between dream and reality, he can become husband and wife with Zhang Lingzhi in his dream, why can't he become a husband and wife in reality, doesn't she sleep next to her?

Hehe, she's like a ripe red cherry, so why don't you pick her and try it?

So, while Zhang Lingzhi didn't wake up, he pounced on her, and when he woke up the next morning, Zhang Lingzhi found that Yao Ming and her fulfilled the truth of husband and wife, but he didn't blame him too much.

If Yao Ming was alone with Teacher Ma, he would have beaten him with an old punch just like Lu Ti had punched the town of Guanxi, but due to the presence of many students, it was inconvenient to move, so he held back his anger and said, "Teacher Ma, are you patting Ma P or bragging B?" ”

Teacher Ma said: "Heaven to earth, rain to wind. Continents against the sky. Mountain flowers to sea trees. Ma P vs. Niu B, and the young man vs. the eldest lady are all perfect matches. ”

Among them, the young man still laughed at the five words of the eldest lady and fell in love with Zhang Lingzhi at the level of the eldest lady.

When the students heard this, they laughed again and shouted in unison: "Ma P vs. Niu B, young man vs. eldest mother, they are all perfect matches." ”

Yao Ming scolded Teacher Ma angrily in his heart: "The surname is Ma, I will steam your father, cook your mother alive, and dig up your ancestors for 800 generations from the grave to feed the dogs." ”

But scolding is scolding, he can only bury the angry scolding in his heart, and dare not show it verbally.

Teacher Ma was still laughing, but he changed the tone of his speech and said: "Yaoming, I'm just joking with you, don't go to your heart, love is not limited by age and gender, you are in love with a 48-year-old man, or an 84-year-old boy, I will also strongly support it, I just hope that on your wedding day, don't forget that I will always be your old friend, please ask me to cheer for you, and by the way, please have a glass of wine." ”

Grandma's, is there a 48-year-old man in this world? Is there an 84-year-old boy? How can a 48-year-old be an old man? How can an 84-year-old be a little boy, what kind of nonsense bastard is this?

What's even more is that Mr. Ma actually supports a big man to fall in love with an old man or a little boy remotely.

Mr. Ma kept saying that he was joking, but in fact, he was laughing at Yaoming, he was a master of language, and he developed the ridicule of Yaoming to the extreme, but he did not show it, and he was very polite.

There was nowhere to discharge his anger, and he could only adopt the strategy of thirty-six strategies - to go as the best strategy, and ignore it.

Just as he took a step, Mr. Niu, who taught mathematics in the third year of junior high school, came, Mr. Niu, like other teachers in the school, also heard that Yao Ming fell in love with a 48-year-old divorced girl, he spoke like a cow roaring: "Yao Ming, you stay, please share your experience of falling in love with me, I am 28 years old this year, unmarried, my parents always destroy me to find a partner to marry as soon as possible, but I still don't know where the object is, I really want to be like you, find a 48-year-old divorced girl to fall in love, but no experience, you have to teach me to go again." ”

Teacher Ma echoed the meaning of Mr. Niu, and said to Yao Ming: "Yao Ming, you are really a tender cow eating old grass, ginger is old spicy, grass is old fragrant, you have written a brilliant page in China's love history, and set an example for the young cattle in the world, you should not be modest, please teach us valuable experience." ”

What does tender cow mean? What does old grass mean? The answer is self-explanatory.

After listening to the words of Teacher Ma and Teacher Niu, the students burst into laughter, and after laughing, they shouted together: "Young cows eat old grass, which is unprecedented and worth learning." ”

Grandma's, Yao Ming couldn't bear it anymore, pointed to Teacher Niu and Teacher Ma, and scolded: "One of you is surnamed Niu, the other is surnamed Ma, Niu and Ma are in the same groove, Niu head and horse face, embarrassed and treacherous, Lao Tzu will beat you to eat grass today." ”

As he said he would, he raised his foot and kicked at Mr. Ma.

Bang, Mr. Ma's lower abdomen was kicked by a kick, he covered his lower abdomen, screamed, and fell to the ground, his body curled up, his face was pale, and his forehead was sweating profusely.

When Teacher Niu saw that Teacher Ma was kicked down, he gritted his teeth and shouted: "Yaofang, we are joking with you, why are you killing on a killing spree?" ”

"Is it a joke, or is it a mockery? Lao Tzu can tell the difference! Stupid cow, you get out in the toilet and go graze. Haruka scolded angrily.

With the sound of angry reprimands, he punched straight at Teacher Niu's hornless head, and boomed, smashing into Teacher Niu's Heavenly Spirit Gai.

Teacher Niu's head buzzed, and he only felt that the sky was spinning, his body shook, poofed, and fell to the ground.

In less than three minutes, Yao Ming knocked down Teacher Ma and Teacher Niu.

The students who watched the excitement shouted: "Oh no, no, the teacher beats the teacher, Zhang Fei beats Yue Fei, the fight is flying all over the sky, come on." ”

It just so happened that the principal was passing by the basketball court, heard the shouts of students coming from the basketball court, and quickly came to see Teacher Ma and Teacher Niu lying on the ground and moaning, which was simply unseemly.

He asked the students to help the two teachers up and asked them why they fell to the ground, and Teacher Ma and Teacher Niu told the truth, and emphasized: "We are not laughing, we are really just joking with Teacher Haruka." ”

The principal listened to what the two teachers said, frowned slightly, and criticized them: "Don't quibble, it's clear that you are laughing at Teacher Yao, the law does not stipulate, the young husband is not allowed to marry an old wife, the young husband marries an old wife, the young cow eats the old grass, you should be protected by the law, and should not be ridiculed by morality, as a teacher, you do not have a minimum of moral quality, please reflect on yourself, otherwise, you will be knocked to the ground." ”

Teacher Niu and Teacher Ma lowered their heads and faces in shame.

Then, the principal looked at Yao Ming kindly and kindly, and said, "Can the young cow eat the old grass?" This is the number one issue of love. My opinion is that young cows can eat whatever grass they want. Old grass can be eaten, young grass can also be eaten, marriage is not limited by age, only by gender, as long as you don't marry a man, haha, I'm joking with you, tomorrow at the school assembly, I will tell all teachers and students not to laugh at you. ”

Dizzy, the principal is not so much helping Yaoming get ahead, not allowing all the teachers and students to laugh at Yaoming, but saying that he himself laughed at Yaoming to the point of reaching the peak.

The students laughed even harder at the principal's good-natured sarcasm.

Haruka was embarrassed by the laughter of the students, and in view of the special status of the principal, he did not dare to punch and kick the principal, so he had to force a happy face, thank the principal, and hide back in his dormitory in the face of everyone's sneering eyes.

Jing Yu yelled: "Hey, Meng Meng, a bad girl who is not cute at all, how can you peek into my privacy?" This is against the law. ”

Meng Meng took out the money she used to gamble just now and said, "I peeked at your secret, I broke the law, and I am willing to bear the fine, oh, this is the illegal money I handed over." ”

Bang, Jing Yu slapped it with a palm, and slapped the coin in Mengmeng's hand on the table: "How can this money be enough to pay the fine, at least 10,000 yuan." ”

Meng Meng said: "I owe you 10,000 yuan for the time being, okay?" When I have money, I'll hand it over to you, a Dafa person. ”

Jingyu said: "Forget it, we are also sisters, my sister forgives you for your illegal acts, you have to attract a lesson in the future, don't peek at my documents again." ”

Meng Meng said: "Okay, let's not take it as an example." However, this time I want to ask you for advice, you see, this is a love poem sent to you by Yao, what do the last two sentences mean? ”

Jingyu leaned over the computer desk and approached his QQ panel to see, wow, this love poem sent from a remote life is really terrible, what is a tender cow? What is Old Grass? The young cow is a metaphor for himself, the old grass is a metaphor for Zhang Lingzhi, and the young cow eats the old grass and is a metaphor for marrying Zhang Lingzhi, which is a young man marrying an old woman, and a young man marrying an old woman is a kind of happiness.

Yao Ming actually compared himself to falling in love with Zhang Lingzhi, comparing it to a young cow eating old grass, too vulgar, vulgar and almost shameless, if this love poem is seen by Zhang Lingzhi, she will be angry to death!

Meng Meng saw Jingyu silently pondering, so she urged: "Speak quickly, speak quickly, what does it mean that the tender cow eats old grass fragrantly?" ”

Jingyu was forced to have no choice, so he had to tell Mengmeng about Yao's fate and Zhang Lingzhi's love.

When Meng Meng heard this, she clapped her hands and laughed: "Wonderful, wonderful, super wonderful, sister, fortunately I peeked at your documents, otherwise, I missed a good marriage of appreciating a tender cow eating old grass, it is illegal for me to peek at your documents, I am willing to pay you a fine of 10,000 yuan, but I think it is worth it." ”

Jingyu said: "I will tell you about you as a sister, but don't tell it." ”

Meng Meng said: "Okay, I won't talk about it, Yao Ming this tender cow has eaten the old grass of Zhang Lingzhi, let him steal the fun, let us bless Yao Ming to eat deliciously." ”

After speaking, she covered her mouth and smiled, obviously laughing at Yao Ming for being stupid, as far as she was concerned, although she had said before that she would marry the richest man in the world, if the richest man was twenty years older than her, she would never marry.