CHAPTER XXVII. Wedding Interception
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Two rows of people in red gradually appeared in the night. Red represents festivity, but looking at this crimson at this time, there is an indescribable gloom.
At the front are eight drummers, two suona, two long flutes, two sheng, and two flutes. The tune they played was not like a kiss, but like a funeral.
Followed by two pairs of boys and girls, rubbing thick rouge, with strange smiles on the corners of their mouths, each holding a white paper lantern with the word "Xi" written on it, twisting and twisting.
Further back is the eight-lift sedan chair. The eight sedan chair bearers leaned on their bodies, and their mouths made a "ho-ho-ho-ho" sound.
All the "people", whether they were playing or carrying sedan chairs, or boys and girls, walked on tiptoe. It can be seen from the triangular ingot hats on their heads that these are the paper figures in the old Huangzha paper shop.
The sedan chair is large, but it looks light. The front car curtain hangs, but the small window on the side is open, and an expressionless face, under the light of the lantern, looks a kind of eerie beauty.
It's Tintin!
Tintin's face looked whiter than those paper figures; The pupils are so large that you can barely see the whites of your eyes; Some sparse eyebrows have a red dot at each end; Similarly, in the middle of her lips, there is a red dot with a diameter equivalent to the height of her upper and lower lips. This makeup, how to look at it, how unlucky!
"Don't move, don't make a sound, follow first."
Mr. Lan whispered to stop Sang Xiaoge, who was about to jump out: "This is just her 'walking soul'. ”
When this "kissing procession" passed, Sang Xiaoge and Mr. Lan followed at a distance, and asked at the same time: "What does it mean to walk the soul?" ”
"The 'three souls' of three souls and six spirits are different. According to what I have learned, the three souls are divided into 'walking souls', 'qi souls' and 'divine souls'. This woman is not dead, she still has a breath of air, because the 'qi soul' has not left her body. However, her 'divine soul' has been obtained by her 'husband's family' through the previous ritual. If you want to save her, you have to find her husband's house, and when her spirit and spirit merge and take it together. ”
"Oh, that's right. Is this her husband's house? ”
As he spoke, the sedan chair had been carried into a large courtyard.
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A tall courtyard in front of him seemed to appear in an instant.
At this time, the courtyard is lit up, dozens of tables of banquets are arranged, and there are at least a few hundred "people" here at least when ten people are counted at each table!
Those "people" are really ordinary people. There are dresses of all ages, some are dressed in long shirts, some are dressed in two sections, some are dressed in labor cloth trousers, and some are modern clothes.
In front of the banquet, in the middle of the position, sat a "Roshan".
Yes, Roshan.
The guy was sitting nearly two meters tall, sitting on a large chair nearly one and a half meters wide, and the flesh still flowed out from both sides; Under a big bald head, the flesh on his face is pursed to the bottom and his neck cannot be seen; Not to mention the flesh folds all over the body, it is also full of lipomas. Dozens of meters away, you can hear his heavy wheezing, like a bellows magnified dozens of times.
"Is this big fat pig going to marry the groom of Tintin?" Sang Xiaoge hid outside the courtyard door, looking inside.
"It should be." Mr. Lan stared at the courtyard, thoughtful.
"The pomp is not small, are these his relatives and friends?"
"According to his strength, the big ghosts and little ghosts within a hundred miles around here have to give him face. Besides, most of these people who eat the banquet are lonely souls and wild ghosts, and they usually have no children and grandchildren to worship and worship, so it is rare to have a full meal. ”
Mr. Lan hid at the door and watched for a while, then took Sang Xiaoge to a high slope opposite the courtyard, and asked her to take out the "Space Lori Short Sword" and open the safe.
"Later, you can see that there is chaos inside, and those ghosts will run out, and you will shoot."
After Mr. Lan finished speaking, he walked from the side of the courtyard gate and entered the courtyard.
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In the courtyard, it seems that the wedding has already begun.
Two virgins tied in paper, one on each side, helped the bride out of the palanquin. The music was loud, and with the sound of congratulations coming from the banquets, the bride was helped step by step in front of the "Roshan" in the middle.
As she approached Roshan, her originally somewhat transparent and blurry body seemed to be more and more clear and solid, originally supported by two virgins tied with paper, her feet were almost floating an inch on the ground, and at this time her feet had landed, and she walked in front of Roshan step by step.
"Lord Fukuyama is newly married, a hundred years of good together!"
"Master Fukuyama is a match made in heaven, Luanfeng and Ming"
"The husband sings and the wife follows, and the beads are combined!"
"Talented and beautiful, love is good!"
……
All kinds of auspicious words are constantly around, and that Roshan ...... Well, the "Master Fukuyama" let out a burst of "hehe" laughter, this guy was so fat that he had almost no eyes, and this smile, the flesh folds on his face squeezed out his eyes.
At the moment when Master Fukuyama was laughing, a "guest" who had been hiding in the corner to congratulate suddenly rushed out, hugged the bride, and suddenly ran out of the courtyard!
His speed was very fast, and obviously no one in the courtyard expected this scene to happen, and by the time everyone reacted, he had already run out of the courtyard with the bride in his arms!
Master Fukuyama opened his eyes from laughter, and his daughter-in-law was carried away. The fat on his body trembled, and a vicious voice came out of his throat:
"I can't chase it back, I'll sacrifice all of you!"
"Boom!"
The yard exploded in one fell swoop. Those guys who were eating the banquet just now, each one of them changed their faces in an instant!
The change of face here is not a change in our expression in the general sense, but in an instant, those who looked very ordinary have returned to the state they were in when they died!
Generally speaking, most souls who die normally will go directly to the underworld, and even if they linger in the yang world, they will quickly dissipate. Most of the people who can become powerful ghosts are those who have died sideways, been killed, or have obsessions - in short, those who have died miserably. At this time, these hundreds of "guests" all returned to their worst appearance after death in an instant.
Some have half of their faces rotting, maggots wriggling in their eye sockets, some have a small half of their heads that have been hit and sunken, and their eyes are drooping outside, some have open chests and stomachs, and some are simply half skeletons and half dried corpses......
Then, hundreds of evil ghosts rushed out of the courtyard gate in a swarm!
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At this time, Sang Xiaoge had already put the water bomb gun mainly made of acrylic material in his hand, the folding butt was opened, and the laser sight was also installed. She knelt on one leg, her left hand on the handle of the front gun, her elbow resting on her knee; The handle of the gun rests on the shoulder socket of the right shoulder, and the trigger is pulled in the right hand.
When the first demon ran out of the courtyard gate, Sang Xiaoge opened fire.
"Da!"
The lithium battery drives the pressure rod to quickly compress the piston, so that the volume in the cavity is reduced, and the air pressure inside suddenly increases, and this pressure ejects a grain of water.
Maybe it's because the air resistance in this "ghost world" is far less than that in the sun, and the water bomb with a range of 50 meters burst out with a force and speed far greater than the original test firing, and that water bomb hit the guy who just ran out in an instant.
If you slow down the speed by a hundredfold, look at the details of the water bomb hitting the target - the water bomb the size of a mung bean hit his chest, and the water bomb was shattered into a green ripple the size of a duck's egg in his chest due to the high-speed impact. If this ripple hits the surface of the human body, it will hardly bring any pain. However, when it comes to demons, the situation is completely different.
The moment that piece of green came into contact with the demon's body, it was like a chemical reaction, instantly triggering a burning and explosion!
Half of the demon who was hit was blown off.
At this point, the second drop of water hits.
The other half of his body was also blown away.
By the time the third water bullet came, it was already another demon running in front of him to take the damage.
At this time, Sang Xiaoge turned on the water bomb gun to burst mode, and the firing speed was about two to three rounds per second. And because this water bomb gun has a large storage space, as long as the trigger is pulled, it can theoretically shoot all the thousands of water bullets continuously!
"Dada......"
The motor driven by the water cannon was not loud, but at the entrance of the courtyard, it caused a one-sided murderous massacre of evil spirits.
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Hundreds of evil ghosts, in different forms, roared strangely, and rushed out of the courtyard with their teeth and claws, but at the gate of the courtyard, they were blown into several pieces in a blink of an eye, and the wound position could not be extinguished by the green flame, until it burned into a stinky and slimy substance.
Therefore, it only took a few minutes for most of the hundreds of evil ghosts that looked menacing to turn into a mass of vomit-like substance, emitting a sour and rotten stench at the gate of the courtyard.
It was only at this time that the "Master Fukuyama" "pulled" himself out of the chair with the help of six servants.
His eyes were on the gate of the courtyard.
"Smack!"
A water bomb, through the yard, hit him in the chest.
Green splashes the size of duck eggs bloom and also bring about burning and exploding. It's just that this hit is almost negligible for the size and resistance of Lord Fukuyama. That's not much different from getting bitten by a mosquito.
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
The continuous water bombs hit him intensively, but they still didn't seem to be able to do him effective damage. Finally, Fukuyama took a step forward.
"Boom!"
As if—no, not as if, it was the ground that really shook!
Then comes the second step.
"Boom!"
The ground shook again.
"Boom!"
"Boom, boom!"
Fukuyama's footsteps gradually accelerated, and he rushed towards Sang Xiaoge's position!
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Sang Xiaoge was already panicked at this time.
This behemoth groom and official son, he just beat his relatives and friends who came to congratulate him into a puddle of snot, and now the weapon in his hand obviously can't hurt him, once he rushes over, he doesn't need to fight, even if he runs over on himself, his more than 80 catties of 55 meters will probably become meat sauce.
But at this time, there was no way back, Sang Xiaoge kept shooting at the pile of rushing Roshan, and shouted in a broken voice: "Mr. Lan? Mr. Blue! ”
The damn cat didn't respond, the Roshan seemed to determine the opponent's coordinates according to her shouting, and his body was now running faster and faster, and suddenly his feet were on the ground, and he saw a half-foot-deep pit appear on the ground, and that Roshan actually jumped high!
Sang Xiaoge's gaze flew up with the mountain of meat, and he saw that he jumped dozens of meters high, and then turned into a small black dot in the air. The black dot grew rapidly larger, and with a terrifying hurricane, it fell on the head!