The fat man, Wang Yayu, and I walked on the path leading from Xiaozhanggezhuang to the Central District, and the destination of this trip was the canteen in the Central District. It was already a busy morning, and our stomachs were already rumbling, so we quickened our pace.

The fat man suddenly asked, "What do you two want to eat later?" ”

I turned my head around, then shook my head and said, "I haven't thought about anything to eat yet, maybe I have a brisket hot pot?" ”

At this time, after listening to what I said, Wang Yayu suddenly had an idea, and said with a cheap smile: "I also know what I ate today!" ”

The fat man casually asked, "Wang Yayu, what do you want to eat?" ”

Wang Yayu continued to smile and said: "I want to eat hot pot today, but I won't buy it!" ”

I didn't know what Wang Yayu meant by this at first, until the fat man laughed heartily and couldn't help but complain about Wang Yayu: "Wang Yayu, you are so cheap!" Look at the tone of your voice, I learn from it. ”

Then the fat man learned Wang Yayu's tone and said: "I want to eat hot pot today, but!" I! No! Buy! Why don't I buy it? Because Brother Piao will buy it later. ”

This expression, this tone, is simply amazing, but this is not what I am impressed. What amazed me was Wang Yayu's idea, it turned out that he didn't buy it because he wanted to rub my hot pot. I couldn't help but sigh that the person who could come up with such an idea would not be able to find a second person in our dormitory, or even in our class.

I glanced at Wang Yayu and said, "I'll go, Wang Yayu, it turns out that you think so, I said why did you want to eat hot pot just now, and you didn't buy it, it turned out that you made up your mind to eat me." Let me say what about you, I want to think about ..... what a cheap word! Just by your words, I won't eat hot pot today! If you want to eat it, buy it yourself! ”

Wang Yayu was not convinced, and said recklessly: "I can't buy anything myself!" ”

As we spoke, we arrived at the cafeteria in the central district, and as soon as we entered, we found that there were so many people. I took out my phone and looked at the time and found that it was already more than 11:40, so I blamed the fat man: "It's you fat, grinding, we won't have so many people when we arrive early!" ”

The fat man looked innocent: "Who said that I was rubbing, there was some emergency!" The water heater doesn't produce hot water, so you can't tell me to wash it in cold water! ”

Wang Yayu said: "Don't talk so much, there are so many people today, and I don't know when we will be able to eat, let's hurry up and line up!" ”

After saying that, I didn't continue to dwell on it, so I started looking for my goal for today's meal. It's a pity that I turned around and still didn't make up my mind to eat that. I went around and around and returned to the window of the beef brisket hot pot, I remembered what I had just said, I gritted my teeth, and went straight to the beef brisket hot pot, the window next to the oily noodles, and asked for a cat ear noodles.

After waiting for more than ten minutes, I finally waited for my hot cat ear noodles, and I couldn't wait to take this bowl of noodles to a place occupied by Wang Yayu and the fat man. Before he sat down, the fat man immediately laughed and said, "Brother Piao, you don't know what Wang Yayu did just now!" ”

As I sat down, I asked curiously, "What's the matter?" ”

The fat man smiled and continued: "I was holding chopsticks just now, Wang Yayu was next to me, and then took two spoons, I was puzzled, Wang Yayu didn't eat anything with soup, what spoon." Before I could ask, Wang Yayu whispered to me: "Look at Brother Piao, standing there in the beef brisket hot pot, we will definitely eat the beef brisket hot pot later, let's take a spoon and eat his hot pot!" ’”

I already deeply admired Wang Yayu, and the fat man continued: "But! He ate it when he wanted to, and he only took mine and his own with a spoon, but he didn't get you one! Hahahaha! ”

I pushed my cat ear noodles to Wang Yayu and said, "There is no hot pot, but there is a bowl of cat ear noodles, can you eat it or not!" ”

Wang Yayu was not polite, took his spoon and scooped a big spoonful of cat ear noodles into my bowl, and said while scooping: "Eat, why don't you eat!" ”

At that time, I was speechless, and instantly thought of the previous experience of learning martial arts together. In the past, when we were learning martial arts, when the master asked us to choose weapons, there were gold swords, silver swords, and bronze swords, but he chose silver swords; When learning moves, he didn't choose the upper sword and the middle sword, but chose a lower sword. After ten years of practice, he finally practiced like a pure lover and a sword, and really became a sword man, referred to as a real sword.

Today's topic is not to tell how Wang Yayu has used cheapness to refresh my worldview in the past four years, but this topic is led by him. Everyone knows that there is always a lot of leisure time in college, which leads to the question of how to spend this leisure time. Different people have different ways to spend this time, but it can be summed up in the following ways - going to the library, playing games, dealing with objects, staying up late to catch up on dramas, forming clubs, and other interpersonal activities.

Wang Yayu has no perseverance to hone himself in the library, and he is even more thief-minded and unwilling to carry out activities inside and outside the school, I think he would not be willing to go out of the dormitory if he didn't do it for food or class. Naturally, playing games and staying up late to chase dramas have become Wang Yayu's most direct pursuit. What to describe him? I think the junior dead fat house single dog should be very suitable!

During the time when I was playing the game, every morning at about six o'clock, I could hear the sound of Wang Yayu frequently tapping on the keyboard in my sleep. I was used to getting up reluctantly in the morning to listen to his indescribable moans, but suddenly I got up to the sound of his keyboard, and this change in the way I got up really took a lot of effort. But as I got used to him listening to him hit the keyboard and get up, suddenly from one day on, the way changed again. When I thought he was tired of the endless career of the Liver Emperor, judging from his behavior of changing his habits that day, he had changed his focus at this time and became obsessed with chasing dramas.

There is nothing wrong with chasing dramas or anything, and there is nothing wrong with chasing any dramas, what is wrong is a series of drama-chasing effects caused by his chasing dramas. And the effect on fat people is the most frustrating and headache.

You from the stars, the heir, the descendant of the sun, and the original beautiful man, these dramas were the most popular Korean dramas at that time, and the vast majority of girls watched these dramas directly or indirectly during that time. As for whether these dramas are good or not, I won't comment on them if I haven't watched them. However, it is said that the girls who follow these dramas are crazy about their so-called 'Oba' in the play, and fantasize about being one of the heroines and meeting the 'Oba' in their hearts! Another life-and-death love that never gives up. But reality is reality after all, and the longing in their hearts is basically impossible to achieve, so they turn to care about all the news of their idols and gossip about their lives.

I wouldn't have known about the above, but the girls' performances were completely copied on Wang Yayu and the fat man. For their behavior, I don't understand it from the perspective of a straight man of steel. But these things happened in front of them, and I had a nonsensical and interesting feeling.

One day, the fat man showed great satisfaction after chasing the latest two episodes of the drama "Descendants of the Sun" recommended by Wang Yayu. The fat man specially ran to Wang Yapuff's side and prepared to have a deep discussion with Wang Yapyu about his feelings about this drama. The fat man looked at Wang Yayu, who was swiping his mobile phone, and said, "Wang Yayu, have you watched the last two episodes of the descendants?" ”

Wang Yayu became interested when she heard it and said, "Look, what do you think?" ”

The fat man said excitedly: "Joong Ki is so handsome, if I weren't a man, I would have wanted to give him a blood!" ”

"You can send it! Whoever says a man is not allowed to give it away? Lan Yu took this sentence coldly.

The fat man said disgustedly: "Brother Wu En, read your novel!" Without continuing to care about Lan Ruffian, the fat man turned to Wang Yayu and said, "I heard that Song Joong Ki is going to marry Song Hye Kyo, do you know?" ”

Hearing this, Wang Yayu was moved: "That's right, I also heard that the two of them are really going to get married!" Ay! I really don't feel worth it for Song Joong Ki! ”

The fat man nodded and said, "Yes, our Joong Ki is in his twenty-eighth year, how old is that Song Hye Kyo!" It's just an old woman, how can she match our Zhongji Oba! ”

Lan Yu smiled on the side and said, "Fatty, I think you are a chun!" Find your seedlings and make your heart flutter! ”

The fat man glanced at Lan Yu, and then continued to say to Wang Yapeng: "Wang Yapeng, when will the next two episodes be updated?" ”

Wang Yayu didn't think about it and said: "It's eight o'clock tonight with the new, look at the trailer today's plot is more exciting, it seems that Song Joong Ki is going to be injured!" ”

The fat man looked incredulous and said, "No! I didn't read the trailer! It's really going to hurt, how distressing it makes me! ”

Wang Yayu comforted the fat man and said, "Don't worry, Song Joong Ki will definitely be able to turn the tide." Joong Ki's appearance looks even more manly! ”

The fat man thought that Wang Yayu was right, so he sighed: "That's it, we Zhongji are handsome at all times!" ”

Lu Yu couldn't listen to it anymore, and said in a strong and disgusted tone: "Can you not come in Oba, Oba, I can't stand it!" Look at what you're saying that Brother Piao is going to come down and beat people! With that, Luppy gestured to my bed with her head.

Lu Peng is right, I really want to hit someone now, as a straight man of steel, hearing the conversation between the two of them can suppress the impulse in my heart? So I finally warned the fat man and said, "Fat! After hearing something about that surnamed Zhong from your mouth, I'll immediately come down and kill you! ”

The fat man looked at me with a defiant expression, then turned around and said loudly in the dormitory, "My Joong-ki! …… Yes! ”

By the time he uttered the last words, I had jumped out of bed and pointed my five-layered two-finger Zen knot firmly on the fat man's fat back. What followed was the fat man's tearing roar, and then he touched his aching back with his hand and said, "Brother Piao, why are you so rude?" I'm always in pain! ”

I continued to say in a threatening tone, "This is the end, do you still want to try?" "With that, I was eager to give it to him again.

The fat man immediately begged for mercy, and when I saw this, I poked the fat man's arm hard, and then went back to my bed. I don't know what virtue the fat man has, he is cheap and obedient, and the second cheapest person in 336 will definitely act later. So I grabbed my handle with my hand and used it to quickly respond to his reaction.

Sure enough, the fat man saw me go up, and while preparing the route of escape, he danced and sang the provocateur; "Ahhh ……！ ”

In the middle of his arms, I had already turned over and jumped down while he was singing, and the fat man felt the danger at this time, and he pulled his legs and prepared to run out. But it's already too late, in front of the first 100 meters in the bedroom, how can he escape from the palm of my hand, not to mention that I have prepared in advance.

There were only three sounds in the next room, one was the crisp sound of fingers running through clothes and thick fat, and then straight to the bones; One is the painful wail of a fat man; The last is the unbridled schadenfreude laughter of the others in the dorm. The three voices mixed and lasted for several minutes.

The fat man not only begged for mercy, but I know the fat man's character, how can I let him go easily! So I didn't look like I was stopping, and after a few minutes, the fat man didn't know how many times he had been in love, and when he saw that the fat man seemed to have a long memory, I let him go and went back to my bed.

The fat man touched his back and lay on the bed, as if the fake submission just now did not make him completely dead, so he was ready to test it. As soon as I was about to speak, I saw my figure jumping off the bed, and I walked up to the fat man and said, "What? What else do you want to say? ”

The fat man immediately defended and said, "Didn't say anything? Why do you see you're so sensitive? Go back to your bed and do your own thing! ”

I looked at it, and I wasn't ready to make any moves, and the fat man said anxiously: "Oh, I said I won't say it!" Just go back! It's like eating gunpowder! Annoyed with silver? ”

I was about to go back to bed, but just as I was about to go up, the fat man shouted: "Song Joong Ki, I love you, Brother Piao, you stupid*"

It seemed that I still underestimated the fat man, and I turned around in annoyance. But the fat man had learned the lesson of the last time, and had already run out of the dormitory, and his hilarious cries could be heard from the hallway! I could only shake my head helplessly and silently returned to my bed. The nature of the country is easy to change, don't underestimate human nature!

Since being taken on the road of watching dramas by Wang Yapuphen, the fat man has never looked back. There are new and old dramas, domestic and foreign, historical and modern, especially Taiwan's idol dramas, as well as some dramas such as domineering presidents. Sometimes I suspect that there is a pure girl living in this behemoth, not the fat man is chasing a Taiwanese idol drama these days, I can't remember the specific name now, but I remember the name of the actor clearly - Lin Dalang! If you want to ask why, all I can say is that I don't want to remember the way!

"Dalang! Dalang! ......" When the fat man sees the funny plot of the hero and heroine, he can't help but dance like this, singing in the tone of Lin Dalang on TV. And I don't know how many times this has happened in the past two days.

The fat man said as he jumped: "Baozhu is finally with Da Lang!" After speaking, he said to Wang Yayu: "Ah, Wang Yayu, Dad has finished watching another drama!" ”

Wang Yayu asked casually: "Luo Zhixiang's drama?" Listen to you every day these days, how is this drama? ”

The fat man immediately sighed: "Yes, it's Luo Zhixiang, don't say that Luo Zhixiang is not only good at dancing, but also good at acting." Yesterday, when I saw the plot where Da Lang misunderstood the jewel, I almost cried! ”

Ye Yu suddenly said: "I think you're stupid* just crying, why don't you watch a drama?" It's like a neurotic, crying, laughing, and jumping! ”

Lan Ruffian laughed and said, "That's it!" In the past few days, I thought that the fat man was crazy, and he was making waves every day, which made me really want to beat him! ”

The fat man said, "Hehe! Brother Piao didn't say anything, what are you people doing here? ”

I sat up abruptly from the bed and stared at the fat man without saying a word. The fat man didn't know what to do, and the other people probably looked in the direction of the fat man and me with the mentality of watching the excitement. After more than ten seconds, I said slowly: "Oh, fatty, have you finished watching another drama?" ”

The fat man nodded subconsciously, and then I continued: "I'll recommend a drama package to you, and you're satisfied!" ”

It was really unexpected, both for the fat man and for other people. The fat man was excited when he heard it, and the fat man wanted to hear what kind of drama people who usually don't like to chase dramas could recommend to him. The others weren't interested in the conversation between the two of us anymore, so they all went back to their own business.

I said in a somewhat mysterious tone: "I recommend you a very funny drama, and I guarantee that you will laugh with a painful stomach!" ”

As soon as the fat man heard that I recommended a comedy to him, he was still more interested, so he asked, "What kind of drama?" ”

"Let's talk about love!" I replied.

When I heard the name of this play, I felt that it was another vulgar youth love drama, and the fat man also coped with it after listening to it. I didn't seem to be very satisfied with the fat man's answer, so I said, "Just look at it!" ”

So the fat man searched for this TV series from the Internet with a skeptical attitude, and tried to watch it. As soon as I talked about this TV series, I remembered the picture I watched this TV series back then. I don't mention how good this TV series is, I just say that I have watched this TV series a conservative estimate of at least eight times! Especially the two episodes at the end. For this confirmation, I guess that the fat man will definitely have a very strong emotional expression later.

Sure enough, after about ten minutes, the fat man's side began to make noise, and very exaggerated laughter spread from the fat man's bed from time to time throughout the bedroom. At this time, the mantra in his mouth became: "Andy Lau, marshmallow one!" Marshmallow one! At this time, I wondered again: why didn't the fat man shout the heroine's name, but called the hero's name. And it's the case in every drama, what kind of situation is this? Girl's heart? Kindness! It seems to be a little bit.

The fat man may have been fascinated by it, or because he was too lazy, he didn't go to dinner when we asked him to eat, and asked us to bring him a meal! He's still stupidly laughing and watching TV on his own bed! We are also helpless,

I couldn't watch the fat man starve to death, so I helped him bring a dish from outside that specially told the Sichuan boss to put more chili peppers.

When I returned to the dormitory, what I liked to see didn't happen, but the fat man praised again and again: "Brother Piao, the food you brought today is really good?" Bring me this kind of meal next time....!"

I forgot that the fat man is no longer the Northeast guy who just came to the university and can't stand it if he eats a little spicy, the fat man has received my special training and is already immune to spicy! I was disappointed and went back to my own bed, thinking: next time I must change the way to toss this fat man with a dead face.

Not long after I got to bed, the fat man started screaming again, and I heard the fat man's cry and had the idea of revisiting this TV series again, so I slipped out of my bed and ran to the fat man's bed and started to relive this funny TV series with him.

As soon as I went, I became the second fool in the past.,When I saw the female owner playing tricks on the male owner.,We two two fools couldn't help laughing.,At this moment we feel that the whole bedroom is ours.。 At this time, we saw Andy Lau trying to peek at Lin Qiaoer, but was knocked unconscious by Lin Qiaoer. Turning a corner, Andy Lau woke up from the bed in a daze, and saw Lin Qiaoer taking care of him gently and carefully, and enthusiastically helping him cut his toenails, how happy he was. When Lin Qiaoer handed him a cup of hot banlan root powder and said to prevent colds, Andy Lau swallowed the drink without thinking. As a result, I saw something under the cup, so I looked at it carefully, and found that the thing under the cup was a calcified tissue in the human body, so I asked, "What is this?" Lin Qiao'er leaked her true face and said, "This is a little lesson for you to peek at me taking a bath!" What do you think I'm willing to give you these stinky feet to cut your nails for? ”

When I saw this, the two of us two fools thought the same as just now, but the fat man also had an extra shaker action. The fat man swayed: "Andy Lau! Andy Lau! "I don't know how the second baby feels on the top bunk, anyway, when I was in bed, I only felt the ground shaking, and I quickly stopped the fat man. The fat man didn't listen to me and said to himself: "Andy Lau! Andy Lau! After saying that, he shook even more fiercely.

Don't listen to the greetings! The fat man had already angered me, and I was no longer in the mood to watch TV, and my mind was full of thoughts searching for how to teach the fat man a lesson! I thought: The fat man has rough skin and thick meat, it's useless to beat him every day, he can't improve his memory, I have to give him some mental torture! How do you get it? I thought about it, and remembered the scene where the male protagonist was teased just now, and an excellent idea appeared in my heart. But this idea still requires a little bit of skill, and you have to shoot accurately, but fortunately, my basketball skills are not bad. Just do it when you think of it, let's go.

I started watching TV with the fat man as quietly as before, and began my plan with small movements. I kept rubbing my arms, kept rubbing, and I couldn't rub the mud for a long time. Maybe it's because I take a shower every day, I'm pretty clean, so it's quite difficult to execute my plan. Finally, I finally rubbed out a small black elixir, I smiled evilly, and then called the fat man to turn around.

The fat man asked for some reason, "What's the matter, I'm seeing something interesting!" ”

I disguised my purpose for a moment, smiled and said, "I've got something good for you here." ”

As soon as the fat man heard that there was something for him, he didn't react for a while, I quickly made a gesture to play, and then popped my results in the direction of the fat man's mouth, and then said in a vague tone: "Please take strong pills!" ”

I didn't expect that my hit rate today was not ordinarily high, and I succeeded on the first attempt. The fat man felt something run into his mouth, and subconsciously chirped, feeling salty. Then he looked at me and asked, "Brother Piao, what did you give me?" ”

It's so boring for me to say it directly, it's interesting to let him guess it himself, or just imagine it. So he didn't say a word, just flicked it with his hand, and then touched his left arm again. The fat man didn't notice anything when he saw me, but when he saw my left arm, he instantly became calm and began to vomit!

"Disgusting! I'm disgusting! Yes! Brother Piao! Why are you so buried! Phew! The fat man spit something on the ground and asked me: "Just now I thought you were really going to give me something, but as soon as I heard it, there was an extra thing on the side of my mouth, and I subconsciously ate it." But I see how wrong your expression is, I look at your hand, wow! There's a lump of black stuff on the nail cover! How can I say it's still a little salty, it turns out that it's your mud! It's white, Brother Piao, you don't have to have a child? Phew, it's too buried! It's been a long time since you've taken a shower! ”

The fat man crackled and said a lot, but fortunately he figured out what it was, and it seems that my hard work was not in vain. This kind of plot is even more exciting than the TV series, of course I laughed because I had no heart and lungs, but I just explained to the fat man: "I don't want to move lately, it seems that I haven't taken a shower for a week!" ”

The fat man couldn't believe that a person who had to take a bath every two days in winter could hardly imagine what it would be like to go without a bath for a week. Isn't it normal to take a bath once a week, and in the autumn these are not normal? I haven't told him that there was a summer where I hadn't showered for nearly two weeks, and if I did, he wouldn't have had a relapse of OCD?

Neither of me was in the mood to continue watching TV, so I happily returned to my bed with a triumphant attitude and gesture. Unexpectedly, the fat man continued to spread his troubles to the outside world, especially the bedroom of the gods. I use my own troubles as a talking point, and I have to admire the mentality of the fat man. But the mentality is good, the mentality is good, after this incident, the fat man always left a shadow in his heart, and after this period of time, his bed when he watched TV became my forbidden place.

Mei Changsu, Mei Changsu! Hu Ge, Hu Ge! The two people in the dormitory are still talking wildly about the TV series fans they are chasing. Although I can't experience their crazy infatuation when chasing a drama, a good drama in my perception must be endlessly memorable. And all kinds of stories between the dormitories are connected, so why not be a good drama that is endless? The key is the protagonist or himself, what do you think?