Chapter 309: Bamboo Pen and Paper Holder

Wu Guojun saw that he really couldn't hide it, so he had to confess honestly: "My aunt said that since you married into their family, you will eat their food and use their own." Usually she looks like she has low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, but now she has a hard waist pole in a pig farm, and she dares to yell at her! ”

"Just let me walk around your pig farm in this dress, and when the pigs are dead, you have nothing to see if you are still hard, as soon as you come to the door, your son-in-law dares to call her, she wants to give you some color."

"This old witch!"

Boss Shi suddenly hated the root of his teeth, and couldn't help but give Wu Guojun a kick: "If she asks you to come, you will come, you are quite obedient!?" ”

Wu Guojun grinned in pain: "I'm sorry cousin-in-law!" I don't dare to disobey my aunt! ”

"You know that our family has always been supported by my aunt, and the bride price and house money for my marriage in the second half of the year are still pointed to my aunt! You said that my aunt and her old man gave me such a large amount of money, and her old man had something to do for me, can I not agree? ”

"I promise you, uncle!"

Boss Shi was extremely irritable, gave Huang Mao another kick, and scolded angrily: "She was not happy when I had no chance to eat their house before, but now I am not happy when I support myself and don't look at her face, she has something wrong!?" ”

As he spoke, a voice came from a distance: "Husband! Who's wrong? ”

When I looked up, Boss Shi and his wife were slowly coming towards us with an old lady in their arms.

The old lady wore gold and silver, and looked like the Empress Dowager Cixi.

When Boss Shi saw it, he went up and pointed at the old lady's nose angrily: "You still dare to come!?" ”

"Huh!?"

The old lady looked inexplicable: "Why can't I come to my daughter's house?" Shi Tiandong, what do you mean? ”

"What do I mean?"

Boss Shi backhanded Wu Guojun and threw it in front of the old lady: "What do you mean?" What do you mean by this nephew? ”

The old lady's face did not change, and she rolled her eyes in disdain: "I don't know what you said?" ”

His wife was also anxious: "Husband, you are crazy, do you dare to contradict our mother?" ”

"It's not!"

Boss Shi pointed at the old lady and Huang Mao: "You first ask him what he did!" ”

"She asked him to hang around on our pig farm in clothes that fed the dead pigs, and my newly bought pigs died a dozen overnight, what do you think they want to do?"

"Mom?"

Boss Shi's wife looked shocked and looked at the old lady incredulously: "Is it true?" ”

The old lady clasped her hands and did not speak.

"You still don't admit it!"

Boss Shi turned on the recording on his mobile phone, and the voice of Huang Mao just now immediately sounded in the tape recorder: "My aunt said that since you married into their family, you will eat their food and use their own." Usually she looks like she has low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, but now she has a hard waist pole in a pig farm, and she dares to yell at her! Let me wear this dress to walk around your pig farm, and when the pigs are dead, you have nothing to see if you are still hard, as soon as you come to the door, your son-in-law dares to call her, she wants to give you some color to see! ”

When Boss Shi's wife heard this, she let go of the old lady's arm: "Mom, how can you do this?" ”

"Isn't it good for you that the winter is coming out? Do you have to let us gnaw at home every day, eat yours and use yours, and be angry with you from time to time, so that you are happy? ”

"That's right! I did it! ”

When the old lady saw that she couldn't rely on it, she simply admitted: "It's because I can't get used to Shi Tiandong's kid, and as soon as I have a little capital, I began to shout at me, this pig farm has not made a profit, so I don't take this old lady in my eyes, if I make some money in the future, then I won't fly to the sky?" ”

"Then you can't either...."

Boss Shi's wife was very helpless: "Isn't this a thousand injuries to the enemy and eight hundred self-losses?" ”

Boss Shi was also angry: "Idiot! ”

"How dare you scold me?"

The old lady was even more upset, and stood there and slowly spat out a few words: "Do you think that I did this to him because he disrespected me?" ”

After speaking, he turned to Boss Shi: "Do you think I don't know, in the past, you came to my room every night while I was asleep, and put a paper hat and bamboo pen on my head?" ”

"Rack paper hats and bamboo pens?"

Xie Sifei scratched his head with a confused expression: "What kind of copy is this?" Is there any practical use for it? ”

"Young people are shallow, don't you know?"

The old lady smoked a long pipe cigarette slowly: "This paper top that runs through the bamboo bones will break people's longevity!" ”

The people present were taken aback, and Xie Sifei turned to me even more: "Is it true?" ”

I nodded: "That's true." ”

Folklore has it that paper is the medium of communication between yin and yang, and the people in the underworld burn paper to fill the currency for the people in the underworld, and the people in the underworld wear paper clothes and shoes, and live in paper houses.

This paper hat is naturally also worn by people in the underworld.

If it's a single paper hat, it's nothing, and the key is to add a bamboo pen, which is equivalent to whoever brings it, who is sending a limit to the underworld, saying that it will reduce my yang longevity.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Qianqian on our street, who said that her eighty-year-old ancestor was seriously ill and came to the old man to tell fortunes.

The old man calculated that her ancestor had three days to live, and told her to prepare for the future.

Whatever he wants to eat and play, whatever he wants to do is fulfilled.

On the same day, Qianqian's family took the ancestor out of the hospital, listened to the old man's words, and asked Qianqian to push the ancestor to go to the dam to bask in the sun.

After Qianqian pushed the ancestor out, she took her book and did her homework on the side.

Maybe she was young and playful at the time, and this Qianqian didn't know what to think, so she spread out the book, folded it into a hat with a pen and put it on the head of the ancestor, and went to play with her friends.

When she came back, she found that the old ancestor had already lost his breath.

His family was puzzled afterwards and made trouble with the old man, saying that you clearly calculated the three days, why did my ancestor die that afternoon? You're not allowed to do this!

The old man had no choice but to tell them that the practice of putting paper on his head was originally to reduce his longevity.

Your ancestor saw that his life was approaching, and your family Qianqian still put a book on his head, didn't this force him to die early?

Who can be blamed?

I can only blame your family.

When their family heard it, they had to give up, but they were quite unwilling, it turned out that their ancestors were big families in the Republic of China, big, and they hid a lot of gold bars and silver dollars on the nearby mountains when they jumped in, and they left before they had time to say where they were.

Originally, after taking those gold and silver, their family could live a good life from now on, but as a result, Qianqian's book was gone.

How to say it, life.

"You're right,"

When the old lady heard this, she showed an appreciative expression: "I didn't expect you young man to understand this, you said that everyone has their own life, so my old woman's life should be taken by Shi Tiandong?" ”

Boss Shi's wife jumped to her feet: "Shi Tiandong! Is what my mom said true? ”