Physical education class once a week is a must-have class for freshmen and sophomores, and it is estimated that many people are very impressed by physical education class! When we were in junior high school, we both had a PE teacher who was very frail but very punctual. We started to get sick on time before the start of PE class, and then our PE class was helped by various enthusiastic teachers; In high school, physical education was the only class that our teachers didn't dare to occupy when we were in school, and it was the only class where we were completely relaxed. In the heavy study, whether it is a teacher or a student, subconsciously know that if you don't take this course, then it will arouse the anger of the masses! This is the last thing teachers want to see.

In contrast, physical education at university is only an optional course for college students, and if it weren't for the regulations of the Ministry of Education, many colleges and universities might not be able to offer this course. Groups of college students stay up all night, skip classes and stay in bed all day, smoking, drinking, and eating supper, all of which are often eroding their bodies. In recent years, the physical examination reports of college students have fully demonstrated their prostrated bodies, and many of them fainted on the spot during the kilometer run, and some even died while running.

It is true that the bodies of college students are fragile, but our focus today is not on discussing these. The physical education class in our school is roughly divided into three types, one is to escape at any time, one is not to dare to escape, and the last is to be unwilling to escape. The PE teacher in my class was a boxing class.

The original intention of choosing boxing classes is just that as a man, if you don't choose these passionate courses, do you want to choose some dancing classes that look soft and weak? It's true that this kind of thinking is too straight for a straight man, but it doesn't affect it, and this boxing class has become a thing that I don't want to skip class.

When it was close to five o'clock, it was almost time for class to end, and the teacher who taught fitness and bodybuilding was already sitting in the stands on the school playground and setting up a gantry formation with his students. Although the fat man said that he was not a fitness and bodybuilder, the teacher who took him was also staying with Li Zhanping, listening to Li Zhanping's conversation, and the fat man also listened with great interest.

Li Zhanping pointed to the students in the distance and said: "The physical fitness of the current students is really poor, you look at them, I can beat them twenty by myself!" ”

The students at the bottom began to heckle, and one of them said, "Teacher, no, you are so good?" ”

"What am I lying to you doing, look at those students, their arms are as thin as! Can you fight? Li Zhanping said solemnly.

Some of the students at the bottom asked, "Then you think like us, how many can you fight alone?" ”

Li Zhanping said with a sigh: "You guys are a little better, I can beat you ten by myself!" ”

The bottom began to coax again, and Li Zhanping pretended to be serious: "Don't believe it, but where are the people who are better than me?" As he spoke, he pointed to the place where the punch was. The students also followed the direction of Li Zhanping's finger and forgot about the past.

Li Zhanping looked at Gu Ping, who was taking us in the distance, and said, "Have you seen it? He can beat me ten by himself! ”

The fat man looked at the great god when he heard this, and then tried his best to hold back the unconcealable pleasure in his heart, and made a very awkward expression as if to say: "Do you hear, I'm going to hit ten!" The great god also raised his eyebrows in response: "Don't force it, if you have a kind, you can go up!" The fat man responded: "Your sister, hurry up and cash in the meal you owe me!" The great god grinned and gestured: "You win, I'll give you ten copies!" The fat man looked at him with disdain: "Goun, get out!" ”

At this time, we were completely unaffected by what was happening here, not only because we couldn't hear it from a distance, but also because Gu Ping in front of us was attracting all our attention, and we didn't feel anything about external objects.

A few days before the physical education class, the third master rushed to our dormitory and ran through the door, and I don't know where to say the third master mentioned: "Do you see, every day on the playground, there is a person who looks like a dwarf winter melon, holding a sword and punching." ”

Ye Ruffian heard it and said: "That's it, that person is funny, when I went to the radio room, I heard him punching at the flag platform, what did he shout!" ”

Lan Ruffian also interjected and said: "I also saw it, I really took a big sword, and I walked very well!" I heard them say that this person really knows martial arts! ”

When the fat man heard this, he said, "Where can I hear hearsay, but when I passed by there, I also heard him screaming, and he screamed like a second fool!" Whew, whew, haha, you didn't see the girls next to you laughing. ”

As soon as he heard the topic of a woman, Wang Yacheng dropped the mobile phone in his hand and said: "Lan Chao, I said, you went to the playground to see the beauties, no wonder you are so active at this time of the day." ”

Due to the addition of Wang Yacheng, the direction of the topic has successfully shifted to other places......

But to be honest, I haven't seen Gu Ping himself before, and I didn't know that the teacher who taught us boxing was Gu Ping himself, because of the topic about Gu Ping provoked by the third master before, it made me a lot less interested in boxing at that time.

When it came to the first class, Lan Yu and I took the same course, changed our clothes early and ran to the playground to wait for the class to start. There are still a lot of people in the class, tall, short, fat and thin, but the exciting thing is that there are still a lot of girls in our class, and the key is that they are not bad. All of a sudden, I became more interested in PE again!

Jingle bells, jingle bells...... After the class bell rang, because it was a combined class, there was no representative, so we stood scattered on the flag platform and waited for Gu Ping's arrival.

Sure enough, Gu Ping lived up to expectations and came to the runway shortly after the bell rang, only to see the man's dark skin, a shaved flat head, the corners of his eyes raised, his eyebrows as thick as fingers, the middle and vertical lines squeezed out of his forehead, coupled with thick nostrils and thick lips, like the face of an ancient military general. Looking at the thick calves, the broad back, and the explosive arm muscles, it is a little short, which is really a bit minus.

Carrying the so-called sword, it was sonorous, and before it reached our team, it was the first to say: "Hello students! The sound was so thick that it was like a cow humming, and the girls in front of it didn't dare to listen with their ears.

Gu Ping put the sword in his hand on the flag stand, and put down the shoulder bag printed with serving the people on his body, then walked up to look at us and said: "What's the whole thing, not a single line is lined up!" Here's who the sports commissioner is. ”

After speaking, we looked at each other, and there must have been no sports committee members among them, otherwise they all stood up early. Gu Ping saw that no one was a sports commissioner, so he said: "No, those people, there is not a single sports commissioner, you are going to finish." Do you know that in the past, all the sports committee members cried and begged to take my class, and I wanted to see if anyone could do it, and if it didn't work, I would just drive him away and let him go to other teachers. I'm not going to teach people who can't! ”

As soon as I heard this, I thought: It's really different, I must have come to the right place.

Gu Ping swept us and continued: "Since there is no sports committee, then you should have a squad leader or a squad cadre here, right?" ”

Now the crowd began to stir, it seems that there are still a few class cadres in our class, after saying that, it was intermittent and a few people said that they were class cadres, Gu Ping looked at one of them and said: "It's you, they will all be in charge of this physical education class in the future." It's up to you to be okay, not everyone else. "How can this be embarrassed by other people's feelings, after saying it so directly, it doesn't shy away from it, it seems that only powerful people dare to say this about others.

After speaking, Gu Ping continued: "Let's get the queue up first, and run around the playground for five laps." "Huh?" In private, the girls began to complain to each other, Gu Ping looked at it and said: "Don't shout, girls are also five circles, you see that your college students' physique is too poor, you should exercise more." Don't talk about it, run away. ”

The girl saw that it was useless to say anything, so the representative took us to the top of the track to see that it was running, snorting, we hadn't run for a long time, we came to such a fierce amount of exercise, it was really unacceptable for a while, but fortunately, my previous foundation was hard enough. The boy is a little better, but the girl is rare to say, after running, her face is red, she is out of breath, and she sits on the ground regardless of her image.

Gu Ping said with his magical smile: "You young people, it's really not good, you are tired like this after running so little, if I saw that the apprentice was not good before, I would have passed with one palm." ”

After everyone recovered a little time, Gu Ping instructed the representative to do a warm-up exercise before class. I took it right away, I didn't do warm-up exercises before running, isn't it a little late to do it now? That's it, obviously!

I thought that when I finished doing these things, Gu Ping should not be like this when he really taught us boxing, but what I never thought was that Gu Ping's understanding of boxing was really half-hearted, half-understood. What punches, poses, how to slide and how to protect your head, it's basically whatever you want. Maybe it's still taught to us according to the method of martial arts.

When he finished the first lesson and found that we didn't understand anything, he told us to get a fist glove and talk to each other as a team. Instead, he watched us punch each other, and he didn't even correct our posture in the slightest.

Everyone was tired, so Gu Ping went to rest under the shade of the tree, and then the main topic came. I saw Gu Ping sitting on the flag stand and then began to say enthusiastically: "Do you know? Boxing is not my strong suit, I used to teach martial arts. Maybe the martial arts are too profound, and it will take a long time of teaching to understand a little bit, if I practice to this level, it is estimated that it will take decades of kung fu! ”

One of our expressive students said, "Teacher, what is your current level?" ”

I saw Gu Pingyun say lightly: "How can I say it at this level, grandmaster level!" A dozen ordinary people couldn't get close to me at all. Ordinary people can easily subdue them with one move. ”

The students below smiled and exchanged heads with each other, and I also watched Lan Ruffian and Huang Jun let out my disbelieving looks, and Lan Ruffian responded and said, "Bragging! ”

I saw that Gu Ping didn't seem to believe us when he saw us, so in order to prove what he said, he started to talk again: "Don't believe it, there wasn't a student here before, his thing, not a thing, holding a knife and kidnapping a girl. When I saw it, many people were afraid to come closer, and I thought to myself, no, go on like this, so I stood up and shouted, 'Hey! You're not a good student, what do you want to do! But the student didn't have the slightest intention of letting go, so I slapped him to the ground with one slap while he wasn't looking! I only used one percent of my strength at that time, and he fell to the ground and couldn't move, I'm afraid that if I have to use a lot of strength, this student may not survive! ”

The feeling of saying it can at least be imagined, not so unreliable, so we will be suspicious of each other and say to each other: "Lan ruffian, you said this is not true, it feels a little suspenseful." ”

Lan Ruffian crooked one and said, "Maybe it's true, you see that he obviously has practiced." ”

I nodded thoughtfully. When the other people were discussing, they felt that the atmosphere underground was very warm, and they forgot what the underground classmates thought at that time, and they probably doubted it.

But Gu Pingjiao didn't think so, and when he saw the appearance of the students below, he thought that the students were all amazed by what he said, so he suddenly became energetic and immediately told us another story. Gu Ping swallowed his saliva and continued: "Another time, I lived upstairs with a couple of teachers from our school, and the two of them were very irritable and often fought at every turn. But the two of them were kind of sorted out by me. The skills are still in the past, and the personalities of the two of them are unacceptable. Another time they began to quarrel again, hammering each other, just starting with a fist and kick, but after a while, they took out their knives and slashed each other. At this time, I happened to go home, and when I saw this, I began to persuade him. But what they didn't expect was that instead of listening, the two of them became more and more energetic. I saw that it would not work if I continued like this, and it happened that I had my sword, so I picked out their swords with two simple moves. Then he began to persuade them bitterly. Fortunately, in the end, they finally listened to me, calmed down and went back to cooking! ”

Gu Ping looked at us and said: "You said that these two people also have a bit of martial arts foundation, but they have no power to fight back in front of me, don't you say that the level of my martial arts is not the level of a grandmaster?" ”

This is also too, how can there be two people, fight every day, and when they meet, they will carry knives to each other. Even if there is this, life has become like this, and there is no divorce, so what a strange combination it should be. Anyway, I didn't believe it when I was killed, and the people next to me definitely didn't believe it, after all, this is seriously out of our cognition, and it is simply unconvincing. That's when we started to doubt everything the teacher in front of us was saying. But it just so happened that it was time for class to end, so Gu Ping disbanded us after a few hasty words!

After class, I still think it's quite interesting, if you don't take what Gu Ping said seriously, it's just a pastime, it's pretty good, so we immediately decided, this teacher's class must not escape, it's really interesting. I thought: Next time in physical education class, it will definitely be more interesting than today's physical education class, I want to see what more interesting things this Gu Ping can tell us.

With this in mind, we came to the second period of physical education, and at first it was the same as the first period, but with a slight change. The warm-up was ahead of running, which made our running a little bit better.

After the foreplay is done, it's time for daily bragging. This time, our students first asked the question: "Teacher, I heard you say that you are so good, so what kind of kung fu did you learn?" ”

Gu Ping said with a smile when he heard this: "Oh, what kind of kung fu it is, I can't tell you clearly." Anyway, I learned a little bit of Shaolin martial arts at the beginning. But later, I felt that Shaolin's martial arts were just like that, nothing powerful, so I turned my head to learn other martial arts. ”

Hearing this, the other students asked again: "The martial arts of Shaolin Temple are not good, so what martial arts are you learning the best!" ”

Gu Ping continued to reply: "The martial arts of Shaolin Temple are simply flower fists and embroidered legs, if you want to say that the best kung fu should be the thing I went to the United States to learn Jeet Kune Do, I don't see these things in the end, so I set up my own door to create a new martial art - ****** (forgive me, I can't remember the name, anyway, it's a bit thunderous). ”

When the students heard this, they really couldn't sit still, and even said that Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do was not good, which was probably unspeakable, so there was an uproar below. "You've been to the U.S. and you've created a new way there? Is it true? I don't know who asked.

"Hey, you kid, why don't you believe it? You know, no, I'm very famous in the United States, and I was the president of the American Martial Arts Association. Don't believe it, the current president of the United States personally asked me to teach him the boxing techniques I created. Gu Ping said lightly again, his eyes were not in a trance, and he didn't blink at all.

"Teacher, do you still know Oba Ma? Is it true? He also asked you to learn martial arts, why don't I believe it. I don't know who asked.

Gu Ping was a little anxious now, and he must have to explain if he was not trusted: "What am I lying to you for!" I'll send you an email with Oba Ma when I get back later, and I'll show you what he's going to do next class. But then again, Xiao Ao really has two strokes, and he learns kung fu on his feet quite quickly. Did you see that video? ”

"Which video?" Several people, including me, asked.

Gu Ping continued: "It's the video screen where he got off the podium and kicked the door open, that's what I taught him." ”

"Oh!" When the underground students heard this, one of them said in a sarcastic tone: "Teacher, you have such a hard relationship!" Then why did you think of teaching in our school? ”

"yes, yes!" A few more students asked along with the question.

Gu Ping said with a smile: "People who practice martial arts don't care about these at all, I just want to teach, here is willing to give me this opportunity, and I am willing to come, why not." I'm talking about me, I don't want to rely on relationships, if I rely on relationships, then Xi, Jinping, Xi, Jinping, Xi, Jinping, Xi, ”

When you hear this, your heart is already happy, it's so interesting, you can also get it in, it's really out of breath and blushing, it sounds as exciting as the real thing!

In order to prove that his words were not false, Gu Ping said again: "Do you know how the name of the Liaoning came from? ”

I thought to myself: The Liaoning has something to do with you, and I would love to hear what you have to say. So everyone said, "I don't know." ”

Gu Ping raised his voice and said, "It's right if I don't know, because this is a top secret." At that time, General Secretary Xi made a mistake when naming China's first aircraft carrier, and he didn't know what to call it. So he called me and said, 'What do you think should be the name of our aircraft carrier?' So I said to him, 'Just call Liaoning!' So Xi immediately decided on this name! ”

In a word, blowing about the dead does not pay for life, bragging and not breaking the law, and not paying taxes. This Teacher Gu Ping is really how big the sky is, how big his heart is, he dares to blow anything, he can blow anything, and he can't accept it.

In the years that followed, although many students skipped his classes, I didn't skip a single class anyway. At the end of each class, I will tell the vigorous stories in Gu Ping's mouth to our dormitories, and treat them as a kind of pastime and entertainment when I can't sleep at night. I really have to say, that is, it delights our body and mind, and broadens our imagination, the train can't be chased, the cowhide can't be blown, it's amazing!