My face was hot, "Don't hold it at this time, if you have anything to say, say it quickly." ”

If it had been someone else, especially a blind man's vernacular, I would have been annoyed by such verbose. But the old slippery head said a lot in a row, no matter which sentence he wanted, it was really not in vain.

I admire this old thing more and more in my heart, people are ruthless enough, the brain is really fast, and he has his unique set of words, no matter where he starts, he can always arouse people's cheeks and make people listen to him with their ears pricked up.

The old slippery head reached out and touched the wall of the cave, and raised his hand in front of me, "Tide." This shows that the fairy meat was originally staying here, and it smelled the smell of the living, so it woke up and went up to make a fool of people.

You have to admit that this soup master is the most yang among us. The fairy meat woke up so quickly, he had to 'record the first class'. But you also heard him say just now, he was playing dead for a while!

The time when he pretended to be dead, was it the time when we were around the brazier to grab donkey meat? You ponder, you ponder! ”

When I think about it, it really seems like this.

The old slippery head clapped his hands, "Let's not care who the one who gave Tang Ye a trick now, let's just say that Tang Ye finally couldn't hold his breath, and as soon as he gasped, he was cut off by the fairy meat." After that, Master, you and Wei Dana followed here, isn't the fairy meat so terrifying? Even as if he had any scruples, he didn't attack you directly, but took Tang Ye's coffin nail and tricked you down? ”

I shook my head vigorously, "Wait, I think we've got to get it straight." Just when what you said is right, then you can tell me first, during the time when Brother Tang faked his death, why didn't anyone look for fairy meat, only you? ”

The old slippery head rolled his eyes: "You said that you won't let me hold you, then don't blame me for hurting you." Use your brains, your eyelids droop, and look at yourself. Cover your heart and ask, are you an ordinary person? It's true that your breath is hot, but it's the breath of the yang world, or the breath of the underworld, others don't know, can you still not know it?

Anyway, I didn't face it in front of outsiders, so I said it bluntly, I treat you as a master, just to see that you are not an ordinary person, and you can't even be considered a living person! Your yin qi is not a little heavier than yang qi, and the immortal meat is not a second stunned, why is it looking for you? Looking for Lord Yama to talk to him - looking for death?

Let's talk about the bearded guy who is good friends with you, let me tell you the truth, don't you like to listen to it, ask you: Is he human? If I say it's human, why can't I smell it from beginning to end? You also know what I do, I don't dare to say it than the others, I don't dare to say it on the side, I recognize the second uncle, and the old dog head in Sifang Town has to recognize Sun Mozi! I can't even smell the beard on his body, why did the fairy meat recruit him? ”

Perhaps it was uncomfortable that his crotch was wrapped in duct tape, so he scratched his belly vigorously, then snapped his fingers and said:

"It's true that the guy surnamed Di with you is a normal person, but his decay can simply anger the decaying ghost of a city. I wanted to ask you early in the morning, did he have his whole family dead, so that he would be that virtuous? is such a master, living people with a little eyesight are afraid to avoid it, what is the fairy meat looking for him? Looking for bad luck?

Master, do you still need me to talk about those two girls? Don't you say that I have already smelled it, the one who is good with you is a yin girl born in the lunar year, the moon and the cloudy day, and the one with the bearded eyebrows, is simply a dead ghost with the skin of a living person, right? Or an old ghost?

You are so full of calculations, among the eight of us, only me, an old thing buried in the loess to the neck, and Wei Dana can make a pair, which is considered a normal person. But there is a treasure light on his chest, and he must have a treasure to ward off evil spirits!

After all the calculations, you should always know, why did that demon woman attack me, right? Hey, I'm wronged, I dare to love a group of young and strong people who are all fucking supported by Lord Yama, just my bad old man is raised by his stepmother, and being with you is the life of cannon fodder! ”

I was already tense, but when I heard his humbling and sarcastic complaints, I couldn't help but feel a lot more relaxed.

"Gentlemen, your hometown is not from the Northeast, right? Where's the man? ”

The old slippery head rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "Ming people don't say dark words, they are born and raised in the lower parts of Jiuhe." ”

Tang Yi couldn't help nodding again and said, "I heard it, you can whet people's appetite so much, your mouth must be the first in Jinmen, right?" ”

"Shut up!"

The old slippery head leaned forward suddenly, and gave him a mouth when he shook his hand, "You think we die slowly, do you have to lick the cheeks of Lord Yama and his daughter?" ”

Tang Yi's eyes showed a hint of ruthlessness, but it quickly flashed, arched his cheeks and turned his face to the side, and shone a flashlight on the position where he had just shot the dart.

The old slippery head bared his teeth at me and pointed to his hip bone, "Master, I really just want to take the opportunity to vent my evil anger, if it weren't for his surname Tang arching under my belly, Lao Tzu wouldn't have been fucking hurt like this, let alone be so low with any of you!" ”

He raised his chin at me, "Master, do you understand?" ”

I nodded, "I understand, you reward my brother with this slap, and I will pay you back ten times for him when I turn around." ”

"Enough!" The old slippery head picked up his thumb, "Hahaha, when do you settle the bill, I will cash it out at any time." But you have to admit that if you don't smoke this ear scraper, Lao Tzu will never be angry in his heart. This slap is down, now our brothers and grandfathers are good, but they are really grasshoppers on a rope! ”

I can see that this old slippery head is not only sharp-tongued, but also able to pinch people's hearts and eyes, and is also a serious 800 green skin (the name of the rogue in the Beijing and Tianjin area, also called the mixed star).

"Shall we continue what we just said?" The old slippery head raised an eyebrow at me.

"Go ahead."

The old slippery head nodded, "It's still the same sentence, I still don't know, this fairy meat is a god horse thing." But I can see how high and low it is, and I can see that it is a mother! I asked you to cover Tang Ye's yang fire, but I didn't take revenge on him for personal gain, you have to think, how can the immortal flesh be born underground, how can it be left to us where we are now? That's because it hasn't fully woken up yet! Above, it is almost the same as the yang energy below, it is stunned, and it doesn't know where to start first! ”

"You've got a heart." Under his guidance, I had already figured out some things, and said from the bottom of my heart: "Now we are all under your command, no matter what you say, we will never say anything." ”

"Good!"

The old slippery head looked grim, stretched out an index finger, drew a half circle in front of him, looked me squarely and said:

"I understand what you mean, as soon as this sentence comes out, it is to put everyone's lives on me. Whoever is short, I have to die. In this way, let's open up and say, I promise that you are all alive, and you have to give me a packing ticket, none of you seven can touch me! ”

As he spoke, he turned his head and looked at Tang Yi with one eye.

Tang Yi didn't reply, and made an 'OK' gesture with his backhand in front of my eyes.

I turned to the old slippery head and raised three fingers: "Swear by me?" ”

The old slippery head looked at me and said coldly: "Then I'm bothering you." ”

I immediately swore to the light without hesitation, not only to ensure that the seven of us would not hurt him again, but also to take the initiative to promise that even if other people or demons in the mountains were not good for him, as long as I had my life, I would definitely keep him safe first.

"What will happen to you if you break your oath?" The old slippery head burst out between his teeth.

"Then let me be torn apart by the black crow!"