Recently, I have been on a business trip for three months, and compared to when I first came to Nanjing, things at work are much easier. So he hurriedly reported to the boss and promised to give himself a week to go back to recuperate.

When I was leaving, I was going to call Wang Yayu, who is now a graduate student at Southern Institute of Technology, but I didn't expect this kid to bring me one, and he happened to go home and didn't have time. Is it so unfortunate? Go home, didn't you go on a blind date? With this in mind, I scolded the kid a few words, and then prepared something to bring home with me.

Every time I go home, I have to bring some local specialties, no matter how big or small, I can bring as many as I can, but the most important thing is to eat. Nanjing's Huaiyang cuisine is the place where it is promoted, but these dishes can't and can't be packed back from here, so I have to aim for other specialties.

Before the election, I also 'consulted' Wang Yayu, a kid, after all, he is also a native of Jiangsu. But what I didn't expect was that this kid was completely unfamiliar with his own specialty snacks, and he didn't know how to recommend one or two interesting specialties for a long time. So I had to ridicule him, I said: "You boy, such a foodie, when I came to Nanjing, you came to my side, and asked me to cook some Sichuan delicious food for you, eat and drink, and pack it away." As a result, I asked you to recommend some Nanjing specialties to me, but I can't name one for half a day, or are you not from Nanjing? ”

I didn't expect him to say this, so I quickly checked on the Internet, and found that Wang Yacheng couldn't answer and it was not strange, I don't know if my way of checking was wrong, or if I checked it inaccurately, and found that there were not so many specialties to eat that Nanjing could bring back. In the end, I had to pick a few of Nanjing's most famous ducks as gifts to bring back this time.

With these boiled ducks, I wanted to get on the plane as soon as possible, but I encountered a typhoon, the flight was cancelled, and finally I had to change to a high-speed train hastily. I couldn't help but sigh helplessly: Cooked duck, I originally wanted to take you to fly this time, but I didn't expect to be unable to take it this time, and I couldn't see the cooked duck flying, hey!

Although the plane failed on this flight, the high-speed rail finally did not disappoint me. After eight or nine hours of bumpy driving, I finally arrived in Chengdu, then changed two more cars, and finally arrived at my home.

When I got home, it was already about ten o'clock, and I quickly became tired from the exertion of the car and the night, and after exchanging some things with my parents, I washed up and went to bed.

Although I am very sleepy, I still don't fall asleep, and I am still a little excited before I go to bed, while planning how to use the next few days to have a good pastime, while seeing if there are buddies and friends I know at home who can make an appointment to meet and get drunk a few times. In the midst of these thoughts, I slept until the next morning.

It would be nice if everything could go as people wanted, but if things didn't go as planned, I found them this time. When I woke up early in the morning, I suddenly had a pain in my lower abdomen, so my dad quickly drove me to the hospital. The result of a first examination was acute appendicitis, and he also suffered from stones. The pain made me lose the energy to complain, and the hospital immediately arranged for me to operate. By the time I woke up, I was lying quietly in bed.

The doctor's order is that I will stay in the hospital for the next few days, and at this time I only have endless helplessness, what is the plan? What to drink and eat meat, is that I think too much. It was quite boring during the few days in the hospital, and my dad's friends, who learned about my condition, occasionally came to visit me, always came to the hospital with a big bag of things, and ended up filling my hospital cabinet with stuff. Fortunately, I didn't tell anyone else the news that I was back in the hospital, otherwise it would have been another wave of people.

When no one is around, I listen to the doctor's advice and move carefully around the floor. My favorite thing is to sit next to the nurse's desk, which is a bit like a café. To be honest, it is quite a feeling to sit there, whether it is to look at the scenery outside the window, or to look at all kinds of people sitting and walking, and the key is that there are beautiful and lovely nurses and young ladies can be seen, and suddenly I feel that life should be like this!

In the sitting crowd, there is always a group of children gathered around, either holding their parents' mobile phones, or holding their own pads to play with the so-called masterpieces of certain manufacturers. It's called a lot of fun, and it's hot in the sky. Looking at this group of children, the oldest is only 8 or 9 years old, and the youngest is estimated to be 3 or 4 years old. I can't help but think about what I was playing with when I was their age.

As soon as I thought of this, many memories of my childhood suddenly appeared in my mind, as if I had experienced it all over again. I guess the most of these memories will be reserved for arcades, which made up the vast majority of my childhood. When I was a kid, I didn't have much money, so I could buy two coins in the arcade for 5 dimes, and I could play happily for an hour or two. The friendship between friends, the feelings between classmates have become better with the enthusiasm of the arcade. At the same time, we don't know how many times we were beaten by our families in order to play games, and we were pulled out of the arcade hall many times by our ears in public, but these still did not change our enthusiasm for arcade machines. In the end, it developed to the next day, and I had to play two games of arcade before the exam to keep my mind alive and get better results. If you don't take it, this exam is definitely not better than the one you have ever taken.

When I think of this, I smile in my heart, and my wound hurts a little when I laugh. When I thought about exams, I suddenly thought of this chapter of the book on final exams that I had been thinking about a few days ago, and my mind went back to this section of my college's final exams. I have to admit that the human mind is indeed an unusually powerful thing, two things that are very far apart, and unconsciously think of the other thing from the original thing through the connection in the middle. However, the impact of the arcade on my exams was by no means instantaneous, and its influence was even related to my college exams.

The university exam is no better than any previous exam, and the only people who care about your score are yourself and those who are looking forward to seeing you fail in college. In this hard environment, except for those college tyrants who pursue scholarships, most of the rest of the people are satisfied with their scores if they can give them a pass, and not many people care about getting higher scores.

For myself, I am the kind of person who likes to compete, and my competitive mentality always fills me with fighting spirit every time I take an exam before university. But in an environment like university, I suddenly feel that the exam is not interesting, and I can't add some sense of presence to the class because of the score of the exam. So for the first time, I thought that exams were such a boring process.

Although I have lost the mentality of competition, I still have to take care of the most basic things, and I can't just fail the exam because it is not interesting, but I will repeatedly waste some time on making up classes. With this in mind, I took my first final exam at university, and my second exam at university.

Engineering drawing, a painless subject, is completely unfocused on me as a learner. So I hastily took my drawing tools and exam tools, and went to the exam classroom with a group of people in the dormitory. When passing by the table tennis table, the test god snowman, these people did not forget to stop and worship religiously. Seeing their actions, I just thought they were really funny, so I hurriedly urged them to go. It's a pity that they didn't take my words to heart at all, and still worshipped the so-called snow statue of the god unhurriedly, and Lupi was still wondering why I didn't worship, I deliberately wanted to show something unique?

Too lazy to argue, and by the time they were done, we finally set off for our battlefield. By the time we entered the classroom, I noticed that we were the last to arrive in our dormitory, and everyone else had already started reviewing the engineering drawing books on their desks. Whether it is the idea of solid knowledge points before the exam, or the preparation of the scumbags with a fluke mentality, it makes this exam feel very important.

But in such an environment, although the person in front of me was holding a book, he was always aimlessly searching for the knowledge points in the book, and then took out his own notes and put them on his desk. Unfortunately, the desk was too small, and it was soon filled with the cheat sheets he had made. At this time, the man was halfway through the book, so he helplessly threw his book and pen to the side of the table and began to sigh.

It was during this time that the man suddenly turned his head to see how the rest of the room was performing, and finally fixed his eyes on me. At this time, I remembered that in the first English placement test in college, this person was in a seat in front of me, and I didn't think there was anything. What I didn't expect was that this person not only handed in the paper a lot of time in advance, but also walked with great confidence. At that time, my adrenaline surged in an instant, and I thought to myself: boy, okay, I also said that I would be the first person to hand in the paper, but I didn't expect that there would be someone more powerful than me. So I hurriedly answered my final questions, and then handed my test paper to the teacher in a panic, and then left the classroom confidently.

The person who was able to hand in the English test paper so early before me had the impression that this person was absolutely awesome. Just as his eyes fell on me, this man saw that I was not reading, and he seemed to mutter. I was also a little hairy at this person, and I was guessing what this person was going to do.

I saw that this person finally spoke, and asked tentatively in a very unconfident tone, "Why are you not prepared?" ”

I didn't think about it and answered: "I've already prepared, what else do I need to prepare?" ”

The person immediately said happily: "Dude, can you take care of me in the exam later?" ”

When I heard this, I was first confused, then amazed, then questioned, and finally flat. At that time, I thought about this person and thought about a lot of things, and finally I just said in a flat tone: "Okay! ”

The man smiled and seemed satisfied, then turned around and continued his impromptu cramming.

Five minutes before the exam, the invigilator came to the classroom with a sealed test paper. There wasn't much nonsense when they met, and they said directly: "Everyone puts the books, papers and other things in their drawers on the podium." If there's anything on the table, wipe it off with an eraser. Don't say that the teacher doesn't remind you, if there is something on your desk when the time comes, we will count your test paper score as 0 points! ”

"Huh? Why don't you wipe things off your desk? Hurry up and wipe it off! Just leave the exam room without wiping! "When the teacher was handing out the divided test papers to the people in the first row, he saw the cheat sheet that the person in front of me had made earlier, so he warned him about this. When this person first heard what the teacher said on the podium, he was hesitant to wipe it or not, but when he didn't wipe it with luck, the teacher saw it again.

When I thought that this person was going to erase his work with great reluctance, I didn't expect this person to be very resolute and decisive, and he acted very directly to erase his cheat sheet, while pretending to say: "Whoever got the stuff, it's really hard to erase." The teacher saw the man's actions, and did not leave his sight because he showed such great righteousness, but really waited until he finished wiping it before handing his roll into his hands.

Who can be blamed for this treatment? It's just that the performance is too outstanding, and the teacher just happened to catch up, so it's to blame who told you to sit in the first row, and who told you to be the number one in the class? Ha ha!

In the interval between the passing of the scroll, this person took advantage of this gap and whispered with a more earnest gaze than before: "It's all up to you!" I smiled and nodded, passed the paper to my classmates in the back, and began to answer.

Half an hour later, I watched the invigilator get what was going on, and then poked the back of the person in front of me while they weren't looking. This person is not a new hand, he knew what I meant in an instant, and then he glanced back quickly, found the answer in his hand, and then took the thing out of my hand with lightning speed. Then, as if he had obtained a treasure, he carefully transcribed it on his own volume.

Defeat is also No. 1, success is also No. 1, who called the No. 2 behind you is me! Who told me to be the kind of student dick who loves to help others? It was certainly not my style to stay in the classroom for the rest of the day, so I packed up my things and handed my exam paper to the invigilator.

"Are you sure you don't want to look at it any more?" The invigilator asked?

"It's useless to see more!" After that, I took my school bag, put my things in it as I walked, and then went straight back to my dormitory, turned on the computer, and watched the movie.

After a while, the people in the dormitory returned to the dormitory with a companion and asked how the test was? I think it's probably because engineering drawing isn't too difficult, so the answer I got was that the topic was not painful and not difficult. So everyone didn't pay much attention.

On the contrary, after a period of time, the person in front of me, that is, the person with the number 1 in the class, this person is called Pang Jian, and we usually call him a slut. He was a native of Tianjin, and he came to our bedroom with a black-rimmed glasses, and then used his accent with a cocked tongue and a very thick nasal voice: "Brother Zhuang, I answered with them just now, and found that they were basically the same." I didn't expect you to be a top student, so I really have hope after that! "I'm happy while talking.,I guess it's really the reason he said.。

I smiled and said, "It's okay, mess with my brother, I have meat to eat, and I will definitely give you bones to gnaw!" ”

Then the slut just nodded happily.

Of course, I definitely didn't say this, I forgot what I said at the time, but when the slut heard it, he only said: "Then the next start is all up to you!" ”

I smiled and nodded, and then the slut left our dorm room in high spirits, and then it was gone.

After all, English and college physics still rely on the foundation of high school, although I can't get any high scores, but it's definitely no problem to pass. The slut did as he wished, and I handed him the answer every time I finished the question. After the exam, he thanked me as always. So far, I've relied on a total of three courses, and although the questions are not too difficult, I always feel that something is missing during the exam, until I finally found that missing feeling when the high math course came.

For the final exam, there is a saying in the university that whether you fail the final exam or not depends on your hard work in the last two weeks. Therefore, I usually don't read books and study frantically two weeks before the exam. Not to mention the very difficult course of advanced mathematics. Regarding high mathematics, there is such a saying among major colleges and universities - there is a tree in the university, and I hung it from my freshman year to my senior year, and this tree is high mathematics! It can be seen what kind of status high mathematics has in the minds of college students!

Out of awe of the painstaking summaries of my predecessors, I naturally didn't dare to take the course of advanced mathematics lightly, so I also planned to use the next week to prepare and review the knowledge points of advanced mathematics. And the level of revision of the people in our dormitory is naturally not a problem.

Finally, it was the last night before the high math exam, and at this time, all of us in the dormitory were seriously revising. I was also looking at what I thought I had turned the book through, but I continued to read it impatiently. I can only say that I am helpless about this, the whole dormitory is concentrating on reviewing, if I am concentrating on playing in the dormitory at this time, wouldn't I become the target of public criticism? So I had to suppress myself for a while.

At this time, the slut suddenly visited our dormitory, and when he saw my seemingly concentrated review, he was naturally very happy, and then happily greeted me, and left a sentence: "Brother Zhuang is studying?" I won't bother you, look at it," and then happily went back to his bedroom.

After the slut was gone, I started to read the high math books tirelessly, and suddenly it occurred to me that the way I used to improve my spirit in the exam was to play two arcade games before the exam. It's no wonder that I always felt that something was missing in the previous exams, and it turned out that this was what was missing!

I finally knew why, and then I was thinking: arcades, arcades, there is no arcade near here, so what should I do? While thinking like this, he sighed unconsciously: "Hey! ”

The others didn't react, but Lupi poked his head out of the bed and asked on my bed, "Zhuang'er!" What's wrong? Too hard? ”

I looked at Lupi's appearance, continued to breathe, and said listlessly: "It's not too difficult, but it's too boring, it's just boring!" I think I'm going to play the arcade now! ”

Luppi showed his trademark smile and said, "Hee-hee! I'm also bored, and I don't have any energy to read books, so why don't we go online for a while? ”

Internet access, this idea is really impatient, just now I only thought of the arcade when I was a child, why didn't I think of the Internet can also be accessed? So I excitedly said, "Go online!" Let's go! ”

Lupi didn't expect me to answer so decisively, so he tentatively asked again: "Really?" ”

I said in an affirmative tone, "Of course it's true, do you think I'm playing tricks?" Why don't you go! ”

Lupi was originally joking, but I didn't expect the joke to be on the point, and when I heard me say this, I was also beaten with chicken blood, so I threw the book on my lap and jumped off the bed: "Let's go!" Go online! ”

"Then what are you waiting for, put on your shoes and let's go!" With that, I dropped my book and started putting on my shoes.

The fat man on the other side began to be uncalm at this time, and said in a persuasive tone: "You want to go to the Internet?" I advise you not to go, it's hard to be careful about failing the high math exam! ”

At this time, Lupi and I were already dressed, looked at the fat man and said, "Look at the wool!" Fatty, why don't you go online with us? ”

The fat man's lust seemed to be ignited, but his calmness suddenly went down again, and he just said, "Don't go, I don't want to hang up!" I advise you not to go. ”

At that time, I couldn't listen to his words at all, so I just hurriedly said: "If you don't go, don't go, read well!" Here we go. After that, Luppi and I happily went to the blog. When I got to the blog, I found out that the exam was still quite beneficial, this is not usually overcrowded Internet cafes, and there are so many empty machines at this time, so we don't have to wait in line at this time!

After finishing on the net, I was finally satisfied, and my restless mood calmed down a lot, and I returned to my bedroom with Lupi. At this time, only Erwazi was still reading seriously, and the others had already fallen asleep on their beds. Naturally, we were sleepy after going online, so we fell asleep after washing.

On the day of the high math exam, listening to the wake-up bell of the second child, we also got up. I look at Lupi, she's in pretty good spirits. And I myself feel clear-headed, and I am not affected by the late hours of the Internet at night.

"You're awesome, and you're going to the Internet!" Ye Yu passed by my bed and Lupi and said.

The fat man also said, "You guys are so skinny? What time did you guys last night? ”

Lupile said hehehe: "It seems to be a little, I don't remember clearly, but the second brother is awesome, we were still reading when we came back." ”

The second brother said happily: "No, I'm not waiting for you!" ”

Lan Yu suddenly laughed and said, "Yesterday, I went to Wu Shuo's dormitory and sighed to them that you still have the leisure to go online before the two exams, which is really good!" And guess what? ”

The fat man said, "What's the matter?" It's not that Pang Jian is going crazy, right? ”

Lan Ruffian smiled even brighter: "The guess is right, as soon as I said it, the people in their dormitory praised the bull criticism, but Pang Jianke couldn't sit still, and clamored to go to the blog to find Liu Dazhuang." Hahaha! ”

Looking at Lan Ruffian's appearance, it is estimated that it is not much worse, Lan Ruffian choked up with laughter, and then continued: "Seeing Pang Jian like this, I will tell him that Liu Dazhuang dares to go to the Internet, which means that it must be foolproof, so you must not be happy and happy, go to someone." After I said this, Pang Jian was relieved. Hahaha! ”

"Still talking, the time is almost up, do you want to go?" The second baby looked at the time on the phone and urged us that the time was almost too late. So we quickly packed up our things, got up a little late, and we didn't have time to eat breakfast, so we went straight to the classroom for the high school math exam.

As soon as we arrived, Pang Jian's eyes lit up as soon as he saw me, and then he asked eagerly: "Brother Zhuang, I heard that you went to the Internet with Zhang Lu yesterday." ”

I said with a blank face, "yes, what's wrong?" ”

The slut suddenly raised his voice: "Your hearts are really big, this is a high number, how are you preparing?" ”

I saw a trace of anxiety in the slut's eyes, so I said seriously: "It's okay, it's just that after playing, you will be clear-headed, and you will do well in the test!" ”

The slut must not understand my behavior, but he had no choice but to say eagerly: "Then there will be no problem with the exam later, right?" ”

I smiled: "No problem, what if there is a problem?" ”

The slut said with a serious expression: "Brother Zhuang, don't scare me!" I'm scared! ”

"Forget it, I won't tease you, don't worry, I'll just leave the answer to you when the time comes," I said with a smile.

The slut was relieved before turning his head back.

Sure enough, the feeling of yes was found back, and I instantly felt that the answers were relaxed, and when I finished handing the answers in my hands to the slut, I also deliberately teased the slut. I deliberately dragged the time of the answer delivery backwards, and the slut's performance did not live up to my expectations, and he kept fidgeting and looking behind me, and the movement almost caught the teacher's attention.

So I naturally didn't want to see such a thing happen, and I was amused enough, I poked the slut's back as before, and the slut couldn't wait for a long time, and instantly pinched the answer in the palm of his hand. At this moment, I seemed to see the tears in his eyes, what is called gratitude, I guess this is the situation.

After all the exams were over, except for the fat man and the second brother, the rest of the people in the dormitory had passed all the classes without danger. And suddenly felt that fate was playing tricks, and the fat man happened to hang the course of high mathematics, and it was not surprising that the second baby's English was poor. The slut also passed all the classes because of my help, and when the results came out, he kept thanking me. And I just said silently: "I'm Lei Feng!" ”

In the future exams, I have to more or less activate my mind before the exam, either exercising or playing games, anyway, every time I come down like this, the exam can always get the expected score. Is this a special psychological suggestion? There is no way to know. But since I got my backer, the slut's exam career has been going well. This is not in the limited energy, he also used his energy to assist Lao Kai. You said that passing an exam by yourself is not awesome, so on the basis of your own pass, you have to assist two people and help them pass, is this considered an achievement? (PS: Cheating on exams is an act that is not recommended, but fortunately, it can only be taken out on college exams.) warn everyone not to cheat with luck in the national exam, if you don't get caught, that's your luck; If you get caught, you may regret it for the rest of your life! (PS'PS: The technology for catching cheating is getting more and more advanced ^*^))