Chapter 32: Eating Chicken
King Liang, who is happily eating the second plate of chicken, Wan'er, you see that our son has finally opened his mind, is it easy for me? In the past few years, I have broken my heart for his normal development;
Look at the women in the room in the West Garden, all of them are hot and beautiful, all of them are prepared by me for our son;
It's good for him, as soon as he comes back, he will lock all those people in the West Garden, I don't dare to say it, otherwise he won't live with me, if he doesn't live with me, he won't be our son, and he will become the son of you and Han Laogui;
King Liang, who was still happy to eat chicken, suddenly ate chicken with a handful of snot and tears; The old servant on the side, you are enough, prince, aren't you tired like this every day?
"You say, when the wind opens the meat, did you accept which women in the West Garden?"
No one waits for an answer.
He said to himself: "Do I want to go to the palace tomorrow?" “
"Yes, if you want to enter the palace, this kind of thing should be struck while the iron is hot, and when the novelty passes, what if you don't get married?"
Old Servant: Lord, have you solved your life's affairs first? Do you know what novelty is? Didn't the prince learn from you when he became like this? If you want to enter the palace, you will also ask for a marriage order, right?
"Hey, you can't blame Feng'er for this, you see that his duty has been a princeling since his birth; Those who are willing to marry their daughters to him are the prince's best friends; The whole capital knows that there are few daughters in those people who are good-looking, you say that this prince is really, when he attracts talents, he doesn't think about his appearance at all, and he has an appetite with a bunch of people behind him every day, can he give birth to good-looking ones like that;
What other old things are neutral, the royal brother has said a few times openly and secretly, Feng'er is single, let them all think about it; It's good for them, considering that their daughters are all married, and they don't think about it......"
Old Servant: My lord, I have been listening to your words for several years. "That's because they don't have vision, our prince is the best, just in terms of appearance, he is one of the best, and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince can compare with him in the whole capital."
King Liang: "Nonsense, the prince's little white face can be compared with Feng'er, our Feng'er looks much more manly." ”
Old servant: "Yes, yes, the prince is right. ”
King Liang: "It was the girl from that family who rejected Feng'er two years ago?" ”
Old Servant: Are you sure you are interested in the marriage of the prince? "Back to the prince, she is the concubine of the military department."
King Liang: "Isn't it the daughter of the Shangshu family of the Criminal Department?" ”
Old servant: "No" the surname of the punishment has to be the book of the criminal department, helplessly spit out a groan, and continue to stand up.
King Liang: "Two years ago, I ran to the palace, I didn't want my old face anymore, and I rolled in the imperial brother's imperial study in exchange for Feng'er's marriage decree. I'm just uncomfortable. ”
Old servant: "Lord Wang, you can eat another chicken leg." ”
King Liang: "Yes, I have to eat another chicken leg." ”
"Lord Wang, it's not good, it's not good"
King Liang, who was eating chicken, was so startled by this shout that he choked at once, picked up the vinegar pot next to him and poured it down;
The old servant with the white water: Lord, you are choked, not stuck.
King Liang, who had eased up, took a sip of white water and soured my old bones.
With red tears, he looked at the subordinate kneeling on the ground: "What's wrong, this king is very good today." ”
Subordinate: "The slave doesn't say that you are not good, the slave and the maid are saying that the prince is not good." ”
King Liang: "What's wrong with Feng'er?" As these words were spoken, a chicken leg flew out.
Subordinate: "The prince was beaten by that girl." ”
King Liang: "Well played, hahaha......."
Old servant, next man????
Looking at the musical instruments flying towards him, Han Mofeng repelled them one by one; Lin Shu was even more angry, the old lady had to beat you up today;
Han Mofeng: This woman's physique is really big, and she hasn't been tired after doing chores for so long; In the future, if he marries into the door, wouldn't it be at least one shop to quarrel once, according to the calculation of 30 years, he currently has more than 300 shops, and he can quarrel more than 300 times, and he can only quarrel ten times a year;
This woman is easy to get angry, ten times a year will definitely not work, and she has to open hundreds of more shops, Han Shizi, who was busy thinking about opening a shop, went back without paying attention to a big drum that flew straight towards Lin Shu;
Lin Shu, who didn't think about the fact that what he threw could be smashed in turn, was knocked out again before he could take the next instrument that could be thrown out. Han Mofeng was in a hurry, and he didn't have time to recall the big drum, and he was able to hug Lin Shu, who had fainted and collapsed.
Looking at the person who fainted in his arms, Han Mofeng: He seems to have knocked people unconscious again; Sure enough, I'm not good at dealing with women. What should I do, just send it back!
King Liang, who took the old servant, hurriedly ran into the courtyard gate, and what he saw was that Han Mofeng was stepping out of the door with a girl in his arms, and there was not even a person in the courtyard.
Han Mofeng, King Liang looked at each other, so embarrassed!
Liang Wang: I'm just here to listen to the corner and watch the excitement by the way, I don't want to be looked at by you like this!
Han Mofeng: I just want to listen to a song, not what you think!
Liang Wang: I'm an elder, let me say first: "Hehe, it's over!" "I don't think that's supposed to be said.
Han Mofeng: "She's dizzy, I'll send her back." ”
Han Huo on the tree and the two were talking about one thing. Han Tu behind the tree: I heard everything.
Looking at the back of Han Mofeng leaving, King Liang: "I'm late!" ”
Old Servant: "It seems so." ”
Lin Shu, who got up in the morning, touched his aching neck, what did his neck do wrong, and he had to suffer this sin;
After a while, I heard the sound of the door being pushed;
Lin Shu: "Ruyu, is that you?" “
Ruyu: "Miss, you can wake up, the slave maid called you in the morning for a long time and you didn't move, if it weren't for the slave maid to know that you were still angry, I would have to call Mother Cui." You really don't take off your clothes when you go to bed at night. ”
Lin Shu: So she fainted until dawn! Lin Shu hurriedly searched for it on his body and cuffs; Scared to death!
5,000 taels are still there, and I smashed so many expensive musical instruments yesterday, I'm really afraid that kid will take the money back;
Lin Shu opened the money bag, counted five thousand taels, just opened the eye is a silver ticket of 10,000 taels, Lin Shu thought he was dazzled, and looked at it a few times, it was really 10,000 taels, counting other silver tickets, 5,000 taels;
Oops, oh my, so excited! Fifteen thousand taels, hahaha dizzy twice fifteen thousand taels, it's quite a bargain! The original owner can't help it, so I'll take you out more in the future!
There was still something in the money bag, and Lin Shu took it out and saw that it was a note:
It is written, the fact of voyeurism is an inadvertent glimpse, and I hope to forgive me, I see that you like money very much, and I specially left 10,000 taels of silver tickets, I hope this matter will stop, and I am willing to guard this secret for the rest of my life;
If the amount of silver is not satisfied, I can also be responsible, then come to my backyard, my backyard is still empty!
Lin Shu: What do you mean, if you don't want 10,000 taels, you have to go to him as a concubine! Think beautifully! The old lady doesn't go to your backyard to struggle for which acre and three points of land!