Chapter 0909 Treat to Sell Pants
Wang Jinbao immediately became energetic
"Xiao Gang, you heard that there were men and women in the room!"
Fan Lei touched his mouth suggestively, glanced at Wang Jinbao, and then patted He Xiaogang on the shoulder
"A friend!"
Wang Jinbao glared at Fan Lei, thinking that he dared to pull off my uncle's quilt, and said that it was an accident, then I will let you have a good accident, so he said with a wicked smile
"Shouldn't it be a girlfriend!!"
Fan Lei was directly anxious
"Don't forget, Korean food! When you speak, don't forget to put a door on your lips! ”
Wang Jinbao smiled
"Eating people has a short mouth, but after eating and digesting, now I am hungry and want to eat! But then again, Korean food tastes really good! ”
Fan Lei said helplessly
"I'm hungry, isn't it? Then try my fist pad first, and then go to Korean food! ”
Wang Jinbao jumped to the door
"The gentleman doesn't move his hands! Dare to touch me, your little secret will become news in seconds! Let you treat yourself to Korean food, please sell pants believe it or not! ”
The more He Xiaogang saw this, the more confused he became, he didn't know what these two boys were talking about, with a hammer in the east and a mallet in the west, but one thing can be confirmed, that is, there must be a story in it, so he grabbed Fan Lei
"It's so atmospheric in winter, it's easy to catch fire! This guy is half-brained, in case it's really urgent, your secret will really be news! Don't worry, let me ask you what secrets he has in his hands! ”
Wang Jinbao glanced at Fan Lei, thinking that today's noon dinner had ended, only to see He Xiaogang say seriously
"What the hell is going on with you kid, everything was fine just now, why did Fan Lei have to screw you! Fan Lei, who is so good, why do you want to eat Korean food, but you have never invited me, is Korean food delicious?"
Wang Jinbao looked at He Xiaogang with an innocent face
"Alas! Brother said too much, it's all tears! It's hard to put into words! But Korean food is not delicious! It's just delicious! After eating once, you'll want to eat it every day! ”
Fan Lei heard that Wang Jinbao was about to fall, so he stood up with a swish, ready to interrupt this kid's words, but just stood up, he was pulled down by He Xiaogang, and then said with a wicked smile
"My brother can't talk about anything! Why do you have to be rude! Besides, even if you want to be rough, it's not too late for you to clean up after I ask! ”
Wang Jinbao glanced at He Xiaogang, thinking that he was not a good bird, but he said helplessly
"According to you, Fan Lei has the handle in your hands! But people have already invited you to rub it, let's be kind! If you want to eat Korean food, brother, I'll invite you! ”
Wang Jinbao's eyes rolled, and he was courteous and either traitorous or thief, but looking at what this guy thought, he said happily
"It's really fake! That's great! ”
He Xiaogang smiled evilly
"Look, this isn't nonsense you're asking, brother, when did I lie to you! But you'll have to answer me a few questions, you think about it! ”
After Wang Jinbao thought about it for a while, he thought that anyway, the matter of Fan Lei and Yang Xiaofang had already become a secret in the operation area, but He Xiao had just come back and didn't know some things
"Know everything! Words are endless! ”
He Xiaogang smiled faintly
"That's good! Why do you care so much about whether Fan Lei is a man or a woman in the house? ”
Wang Jinbao glanced at Fan Lei a little timidly, and He Xiaogang said with a smile
"It's okay! Your personal safety has me, what are you afraid of in our house? ”
I saw Fan Lei say helplessly
"You two are sick! Does it make sense to care about my house men and women? ”
He Xiaogang smiled evilly
"Please be safe, or I'll let those buddies on the third floor and the first area of the operation come up and listen to Wang Jinbao's story together!"
Although Fan Lei gritted his teeth with hatred for Wang Jinbao, he was not Fan Lei's opponent at all, and he still smiled respectfully
"You two better spare me!"
Wang Jinbao smiled and asked He Xiaogang rhetorically
"Is it a man or a woman in Fan Lei's room, do you hear clearly?"
He Xiaogang glanced at it
"You think I'm deaf! Woman! ”
Wang Jinbao asked rhetorically again
"Then what do you say can be a lonely man and a widow? What can you do with the door closed in broad daylight?! ”
He Xiaogang said with a wicked smile
"Private space makes a difference!"
Fan Lei couldn't sit still anymore at this time, and pointed at Wang Jinbao and shouted fiercely
"You kid don't want it, the upper lip touches the lower lip, everything is here to be foolish! Don't you know that Yang Xiaofang asked me to learn the process! ”
As soon as the words fell to He Xiaogang, a slap landed on the back of Fan Lei's head
"Why don't you say it, burn newspapers on the graves of your ancestors, and talk about politics to your ancestors! Yang Xiaofang asked you to learn the process, she was blind, she still didn't know, you kept holding the flowchart upside down! You're not afraid of misleading people's children, the process is wrong and you give your life, so what are you doing in it? ”
Fan Lei said with an innocent face
"Oops! What do you think I can do? Really tell her the process! She doesn't know the underground part and the aboveground part, let me tell her about it! ”
He Xiaogang's eyes were round
"What is there to see! She doesn't know the above-ground and underground parts of the flowchart, as if she does, and be honest with you two about what the hell you're doing in the house! ”
Wang Jinbao sneered, but he didn't expect He Xiaogang to be like a mad dog
"What are you laughing at? It's that funny! ”
Wang Jinbao didn't say anything, and He Xiaogang slapped Fan Lei on the back of the head again
"You kid, you don't show the mountains and don't show the water, you teach people the process, the process is not taught, but you teach how to sell dog meat on the head of a sheep! You're hiding deep enough! ,”
Fan Lei touched his head and said innocently
"Oops! Please stop fighting! If only I had that ability! What are you doing here all day? Don't listen to this half-brain, and talk around all day long! I really taught the process, and I didn't do anything else! ”
Hearing the words half a brain, Wang Jinbao instantly felt extremely unbalanced in his heart, and remembered what Fan Lei had done pulling the quilt in the morning
"Xiaogang, let me ask you a question?"
He Xiaogang rolled his eyes upward
"If you have something to say, let it go, what's the matter?"
Wang Jinbao suddenly became energetic
"Are we brothers?"
He Xiao glared angrily
"Nonsense, it's not our brothers, can we have nothing to do here?"
Wang Jinbao glanced at Fan Lei, and then stared straight at He Xiaogang and said
"That's good! Since I say I'm half-brained, I'll tell you what I saw today, but you have to promise not to be trained by this slut! ”
Fan Lei looked at Wang Jinbao helplessly and said
"Brother, I was wrong! I'm half-brained, okay? I invite you to Korean food! ”
Wang Jinbao glared fiercely, thinking that I was sorry for slapping and rubbing, it is only suitable for coaxing children and girls, brother, I am a man, so he pretended to be helpless and said
"Brother, I'm sorry! I have a cold, Korean food doesn't work, now I'm going to make chicken soup with the soul! Now you're asking He Xiaogang! ”