"Yes, yes, yes."

Danzi pointed to the table in front of him: "Come up here for me, and we'll eat together." ”

I looked at the face of the dumplings, white and red, and the husband and wife palace was pink, and asked gossipily: "Look at your face full of peach blossoms, you order so many oysters again, are you in love?" ”

"Poof!"

The dumplings squirted out a mouthful of Coke: "You can really look at it one by one, it's true that I'm in love, but it doesn't matter if I eat oysters with me." What, one by one, you're really good now, you can see it at a glance? ”

I laughed and didn't say anything.

Danzi said: "When you were a child, you liked metaphysics and mathematics, and now you must be even more powerful, right?" I remember that when you and your master came to Guangdong to study, how is his old man's health now? ”

"He! Eat well, the body is good! ”

I thought that the old man had indeed been very well since Zhuang Huadie's treatment, so I asked Tuanzi, "What about you?" How are you now? I saw on the Internet before you say that you planned to get married the year before last, how are you doing now? ”

"Harm!"

When Tuanzi heard this, he picked up the small glass bottle of Coke in front of him and took a sip: "Don't mention it, divide it." ”

What's going on?

It turned out that although this ball was cute and cute on the outside, his IQ was not very high, and he didn't like to study, and his head buzzed when he saw a book.

Because of this, he dropped out of school before finishing junior high school.

His parents owned a few stores in the local area, and he always helped his parents look after the shops and stuff. But he didn't want to stay at home forever and went to work elsewhere for a few years.

Soon he became an adult.

His parents saw that he was not studying and was already an adult, so they wanted to arrange family affairs for him.

Later, a relative introduced him to a girl.

Because although the dumpling is white, he is a fat man in the eyes of ordinary people, and ordinary girls don't like him, and he can't find a partner himself, so he can only be introduced.

The girl introduced to him by the relative was black and thin, how ugly she looked.

Fortunately, the dango is also happy.

After all, he thinks that he is so fat, it would be good to find a daughter-in-law, and he is not picky, isn't he white and fat? That girl is black and thin, just complementary to each other, isn't it?

The girl didn't think much of Shangtuanzi, but when she heard that there were several stores in the Tuanzi family, her attitude immediately took a 180-degree turn, and she changed her way to be courteous.

The two of them are so good.

On this good point, the black girl couldn't leave the group, so she simply moved to the group's house to live together, and the two were like glue all day long.

At that time, it was close to the New Year, and the black girl didn't want to go home, and even went to the banquet before the New Year, and the black girl followed.

His parents saw it in their eyes and didn't object, after all, it was a good thing for their son to have someone.

Now that they all live together, after a while, let's get married.

His parents thought so, and they also took things to the black girl's house to propose marriage, and the two sides had already negotiated the bride price, so they sent the two of them to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate and hold a banquet.

After that, the black girl soon became pregnant.

People say that Fengzi got married and Fengzi got married, Tuanzi originally thought that the black girl had children, how could the marriage of these two be considered a matter of certainty, right?

But at this time, the most bloody scene happened.

The black girl suddenly regretted not wanting to marry Tuanzi, and her attitude was quite resolute.

The reason is very simple, her third aunt said that the head of the group is not good-looking, fat like a roller, and the family conditions are average, there are only a few stores, and they have to work all day long to get food and clothing.

And although the black girl doesn't look good, she is also a woman.

Now girls are so popular.

The preference for sons over daughters has caused many men to be unable to get wives now, and now there are a lot of men who are willing to pay a lot of money to ask for wives, so why hang themselves on the tree of dumplings.

After all, my daughter is now China Merchants Bank.

The black girl has such good conditions, why bother with the pearl secretly investing?

Tell her to break up with Tuanzi quickly and find a good one for her herself.

Not to mention being rich and expensive, how can you marry and wear gold and silver, and you don't have to live in a few stores all day long, right?

The black girl didn't know what to think, but she really believed her third aunt's words, and broke up decisively, no matter how much the group was kept, it was useless, it was like a joke.

Dango has been single for several years because of this, and it wasn't until recently that I met a girl I liked, in Danzi's words, it's true love.

"Good is good,"

I stared at the face of the group for a while, only to see that his face was smooth and white, and he hurriedly said, "But are you also a little too unrestrained, seven times a night?" ”

"Hey, hey, hey."

The dumplings smiled but were not obscene: "So why don't I eat more oysters to make up for it?" Besides, me and her..... It's not that far. ”

Well?

When I heard this, I was a little strange: "Then what's the matter with your face?" It's like seven days and seven nights of prostration. ”

Tuanzi didn't know why, and scratched his head: "Maybe I haven't slept these days, I've been sleeping all the time and have nightmares, dreaming of that, isn't the bed I slept on against the wall?" In my dreams, I always saw something inside the wall. ”

"What's that?"

Tuanzi's face turned pale: "The corpse, the corpse of a person, I can't see the man and woman clearly, I can only see that its whole body is covered with a layer of gray." ”

When I saw his frightened look, I hurriedly patted him: "Where do you live now, will it be unclean?" ”

Tuanzi waved his hand: "Won't it?" I live in the ancestral house, which is where three generations of our ancestors have lived, and there has never been an accident, and I have asked my parents, that wall was built by my ancestors, they have lived for so many years and have never had an accident, how can there be dirty things? ”

"That's weird."

I saw that Tuanzi's face was very bad, if it weren't for his fat body, I would have thought that he was about to fall down when he was blown by the wind: "It's really worrying to see your appearance, I'll go with you to your place to have a look, right?" ”

When Tuanzi heard it, it was as if he had heard a life-saving signal: "I can't ask for it, you don't know, I'm trying to find someone to see it in the past two days, but now there are too many fortune tellers on the market, and people who have read a few books and know a little bit of fur dare to come out and deceive people, so it's just called: a picture at the beginning, and the rest depends on making it up." ”

"I was afraid that I would encounter a scammer and didn't dare to look for it. Today, by chance, I met you one by one, I remember that your master is Mr. Yin and Yang, and you must inherit the mantle, right? ”

"Speaking of which, I have seen your skills since I was a child, if you hadn't led us to escape for our lives this time, how would we have survived to this day?"

"What's going on?"

Xie Sifei listened: "Senior brother, did you start to have a bit of a bizarre experience when you were a little child?" ”