Chapter 280: Saliva can't be eaten as food

When the female teacher heard this, she was instantly stunned and said in surprise

"Oops! Lad! Competent! You have a lot of skills! Teacher, I've lived for more than 40 years, and I still don't have a QQ number, so you've started online dating! Not to mention online dating! It seems that it is really terrifying! ”

Although Wang Jinbao had met with the female teacher dozens of times, he suddenly became a little overwhelmed when someone said this, so he punched Zhang Zhaochun in the stomach, and then said to the teacher with a red face

"Teacher, don't listen to his nonsense! That girl is not blind, so she may have taken a fancy to me! Where to go for online dating! I wrote and played all day with nothing to do! Make a friend at best! ”

Zhang Zhaochun didn't even think about it

"Get out of the way! Haven't you heard it, and the explanation is just waiting to cover it up? You're right, you look like a criminal, in real life, as long as a woman has long eyes, she won't look at you more, let alone make friends with you! You kid is also a good fate, and the beauty of distance has saved you! The Internet is a virtual world, even if you take a magnifying glass, you can only look at the photos, not see your real face! That's why I was fooled by you, first by writing letters, and then by sending you money to eat fried noodles and drink Coke! And you kid, can you be a little more authentic, may I ask that pair of lovers, didn't they play first from the beginning, but the friction caught fire, played with a spark of love, and ignited a fire in winter! Falling in love is out of control! And may I ask if you are not in love, you are holding the phone all day and night, one by one, one is dozens of minutes, more than an hour, is it because you have a lot of money and are panicking! ”

Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, and then sighed

"Hey! You're right! It's true that distance produces beauty, but the distance between the two of us is far enough, but there is no beauty at all! Have you ever seen a lover who has written hundreds of letters and made thousands of minutes of phone calls, but you have never met in person so far? Therefore, even if we have a little spark of love, it has been extinguished by the mist as soon as we reach the river of love! Because love without material support is impossible to last long, anyone can only enjoy life if they live, otherwise there will be no beauty as good as life, otherwise there will be no perfect love, and it does not mean a happy marriage! Don't forget that there is no accumulation of bits and pieces of life, and there is no love without the run-in of daily trivialities, after all, it is also a flash in the pan, because the taste of lips, although it is a rare delicacy in the world, but no matter how tempting the lips, that little saliva, can never be filled, empty as a washed stomach! So hurry up and stop talking nonsense, quickly take the package back and open it, and put on the clothes that Auntie sent you!"

The female teacher said with some surprise when she heard this

"Oops! Schoolmate! Hearing this, I feel that I have lived in vain for decades, I have never seen perfect love, I don't know what a happy marriage looks like, I am busy with firewood, rice, oil and salt all day long, struggling on the food and clothing line! You don't look very old! I didn't expect to have such in-depth research and insights into love and life! Did you use it in school before, didn't dare to specialize in these, and fell in love for a few years! ”

Wang Jinbao was a little overwhelmed by what he said in an instant, and then looked at her pair of pampered wrists that were as pampered as milk, the pair of warm and crystal clear jade bracelets and neck dog chains like gold necklaces, any one of which was taken out was worth all the belongings of many families in the village, thinking that if you struggle on the food and clothing line all day, then let us those who eat in the loess all day long still live, and there are still people in their hands, the diamond ring that is not as big as soybeans and is definitely bigger than millet, I thought to myself that you have never seen perfect love, how can you wear a diamond ring that represents eternity, but people are also teachers, so I quickly said with a smile

"Teacher, don't misunderstand! Don't look at my five big and three thick, but I'm a good student! I just like to read some extracurricular books! ”

As soon as the words fell, Zhang Zhaochun said unusually exaggeratedly

"Whew! You're a good student doll! Aren't you afraid that your old headmaster, who has been dead for many years, suddenly jumps out of the ground and is desperate for you kid? Ah! Today I finally understood, no wonder you kid is so good at coaxing girls, it turns out that you have been reading love letters like extracurricular books! Little brother, I'm ashamed of myself! It seems that it is really a matter of comparing goods and throwing them, and people have to die more than people! In the future, I'll just call you master! ”

Wang Jinbao looked at the red-flushed female teacher with extreme embarrassment, and then said with a wicked smile

"Good! Then you give me a bow first and kowtow three times! ”

Zhang Zhaochun glared

"Aren't you afraid of losing your life? Knock three, huh? Is it enough? Why don't I just knock you thirty? Knocked you to death in one go?"

The female teacher looked at the two of them with unusually funny expressions, and couldn't say anything

"Oops! What a pair of living treasures! Young people nowadays are so funny! Then your gift of love, I don't want us to open our eyes and witness your perfect love, we don't force you! But I'm about to get off work, and I have to go back to cook for my husband and son! Do you want more?"

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he was forced by his humble self-esteem, and immediately laughed and said

"Yes! Definitely! It's just that this guy has been messing around here and wasting your time, teacher! Since you said so, teacher, as long as you are not afraid of getting your eyes dirty, open it for us now, and by the way, please trouble the teacher to check it for me! ”

The female teacher said with some wonder as she turned the package out

"Pinch it soft? What kind of baby did your girlfriend send you?"

Wang Jinbao took the package and said while opening it

"I don't know! After asking for a long time, I always said that I would know it at a glance! Now that it's open, let's see what it is! ”

As soon as the words fell, a photo fell, Wang Jinbao just picked it up, and found a short hair with ear-length jet black, a face like beautiful jade, inlaid with a pair of clear eyes, a girl in a denim coat, a petite figure and a temperamental girl came into view, and her heart beat faster in an instant, and she said while standing up

"Oops! Fortunately, it's not a plateau red! Good thing it's not a dinosaur! ”

The female teacher glanced at the photo twice, and said with a fierce glaring afterwards

"Have you ever seen such a beautiful dinosaur? Encountering such a one is again giving you money! I'm sending you a scarf again, and there's such a distressed girl! Be content and cherish it! By the way, where is your girlfriend, how can it be plateau red! ”

Wang Jinbao was instantly ashamed, eager to find a crack in the ground to get into, and said extremely embarrassed

"Qinghai's!"

(End of chapter)