"Ming...... I see. ”

Wang Dayi cried with a sad face, and he wanted to die.

Can't you say it directly?

Must prove it with action?

Looking at Wang Dayi's expression of wanting to cry without tears, Jiang Yun knew that this fat man might have some small emotions.

"Come, fatty, I have something I want to talk to you. Jiang Yun beckoned to Wang Dayi.

Wang Dayi's face changed slightly, and he waved his hand again and again: "Great Immortal, can we keep some distance when we talk?"

"Do you think distance produces beauty?" Jiang Yun lowered his face and pretended to be angry: "Hurry up and bring this great immortal over, or I won't be able to kill you." ”

Wang Dayi had no choice but to walk over.

His mood was quite mixed.

Why is this male god so difficult?

When Wang Dayi walked to the wooden cage, Jiang Yun began his flickering.

"You think, what you get on paper is shallow, and only by taking practical action can you have a real experience. ”

"Actually, Ben Daxian doesn't want to beat you, but there's really no way, if you don't experience it yourself, you will never know what's going on!"

"You see, Ben Daxian's hands are red. ”

Wang Dayi sobbed: "That's really hard for your old man, his hands are swollen, and he doesn't want to let me go." ”

"Look at what you're saying. Jiang Yun sighed lightly, "Isn't this for your good?"

At this time, Jiang Yun felt like a father.

No wonder when I was beaten when I was a child, my father always had to say such a sentence.

Only now does Jiang Yunfang understand his father's good intentions.

This is a goddamn excuse!

It's just a matter of wanting to get over it.

Hit for a while, cool for a while, fight all the time, be cool all the time.

"Then I thank you. ”

Wang Dayi was close to collapse.

It's all fucking beaten into a pig's head, what else is going on?

"Alas, you kid, thank you for what, isn't this what it should be?" Jiang Yun said with a fake smile.

Wang Dayi has a feeling of being pitted.

He suspected that he had been trapped, but there was no evidence.

"You've worked hard today, fatty, come back tomorrow. Ben Daxian also wants to rest and rest, oh, by the way, Ming'er remember to bring some gold sore medicine, this hand is swollen, which affects the appearance. ”

Jiang Yun looked at his slightly swollen right hand and sighed lightly.

Regarding Jiang Yun's words, Wang Dayi felt that his heart was stabbed fiercely.

Pretty aesthetically pleasing?

Lao Tzu's face has become a pig's head!

Didn't even fart.

"Yes, Daisen. ”

Wang Dayi replied with a face full of grievances, he didn't dare to refute, in order to become a male god, he fought hard.

But this funny scene made Chen Ergou snicker on the side for a long time.

He was smiling happily.

As if watching a joke.

This scene naturally can't escape Wang Dayi's eyes.

"Dogs. Wang Dayi suddenly spoke.

Chen Ergou hurriedly stopped smiling and stood honestly: "What does the young master command?"

"You said that Young Master Ben is a cultivated young man, does this subordinate also have to keep up with this quality and cultivation?"

Wang Dayi looked at Chen Ergou with a smile on his face,

For some reason, Chen Ergou felt that his blood pressure was a little high.

"This ...... Young master, I'm just a rough person, cultivation or something, there's no need, right?"

Chen Ergou smiled awkwardly, trying to resolve the crisis.

"Young Master Ben thinks it's still very necessary. Wang Dayi looked at Chen Ergou with a serious expression, not like a joke at all.

"Young master, I really don't want to. ”

"No, you want to!"

So......

Wang Dayi was in front of Jiang Yun.

slapped Chen Ergou for half an hour.

At this time, Chen Ergou's face was swollen like a pig's head.

He glanced at Jiang Yun with resentment, and complained in his heart: "What kind of sin have I created?" It has something to do with this demon monkey. ”

But Wang Dayi withdrew his palm with joy.

Well, no wonder Daisen said it was for my good.

It's not unreasonable!

It's really fucking cool to fight!

Wang Dayi was very satisfied with this.

Chen Ergou showed a look of despair.

If this demon monkey is released, I am afraid that the world will be in chaos!

Chen Ergou glanced at Jiang Yun in fear.

It's a devil.

Blind a few bad ideas all day long.

It's good now, my face is swollen like this, and I don't have a face to see people.

If you can give an evaluation, then Chen Ergou Cliff gave Jiang Yun a big bad review, or the kind with a 100-word essay.

......

The next few days.

Wang Dayi still came to Jiang Yun.

It doesn't mean anything else, just to become a male god in the minds of girls.

However......

But the dog was afraid.

Since this young master got mixed up with the demon monkey, he has gone crazy, and even beat his own people.

Look, the face that was originally mediocre is now a beautiful scenery after being beaten.

Neighbors, who doesn't point out when they see it?

The most important thing is that it cannot be refuted yet.

After all, what Daxian said was all right.

It's a cult.

Are you angry?

Therefore, he claimed that he had hemorrhoids and had to rest for some time, so he did not follow.

And in the few days without Chen Ergou by his side, Jiang Yun also taught Wang Dayi a lot of things.

For example, the ninth set of radio gymnastics.

Well, don't ask why.

It's the essence of the 21st century, a must-have for fitness and body shape.

Another example is teaching him poetry.

The little white rabbit, the white and the white, the ears stand up.

Another example is teaching him to draw.

Look, the old man Ding on the ground was painted yesterday.

And today, it's even more absolute.

He even taught him to play chess.

Well, this monkey is a genius!

Anything damn will.

Damn, it's just a little bit of everything.

This is Wang Dayi's evaluation of Jiang Yun's monkey head.

"Daxian, there is a sentence I don't know whether to say or not?"

Wang Dayi stared at the chess game in front of him and couldn't help but ask.

Jiang Yun propped his chin and replied boredly, "Say it." ”

"I've learned something from my grandfather since I was a child, I've seen black and white Go, and I've seen the chess of the double artillery general, but I've lived most of my life, and I really haven't seen it. ”

Wang Dayi looked at the sunspot in front of him, about to form a line, he knew that he should almost lose again.

"It's terrible to be uneducated. Jiang Yun rolled his eyes and said, "This backgammon is much more difficult than chess and Go." ”

"Oh?" Wang Dayi's thick eyebrows raised slightly, "Daxian, how do you say this?"

He was a little puzzled.

Logically speaking, backgammon is not difficult.

After all, the rules are very simple, any five sons are connected to win.

Compared to Go and Xiangqi, it is obviously much less difficult.

But why did Daxian say that?

"You don't understand that. Jiang Yun stopped, and he began to say: "Think about it, in this world, the simpler things are, the more difficult they are?"

"For example?" Wang Dayi looked at Jiang Yun in confusion.

Jiang Yun pretended to be profound: "For example, love." ”

Hearing this, Wang Dayi's face was full of puzzlement.

"Let me ask you, is love a matter of two people?"

Wang Dayi nodded: "Of course." ”

"Are those two people a lot?" Jiang Yun glanced at him again.

"Not much. After a moment of silence, Wang Dayi shook his head.

"Isn't that right?" Jiang Yun's voice raised a few decibels: "You see, falling in love is just a matter of two people, how simple is this, but how many people in this world can live and understand?"

"Daxian has a point. Wang Dayi seemed to have an understanding, and he nodded his head.

"Alas......" Jiang Yun sighed lightly: "At first glance, you are someone who has never been in love." ”

As he spoke, the sunspot in Jiang Yun's hand was gently put down.

At this time, the five sunspots were connected, and Jiang Yun won the chess game.

"I've talked about it. Wang Dayi scratched his head and said a little embarrassed.