Chapter 31: The Bedroom Next Door

The repertoire on the stage was about to end, and the host looked at the lines and program list that had been prepared, and silently poured it in his heart a few times. After a while, there were bursts of applause from the audience, accompanied by the end of the previous program, to show appreciation for the previous program and expectations for the next program.

The host took a deep breath, and at this time he already remembered seven or eight points in his heart, so he walked to the stage with a smile and confidently walked on, and then said: "Thank you **** for the wonderful performance, let us applaud them again with applause!" After saying that, he also began to applaud, and the people underground also applauded.

After the stumbling applause, the host hurriedly said according to the lines he had just memorized in his mind: "Do you know that one-third of people's lives are spent sleeping, and the nights of a hundred families are different from those of a hundred families. But there's one place where the night scene is different. Their hobby at night is to play symphonies, but to say that they are artists is to underestimate them, and to be honest I don't judge anything, but you may have a real answer in your heart after listening to it! Please enjoy the large-scale symphonic music brought by the 333 dormitory - The Sound of the Night, I hope you can enjoy it. ”

As soon as the words fell, the lights on the stage were all extinguished at once, and the silence of the whole place was terrifying, like a scene that only appeared in a horror movie.

Siss, Siss...... A burst of snake-like spitting voices suddenly appeared and echoed throughout the room, this sound was sometimes regular and sometimes chaotic, making people suddenly feel panicked, but in the blink of an eye, except for a little light from the sky that penetrated into the room, the lights in other places still did not show the slightest sign of brightness.

At this time, the thunder was loud, and a rumbling sound resounded throughout the room, making the audience's hearts tighten, but their ears still couldn't stand this sudden thunder sound. As a result, the audience reluctantly covered their ears and wondered what kind of instrument could simulate such a realistic sound, and they must come to the front to take a clear look at it when the performance is over.

But just then, another door opened with a screeching sound, followed by a flickering computer light coming out of the room. Under the light, a short, dark-skinned, and shoe-hairstyle head came out, decorated with two thick black glasses.

The man took off his glasses, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and mentioned his half-worn blue boxers. Then he dragged the flip-flops that he couldn't see exactly what color he was and walked forward slowly. Suddenly, a sharp, inaudible sound came from inside another door. The man hurriedly leaned his back against the balcony, and he was very nervous at this time, for fear that something was coming out.

After a while, it was confirmed that the voice just now did not continue to appear, so the man's hanging heart was relaxed. At this time, there were a few cat meows from somewhere else in the silent night, and he smiled and thought he must have heard it wrong, then patted his chest and continued to walk forward.

Just when he thought he had just taken two steps, the strange sound just now sounded again, and the man hurriedly leaned back against the balcony to make a nervous expression, trying to hear whether there was really a sound. This time he heard it right, this voice continued to come out twice, although he couldn't hear what it was, but he instinctively felt that the thing that could make this sound was definitely not an ordinary thing!

The man's back was against the balcony, although the tiles of the balcony were very cold now, but now his back was full of sweat, and even the beads of sweat kept condensing into larger beads of sweat that flowed down his cheeks to his chin, and then dripped down.

There was a squeak, and at this time, the audience's hearts also raised to their throats with this atmosphere. At this moment the door opened. The two voices at the beginning of the show gradually became clear as the door opened! The man swallowed, but suddenly noticed a creature with a whitish glow in his eyes gradually approaching him, and saw this thing, and the man's legs struggled to stand up. But the reality was that no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't stand up through his numb legs, and could only watch this thing slowly approach him.

The rumbling sound was accompanied by the sound of Siss, and as the eyes approached, it became louder and louder, encircling the entire space. At this time, the timid girls were already trembling in fear and hid in their boyfriend's arms. Finally these eyes stopped in front of the man, and the man had closed his eyes tightly due to the panic in his heart at this time, for fear of what would happen to him with what was in front of him.

Suddenly, a bone-piercing chill spread across the man's face! The man's nervous heartbeat could not be felt, and he could not even imagine anything.

"Only Ximai (Hainanese dialect curses)," the thing with shining eyes suddenly came out of this sentence.

The style of painting changed abruptly, and when the man heard how this Hainan accent was so familiar, he opened his eyes and saw it, and he breathed a big sigh of relief in his heart. It turned out that everything was imagined by himself, and there was nothing shining at all, but it was just because a person suddenly came out in the middle of the night, and he subconsciously felt scared, so he felt that the person in front of him, Lao Kai, had his eyes shining.

This man is Zhu Chao of the first class, Hu Jianren who said to the instructor that Baga, he had just masturbated the game until midnight, and he was really ready to come out to go to the toilet, but he didn't expect to meet Lao Kai. Zhu Chao took a closer look and found that the situation was wrong, how could Lao Kai's eyes be closed. At this time, Lao Kai really closed his eyes, holding an aluminum cup not so much as being careful, but like a tentative look, knocking on Zhu Chao's face.

After Lao Kai finished saying that, he turned around and went back to room 333. Zhu Chao realized at this time that Lao Kai was sleepwalking now, although he didn't understand what he meant, but he always felt that it was not so right.

Zhu Chao came to his senses, cautiously poked into 333's room to take a look, and finally knew how the sound in 333 came out. It turned out that Sisi's voice came from Wu Shuo, who was the innermost, and Wu Shuo had always had the habit of grinding his teeth. And the sound of rumbling thunder couldn't be more obvious, Tian Liu Huan's bed near the aisle made the bed rise and fall with the sound of his loud snoring, and it was still a place to put luggage in his lower bunk, otherwise, it would really be impossible for the lower bunk to live.

At this time, in the lower bunk opposite Wu Shuo, another voice came. Zhu Chao was of course able to explain when he heard it, that bed was Brother Chao's bed. Zhu Chao listened carefully, and finally figured out that Brother Chao was talking in his dreams in authentic Tangshan dialect, as if he was saying again: "Nima is forced" (literally it doesn't seem like a sentence, but in Tangshan dialect, it's not too interesting!) )。

Zhu Chao smiled bitterly, kindly helped these people to keep the door quietly, then hugged his pants, and then went to the toilet to do the ultimate and original purpose of his trip. After going to the toilet, I passed by 333 again, and hurried back to my bedroom. Then someone passed by the place where Zhu Chao stayed just now, and was almost slipped by a puddle of things on the ground, so he scolded casually: "The one who stepped on the horse is really lacking in virtue, and he wants to fall to death!" Then he cursed and walked away.

The party mentioned at the beginning was made up blindly, and any audience and host were temporarily pulled to support the venue. But 333's nightly symphony is really not fake, and Zhu Chao did leave a puddle of things on the balcony, but it was not what you imagined, just a puddle of sweat. The story doesn't end here, so please read on quietly.

After Zhu Chao left, the bedroom of 333 began to become quiet, and suddenly Lao Kai, who had been sleepwalking just now, stood up from the bed again, walked to Pang Jian's bed carefully in a daze, and then climbed onto the stool left on the ground, and then patted the slut's face and shouted: "Slut!" Slut! It's time to get up! ”

Pang Jian was woken up by this sudden shout, and in a daze, he found out that it was Lao Kai who called him again, and Pang Jian, who was slightly angry about getting up, immediately said impatiently to Lao Kai: "Lao Kai, what are you doing?" ”

Lao Kai continued: "Slut, slut, get up quickly, dream three black!" ”

Pang Jian was angry when he heard it, so he said angrily: "Open the ** black!" It's so late that you can't sleep well! Nyima's! ”

Lao Kai still patted Pang Jian's face repeatedly and said, "Slut, slut, get up and open the black!" ”

At this time, Pang Jian realized that something was wrong with Lao Kai, so he took out the mobile phone, and then saw Lao Kai's face with the light of the mobile phone screen. It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, Pang Jian, who was frightened at first glance, hurriedly leaned against the wall and didn't dare to move. Pang Jian has already realized that Lao Kai is sleepwalking, and everyone should know that when dealing with sleepwalking, just don't wake up the person who is sleepwalking, otherwise the consequences will be very serious.

At this time, Pang Jian didn't know whether this sentence was true or false, but he didn't dare to try it easily, so he had to wait for Lao Kai to stop and return to his bed. Then I hurriedly got out of bed and put away all the sharp weapons in the bedroom, which can be regarded as a little relaxation!

The next morning, I don't know what kind of conversation took place in this dormitory about Lao Kai's sleepwalking. However, it is said that Pang Jian went to our bedroom after talking with the great god, and Hu Tiankuan talked about Lao Kai's rare disease, saying that Pang Jian made the bedroom upside down for the safety of the bedroom and himself. The purpose is nothing more than to avoid Lao Kai's next time the symptoms happen again, and find a weapon to take advantage of.

333, as a dormitory in our electrical department, is a particularly strange existence, so I have to take it out and describe it separately. Just from their performance this night, you can get a glimpse of one or two, the laziest, the dirtiest, the most dick, the most contradictory, the most extreme, anyway, almost all the extraordinary scenes can show a scale in their bedroom.

It's not too typical about this next bedroom, because our bedroom is better than theirs, so we know a lot about the story of their bedroom. Everyone's story is very outstanding, just take out a person's script, it is a living novel, not to mention the story of their collision together, then I'm afraid it won't be able to finish for three days and three nights, then I'll give you a simple introduction to this bedroom!

This dormitory is also seven people, and like us, everyone comes from all over the world, and the collision brought by the difference in religion, culture, and regional beliefs is no less than our dormitory, and even has more strength. Comic is the most mainstream culture in their dormitory.

The sun around ten o'clock in the morning was very dazzling, but no matter how dazzling it was, it couldn't penetrate the black curtain of 333, and there was silence in the bedroom. Outside, since there was no class in the second period, Lao Jiang followed our dormitory group back to the dormitory building.

After separating from us, Lao Jiang hurriedly returned to his bedroom, and as soon as he pushed the door, the dazzling eyes shone into their bedroom from the door, and under the sunlight, the bedroom was dotted with stars and spread on the dark ground. Pang Jian and Tian Liu Huan's beds were just the closest to the door, and the sun also shone into their eyes.

The dazzling sunlight is very fatal to people who have been in the dark for a long time, so he quickly tried to avoid the incoming sunlight from various angles, but in vain. There was no motivation to continue struggling, so he buried his head deep in the quilt, and then continued to sleep peacefully.

"Gnaw! Nibble! Nibble! The pungent smell choked Lao Jiang a little, Lao Jiang fanned the smell in front of his nose with his hand, and forced himself into the house. Step by step, the feet were also rustling, and finally walked in front of the curtain, and Lao Jiang pulled the curtain up. The whole dormitory suddenly became bright, and the other people were naturally very unhappy by this light, so they kept using inaudible voices one after another, angrily scolding this person who didn't understand the rules.

Lao Jiang looked at it and said: "Don't (four sounds) sleep, the instructor will come to visit our dormitory in person later!" ”

Lao Kai got up and said angrily: "What's wrong with it!" ”

Brother Chao continued Lao Kai's words and said: "How many times have you come, and you still don't let people sleep well?" ”

Lao Jiang said expressionlessly: "Don't say more, it is estimated that it will be there in a while!" Hurry up and pack up. After saying that, he took out the moldy broom from the toilet. Turning around and shaking his head, he was facing a room of garbage that he couldn't put his feet on, and he usually didn't pay attention to it, but now he realized that there were so many of them.

Pang Jian rubbed his eyes and said, "The instructor is not annoying!" How many times have I been here, why don't you go to another dormitory! ”

Brother Chao also rubbed his eyes: "Who told us that there are so many people in our dormitory!" Let's just talk about you, you have to skip a month's class! Maybe the instructor is here for you! ”

Pang Jian was stunned and said, "It seems like it's been a month, but it's not right, didn't you all help me answer it when I skipped class?" How will the instructor know! By the way, Lao Jiang, in today's class, the teacher didn't name him! ”

At this time, the great god came up and said: "! The instructor must not know, one person in our dormitory arrived, and seven people arrived, can you know? ”

"There was no roll call." Lao Jiang said to them in a calm tone: "Don't stay in bed, come down and take a hand to clean up a little!" In case the instructor came and said that our bedroom was dirty. ”

"It's useless! How to do it, how to do it! Whatever the instructor says! The great god said.

Lao Jiang said helplessly: "Hey, there is no place to stand underground, and you don't like it." Hurry up! ”

So after listening to it, they slowly began to dress, got out of bed and washed, and then began to clean up.

Bang! Bang! Bang! There was a knock on the door, followed by the instructor's big northeast voice: "Is there anyone?" Open the door! ”

"Someone! Right away! Pang Jianke dropped the guy in his hand and immediately went to open the door.

I saw the guide wearing a red coat and carrying a document bag and appeared at the door. As soon as the door opened, the irritating smell immediately made the sensitive taste of the guide team unbearable, and quickly said: "What a smell!" Then he looked at the old Jiang who was cleaning and said, "Cleaning!" You can't stay any longer? ”

Pang Jianle said hehehe: "This is not a dormitory, it has to be clean!" ”

The instructor smiled: "Not bad! I said Pang Jian, you haven't skipped class recently, right? ”

Pang Jian's heart tightened, but on the surface, he was still happy to die and refused to admit it: "No, I have been studying very seriously recently, and I haven't skipped a class!" ”

The instructor sneered and said, "Just you, I don't know yet, so I won't say much." There are a few key people in your dormitory. I said that a few of you have to pay attention, and if you hang up one or two more courses, you will be downgraded. It's you Su Yuqi! The instructor looked at the great god and said, "I said you, if you have to hang up again, you have to be demoted, right?" I'm still laughing at my special purpose to inform you of this matter, and the exam is coming soon, so you have to hurry! ”

The great god hurriedly nodded and said, "Certainly, definitely!" This time, I promise not to fail! ”

The instructor said expressionlessly: "It's better, otherwise it will be the first of this year!" Okay, I've reminded you, so let's keep cleaning! I'm leaving. ”

"Slow down!" One by one, he sent the guide out. "That's it! I thought it was a big deal! Pang Jian said with a disdainful face.

Brother Chao said with a smile: "You have Brother Piao as your backing, so naturally you are not afraid, but unfortunately the great god does not have it." ”

"Hahaha! That's right, but you still have to do a little bit of preparation! Pang Jian smiled like something at this time.

When the great god heard this, he immediately laughed: "You have to be careful this time, recently, I heard that someone has been playing mahjong and has not reviewed for the final exam at all, no, yesterday someone and that Wang Yayu have been snoring Hu me, which made me have a nervous breakdown!" Now I guess I'm counting money in the dormitory, where is I still in the mood to review, what kind of final exam? ”

Pang Jian looked at the great god with a smile of disbelief and asked, "Great god, what you said is not true, right?" ”

The great god smiled and said nothing, so Pang Jian changed his very proud mood just now, immediately became nervous, and put down the mobile phone in his hand excitedly. But at this time, there was someone who was more anxious than him, Lao Kai said: "Slut! Brother Piao can't do this! How to assist the two of us when the time comes! What to do! ”

Pang Jian hurriedly jumped out of bed and said, "My brother Piao, you can't fall like this, no, I'll hurry up and urge him!" Then he snatched the door out of the room, hurried to our bedroom, and looked at my bed excitedly when he entered, but at this time I happened to be not in bed but went to the toilet to get a trumpet.

But Pang Jian didn't know at this time, so he hurriedly asked the fat man next to him and said, "Lao Guo!" What about Ah Piao? ”

The fat man replied: "I don't know, I was still in the dormitory just now?" Do you have something to do with him? ”

Pang Jian said anxiously: "I'll go, it's too unfortunate to come!" ”

Wang Yacheng was hiding in the corner and suddenly said something: "Brother Piao, I guess I'm looking for someone to play mahjong, 335?" ”

Pang Jian hurriedly went to the bedroom of 335 when he heard this, and before he reached 335, he happened to find my trace when he passed by his bedroom, and at this time Lao Kai was trying to persuade me and said: "Brother Piao, you can't do this!" We'll have to rely on you for the exam! How can you play mahjong every day? ”

Pang Jianma returned to his bedroom and saw me and said, "That's it, Brother Piao, we'll accompany you to play hard after the exam, can you review it now?" ”

Seeing this, I immediately felt relieved and said, "Don't, how boring it is to review, besides, I'm already confident now." There isn't much point in reviewing too much! Even if you want to review, you have to combine work and rest, don't you say? It's good to play mahjong, why don't you come with us for a few rounds? ”

Unexpectedly, Pang Jian hadn't spoken yet, Lao Kai interjected first and said in a pleading tone: "Brother Zhuang! You can't do that! Gotta study hard! ”

I smiled and said, "If I say it's okay, it's okay, and I won't be able to hang up when the time comes!" Rest assured, isn't it just an exam? ”

Pang Jian continued: "Oops! Brother Piao, don't play mahjong, we'll play with you after the exam! Old guy Kai, you say it's not! ”

I smiled bitterly and nodded, but I didn't expect the big god who was watching the excitement next to me and said, "Let's go, play mahjong!" Call the fat man and we'll keep fighting! ”

"What? Not convinced, it seems that tonight's spicy fragrant pot has fallen! Hurry up, God, I'll be waiting for you in the dormitory now! I said excitedly, as if I didn't listen to Lao Kai Pang Jian's words.

Pang Jian couldn't blame the great god for crying and laughing, and said: "Great god, you're afraid that you haven't lost enough money because you have too much money!" Don't make a mess here, give me more money directly, and I'll help you spend! ”

Lao Kai also turned to the great god and said, "Brother Piao! Don't listen to him! Then he turned to the great god and said, "Great god, stop fighting!" It's important to study hard! ”

When the great god wanted to say something, Pang Jian hurriedly pushed me out of the room and said, "Study hard!" Don't come to the gods! With that, he closed the door, leaving me alone outside the room, and returned to his bedroom without comfort.

On the way, I met Wu Shuo and his daughter-in-law, who seemed to have just returned from the library, said hello to each other, and went back to their bedrooms.

As for the conversation at the back of their dormitory, there is no way to know, but from the small scene in the morning in their dormitory, you can probably know six or seven points about their dormitory. Not much to say, people who have lived in dormitories probably have dormitories like this 333. Although this kind of dormitory is very skinny, sometimes the dormitory relationship they show is not that our dormitory relationship is not as good as theirs, but there are also some places that are very enviable.

333 are talents!