Six o'clock in the morning.

Gu Dayong was the first to get up from the bed, looked at Zhou Deming and Fan Wenhao who were hugging each other on the bed, and smiled and walked into the toilet with a broom and mop to clean the battlefield.

The two on the bed, Niu B blew loudly before drinking, and as soon as the first barrel of draft beer was drunk, one of them had already fallen asleep on the table. As for Zhou Deming, he was a little better, and it wasn't until He Xue left that he fell asleep on the table.

In his last life, from working to starting a business after graduating from university, Lin Ping had long been accustomed to the biological clock of getting up at half past six, and he didn't need any alarm clock, and he woke up on time when he arrived.

"Wake up, wake up, the counselor is going to come to the dormitory and knock on the door one by one!" After getting up from the bed, Lin Ping looked at the bunk now, the posture of the two goods was about to twist into a twist, and he didn't know how the two of them came over this night......

Last night, Lin Ping and Gu Dayong carried them back from the barbecue stall one by one, and Fan Wenhao slept on the top bunk, so he really couldn't get it, so he had to throw him on Zhou Deming's bed.

"Zhou Deming, why are you in my bed! You TM let go of me, don't hold me! ”

"Can you open your eyes and see whose bed it is! You let go of my legs, what are you doing so tightly, I can't hold back going to the toilet! ”

"That's not me holding your legs, it's your quilt that entangles our legs, you pull your legs out of this side first, or you can't untie them!"

“……”

After a while, when Zhou Deming came out of the toilet, the expression on his face was cloudy, and he pulled Gu Dayong and Lin Ping and asked, "Why does my butt hurt?" ”

"Isn't that obvious?" Lin Ping glanced at Fan Wenhao with a smile.

"Damn, Fan Wenhao, what did you do to me last night on a dog day!"

"Bullshit, your butt hurts? I still have a sore foot, did you gnaw on my toes last night!? ”

After smoking a cigarette and listening to the conversation between Fan Wenhao and Zhou Deming, Lin Ping felt that his abdominal muscles were about to come out with a smile.

In fact, on the way back from carrying them back last night, one of them slipped halfway, fell on his buttocks, and pulled more than ten meters on the ground with one toe.

Can it not hurt......

Glancing at the time on his phone, there were less than five minutes left until seven o'clock, and after Lin Ping finished washing up briefly, he heard someone knocking on the door of the dormitory.

"Yo?"

The moment counselor Zhou Guomin walked into the room, there was a surprised expression on his face, he didn't expect that the five people in the room had already gotten up.

There are a total of seven dormitories, and after the first three dormitories opened, they were basically drunk, one slept more than the other, and the other was undressed, sleeping directly on the ground with a pillow, and I don't know what the child experienced last night......

On the other hand, 209, although the smell of alcohol in the air was also very strong, the five people had already gotten up, especially Gu Dayong and Lin Ping, both of whom looked like they had already washed up and were ready to go out.

"Went out for a drink last night?" Zhou Guomin frowned and asked.

These words suddenly quieted down the entire 209, although yesterday through that Guo Wei already knew that the university management was very loose, but after all, he was caught by a counselor similar to the head teacher at the beginning of the school year.

"I drank a little bit, and no one drank too much." Lin Ping replied as he picked up the beef jerky from the table next to him: "Counselor, this is the beef jerky made by my mother, you can taste it." ”

Zhou Guomin glanced at Lin Ping with some surprise, then looked at the beef jerky, opened his mouth and was about to refuse, but he reached out and took out a piece from the bag and put it in his mouth: "By the way, that Cao Shupei in your dormitory went home last night, right?" ”

"Well, his home is close, I'll call him in a while and ask him to come over early, and definitely not delay military training." After speaking, Lin Ping handed the beef jerky to Fan Wenhao and Zhou Deming who looked weak next to him.

In fact, Cao Shupei went to an Internet café all night......

"Okay, your dormitory is doing well, gather in the playground at half past eight, hurry down and eat."

After speaking, Zhou Guomin left the 209 dormitory, and after going out, he tasted the beef jerky in his mouth and nodded with some satisfaction.

Very chewy.

The taste is also not bad.

……

When most people mention military training, their first reaction is stupid.

The sun in September can already stun people, and it is a torture to not only stand under the sun for hours on such a hot day, but also to stand in a military posture and run!

Many people came up with the idea of escaping, and even before arriving at the playground, Zhou Deming and Fan Wenhao had already discussed the countermeasures of pretending to be dizzy.

In fact, whether it is pretending to be dizzy, or coming to my aunt for reasons such as cold, fever and runny nose, these reasons are useless today.

Because it was the first day of military training, the school leaders inspected very strictly, and even Cao Shupei, who had just returned to school in a daze, was pulled over from the dormitory by Zhou Guomin.

And issued a strict order, if anyone does not participate in today's military training, direct deduction + phone call to notify parents.

If the circumstances are serious, they may even be expelled.

Although everyone doesn't know what points are deducted, but the trick of notifying parents is too easy to use, six years of junior high school and high school, this sentence can be said to have left a deep psychological shadow in the hearts of many people.

Therefore, on the first day of military training, almost everyone was present.

From the most basic parade movements and standing military postures, to running and singing military songs, all the way to the final national defense ideological education, it can basically be said that everyone is tired enough at the end of this day.

Especially Cao Shupei, when he returned to the dormitory at night, he was basically paralyzed, he stayed up all night in the Internet café last night, and was about to go back to the dormitory to sleep in the morning but was forcibly dragged to the playground by the counselor for military training, and now he basically has a breath left to hang there......

"It's so boring, I really want to find a bathing center now, take a comfortable bath, and find someone to massage my feet."

"I feel like I'm floating in the sky right now......"

"You're really TM awesome, the Internet café can still train all night, you are my big brother."

Lin Ping took out his mobile phone from his pocket, looked at the time before six o'clock, and estimated the time in his heart.

Listening to the wails of other people, he said: "When I came yesterday, I saw an Internet café just opened on the street behind the school, and the decoration was very forceful, and it was very classy at first glance, and it was said that the waiter beauties in it were wearing miniskirts and low-cut clothes. ”

The dormitory was quiet all of a sudden.

A few seconds later, Zhou Deming on the bed turned over: "I won't go, I just had a pain in my butt in the morning, and now I feel that my whole body hurts, and I don't want to go anywhere except in bed." ”

"Me too, not to mention miniskirts and low-cut outfits, even if there are bunny girls, I'm not interested."

The dormitory was quiet for a few seconds, and then Zhou Deming got up from the bed: "Damn, the newly opened Internet café will hold activities, maybe it will be a recharge of 100 and 500 on the first day of opening, and my gang mission has not been done today, let's go!" ”

"Damn, didn't you just say that you were in pain?"

"A good man is determined to be in all directions, and he should sleep forever after death, and he will be comfortable and comfortable, so he will leave a dead man, if he can't even endure this little hardship, how can he become a big thing in the future!"

Seeing that everyone else had already sat up from the bed, Cao Shupei, who was about to fall asleep on the bed, raised his head when he heard the movement and looked at everyone with a confused expression.

"I, I'm not going." He hesitated for a long time, weighed it in his heart, and felt that if he stayed up all night, he would not be able to bear it.

And the most important thing is that there will be military training tomorrow......

stayed up for two days and two nights, and had to participate in military training, just thinking about it, Cao Shupei felt that he might die on the playground.

"Then you have a good rest." Lin Ping jumped down from the top bunk and said while putting on his shoes.

Cao Shupei nodded, with a little disappointed look on his face, and was just about to fall asleep, when he heard Lin Ping say again: "It is said that our school used to be a mass grave, and our building was newly built this year, when you sleep alone at night, if you hear any movement, don't be afraid." ”

"By the way, if the student council comes to check on the bed at nine o'clock, you will say that we went out for a drink, and call us if there is any situation."

Mass graves, newly built dormitory buildings, and student councils checking dormitories at 9 p.m.......

After summarizing these keywords in his mind, Cao Shupei sat up from the bed suddenly: "Fuck, I'll go too, is there anyone playing Crossfire, I'm invincible against snipers in the middle!" ”