Chapter 12: The Porcelain Toucher is Coming
"Mother, it's not too early, if there's nothing to do, we'll go back to the house first! Rest early, too! ”
Xiahou Cong said that he hugged Shen Yu and turned around and left, and Xiao Baozi also hurriedly said to the old lady and followed.
The old lady's voice could be faintly heard behind him: "What does it look like!" ”
But Shen Yu's heart was inexplicably surrounded by a warm current, and he couldn't help but look up at this man!
Actually, although he has a bad mouth, he is still quite good!
Just as she was thinking like this, she was thrown on the bed by Xiahou Cong in the next second~.
"Oops!"
Shen Yu only felt that the tail vertebrae were about to be broken, and roared angrily: "What are you doing!" It hurts to death! ”
Xiao Baozi hurriedly ran over: "My mother doesn't hurt, I'll give my mother a soft ~ soft!" As he spoke, he softened Shen Yu's waist with his little hand.
But Xiahou Cong is light and light.
"I don't do anything, I just want to teach you a lesson! Otherwise, next time you'll be brainy! ”
Shen Yu......
"Did I tell you that you weren't allowed to go out of that place again! Are you turning a deaf ear to my words? ”
Shen Yu was instantly unconvinced, then I wasn't looking for you!
"Then how can you get in and out of a place like that!" As she spoke, she deliberately accentuated the pronunciation of those two words.
Xiahou Cong glanced over with a cold eye: "I'm afraid you forgot the previous agreement!" ”
Shen Yu only felt that a breath was blocked in his heart, what kind of agreement, and not to let ~ go to bed, and not to let this and not let that, what kind of ghost agreement did the original owner sign to lose power and humiliate the country!
Thinking of this, Shen Yu simply lied: "I don't remember what agreement I signed with you!" Either you can show me the agreement, or you will be null and void!" ”
Xiahou Cong snorted coldly: "It's okay if you don't want to abide by the agreement, you can leave now!" As long as you go, no matter what you do, no one will care about you! ”
Shen Yu's heart instantly surged, and he stood up and was about to leave.
"Let's go, who's afraid of whom!"
Saying that, he had already walked to the door, and the frightened little bun hurriedly dragged Xiahou Cong's leg: "Daddy, I don't want my mother to leave!" Don't go with your mother! ”
Xiahou Cong held the little bun in his arms and said faintly: "Don't worry, the big black dog at the door will take good care of your mother for us!" ”
As soon as the words fell, Shen Yu's footsteps stopped.
Xiahou Cong! You son of a bitch!
"Huh?"
Shen Yu seriously suspected that this thing had the ability to read minds, otherwise he would know every time she scolded him in her heart!
Although she thought so in her heart, she still turned around and smiled: "Hehe, who said I was leaving, I just came down to see if my waist was broken." ”
She said and walked a few more steps: "Look at it, it didn't break!" Didn't break! ”
Xiao Baozi saw that she was not leaving, and ran over excitedly and hugged her thigh: "Great, my mother is not leaving, my mother is not leaving!" ”
Shen Yu smiled wryly: "My son is good, my mother won't leave, my mother won't go anywhere!" As he spoke, he deliberately glanced at someone.
Xiahou Cong faintly withdrew his gaze and spread the quilt on the bed~ on the ground.
"Son, come here, wash up!"
As soon as he turned around, Shen Yu grimaced at his back.
After the little bun finished washing and returned to the bed~, Shen Yu looked at the futon on the ground and stepped on it reluctantly.
Damn Xiahou Cong, who is not a gentleman at all, actually let me sleep on the ground as a woman and sleep in my own bed! The more Shen Yu thought about it, the more angry he became, and then he raised his head and glared at him fiercely.
After Xiahou Cong finished cleaning up here, he looked at someone lying on the ground with a complaining face, and a smile flashed in his eyes, but it quickly disappeared.
"Get up!"
"What!" Shen Yu was angry and didn't want to look at him.
Xiahou Cong uncovered the quilt on her body: "Get up!" Who allowed you to sleep here! ”
As soon as these words came out, Shen Yu was completely angry, stood up and pointed at Xiahou Cong: "Xiahou Cong!" You've gone too far! I'm already asleep on the floor, what do you want! ”
Xiahou Cong looked at the person in front of him who was like a fried chicken, and pointed to the bed lightly: "Sleep there!" ”
Shen Yu was stunned for a few seconds and didn't react, but Xiao Baozi applauded happily: "Great, Daddy let his mother sleep in bed, Daddy doesn't hate his mother anymore!" ”
Shen Yu......
looked at him suspiciously: "Is your brain broken?" ”
Xiahou Cong's face turned cold: "It seems that someone doesn't want to sleep in bed, so since this is the case, I will ......"
"No, no, no!" Shen Yu hurriedly waved his hand in fright, and hurriedly lay down on the runway bed~: "I'll sleep!" I sleep! ”
Xiahou Cong glanced at her before she looked away and lay on the ground to sleep.
Shen Yu hugged the little bun until the little person in his arms fell asleep, and he couldn't believe that Xiahou Cong would let her sleep in the bed! It's just counterintuitive.
After thinking about it for a long time, Shen Yu still looked at someone on the ground: "Thank you!" ”
……
She was met with silence.
Shen Yu knew that he was not asleep, and continued: "Otherwise, I will sleep on the ground tomorrow!" ”
……
There was silence in response!
Shen Yu didn't give up and said: "Why don't you come and sleep with us, anyway, the bed must be enough to sleep!" She was a very serious proposal, but she didn't expect that this time the words had just fallen, and the man said impatiently: "Shut up!" Go to bed! Speak again, and you'll sleep with the big black dog in the village for me tomorrow night! It looks like it likes you anyway! ”
Shen Yu......
Shen Yu rarely slept comfortably this night, probably because someone had been laying on the floor for several days, and she slept so fragrantly on the hard and broken kang. Xiang was so fragrant that she still dreamed in the middle of the night, dreaming that she kicked the quilt, and then Xiahou Cong dared not dislike her, and helped her cover the cup!
Thinking of this, Shen Yule laughed out loud.
This laugh woke me up directly, and as soon as I woke up, I heard a noise in the yard outside, which seemed to have something to do with her.
Thinking about it, she quickly got up, tucked the quilt of the little bun and went out.
As soon as I went out, I saw last night's lame Xu standing at the door, followed by a middle-aged old lady, who was pulling her throat to ask for an explanation at the moment.
The loud voice led Bai and the old lady out.
The old lady stopped on crutches and glanced at the two of them: "Yo, this is not the old lady of the Xu family, I don't know what is the matter with you coming to me early in the morning to shout for justice!" ”
The Bai family knew it, but at the moment he deliberately pretended not to know anything. At the moment, he followed the old lady's words: "Yes, yes! You brought your son to us early in the morning to make trouble, and the neighbors saw the joke! I don't know what's going on! ”
After speaking, Yu Guang glanced at Shen Yu.
The mother of the Xu family immediately pinched her waist and snorted coldly: "What are you pretending to be with me!" I really don't know how our Xu family offended your family, and asked you to ruin my son's marriage, so you beat my son like this! ”
As he spoke, he dragged the cripple Xu, who had a blue nose and swollen eyes, forward again.
"I'm here to ask you today, how do you plan to calculate this account!"
Shen Yu looked at Xu Cripple, who had a blue nose and swollen eyes, and couldn't help laughing. How did she remember that she didn't shoot so hard last night, why was her whole body swollen like a pig's head today!
Thinking in her heart here, the lame man over there suddenly pointed at her and shouted, "You're still laughing!" Mother, it's this slut, it's her! Not only did it ruin my marriage with Bai Xian'er, but it also beat me like this! Mother, my waist was going to be broken by her yesterday! ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes fell on her for a while.
The mother of the Xu family is not easy to mess with, and immediately pointed at Shen Yu and scolded: "Okay, it turns out that you are a sloppy singing woman, it is you who ruined my son's good deeds, and beat my son like this!" ”
She said to the old lady: "The surname is Xia, if you don't give me an explanation today, I won't finish with you today!" ”
Bai Shi was secretly happy in his heart when he heard this, and he pretended to be very anxious on the surface.
"Oh, don't worry, Mother Xu, we don't know what's going on here!"
The mother of the Xu family snorted coldly, and the old lady here knocked on the ground with a cane: "Shen Yu, what the hell is going on!" ”
Shen Yu didn't mean to be weak at all.
"Mother Xu, you keep saying that I'm afraid of ruining your son's marriage, I don't know how I broke the law! Did I run over to make your son's wedding, or did I rob your son and daughter-in-law! ”
Shen Yu snorted coldly as he spoke, and his face became a lot colder.
"I didn't do anything of these two things, why do you say that I ruined your son's wedding!"
"You ......"
The mother of the Xu family didn't expect to meet Shen Yu, a master who could speak well, and she was a little choked at the moment. But I came back to my senses right away.
"You didn't go to the wedding or rob the bride, but you went to the technical institute to help Bai Xian'er win the championship, and the old bun promised to sell Bai Xian'er to my son as a daughter-in-law after tonight, if it weren't for you, how would she regret it!"
"Technician?"
The old lady frowned when she heard this, and while looking at Shen Yu, her hand holding the cane kept exerting force.
The mother of the Xu family chuckled: "Yes! It's your good daughter-in-law, the place of the Runway Technical Institute, who makes money by colluding with the technician! Old lady, your daughter-in-law is really a good skill! If you really don't have money next time, look at the posture and look at the means, you don't need to help any technical girl win the Oiran, you can be an Oiran yourself! ”
After speaking, even Bai couldn't help laughing, and was scolded by the old lady with a look.
At that moment, the old lady angrily pointed at Shen Yu with a cane: "What she said is true!" ”
Shen Yu didn't answer, and the old lady's angry face turned a little whiter: "Apologize to me!" Apologize to me right away! ”
The mother of the Xu family stopped hearing it.
"Apologize? Your good daughter-in-law has done so many good things, and she has messed up my son's marriage, and she has beaten my son like this to apologize and think about it? ”
The old lady was very angry, and asked word by word: "What else do you want!" ”
The mother of the Xu family glanced at Shen Yu: "What do you want!" Accompany the money! You beat my son like this and ruined his marriage, your family must not lose money! ”
The old lady said patiently: "How much do you want!" ”
When the Xu family's mother heard this, she immediately opened her mouth: "How much?" One hundred taels! ”