🐶 The dog smashes Snoopy's narrative

It's raining outside, it's the end of February today, it's March soon, and spring in New York is coming!

It won't rain in the afternoon, I'm going to go for a walk with my grandmother, and I'll definitely go to see the pear tree that has bloomed a few days ago, and today it may bloom more, and I am more and more nostalgic for my current life.

The two kittens Bluetooth and mung bean are chasing me on the floor and playing table tennis, and all the play no longer belongs to me!

I could only lie on the couch and watch the two of them play, while my grandmother was making us snacks to eat, and Pippi the parrot was also helping her in the kitchen, taking a spatula and paper towel to wipe the table clean......

These simple things, Pippi do very well! I often sing to my grandmother. Now his grandmother is teaching him to read Chinese online novels, and the Chinese characters he knows are equivalent to a fifth-grade elementary school student.

His English is also very good, it was taught to him by his grandmother when he was alive, and for a while, Pippi asked his grandmother to send him to school, and with his level, he could safely go to the first grade of junior high school.

However, Pipsqueak is just a bird and can only teach himself at home. He can also use the computer's healthy disk to type, which was also taught to him by the milk girl.

Grandma used to use the computer, but now Pippi uses it; Grandma's previous mobile phone is also owned by Pippi.

Now, he has two iPhones, a red Apple watch, which he now wears where his bird's legs are next to his paws.

Suddenly, the Apple Watch he was wearing on his lap rang, and he answered the phone with a tap from his mouth: "Hello, who?" ”

🌻 Grandmother Lola's narration

Pippi the Parrot answers the phone while helping me in the kitchen.

The other party's phone: "I'm looking for Mr. Pippi Wang." ”

Parrot: "I'm Pipsqueak!" ”

The other party asked, "Anne Wang, is it your grandmother?" ”

Pippi: "yes, she's dead!" Where are you? ”

Person: "I'm Charlie, the deputy general manager of Metropolitan Insurance Company, and we know that Anne Wang has passed away, but she bought two life insurance policies in our company before her death. ”

Pippi asked, "She bought insurance, how much?" ”

Charlie: "The two insurances together are $1 million, and the beneficiary is you." Excuse me, in these two days, please come to the insurance company in the New York Metropolitan to handle the insurance business. ”

Pipsqueak asked, "Shall I ask you for it?" ”

Charlie: "yes! ”

Pipsqueak: "I'm a bird...... Does the signature be effective? ”

Charlie: "What, you're a bird, how can you talk?" ”

Pipsqueak: "I'm a parrot...... Why can't you speak? ”

“…………”

Charlie: "Do you have a guardian now?" ”

Pippi: "Wow, Grandma Lola. ”

Charlie: "Can you get her to answer the phone now?" ”

Pipsqueak: "Yes! ”

Pippi took out the phone in his pocket, pressed it on it, and handed it to me, "Grandma, they asked you to answer the phone." ”

I chatted with Charlie from Metropolitan Insurance for a few minutes to confirm my identity, and then he asked me to bring me all the formalities for adopting Pippi, as well as Pippi's birth certificate, the pet medical insurance documents that Pippi now uses, and so on.

We'll meet tomorrow at 10 a.m. at the manager's office at Farasane Metropolitan Insurance Company, and of course, I'll have to bring my ID with me.

Unexpectedly, in an instant, Pippi Parrot became a very rich bird, and there were more rich animals in the world, and the richest man - Gunther IV, this shepherd dog inherited a large inheritance left to him by his father Gunther III.

Gunther IV is worth $375 million, eats steak and caviar, and owns millions of dollars in real estate......