Chapter 283: Lao Tzu ...... Promised
Xu Feng smiled, "Okay, it's time for me to go find the big army, you can slowly scold me here." ”
As he spoke, Xu Feng grabbed the hammer's clothes and prepared to leave.
"Maple Blossom! You bastard! Iron Hammer scolded: "You dare to take away Lao Tzu's clothes, Lao Tzu is fighting with you!" ”
Xu Feng smiled evilly: "Okay, then let's fight." ”
"You!" The hammer was ashamed and annoyed, but there was nothing he could do.
In the hands of a man like Xu Feng, it is impossible not to be taken advantage of.
In the end, Iron Hammer sighed helplessly, "Xu Feng, we are not good brothers anymore. ”
Xu Feng shook his head, "No. ”
"What? Don't you already think I'm a good brother? Hammer asked, shocked.
Xu Feng smiled: "Well, since you stripped me naked and looked at my body, we can't go back to brotherhood." ”
"You ......" Iron Hammer stomped his foot angrily, "It's obvious that I'm at a loss, okay!" ”
Xu Feng shrugged his shoulders, "I didn't feel it at all, and when I woke up, I found that you were pressed on me, and our clothes were thrown aside, and you let others give you a judgment, who suffered the loss?" ”
Hammer was going crazy, "Why let someone else judge?" This kind of thing...... How can you say it to others and let others judge it! ”
Xu Feng smiled: "Look, your heart is empty, right? Still don't admit that you have intentions against me? ”
Iron Hammer said helplessly: "Brother, let me go!" The Snow Emperor is still waiting for us to rush back. ”
Xu Feng smiled: "Hey, at this time, do you think of caring about the Snow Emperor?" ”
"Lao Tzu doesn't care about her! Lao Tzu is just ...... It's just, it's just about the other members of the Snow Emperor's team! Hammer said with a red face.
Xu Feng smiled: "Oh? Other members? Uncle Lin Hai is not here, you and I are here again, is it possible, do you care about Yang Gongzai? ”
Iron Hammer said angrily: "Xu Feng, what do you want!" ”
Xu Feng smiled, "You put me to sleep and asked me what I wanted?" ”
"I didn't ......" Hammer really wanted to cry without tears.
Xu Feng smiled: "Okay, don't explain, the explanation is a cover-up, so let's do it, anyway, I'm also taken advantage of by you, so I'll call you a little wife from now on." ”
Hammer said angrily: "Why! Who is your eldest wife? ”
Xu Feng smiled and said, "Snow Emperor." ”
Iron Hammer said hatefully: "You think beautiful! I don't want to be your little wife! ”
Xu Feng smiled: "Okay then, then I'll go first." ”
With that, Xu Feng took the clothes of the hammer and turned around and walked out of the cave.
"Hey, wait! Maple of life! You're back! Hammer said eagerly, "Again, let's discuss again!" ”
Xu Feng looked back and smiled: "There's no negotiable, I'm pressed for time, I don't want to drag mud and water, whether I can be my little wife or not, just a word!" ”
"You!" Iron Hammer said angrily, "You are such a bastard! ”
Xu Feng smiled: "Then do you want to be my little wife for this bastard?" ”
Hammer blushed and said, "I...... You can think about it, but you have to give me back the clothes first, and if you don't give me the clothes, I can't think. ”
Xu Feng smiled: "Yo, will you bargain with me?" No, you'll have to tell me the answer before I can give you clothes. ”
Iron Hammer gritted his teeth and muttered softly: "Xu Feng, you big villain, you know how to bully me, okay, now in this case, I will be wronged and promise you, hum, I will find an opportunity in the future, see how I clean you up!" ”
After muttering, Hammer sighed and said, "Okay, Lao Tzu...... Promised. ”
Xu Feng laughed, "You have to explain what you promised!" ”
Iron Hammer said embarrassedly: "Lao Tzu has agreed to be your little wife!" ”
Xu Feng smiled: "That's how good a little wife is." By the way, can you stop calling yourself Lao Tzu in the future? ”
Hammer nodded and said, "Oh, I know. ”
Xu Feng suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.
Hammer asked, "Can you give me back your clothes?" ”
Xu Feng grinned: "Not yet, you just agreed verbally, and you have to express it in action." ”
Hammer blushed and said, "What do you say in action?" ”
Xu Feng smiled: "Originally, it was supposed to be that, but now that time is urgent, we still have very important things to do, so you can just kiss me." ”
Iron Hammer was stunned, blushed and said, "How can it be done!" ”
Xu Feng smiled: "Wow, you are willing to be my little wife, but you refuse to kiss me, could it be that you are deliberately fooling me?" ”
Hammer hurriedly said, "Of course not, it's just...... Lao Tzu is shy! ”
Xu Feng laughed and said, "Iron Hammer, you are so cute. ”
Iron Hammer said angrily: "Lao Tzu is not cute!" ”
Xu Feng shook the clothes in his hand, "Do you want to wear clothes?" ”
Iron Hammer sighed helplessly, "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you!" Isn't it just a kiss, it's not like I haven't kissed before. Hey, you're coming over on your own! Lao Tzu has nothing on him, and he will be gone as soon as he walks! ”
Xu Feng grinned, walked over to the hammer, and leaned over the evil smile.
Iron Hammer blushed, closed his eyes, and tapped lightly on Xu Feng's lips.
"Okay, right?" Hammer asked.
Xu Feng smiled: "Okay." ”
Hammer was a little surprised, "That's it?" I thought you'd do something else. ”
Xu Feng smiled: "Of course I think so, but now we have to hurry back to the Snow Emperor and their side, so let's save together first, and wait for the next time." ”
Hammer said angrily, "There is no next time!" ”
Xu Feng smiled: "Don't set up a flag easily, okay, put on your clothes quickly." ”
Iron Hammer stretched out his hand to take the clothes, blushed and said, "What are you still standing in front of Lao Tzu for?" Turn your head away! ”
Xu Feng said with a smile: "You are my little wife, I have seen everything that should be seen and what should not be seen, what else is there to avoid?" ”
Hammer blushed and said, "No! Turn around! ”
"Okay, okay." Xu Feng turned around helplessly.
Hammer hurriedly put on the air-dried clothes, and then angrily showed the blackiron forging hammer.
She can't wait to directly beat Xu Feng into an immovable cripple, so that in the rest of her life, Xu Feng can be at her mercy.
But, in the end, she couldn't do it.
Annoyance is annoyance, true love is still true love after all.
Hammer sighed faintly and withdrew the Darkiron Forge Hammer.
Xu Feng looked back with a smile, "What, don't murder your husband?" ”
Iron Hammer glanced at Xu Feng angrily, "Wait for next time!" ”
Xu Feng laughed, "Let's go, little wife!" ”
"Don't call me my little wife!" Hammer said angrily.
Xu Feng smiled: "You and the Snow Emperor are really good sisters, she is the same as you." ”
"She won't let you call her a little wife?" Hammer asked.
"No, she won't let me call her wife." Xu Feng smiled.
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