Chapter 327: Washing and perming in one
"Bang Bang ......"
Miao Zijian lost control of this smash directly, and only felt that this force went straight to the back of the head from the brain!
I can't control it!
"Poof......
A foul smell came from behind the carthing!
Bai Xiaochuan: "......"
Dasha two stupid: "......"
Everyone: "......"
Hao Gaoxin: "Hahaha, Lao Tzu's fecal incontinence charm is often effective......"
Bai Xiaochuan flew up and kicked Hao Gaoxin's ass: "You get ...... Lao Tzu"
It's a good beating scene, it's disgusting to you, can't you develop some useful talismans?
What are you going to do?
Miao Zijian collapsed directly, how can there be such a play!
Dasha covered his nose: "Eat Lao Tzu and ......"
The second fool was shocked: "Big brother, don't fight, the poop is all out......"
Why are you slamming it, slapping it on the poop for Lao Tzu, isn't that sad!
The people around were all stunned, covering their noses and watching this scene from afar.
In other words, it seems that this group of people from the cultivation academy are quite happy to catch someone!
Those few Fu Gong teachers were already dumbfounded.
Is it so effective?
A few people stared at each other, are we also developing in this direction!
Miao Zijian has already been beaten and pulled, lying there with extreme doubts about life!
You, what the hell are you taught?
Do you want to play Dead Lao Tzu?
Bai Xiaochuan said angrily: "Look at the good things you have done, it stinks like this, how can you interrogate!" ”
Dasha threw the two fools at will!
The second fool fell directly to the ground and was thrown out several meters away.
Dasha clapped his hand and said, "Grandpa, don't worry, look at me!" ”
Looking at yours? What do you see!
Dasha clasped his hands together, stomped on the ground under his feet, and said in his mouth: "Hurry like a law, the gourd five babies are on my body......"
"Poof!"
Bai Xiaochuan almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood.
Well, I've been defeated by you, please keep up with your performance, and forget about it.
The fifth baby is a water baby!
Dasha's body shook for a while, like a sheep's madness, and after a few seconds, his momentum changed: "Oh, monster, you dare to defecate anywhere......"
Special!
The corners of Bai Xiaochuan's mouth twitched, sooner or later, Lao Tzu will be a little angry with you!
What about the seriousness of the matter?
It doesn't exist at all!
Dasha mouthed a "bah", and spit a mouthful of saliva on Miao Zijian's face.
Miao Zijian: "???? ”
Bai Xiaochuan: "!!! ”
What's more, is the ability of the water baby to spit?
It seems to have been said in the past, but Lao Tzu also has this ability, you are a hairy god!
The second fool got up from the ground and saw that the eldest brother spit out Miao Zijian, and he didn't say a word in the past, "phew"......
Then there is Hao Gaoxin's past "Bah......
Bai Xiaochuan felt that he was about to collapse, you also vomited when your brother vomited, the most annoying thing is Hao Gaoxin, what does it have to do with you, you also went over to get involved, are you planning to bathe Miao Zijian with saliva?
A few Fu Gong teachers were a little confused, and they didn't know why the three of them did this.
All a little hesitant.
Yan Yan was stunned for a long time and said: "Or, let's spit out some ...... too"
Bai Xiaochuan is almost helpless, are they stupid, are you stupid?
Dasha here took a deep breath, and suddenly took another "phew"......
"it!"
A group of people were all shocked, especially you are a bit powerful.
Dasha spit out a mouthful of saliva, that's not something humans can do at all, just like the dinosaurs from the Jurassic, a mouthful of saliva is so big, it is estimated that it can be almost five kilograms!
A large mouthful of saliva was sprayed directly on Miao Zijian's face.
Bai Xiaochuan was directly dumbfounded, you are a water baby...... It's not a saliva baby......
Do you have some misunderstanding about the water baby!
Miao Zijian directly hit the wall with his head, what kind of sin did Lao Tzu create, and he had to suffer this kind of inhuman abuse.
"Bai Xiaochuan, come here, kill Lao Tzu with one knife, Lao Tzu is no longer alive!" Miao Zijian cried as he spoke, not to bully people like this.
Is it a big saliva?
Bai Xiaochuan shook his head and said, "Dirty ......"
Special!
Your word is simply the finishing touch, it says the essence of things, but it's not all caused by you!
Bai Xiaochuan doesn't expect to be stupid, the farts let you wash him, and the more you do it, the more disgusting you become!
Dasha was triumphant: "Grandpa, how is ......?"
What about grandpa, don't be so involved!
Bai Xiaochuan shook his head: "It's not good......"
"Don't worry, I still have it!"
Bai Xiaochuan was taken aback, what else? Are you going to drown someone with saliva?
Dasha lifted his clothes and said: "As a water baby, since saliva is not good, I still have urine, the kind of ...... that is super yellow."
Miao Zijian listened, didn't say a word, and directly installed it on the wall.
Instead of letting you be so humiliated, Lao Tzu might as well kill himself.
Bai Xiaochuan flew up and kicked Da Fool aside, and said to Miao Zijian: "Miao Zijian, calm down......"
I'm calm Nima, are you a good thing?
It's not all the damage you taught, you can try it, can you calm down!
His head was bleeding from the blow, but it was not life-threatening.
Bai Xiaochuan took a look, how can he do this!
Hao Gaoxin said: "Teacher, I have a thunderstorm talisman here......
"You're in a hurry!" Bai Xiaochuan waved his hand impatiently, he was a good person, he was saliva and poop, and he made a foul smell.
The flies are flying out.
Hao Gaoxin coughed: "Heaven and earth are infinite, Qiankun borrows the law, and the thunderstorm charm ...... ...... disease"
With a shake of his hand, a talisman flew over and exploded on top of Miao Zijian's head.
Miao Zijian was taken aback, why are you all over? Do you have to toss the dead man to be happy?
Then as soon as the talisman exploded, a black rain cloud immediately formed, which looked very heavy, as if it would rain at any time.
Then there was a "boom", and the sound of thunder came from the black cloud!
Bai Xiaochuan: "??? ”
"Didn't you say the Thunderstorm Talisman?" Bai Xiaochuan asked Hao Gaoxin!
"Yes, the thunderstorm charm, the kind with thunder and rain!" Hao Gaoxin said: "Isn't it trendy? ”
"Get out!" Bai Xiaochuan didn't have the heart to speak.
Lao Tzu wants to keep you breathing, but looking at today, most of you have to be tossed to death by this guy!
The thundercloud rolled a few times, and suddenly there was a "boom", and a blue lightning bolt hit Miao Zijian's head directly.
Just listen to the sound of "bang"!
Miao Zijian's whole face was dark, the hair on his head stood up, he twitched twice all over his body, and the white foam at the corners of his mouth came out.
Then there was a heavy rain, and the "boom" was poured on Miao Zijian's head.
Just one meter in diameter around him, the heavy rain was like a pour, and the head and face kept hitting Miao Zijian's head......
Miao Zijian looked at the sky with his eyes, he knew that this was the case, and Lao Tzu might as well die early and worry-free.
What is the meaning of life when you are tortured half-dead here!
Hao Gaoxin said proudly: "Teacher, what do you think of my two-in-one washing and ironing?" ”