Li Chunyan immediately retorted

"What do you want to do! If you can't sing, it's impossible to sleep! As for listening to you sing in my arms, that's for sure, and it's a must, but only if you pass the test! Don't think about it here! Think about how to sing to me tonight! ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless for an instant, thinking that he was not afraid of how good a person was, but he was afraid that this person would be unreasonable, and he would encounter his beloved who was unreasonable, so he could only remove the word reason from his life dictionary, so he said very aggrieved

"Oops! Isn't it difficult for you to be strong? The two of us are thousands of miles apart, although as long as there is a signal, we can generally hear it, but now we are in two beds, we can't even feel the heartbeat, even if you can hear singing, it doesn't mean anything! ”

Li Chunyan pouted her mouth high, and said a little mischievously

"I don't care! You must have a way, or wouldn't it be in vain to call you, the golden fox for so long! ”

Wang Jinbao's eyes rolled, and he said seriously

"Is it okay to do anything? Are you sure you won't regret it, let alone get angry? ”

Li Chunyan whispered with a flushed face

"Nasty!"

Wang Jinbao felt that he could no longer be a decent gentleman, and this step on the phone was to be taken after all, so he gritted his teeth, cheeky, and said with a wicked smile

"Oops! Or are you warm in the bed! ”

I only heard Li Chunyan screaming

"What are you doing? Who let you in? Get out of here! ”

Wang Jinbao deliberately lowered his voice

"Be quiet! Beware of being heard by the dorm next door to you! I don't know! I thought your dormitory was burglarized! ”

Li Chunyan's voice also became extremely quiet

"You're worse than a thief! Get out of here! Or I'm angry! ”

Wang Jinbao said with a wicked smile

"Look at what you said, I really don't have any level at all, I'm your boyfriend, and your husband, how can it be more terrible than being a thief when I get into your bed? Don't be afraid of others laughing out of their big teeth! Please drill a quilt for the little two, is there any problem? ”

Li Chunyan said with some shortness of breath

"That's right! It's true that you are my boyfriend, and it's not wrong to call each other my wife and husband, but this is just a title, without my permission, you get into my bed without permission, that is a coward, serious violation, my personal privacy and personal safety! So excuse me, get out of here! Otherwise I'll shout for help! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled evilly, and became a little naughty

"Wife, why are you talking so funny today! Since you and I regard ourselves as husband and wife, but we don't interfere with each other's food and clothing, wouldn't it be like selling dog meat on the head of a sheep! Could it be that around you, those classmates who live together, sleep with two quilts at night? ”

When Li Chunyan heard this, she was instantly angry, thinking that you still have the face to say, it hurt people to be widowed at such a young age, and their own dereliction of duty, but I didn't expect it to become a reason now, and it was directly hateful, so I said a little irritably

"That's it! Please don't talk about those useless, people are real boyfriends and girlfriends, and the two of us are friends of the opposite sex at best, and we are friends of the opposite sex who have never met, so please go back to your quilt and don't affect my sleep here! ”

Wang Jinbao pretended to be angry and said

"Finally show your fox tail today! Say what is in your heart! It turns out that what you said before was a lie! I thought I had met true love! All right! Do not say! My little heart can't stand it! Let's go back to my own bed and sleep honestly! ”

When Li Chunyan heard that Wang Jinbao was going to hang up the phone, she was a little anxious

"Stinky boy! You dare to hang up the phone today and try it! When did people lie to you, we were on the phone, is it interesting for you to deceive yourself like this? ”

Wang Jinbao smiled helplessly when he heard the self-deception, thinking that he didn't know that he was deceiving himself, to be precise, he was talking about a dream, but he had no way, who let himself fall too deeply, so he sighed and said extremely helplessly

"Yes! I know on the phone, but you won't be allowed to enter the bed on the phone, so I'm afraid in reality, I won't even have the opportunity to kneel on the washboard! Not to mention anything else! Since it's a dream when you wake up sooner or later, leave a good impression on each other, don't say anything, go to bed early! ”

Li Chunyan was completely anxious at this time, and said angrily

"How are you a tendon! I've told you all, on the phone! On the phone! Why don't you listen! Besides, you haven't passed the test yet! What a monkey is in a hurry! ”

Wang Jinbao was a little anxious when he heard Li Chunyan's words, and thought that his bitter chicken plan had finally worked, so he continued to add a fire

"What's wrong on the phone? Don't you know that the ultimate purpose of the drill is to better win future wars? Besides, our feelings are not accumulated over time on the phone? ”

Li Chunyan was said by a sentence, and she couldn't resist it for a while, so she said a little irritably

"But we're not in a military exercise, we're in love! It's not like going to the front line to defend the country! It's not tiring to talk so much about it all day long! ”

Wang Jinbao became extremely serious

"Wife, you're right, we are indeed talking about love, not defending the country, but we live in peacetime, although the war seems to be far away from us, it is because of our people's soldiers, our iron soldiers, who are defending our home and country! I'll tell you the truth, I'm ready, ready for the eight-year war of resistance, to carry out this love defense war to the end, and marry you as a wife! I'm on the phone tonight, and I'll share a bed with you to rehearse, and you'll see if it's okay? ”

Li Chunyan was said by Wang Jinbao in a few words, and instantly felt that her blood pressure soared, and her heart seemed to jump out of her throat, and then she said in a very small voice

"You hate it! I can't help you, I'm so late that I can't spoil you! How are you sleeping on my bed! ”

Wang Jinbao was so happy that he almost didn't jump, thinking that no matter on the phone or in real life, a girl can only let you get into her bed after she really accepts and recognizes you, but she didn't expect happiness to come so suddenly, so she rolled her eyes and said with a wicked smile

"Could it be that those people who live together, the women are like Zhang Fei at night, they all sleep with their eyes open?"

Li Chunyan seemed to have forgotten that there was a man lying beside her who had never met

"Nonsense, people are boyfriend and girlfriend, and it can even be said that they are the other half of the future! What are the two of us? ”

Wang Jinbao found that his boyfriend and girlfriend were no longer good, so he came directly

"Not bad! The two of me now, in fashionable words, know each other on the phone, know each other in love letters, love each other on the mobile phone, and have not even seen a single hair of each other's netizens, but you can rest assured, as long as you do not give up, I will be with you in life and death! ”