Day 340 (1) If there is an afterlife, make a salted fish
"You're already a mature dog, you're going to learn to climb out of the pit on your own."
Tang Yue is good at persuasion.
Stray dogs lie in the pit, indifferent.
The old cat sat on the side, his chin resting on the solar panel, his eyebrows drooping, tilting his head to watch Tang Yue's performance, his eyes like he was looking at an idiot.
"Play the harp to the cow."
Tang Yue sighed and sat down.
"If Tang Sanzang didn't have the White Dragon Horse, did you think he would be able to go to the West Heaven to get the true scriptures?" Tang Yue picked up a stone casually and threw it on the wheel, "108,000 miles, that is, 54,000 kilometers, and there are 14,000 kilometers more around the equator...... The white dragon horse is worthy of being the son of the dragon king, the water nature is so good, and it is no problem to cross the Pacific Ocean. ”
"When are you going to push it out of the pit?"
"Hmm...... Eight hours later, or tomorrow morning, we won't be able to walk while charging anyway, so we might as well lie down and rest. Tang Yue replied, "It's a hell cloudy day today, the sun is too weak, I don't know when the battery will be fully charged." ”
The Martian stray dog unfortunately fell into the pit again, Tang Yue finally experienced how difficult it is to drive off-road without roads, the highways on the earth extend in all directions, Tang Yue can drive from Heihe to Motuo, and the wheels can not get mud spots along the way, which gives Tang Yue the illusion that this trip is a self-driving trip.
But Mars is a primitive and wild planet, and it has never been developed in any way, and Tang Yue only realized that the car is a specialized vehicle for the road after his left and right buttocks were torn up, and if he broke away from the flat road, ninety-nine percent of the vehicles would be defeated in front of the wilderness.
There are no big ups and downs in the Ihidi Plain, most of the time it is flat, but the wear and tear of the rover structure on the long-distance gallop in the wasteland is still amazing, the designers limited the speed of the Martian stray dogs to thirty yards, Tang Yue finally understood their good intentions - the earthlings must have the ability to make the stray dogs soar to sixty yards or even one hundred and twenty yards, but they will definitely fall apart if they are so fast on Mars.
Tang Yue and the old cat tried to push the cart once, but the stray dog did not move.
They had to simply stop and rest and recharge their batteries by the way.
Wait until it's fully charged before pushing the rover out.
The old cat slid down the solar panel, and finally spread softly on the ground, like a salted fish.
"What is the meaning of being a cat?"
"The meaning of cat life is salted fish."
The old cat asked and answered himself.
Tang Yue and the old cat finally got tired of this boring journey, what they saw and heard along the way was really lackluster, the performance of the Martian stray dogs limited them to a maximum of thirty kilometers a day, and the rest of the time could only wait in place, and finally they were tired of singing all the songs they could sing, and they finished all the light that they could pull, from the origin of the universe to the end of the earth, Tang Yue even turned out Lao Zheng's heavy taste collection, and pulled him out of the whip over and over again, In the end, even a cross talk master like Lao Mao couldn't find a burden to shake, and all that was left was endless salted fish.
Tang Yue felt that he and the old cat, the two salted fish, could lie on the ground like this and jump to their destination little by little.
"What's so bad about salted fish?" The old cat said, "The universe is the saltiest fish, and in the ninety-nine percent of the life of the universe, it is a dead salted fish." ”
"Of course salted fish is good, my biggest dream in this life is to be a salted fish, but unfortunately the pressure of life is too great, the salted fish in this world are all born with a golden key in life winners." Tang Yue turned over on the ground, since it was a salted fish, he had to turn over often, so that he could be evenly salted and salted.
"If there is an afterlife,
To make a fish.
marinated in salt,
There are no senseless tears.
Half salty,
Half faded out of the big bird,
Half of the soup is boiled in the pot,
Half on the rack barbecue,
Very crazy and very peaceful,
Never bothered, never bothered. ”
"I advise you not to roll on the ground, these sand and gravel are very sharp and easy to scratch the Mingguang armor." The old cat reminded, "If you damage the inner liner and cause pressure relief, you are finished." ”
"It doesn't matter." Tang Yue shook his head, "The material of the Mingguang armor is very strong, and the knife can't cut it. ”
"You've cut it?"
"Tried on Earth." Tang Yue replied, "I am very impressed, because the instructor of the center told us that this thing is as reliable as body armor, and ordinary knives cannot be cut...... Later, the instructor explained that the light armor is probably the most expensive clothes you have worn in your life, and one set is 15 million, which is equivalent to a suite in Beijing. ”
"You know what?" Tang Yue pinched his thumb and index finger together and slightly separated a gap, "I was a little close to dying on the spot. ”
The old cat stuck to the ground, arched itself, and moved forward.
"What are you doing, old cat?"
"I'm not a cat." The old cat replied sullenly, arched his body again, and jumped forward, his body miraculously elongated several times, "I am a birch inchworm." ”
"What are you doing?"
"Birch beetles can't speak." The old cat muttered, "The birch worm just wants to go home." ”
Tang Yue watched the old cat squirm on the ground, arching in the direction it came from.
He shook his head and stepped on the charging cable on the ground, which stiffened.
The old cat got headlong into the mud and planted a dog to eat.
"Meow!"
It breathes out of the native language.
Tang Yue got up and walked over, picked up the big fluffy cat, and the old cat's two short legs kicked helplessly around in mid-air, "Hey...... What are you doing? Tang Yue, what are you doing? Put me down! Put me down, do you hear? Put me down! ”
Tang Yue picked up the old cat back, lifted the old cat high, stuffed it into the cab of the rover, and took a breath, "You think I want to hug you?" Dead and dead, are you really a cat and not a pig? Pigs aren't as heavy as you......"
Then he plugged the charging cable into the old cat.
"When we get to our destination, you'll be able to go home." Tang Yue tiptoed and patted the old cat's head, turned around and walked to the battery board not far away, "Three days at most, you can go back in three days, don't worry...... No one knows what awaits us in three days, but I don't think that's probably a bad thing, because we can't be unlucky anymore. ”
"After three days, I went home and was gone." The old cat said.
"How so?" Tang Yue turned his head and smiled at it, "Kunlun Station won't run on long legs again, no matter when you go back, it will be there." ”
The old cat put his face on the steering wheel and looked at Tang Yue's back.
"But only where you are is home."