Chapter Twenty-Five: The Golden Boy's Skeleton
Among the mud tires, there was indeed a corpse hidden.
However, it was not a human skeleton, but a huge macaque!
This big monkey is cross-legged in the mud like a human, with low eyebrows and eyes, and it has a solemn meaning of two treasures.
It's just that the fur around his body is mottled, most of them are bald, and the hair on the top of his head is white.
Dou Dabao lost his voice and said: "Isn't this the fucking old monkey we met when we crossed the bridge?!" ”
Pan Ying hadn't seen this old monkey, so she only asked with surprise in her eyes: "The grass fairy offered in this temple is a monkey fairy...... Damn......"
Halfway through her words, she hurried back as if she had seen a ghost.
I stood next to the old bald monkey who was meditating, and I could see at once why she was scared away—
Just as she stepped forward, one of the old monkey's eyes actually shed a line of red blood and tears!
I swallowed dryly, "Don't be afraid, I poked this monkey's eye blind." ”
Dou Dabao looked up and saw clearly, "No, this old monkey is bleeding and tearful in his eyes, and his eyes are still there!" ”
I glanced at the wishful wrench in my hand, and said in my heart:
Although this wrench is stolen by a thief, I don't know what year, month, and who made it, but the thing that stole the door came from the hands of a craftsman. After many years, it has been transferred to my hands, and I am afraid that I already have some side abilities.
Lin Tong recovered from the fight, his mind seemed to be more sober, and he immediately told us about the experience of crossing the bridge.
When the fat man heard this, he also seemed to suddenly realize:
"This monkey may really be a grass fairy. In this temple, he has been worshiped by the villagers for many years, and may have really become an immortal, but there is still a spiritual thought left to take care of the villagers here. ”
He seemed to have a point, but in my heart I secretly scolded him for not going out of his mind.
As for the architectural structure of this evil temple, at most, it will not be more than forty or fifty years old, and the shack at the mouth of the seven rivers has been relocated to the village as early as forty years ago.
Although I thought it was absurd, these words still didn't come out.
You must know that everything has spirituality, and this bald old monkey may not be a grass fairy, but if you live to this age, you can be regarded as a 'monkey old and a spirit'.
In the early years, I may not still believe in some existence, but at No. 31 Backstreet, after seeing Bai Ling'er, I already believed that there are both snakes and snakes in the world, so although this old monkey is dead, how dare you assert that it has no spiritual thoughts?
Pan Ying pretended to be arrogant and asked, "Woe, I hurt this monkey...... Grandpa Monkey, it won't retaliate, will it? ”
I pointed to the scratch on my face, half to her, half to the 'sitting' old monkey and said:
"On the 'single-plank bridge', fighting for my life, I hurt it, why didn't it hurt me? What's more, it has blocked me several times. You know, if I don't hurt it at that time, Ji Yayun's life and I will be gone. If you don't even have this bit of open-mindedness, you still come to me for revenge, let alone being a grass fairy, it's hard to say whether you can be reincarnated as a grass worm! ”
I don't want to delay any longer, since Lin Tong said that the 'golden boy' is not allowed to be blasphemed, I didn't 'drive' Dou Dabao and the fat man anymore, let others dodge, and directly rushed to the last mud tire.
The upper half of the mud tire was broken, and I didn't see the 'living incense' made by people in my imagination.
Dou Dabao and Pan Ying's brain circuits are strikingly similar, and at the same time said: "Could it be that the 'golden boy' is younger than the 'jade girl'?" ”
This is for the remnants of the mud tire, with the existing height of the mud tire, the most that can be wrapped is only a one-year-old child.
"Impossible! To be used as a living incense burner, it must be a child or a man or a woman who has been spiritually enlightened! ”
The fat man climbed onto the altar as he spoke, and when he looked down, he was stunned, "There is no corpse!" In that case, the 'incense burner' would not be complete, so what is the use of building this temple? ”
"You should go to the doctor who gave myopia surgery and ask him to help 'open your eyes' again!"
I teased him, cracked the mud tire open a bit, crouched down, and picked up the pieces.
The fat man originally wanted to fight with me, but his face changed sharply when he saw this, "How can it be a dead man's bones?!" Could it be that no one took care of it, and the living incense turned into bones? Shouldn't it be? ”
I didn't say anything, I picked up a piece of bone the size of a palm, put it to the end of my nose and smelled it, and while frowning, I put the bone piece aside, and picked out another tibia from the mud tire......
Seeing that I picked out the bones one by one and laid them out, Lin Tong couldn't help but say: "It's really worthy of being the apprentice brought out by my father, and at this time, he actually talked about the program 'fighting bones'?" ”
I glanced at her, and I didn't stop moving.
It took about a quarter of an hour to finally pick out the skeleton and put it together in a roughly complete way.
Only then did he speak: "Judging by the characteristics of the bones, this should be an adult male." ”
The fat man nodded: "That's right, the one used as 'living incense' must be a man and a woman, and both of them must be yin." ”
Then he shook his head again, "Then it shouldn't be, the 'Golden Boy and Jade Girl' have been sealed with spiritual apertures, even if no one lights incense, the corpse should not decompose into bones?" ”
I didn't lift my eyelids, but said in a deep voice, "This skeleton is not rotten like this, but has been cooked at high temperatures." ”
The fat man originally wanted to see that there was nothing left in the mud tire, but when he heard the words, he reacted violently: "This person has been boiled?" ”
I picked up a bone and shook it in front of him, "There are still scratches on it, and I don't know if I have bitten it before." ”
The fat man said "oops" and almost fell to the ground, "I'm going, I don't want to say, this is the person who is cooking in the pot at the head of the village, right?" ”
I took a deep breath and was about to jump off the altar when there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps outside.
Dou Dabao and the others' faces changed greatly, but only Lin Tong said:
"The villagers are here!"
The fact is that everyone thinks that the footsteps of such a large number of people can only come from one circumstance.
The fat man yelled hysterically: "Damn, let them come!" Lao Tzu is also the master who has eaten human flesh, come! Come! Come! Come on! See who's eating whom! ”
Even though I didn't study psychology, I knew that he was afraid to the limit.
In fact, when I heard the footsteps, my first reaction was also - those villagers had eaten all the meat in the pot and were not full, and rushed towards us.
Seeing that Dou Dabao took out the pig-killing knife and showed a ruthless face, I jumped down in a hurry, grabbed him at the same time, and rushed to the rest of the people:
"Hide behind the altar!"
Under the panic, everyone was not slow to react, but Shi Fatzi, who didn't know whether he was really scared or frightened, so he just stood on the altar and couldn't shout.
The footsteps came so tightly that I couldn't take care of him, so I only took the others to hide in the wall behind the shrine.
Pan Ying has always been 'strong outside and dry in the middle', and at this time she was so frightened that her face was colorless, and she closed her eyes tightly and muttered:
"Amitabha... Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable... Alleluia...... I'm not afraid of death, but don't let me be stewed and eaten. ”
Her brain circuit is really beyond Dou Dabao, no one can think of it. In a panic, she temporarily cried to finish the various 'sects' in China and the West that she knew, suddenly raised her hands and shouted in a low voice:
"Who will take care of me, or ask for the blessing of the ancestors!"
Dou Dabao was anxious to cover her mouth, but before his hand could reach over, suddenly, he saw a green rope falling straight in front of Pan Ying from above.
Pan Ying didn't open her eyes, but Dou Dabao and I really saw it.
Dou Dabao looked at me stunned: "Is it really her Pan family...... No, it's the Di family who bless us? ”
I ignored his nonsense, and when I saw the end of the rope falling, I immediately looked up, and saw a strange red face on the wall, staring down with a round one-eye!