Chapter 691: Are You Stupid?

Seeing that Ye Jingchen and the little girl were sleeping with their eyes closed, there was even a slight snoring sound coming from Ye Jingchen's nose.

The driver stretched out his terrifying tongue again, and the mouth on the tip of the tongue was open, and even rows of sharp teeth could be seen.

There was still minced meat hanging from the teeth.

Treacherous, eerie.

If anyone saw this scene, they would definitely be scared half to death.

Suddenly, the car jolted, and the driver exclaimed, "Oh no, it's out of control!"

As soon as the words fell, the car hit the tree.

With a bang, the front of the car ignited directly, and Ye Jingchen and the little girl were also "scared awake".

"Jump out of the car. ”

The driver got out of the car first, and Ye Jingchen and the little girl also pretended to run out of the car in a hurry.

Not long after running out, the car exploded, but fortunately no one had an accident.

Ye Jingchen was speechless, do you want to act so really, can't you eat people and eat directly?

Damn, I have to put on a show.

Ye Jingchen was very helpless.

The ghosts on the Immortal Gu Continent, eating people is eating them directly, just like demon beasts eating people, they don't play anything at all.

And in this world, before these ghosts want to eat people, they have to put on a show.

For example, the gambler in the mountain temple before, the scary ghost encountered on the road, and the driver ghost.

One will act better than the other.

Were all actors who played tricks before they died?

After death, the obsession will not go away, so you must put on a show?

The driver's face was full of apologies, "I'm sorry to frighten the two of you." ”

"It's fine. ”

The little girl laughed.

Ye Jingchen nodded, "Scared me to death." ”

Ye Jingchen also made a pale face, his body trembled, and his teeth chattered.

Since he wants to act, Ye Jingchen will play with him, when no one knows how to act.

"It's still a little girl, I'm scared to death, and the little girl is not afraid at all. ”

Ye Jingchen teased the little girl by the way.

The little girl's body stiffened, she was still a little girl, normally she should be scared, right?

It's too abnormal now.

The driver also looked at the little girl suspiciously, and the little girl secretly glared at Ye Jingchen, and said with a dry smile: "I have been bold since I was a child. ”

"The car was also destroyed, I can't go back to Lin City tonight, fortunately I have a friend around here, let's go to his house to borrow it for one night." ”

The driver said.

Ye Jingchen was puzzled again: "Master, your car exploded, don't you feel distressed at all?"

The driver laughed, "What's there to feel sorry for?"

"It's just a broken car, I have a building in Lin City, and I can buy a car with just one month's rent. ”

"it!"

Ye Jingchen pretended to be shocked, and then sighed: "It's a pity that I can't afford to buy a toilet in my life." ”

Ye Jingchen also learned that the housing prices in this country are terrifying, and most people can't afford to buy a house for a lifetime.

"Haha, little brother, don't be discouraged, work hard, and Uncle will give you two houses in the future. ”

The driver patted Ye Jingchen's shoulder.

Ye Jingchen's eyes widened, and his eyes lit up, "Really?"

The driver nodded vigorously, and said strangely in his heart: "I hope you like the paper house." ”

Ye Jingchen hurriedly approached the driver, "Master, do you have a daughter?"

The little girl rolled her eyes wildly in the back, you guy, do you like the house so much?

"My daughter. ”

The driver said quietly: "My daughter has three hundred pounds, do you want it?"

The little girl almost laughed out loud.

Ye Jingchen nodded vigorously and said solemnly: "It doesn't matter if the house is not a house, I like three hundred catties." ”

The driver's eyes lit up, "Good boy, I promised, and I will marry my three-hundred-pound daughter to you!"

Ye Jingchen rubbed his hands excitedly, and the little girl muttered to herself, if you know that you are married to a ghost of three hundred catties, you don't know what your expression is?

The driver took the two of them to a villa in the wilderness.

I don't know why there is a villa in this wilderness.

Ye Jingchen and the little girl were wise not to ask.

Entering the villa, the driver's friend greeted him, his face was full of kindness, and he had to cook for Ye Jingchen and the little girl, very polite.

The little girl's heart tightened, there were two ghosts now.

If Ye Jingchen is also a ghost, it is three.

"Good thing I have it. ”

The little girl touched the jade pendant again, and her heart was settled.

Without this, she wouldn't dare go out alone to hunt ghosts.

"Kill two ghosts, and I will definitely get Master's reward. ”

The little girl thought beautifully in her heart.

Ye Jingchen glanced at her casually, and took advantage of the time when the villa owner went to cook, and said secretly: "Little sister, I have two houses, give you one, how about supporting you?"

The little girl's eyes widened, "What are you talking about?"

Are you taking care of me?

Ye Jingchen looked serious, "I'll take care of you, I'm a man with two houses!"

Ye Jingchen looked proud.

The little girl's eyelids jumped wildly, what a strange thing I encountered here!

Are your two houses paper-tied good?

The villa we're in now is also paper-made!

"I don't want a house!"

The little girl snorted coldly.

"Then you want a car, and you can't afford cash, you can make a price!"

Ye Jingchen said.

The little girl resisted the urge to blow Ye Jingchen's dog's head, walked to the other side and sat down, far away from Ye Jingchen.

"House, I have a house. ”

Ye Jingchen muttered, with a beautiful expression.

The little girl rolled her eyes speechlessly, is the house so important?

Neuropathy!

After a while, the meal was served, and it was the driver and the owner of the villa who made it together.

There are three dishes and one soup, which are full of color, flavor and flavor, which makes people feel appetizing.

However, in the eyes of Ye Jingchen and the little girl, this meal is really not delicious.

For example, the soup is actually human blood.

"Let's eat. ”

The owner of the villa said.

Ye Jingchen ran back with a surprise on his face, directly filled a bowl of soup, and drank it in a big gulp.

"Don't drink!"

The little girl shouted, but it was too late.

Ye Jingchen looked at her suspiciously, and the driver smiled coldly, "It seems that it has been discovered." ”

As soon as the words fell.

Wow......

The originally warm and bright villa instantly became cold and treacherous.

The place where Ye Jingchen stayed has also become a mourning hall, with candles burning, and the word "memorial".

What's even more terrifying is that there are a lot of paper people around, all of them wearing heavy makeup, which looks extremely terrifying.

The three dishes and one soup in front of me have also become terrible things.

Stumps and broken arms, flesh and blood on the table.

"Ah!!h

Ye Jingchen screamed, and was directly frightened and fainted.

"It seems that he really is human. ”

The little girl said secretly in her heart.

"You two evil ghosts, killing people and eating people, doing many evils, I will do the right thing for heaven today!"

The little girl recited the slogan first, and then launched an attack on the two ghosts.

However, she is quite kind, trying to avoid Ye Jingchen and not hurt Ye Jingchen who is unconscious.

"Ji Ji, it turned out to be a cultivator, and the flesh and blood of a cultivator are the most delicious, just to cook with you!"

"Don't be in a hurry to cook, I haven't tasted a woman for a long time, and it's such a beautiful cultivator beauty. ”

The two ghost creatures immediately became hideous and terrifying, evil and fierce, and attacked the little girl violently.

Ye Jingchen lay on the chair, squinting slightly, very interested.

The two sides fought a big battle, two against one, and the little girl was obviously difficult to support.

"Damn!"

The little girl stepped back and took out her jade pendant.

The jade pendant emitted a misty blue light, and bursts of wonderful sounds were transmitted from the jade pendant blue light.

The two evil spirits were illuminated by the blue light, as if snow met the sun, and they were very uncomfortable.

"This is our territory!"

The driver roared, the wreath in the mourning hall swayed, and the paper piercing man pounced on the little girl, not afraid of death.

"Cultivators also have to die!"

The owner of the villa also roared, and a black ghost fire burned from his body, devouring Xiang Qingguang.

"Not good!"

The little girl's face changed dramatically.

Qingguang was faintly supportive, obviously unable to withstand the attack of the two evil spirits.

After all, she still underestimated these two ghosts.

She remembered her master's warning to her not to deal with ghosts impulsively, but she didn't listen, and now something big happened.

Thinking that she was going to be eaten by a ghost, and that she would be raped by a ghost before eating, the little girl had the heart to commit suicide.

"Don't think about killing yourself. ”

The driver said with pity: "We won't let go of your soul if you commit suicide, and the same goes for your body." ”

Want to be liberated when you die?

How is that possible!

They're ghosts!

The little girl's face turned pale.

Suddenly, Ye Jingchen's faint voice sounded, "Little girl, I will take care of you and save your life, do you agree?"

The little girl was taken aback, looked at Ye Jingchen, and was stunned, "Are you okay?"

The driver ghost and the owner of the villa were also shocked, this guy was all right?

"I'm just taking a ride, and you want my life, I can't accept this charge. ”

Ye Jingchen shook his head and said.

"Die!"

The driver's long tongue stretched out, and the blood basin on the tip of the tongue opened widely, wanting to devour Ye Jingchen.

"This thing, it's disgusting. ”

Ye Jingchen did everything casually, his tongue was directly cut off, and even the ghost with the driver was cut to death.

The owner of the villa was shocked, was it so fierce?

He screamed, and everything in the mourning hall slaughtered Xiang Ye Jingchen.

Ye Jingchen shook his head and punched out at will.

There was a bang, and the entire villa, including the owner of the villa, was blown up by Ye Jingchen.

He who dies cannot die anymore.

The little girl is sluggish, who is this guy!

Is this still human?

Ye Jingchen looked at her with a smile, "You guessed it, I'm really not human." ”

"You're a ghost too?"

The little girl hurriedly retreated, holding the jade pendant, and looked at Ye Jingchen vigilantly.

Ye Jingchen nodded, and shook his head again, "I'm a ghost, but I'm different from them." ”

The little girl wondered.

Ye Jingchen grinned, "They are cannibals, and I don't eat people, I only like little beauties." ”

As he spoke, Ye Jingchen walked towards the little girl step by step, stretched out his tongue and licked his lips lightly, with an evil expression.

"Don't come here!"

The little girl urged the green light and spread to Ye Jingchen.

However, there is no use for Ye Jingchen.

Ye Jingchen came to the little girl and said with a joking smile: "Do you promise to be raised by me?"

"Don't you think about it!"

The little girl glared at Ye Jingchen angrily, and the anger in her eyes was about to burn Ye Jingchen to death.

"It seems that I can only use the strong. ”

Ye Jingchen muttered, and his fingers touched the little girl's pretty face.

The little girl wanted to resist, but it was as if she had been spelled, and it was impossible to even move, let alone resist.

Ye Jingchen's fingers pinched the little girl's face.

Well...... Squishy.

Then, Ye Jingchen leaned into the little girl's ear, blew lightly, and his fingers went down his face, about to tear the little girl's clothes.

"Master, woo woo ......"

The little girl cried, and the tears could not stop flowing.

She regretted that she shouldn't have gone out alone.

If God gave her another chance, she would never come out alone.

It won't kill you!

Ye Jingchen's hand stopped, and suddenly sighed: "You are really useless except for your face, how can you have the same chest before and after, it really disappoints me." ”

Ye Jingchen shook his head, disappointed.

The little girl is furious, you want to violate me, and you dare to look down on me?

Ye Jingchen left disappointed.

The little girl could only watch Ye Jingchen leave, and finally sat down on the ground, panting for breath.

It's really a ghost door to close.

It was the first time she was so glad that she didn't have a chest.

"Hmph, I'm not proud, I'm proud of the country's provincial fabrics, and I can save lives. ”

She didn't know that Ye Jingchen was just teasing her.

If Ye Jingchen really wants to be unfavorable to her, he won't care if she has breasts or not.

After killing two more ghosts and absorbing them, the whirlpool in Ye Jingchen's body still didn't change.

It seems that more must be killed.

Continuing to Lin City, there were still ghosts attacking him along the way, and all of them were killed by Ye Jingchen.

Coming to a riverside bridge, Ye Jingchen's eyes lit up slightly.

From the river in front of him, he felt a strong evil aura.

It seems that many people have died in this river, and because of the appearance of the blood moon, the ghosts in the river have awakened.

"Little brother, do you want to cross the river?"

A small boat suddenly appeared, with a dim lantern hanging from the bow, and an old man standing on the boat.

Ye Jingchen looked at the old man with a strange face, and suddenly said, "You are stupid." Forced?"

The old man on the boat was stunned all of a sudden, why did you scold me when you met?

Ye Jingchen shook his head and said, "You ghosts, you really don't know how to keep pace with the times. ”

"Now that the traffic is so developed, and there are bridges running through the river, I don't have a good way, I want to take your boat?"

"Don't you know how to get something advanced?"

Ye Jingchen shook his head, very disappointed and heartbroken.

Even if you are a ghost, you have to keep up with the trend!

Look at the previous driver's ghost, he has a car and a house, and a daughter who weighs 300 pounds.

The owner also has a villa.

And what about this old man who holds the boat, except for a broken ship, there is no fart.

And, hanging a dark lantern on the ship?

Is it hard to buy a battery and get a light bulb?

Can't you get an engine for the boat?

I really don't have any business acumen at all!

The old man was stunned, and suddenly screamed, "You recognize me!"

Ye Jingchen rolled his eyes again, "I ran to the river at night to support the boat, and I made such a strange and retro shape, a fool can see that you are a ghost." ”

The old man who supported the boat was stupid, he had never seen such a strange person, not only was he not afraid of him, but he also discussed with him what to "keep pace with the times"?

For a moment, the old man felt that what Ye Jingchen said was very reasonable, and they were indeed a little out of step with the times.

(End of chapter)