Chapter 373: Gollum's Little Trick
Mu Chen's undoing business has not been done once or twice for a long time, this guy completely relaxed himself as soon as he returned home, either doing something shameless with the three women, or playing with his daughter all day long, or teasing Xiaoyue, then she was happy.
Anyway, there are people to worry about the affairs of the fleet, and the affairs of the Federation Headquarters are also solved by Uncle Liu, so Mu Chen is naturally happy to be idle, and he can attend important meetings occasionally.
The battle in the bedroom was raging, and Mu Chen was shrewd to find a vine poking out the window, and reached out to close the curtain angrily, only to hear the window being knocked lightly twice.
"This Gollum, you don't want to live anymore, do you?!" Mu Chen said angrily.
"Bad guy, I'm about to be tossed apart by you, just spare me~" Laura begged for mercy under her, "Little Gollum is looking for something with you, this kid is the most obedient, go and see." ”
Mu Chen had no choice but to withdraw his troops, kissed Laura's flushed face, and covered the quilt with Angela and the wolf girl, who were standing on the side, so as not to leak the spring light.
"I'll go see what's going on, you guys have a good rest, and we'll continue in the evening." Mu Chen said with a wicked smile.
"I don't want to, I really can't stand it, I apply to sleep alone tonight." Laura said, rolling her eyes.
"Me ...... too"
"And me." Then two more voices came from the quilt.
"Don't even think about it!" Mu Chen put on his home clothes, made a gesture to the three women on the bed not to run, and left in a hurry.
Laura is right, Xiao Gollum has always been very quiet, and after following Mu Chen home, she hid in the wine cellar and didn't come out, only occasionally going out to bask in the sun, and she had to pick when Yaoyao didn't pay attention.
The person Xiao Gollum is most afraid of meeting is Yaoyao, because she always likes to pull the leaves on her body, but it doesn't hurt, but it hurts very much to Xiao Gollum's image, and her head is about to be bald, and she can't get angry, so as long as Yaoyao is there, Xiao Gollum will never appear.
Today's situation is a little abnormal, Yaoyao is playing outside, and Xiao Gollum actually appeared outside the villa at the same time, so don't really have anything wrong.
Mu Chen walked out of the villa and came to a warehouse not far away that was specially used to store things, and the underground of the warehouse was a wine cellar specially prepared for the drunkard Gollum.
"Open the door, Yaoyao is not here!" Mu Chen tried to pull the door of the warehouse, but found that it couldn't be opened, presumably Gollum locked it from the inside, this guy was about to be scared out of a heart attack by Yaoyao, and guarding against Yaoyao's sudden appearance became the most important thing in his life.
The door of the warehouse was slowly opened, and a small head stretched out from inside, and he looked around with his head and found that the little devil who always bullied him was not there, so he breathed a sigh of relief and let Mu Chen in.
As soon as he entered the door, Mu Chen smelled a sober air, and the scene in front of him startled him.
Is this still the warehouse that I haven't cleaned up in a long time? It's a botanical garden of all kinds, with a thick layer of moss growing on the concrete floor, which is soft and comfortable to step on, and the walls are full of unnamed vines, which look refreshing and green, and there are many flowers on the shelves used for tools, constantly exuding a faint fragrance.
"What did you do?" Mu Chen asked curiously.
Gollum nodded cautiously, for fear that Mu Chen would be angry.
"It's not bad, it feels a bit like a botanical garden, but it's not allowed to grow poisonous plants." Mu Chen reminded with a smile.
"Gollum!" The little tree man patted his chest and swore to Mu Chen, saying that he would not do that.
"What's the matter, calling me in a hurry?" Mu Chen asked strangely.
"Gollum." The little tree man pointed to his mouth and then to his stomach, and said aggrievedly.
This kind of language is really a bit difficult to understand, but Mu Chen can probably guess that nine times out of ten, this guy has drunk the red wine in the cellar again.
"It's only been a few days, you've drunk it all for me again, I just bought you a cart of red wine last week, and said that it's your food for a month, are you in arrears again?" Mu Chen asked angrily.
The little tree man lowered his head pitifully, admitting his mistakes with a good attitude, but Mu Chen didn't believe it at all, this guy would pretend to be pitiful every time he made a mistake, in order to win his sympathy, and he couldn't be fooled again!
"Don't even think about it, the last time you stole wine and drank it hasn't passed, and now give me this moth again, you boil slowly this month, it's impossible for me to buy you wine to drink!" Mu Chen said firmly.
The little tree man doesn't need to eat at all, basking in the sun every day is enough for his energy needs for a day, drinking red wine is just his gluttony, this thing is not enough, three days of hard work to drink all the wine in the entire wine cellar, Mu Chen saw that he was pitiful and gave him a few replenishments, but each time he couldn't last a few days.
It was useless for Gollum to pretend to be pitiful, so he lay on the ground and began to roll, playing scoundrel like a puppy who didn't want to go home, and he didn't know who he learned from.
"Don't come to this set, if you don't get up from the ground, I'll hand you over to Yaoyao to deal with!" Mu Chen said with a wicked smile.
As soon as he heard this, the little tree man immediately got up from the ground, with a flattering expression on his little face, obviously begging Mu Chen not to push himself into the fire pit, and his frightened appearance made people cry and laugh.
"Look at your little bit of talent, didn't you just pull out two of your hairs? As for being scared like this. Mu Chen said angrily.
Xiaoshu is very popular, I don't take you to treat it differently, I have seen it on the light brain, your behavior is discrimination, does Xiaoshuren have no human rights?
The little tree man began to cried out, but the sound sounded like a child's temper.
"Alright, stop making trouble." Mu Chen said angrily, "I'll help you buy wine and go to the head office now, right?" ”
Seeing that Mu Chen finally agreed to buy himself wine to drink, Gollum immediately quieted down, this change of face was faster than anyone else, and the previous appearance of the relationship was all pretended.
"I really don't know who you learned it from, there are too many plays."
From the outside, the little tree man Gollum is completely a bit of a cute guy, and he has a somewhat honest feeling, but after living with Mu Chen for a while, Mu Chen has already figured out his character, this cute appearance hides a dark and cunning heart, kind is quite kind, but not honest at all.
Drinking red wine is one of the few hobbies of Gollum, in order to be able to have enough wine to drink, the little tree man can be regarded as open-minded, and there is no less little trick that Mu Chen will be recognized at a glance.
Mu Chen didn't care, he just regarded this as a small game, and with Gollum's clumsy acting skills, seeing him complacent about his success, he couldn't help but snicker in his heart.
I ordered a batch of red wine with my bare brain, but in fact, there was not much money, but in order to be able to tease this interesting little guy, Mu Chen would not order too much each time, and usually barely filled the wine cellar, and this little wine was only enough for the little tree man to drink for a week at most.
Soon the drone sent the red wine over, looking at the little tree man happy and the same as the New Year, Mu Chen couldn't help but look forward to what way the little tree man would use to trick himself into drinking after drinking the wine this time, it was quite interesting to think about.
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The peaceful days were short-lived after all, the Reaper Battlestar completed the update and upgrade, and the fleet's holiday was over, the ship
Once again, the crew rallied to the rejuvenated Battlestar for adaptive training.
As the commander-in-chief, Mu Chen could no longer be idle at home, so he could only say goodbye to his family and return to the army.
The fleet of the Zerg this time was very large, with the Reaper and the other two space fortresses as the core of the battle, and many alien warships joined in, but Mu Chen didn't plan to let them take on too much responsibility, and sent the alien warships to do the work of guarding and transporting supplies, so as not to cause trouble in the battle.
"Your Excellency Commander-in-Chief, the fleet's daily training is over, please instruct!"
"Disband, let the crew get ready, and leave on time tomorrow morning." Mu Chen said casually, and was about to leave when he saw Princess Carol of Proxima Centauri waiting for him not far away.
"Carol, why are you here?" Mu Chen smiled and said hello to her.
"If you don't come back, you'll forget about me, right?" Carol grumbled, pouting and looking angry.
"What's the matter, who bullied you?" Mu Chen asked strangely.
"Who else but you?" Carol said angrily.
"Conscience of heaven and earth, I haven't seen you for months, how can I bully you." Mu Chen cried out for injustice.
In fact, Mu Chen knew very well that the reason why Carol came to him was nothing more than the fact that he had not arranged a combat mission for Proxima Centauri's warship, but there was really no room for negotiation in this matter.
"Why don't you let the Proxima Centauri fleet participate in the battle, our battleship has been repaired, and its combat effectiveness is no worse than that of the Earth fleet, which can provide a lot of help." Carol said dissatisfied.
"Didn't I ask you to help transport supplies, that's not enough work?"
"We are a battleship, not a transport ship, who can't do the work of transporting supplies, do you look down on the battleship of Proxima Centauri?" Carol asked, skeptical.
Mu Chen frowned. I hate this kind of nonsense woman the most, and I don't appreciate her for her good.
"I don't mean to underestimate the Proxima Centauri battleship, but now is not the time for you to make a move, you can't send all the troops at the beginning of the battle, right? What's more, the damage of your weapons to the Zerg is not obvious, and I don't want the Proxima Centauri to have senseless casualties. Mu Chen patiently explained to her.
"It's all your excuse, defeating the Zerg is also the wish of our Proxima Centauri, and recovering Centauri is the responsibility of Proxima Centauri, you can't leave us out." Carol said without flinching.
"I've made up my mind, I won't allow Proxima Centauri to join the battle until I enter the Centauri system." Mu Chen saw that he couldn't explain this stubborn woman when he was reasonable, so he could only harden his face coldly.
It's not that he doesn't understand Carol's heartfelt idea of recovering the country, but war is not useful in a hurry, impatience on the battlefield will only bring endless trouble, this Princess Carol is still too far behind her father, this kind of person goes to the battlefield, it is easy to lose control of emotions, maybe it will be counterproductive.
"You unreasonable guy, I won't give up!" Carol stamped her foot and left angrily.
Mu Chen looked at Carol's fast-moving figure and sighed helplessly, I hope this woman doesn't make trouble for herself.
Early the next morning, the Earth Federation fleet was ready to depart, the Reaper was at the front of the fleet as the flagship, flanked by two other spacestars, the Liberty and the Revival, and behind them were hundreds of miscellaneous alien fleets, most of which were transport ships responsible for escort and supply, and looked a bit like a ragtag army.
"The Reaper fleet sets off, the goal is to defeat the invasion of the Zerg and completely eliminate the threat of the Zerg to the solar system!" Under Mu Chen's order, the fleet started a new journey.