1. I don't know I'm dead

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Gong Buyi was slapped hard, and for a moment his head had a slight sensation, and he realized that it was very painful and helpless, because he had no strength, and he couldn't even control his will, and he couldn't get up when he thought about it, probably because he was extremely sleepy.

Deep sleep puts the whole person in a state of ignorance, and there is no feedback and seems lazy and unsightly.

In a daze, there was another hard slap, but it was replaced by the left side of the face, and the five bright red finger prints on the two cheeks were clearly visible.

Like a drunken drunk, he rubbed his cheeks and continued to sleep in a different position.

Hey, did you steal a cow last night? Or did you steal a woman?

Such a free and loose manner, with the anger caused by arrogance and rudeness, hung directly on an ugly face, so angry that the speaker was already manic.

He adjusted his posture and was about to make a big move.

Suddenly, a violent rumbling sound completely woke him up, and the feeling was as if he had just been struck by lightning, and every cell was activated in an instant, and immediately bounced off the ground, jumped on the spot, and stood upright after shaking off his tattered coat. This king was born blind in his left eye and his right eye is bright, and he can see everything with his right eye, and at this moment, for some reason, it is pitch black in front of him, and he still can't see clearly after rubbing a pair of squinted hazy eyes, and he still can't see clearly after rubbing hard, which can't stop his anger from being woken up.

I can't see myself, others can see myself, in fact, Gong Buyi's body began to expand at first, and it was fatter than a normal person, especially the face, which was not round, but extended at will without regularity, and after a certain extent, it actually showed a fractured state.

I didn't have time to watch and think deeply, and I didn't have time to vent my anger. Suddenly, the voice sounded again: "One followed closely after the other, and they all consciously lined up." ”

"You...... , don't bulge, and ...... , and you, don't stick to others like an earthworm, stand up straight, stand up straight, ......stand up straight, stand up straight. ”

Stretching out his head and looking at it, isn't that a humanoid with an upper body and a soft lower body? This is a half-human and half-demon who has not successfully cultivated.

"There can be no order anywhere, here in Xiaoxian, not only must you know that there is order, but also strictly abide by order, don't tell Xiaoxian about the world, you don't have any love here, do you understand?"

A slap came, and a fat man was thrown out of the team about two feet later, revealing his true body, humming and panting, moving to the team little by little, and transforming into a fat man again.

"You are a wild boar essence, you can eat all the world, but you don't see cultivation to grow, a proper brainless pig. Look at you, the neat line is bulging out on both sides by your tiger's back, it's too ugly. ”

"Living is a scourge to others, and death is also a scourge to the immortals. ”

After round after round of beating and beating, the wild boar essence is amazingly recessed, it is thin, and the team is neat again.

Burst and burst, one by one.

Gong Buyi's first feeling was that the eardrum was about to be shattered, he didn't cover his ears with both hands, he kept inserting two fingers into his ears simply and roughly, and stuffed it hard, squeezing it harder and heavier, and getting heavier and heavier, he was afraid of creating a gap to let the sound pass from the ear canal to the eardrum, and he died and came back to life with a shock.

Puzzled self-inquiry: "Where does this sound come from?" It feels like the whole space is like a hedgehog's tragic cry penetrating, you say it's good that it's a dragon crying and a phoenix, but this voice is simply killing people." ”

The king's name is called Little Howl.

My father often flaunted his king's voice in front of his subordinates, and it was the voice of the king.

The mother concubine said that the children of other families were frightened because the mother shouted too loudly and loudly when she gave birth to them, and the concubine did not shout when she gave birth to a little howl, and it did not hurt at all.

The father and mother boasted that they had no bottom line, and even declared to the public that it was not that the princess was about to give birth when she was a month old, but that his child was the king of destiny and wanted to see the world quickly, so they mustered up all their strength to drill out of the belly of the mother.

With the cry of wah and wow one after another, not only the entire palace was shocked, but even the entire lonely continent.

Exaggeration, right?

A monk who attained enlightenment descended from heaven to set up an altar to seek the Dharma, and concluded that this king would definitely do something great. Since childhood, my father began to train and train the king in all aspects, regardless of the cold and heat, regardless of the changes in the world, the formation of hard training has become an impossible habit to change, if the day out of the habit, the father does not speak, but the king is uncomfortable, will definitely feel that today's shortcomings are something.

One day, the king forgot a certain habit on the timeline, and he couldn't remember it at midnight, and the angry king yelled, and the sound directly caused the attendants in the palace to not hear the sound for several days.

If you use your voice against this king, then you will respond with the same gift, and he will gather the squeezing mania, and burst out in an instant, which is to use the strength of the milk, and shout loudly: "Shut up ...... king." ”

The sound of shouting can definitely shatter the internal organs of the creatures around it, look at the ...... of this long sound.

After a catharsis, it may be that the blood is boiling, the qi and blood are empowered, the eyes are bright, and everything can be seen.

Strangely, no one reacted, and he was in an unfamiliar space, and he was stunned: "What the hell is this place?"

The bluestone wall of different blocks is as bright as tung oil, and the thousands of strange beasts that are finely polished and carved show the style in the image of similarities and differences, one in a row, it is really lifelike, the eyes are wide, and the bluestone pavement with long squares under the feet can be seen faintly, the size of a piece is completely made of heaven, there is no difference in the slightest, and then look at the top of the head is a piece of jade that is large to no margin, white, transparent, watery enough, it is also full of scattered small stars, and the dark space is the light of the little stars to let the eyes play a role in receiving beauty。

Take a small step, like a giraffe, straighten his swan neck, the upper body of the whole person bent forward and tilted to ninety degrees, with eyes the size of copper bells from far and near observation, the people in front of them stood neatly in a straight line, protruding was a fat pier whose body was too wide, and concave was a thin monkey whose body was too narrow, and strangely everyone in front of him was like a wooden stake in place without moving.

It was not easy for the palace to jump out of the line, and he took three or four five, six, seven or eight steps forward, deliberately to spy and find out. The detective was blinded, and said to himself: "How can there be birds and beasts? And flowers and trees? And strange rocks and lumps? How can strange things stand with people and line up in a line?"

"Hey, isn't this the boar spirit?"

"Hey, isn't this the earthworm spirit?"

"What kind of bird is this? ”

Holding his chin and thinking about it, he looked east and west and then secretly complained: "Where is this? Why is this king here? Why is there a queue? And this line has no end in sight, why is the queue so long?" With a string of capitalized question marks on the door of his head, as well as ellipses, Gong Bu was not easy to fall into the chaos and confusion of one meal after another, and unconsciously walked back to his original position, only then did he wake up and joke to himself: "It turns out that this king is the tail of this team." Anyway, he was idle and ignorant, so he simply pressed the shoulder of an old man in front of him, and his stiff body turned around suddenly, just looked at himself, and then returned to his place without waiting for himself to ask.

"Why doesn't he speak?" "Poke poke, I'll poke you, I'll bother you little old man."

The little old man turned back again, and returned to his position, poked and poked, poked hard, it was different, the old man was angry, and his head never returned.

Three steps forward, it was a hen, but it seemed to be an old hen, he expected to get a response from others, and slapped the old hen a few times like a nerve, not as gentle as the old man, who knew that the old hen quickly jumped on the shoulder of Gong Buyi and pecked people with its sharp beak, and Gong Buyi, who did not have time to react, was in pain, and lost again and again, shouting: "Be merciful, merciful." ”

The old hen kicked Gong Buyi's body, and flew back to its original position with the help of force, without saying a word.

"I wondered, why are you dumb? Words are not allowed here? Hey, no matter what the reason, this king is helpless, and one step at a time. ”

On weekdays, there is a witch doctor in the palace without queuing in the infirmary, there is a guard of honor when entering any city without queuing, and there is no need to queue up to settle down and eat in the guest house, but this is definitely not the kingdom of this king, what kind of broken place is that? The palace is really confused, thinking about it, I can't remember anything at all, the past life, this life, yesterday, today? The mind is blank, and I don't know anything about everything in front of me. This situation is like a goldfish being placed on land, and a mortal being placed in the Nine Heavens.

The only thing that makes me glad is that I haven't forgotten my father and mother, as well as myself, the key is that some things are very clear in my mind but not very clear, paragraph by paragraph, many, many, I can't remember, and I can't connect the story, fragments, fragments, most of them are fragmented.

"What the hell is going on? These people in front of me feel like zombies one by one, like a hoe, and they haven't moved a step forward for a long time. ”

"It's strange to say, someone has stood out, someone has spoken out to maintain order, this king has made several mistakes, but no one has come forward to accuse?"

"Hey, is there any gasping, this king made a mistake, hurry up and say a few words. ”

"If you don't come out again, this king will run around?"

"Hey, this king is going to beat someone?"

Hitting? Jokes, are those all people?

"Hey, maybe they're going home for dinner. ”

Anyway, the howl's voice was hoarse, and no one gave a response.

It is not necessary to let the heavens and the earth be unspiritual. The palace is not easy to soften, and suddenly collapsed on the ground, flat and stable, and it is burying and blaming: "So many people have set up an entrance, and there should be seven, eighty, or ninety entrances." Depending on the situation, can you use the time if you don't know the method?"

This ability and ability, and even the mainstream of people-oriented consciousness are also unclear. ”

"Multiple mouths, lined up in several rows, even if you check it, you can get things done early. ”

"Hey, why hasn't there been any movement?

There was no response from the man, and no movement was seen in the procession.

"It should be in the sky, but this black whining space seems to be underground. ”

"Could it be that this is really underground?"

"Not true. Since he claims to be an immortal, he must be in the sky, it should be the Nine Heavens?"

Looking around, it doesn't feel right, if it's underground, it should be a demon soldier and demon envoy who is holding him all the way.

He pinched the flesh on his arm, rubbed his cheeks, and shouted, "It hurts the king to death, this is real meat, and it's not like in a dream." ”

Gong Buyi didn't think that he was dead at all.

"Hey, I don't know, no matter, I'll talk about it when I get up after sleep. ”

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