It was already half past eight when he came out of the shower, and the landline rang again as soon as he entered the bedroom, and he glanced at the phone, and he didn't have to guess who it was.

"Hello?"

“……”

The phone was silent for two seconds.

"Guan-sang?"

Her voice was soft, tentative, like a thief with a weak heart. Guan Zhengxing replied in a deep voice: "It's me." ”

Shen Zilu was delighted, "I, Shen Zilu, are you back?" How's it going? ”

Compared to her enthusiasm, the person on the other end of the microphone is as calm as a wooden fish, and if you don't knock on it, it won't ring.

Guan Zhengxing filtered out all the questions, "Which question won't?" ”

"......" uh - a critical hit from a school bully.

She muttered, "Am I calling the counseling line?" ”

Guan Zhengxing replied very face-savingly: "Yes." ”

It's not interesting, it's not interesting! This guy is so boring!

Shen Zilu opened the exercise book depressedly, "There are a lot, a lot of them are like stars in the sky." ”

Guan Zhengxing: "...... Are you serious? ”

"Seriously, I'll count, 1, 2, 3...... 789, a dozen questions. ”

Guan Zhengxing frowned, "Okay, you say it one by one." ”

He took it seriously! Boring! It's boring!

Joke with someone who doesn't smile, he can't get your funny point at all, and waste her humor in vain.

Guan Zhengxing held the mobile phone between his shoulders, came to the desk, pulled out a chair and sat down, picked up the pen and said, "Let's start." ”

"......" isn't it? I really believe it!

didn't speak on the phone, Guan Zhengxing urged impatiently, "Read the question." ”

Shen Zilu choked and read a question casually, "A, B and C stand on a total of 7 steps, if there are at most 2 people standing on each step, and the people on the same step do not distinguish the position of the station, then the number of different standing methods is ......"

The more Guan Zhengxing listened, the more wrong it became, wouldn't it be so simple, wouldn't he be beaten for the New Year?

"Shen Zilu,"

"Huh?"

"Are you kidding me?"

"Huh?" Shen Zilu was happy, this person's reflex arc was quite long, and she was joking after recalling it.

His tone was cold, "You don't know this question?" ”

"......" is still talking about the topic?!

Guan Zhengxing warned, "You dare to say no, I'll kill you when school starts!" ”

The school grass turned into a school bully in seconds, Shen Zilu pursed her lips and snickered, "Actually, I'm done." ”

He knew it!

Guan Zhengxing threw away the pen, leaned his head back in the chair, pinched his eyebrows and said, "I'll check you on Monday." ”

Want to hang up? That's not going to work! Finally got through, "How did you do in the exam?" ”

'Heh......' He snorted and chuckled through the microphone, "Play normally." ”

"Listen to your tone, I must have done well in the test."

Guan Zhengxing put down his pen, got up and opened the window, and took out a box of cigarettes from the drawer of the study desk. Say:

"Sheng Hailuo called me."

"Conch? Does Conch have your phone? "It turns out that she is not the first to have his number.

There is a world of difference between the thinking patterns of boys and girls, especially when it comes to logical thinking. The key point is that forgetfulness is particularly large.

"You're a man...... How so? How long did it take for the two of us to give me the number, I thought I had your phone, it turned out that Conch also had it, when did you give it to her? It's so uninteresting...... It's still at the same table. ”

"......" look, I forgot what I did.

Guan Zhengxing knocked out a cigarette and held it, the person on the phone was as noisy as an angry bird, he didn't smoke the cigarette, watched the smoke rise, smelled the familiar smell, and said lightly:

"I didn't give her the number."

"I didn't give you a call."

"What do you say?"

"I ......" Shen Zilu was stunned, remembering that she had called Guan Zhengxing in the afternoon by lying about Sheng Hailuo's name.

At this time, Guan Zhengxing's teasing sentence came from the phone: "Sheng Hailuo, you are really forgetful." ”

It's broken, and it's been grabbed by the pigtails. She whispered, "How do you know it's me?" ”

"Maybe I'm smarter than you."

"Hey, of course you're smart," she reacted, "Hey! Are you calling me stupid? ”

"Admit it?"

"...... uh...... All right. Sun Monkey will never be able to jump out of the Buddha's Five Finger Mountain, "Guan, when you state something, you are particularly credible, and it is very easy to gain the trust of others, you see that I will not be deceived by you, if someone like you does phone fraud, the success rate will definitely be high." ”

"When you praised me."

"I'm complimenting you."

Guan Zhengxing's face sank, "......"

He stopped talking again, Shen Zilu flattened his mouth, "Don't be so stingy, you see every time you say me, I don't get angry, you get angry as soon as I joke with you, why do you say you love to be angry so much?" ”

has been oppressed by him for so long, but it can be regarded as a chance for her to fight back.

“…… Guan Zhengxing, aren't you, I finally called you, don't squeak," Shen Zilu complained: "After you in the afternoon," you can't say stepmother, "Your aunt answered the phone, you also know that the two of us are not very happy in the hospital, if I report my name, she will hang up on my phone." ”

"Not hanging?"

"Hung up."

It's not the same," he said. ”

"As for it, I was hung up by your stepmother and made you happy to be like this?"

Guan Zhengxing: ......

"......" is broken, and he shouldn't mention his stepmother. Shen Zilu pursed his lips, it was too late to regret it, the earpiece fell silent, and the embarrassing seconds were like years, Shen Zilu was afraid that he would be angry and hung up the phone and hurriedly found a topic to adjust the atmosphere.

"Guan, when did you learn to smoke? Why do you want to smoke? Handsome? Worry? Or do you want to prove that you're an adult? ”

He replied lightly: "I don't smoke." ”

"Who are you fooling, I saw you smoke."

"What do you see?"

"I saw you smoking in the lab building." It's really boring, it's all for you to catch the shape, and the dead duck has a hard mouth, "A good student is not simple, and even the psychological quality of opening his eyes and talking nonsense is calmer than that of our scum." ”

Guan Zhengxing dusted off his cigarette ash and said indifferently: "You just saw me holding a cigarette." Did I smoke it? ”

"Isn't it, you play with words? Okay, even if you don't know how to smoke, where do you light a cigarette? Posing and pretending? Reminiscing about the past? Is it possible to worship God? Studying God is all worshipped? Tell me which god you worship, and I'll worship too. ”

The word reminiscence is very sensitive, poking at the dark place in Guan Zhengxing's heart.

But she talks too much, and she can't be punished.

"Shen Zilu,"

"Huh?"

"Write all the math formulas from the first year of high school to the present, and I'll check them on Monday."

The change in painting style is too sudden, right?, "Why?" ”

He said, "Because I'm a school councilor. ”

"You're a bully, you're a school member?"

"Yes. I'm just bullying you. ”