16. Incubating eggs, that is technical work

In the early morning, the sun is shining and full of vitality.

It should have been a beautiful day, but because of some depressing atmosphere, it was ruined.

It turned out that a group of monkeys were sitting around Brother Hua.

This group of monkeys, not Jiang Yun and other monkeys, who is it?

At this time, Brother Hua's eyes were red and bloodshot, and he looked like a haggard bird.

It squatted on an egg like a wooden chicken, its face like ashes, and its eyes were full of despair.

It's kind of like that......

Oh, yes, it's like a squatting toilet.

"King, is this guy okay?"

The little monkey propped up his chin and looked tired.

A lethargic look.

It watched the stupid bird hatch the eggs, and after watching it all night, it was already very sleepy, but the eggs did not react at all.

"Hatching eggs, that's technical work, you have to calm down. ”

Jiang Yun educated the little monkey in a timely manner.

The little monkey is good at everything, but he can't hold his breath.

"But this technical work is too ......" The little monkey wanted to argue, but was interrupted by the old monkey: "King, that egg seems to be moving......"

Hearing what the old monkey said, the group of monkeys stared directly at the white egg, staring intently, for fear of missing something.

Jiang Yun's mood was a little excited.

After all, this is a treasure given by the system, and there may be some desolate beast in it.

If it really hatches, it is definitely a pretending artifact.

Think about it, these days, which immortal cultivator doesn't have a majestic mount?

This is the equivalent of the difference between a Phoenix bike and a Lamborghini.

Although it is a car, it reflects the level of status.

A cub of a desolate beast, in this world, is enough to be regarded as a Lamborghini sports car.

Therefore, Jiang Yun attaches great importance to it.

This is also the reason why Jiang Yun asked Brother Hua to help hatch eggs, even if it is a dead horse as a live horse doctor, he has to try.

Sure enough, the white egg shook slightly.

Just shook it gently, but it made the monkeys' breath leak.

Is this a sign to hatch?

The little monkey stretched out his neck, tired at all.

The old monkey's eyes were slightly bright, and he was nervous.

Jiang Yun was short of breath and cheered up.

The monkeys behaved differently, but their gaze was very consistent, all staring at the thrush in front of them and the white giant egg under its butt.

They thought it would work.

The monkeys waited and waited,

They were a little apprehensive.

That's when ......

"Poof. ”

A long and prolonged voice came slowly.

It's so gentle, so shy.

It was as if the voice was too shy to speak out.

then

Jiang Yun clearly smelled a trace of foul odor.

It's like a rotten egg that's been sitting out for a long time.

Even the smell has a pungent spicy taste.

All the monkeys were stunned.

They look strange,

The complexion looks a little complicated,

It seems that I want to cry, but I can't.

It seems that the word sadness is written all over his face.

As the stench cleared, the white dome finally stopped shaking.

"Brother Hua, are you serious about hatching eggs?"

Jiang Yun cried, aggrieved like a child, with tears flashing in his eyes.

What the fuck is this......

stared at it all night, I thought something miracle would happen, how could I have expected that Brother Hua actually farted in front of them!

It's also spicy!

This fart is also very unusual, such a big egg, it was swayed left and right, causing them to mistakenly think that the little guy inside was going to break out of the shell.

Jiang Yun thinks that Zhu Bajie's fart is nothing more than that, can it be compared with Brother Hua's?

This is the reincarnation of a fart fairy!

Brother Painting's face turned red, and he said shyly: "I ate too much last night, I couldn't help it, I'm sorry, brother." ”

"Didn't hold back? Then your old man can say hello in advance?" Jiang Yun wanted to cry without tears: "I stared at you for a night, you gave us a fart, or his mother is spicy." ”

"This ......"

Brother Hua didn't know what to say, but after thinking about it, he still decided to shake the pot, "Brother Hua, I said it earlier, I won't hatch eggs, you forced me, it's no wonder I'm not surprised." ”

Brother Painter spread his wings and tilted his head.

As if to say, blame me.

Jiang Yun regretted it, it was really a twisted melon that was not sweet, and if he hatched the eggs well, it could become such a situation, even if Jiang Yun was a human and a monkey in two lives, he didn't expect such an ending.

It seems that everything has to be done in its own right.

Jiang Yun shook his head and sighed lightly.

If you don't die, how can it be self-defeating?

Looks like it's time to top up your IQ.

Seeing Jiang Yun sighing softly, the old monkey suddenly had a plan, and made a plan: "Great King, why don't you let it help find that strange pool? ”

Hearing this, Jiang Yun was stunned at first, and then overjoyed, and said: "That's right, how did this king forget this stubble, with Brother Hua's flying ability, the search speed is naturally very good." ”

Seeing Jiang Yun's face happy, Brother Hua was unwilling, if something happened again, would it be shameless?

It's an elegant bird.

How can you do all this menial work and trivial work every day?

"No, I refuse. Brother Hua shook his head, very decisive.

This monkey can't be believed.

"What do you think of last night's skewers?"

Jiang Yun rubbed his hands together with a smile, and his tone was full of temptation, like an old and cunning trader, fooling the little fat sheep into jumping into the fire pit.

"Oh, monkey. ”

Brother Painting's eyes narrowed slightly, and he said lightly: "You want to buy Brother Painting after a skewer?

"Two meals. Jiang Yun stretched out two fingers, and the smile was even stronger, he believed that the chips this time were enough to beat Brother Animation.

“emmm。 ”

Brother Hua's expression hesitated, it tilted its head and thought about it, two meals seemed to be more than one.

Although it's not good at math, it's still going to be a basic addition.

"Less. ”

Brother Hua pondered for a moment, and finally shook his head.

It seems that it is still not satisfied.

Jiang Yun took a deep breath and stretched out his five fingers:

"Five meals, no more talking. ”

When Brother Hua heard this, the bird's beak smiled.

This monkey king is very good!

"Deal!"

Brother Hua happily stretched out his wings.

Wings clasp each other.

One bird and one monkey, since then a strategic cooperation has been reached.

Next, it's simple.

Jiang Yun put the general situation of the strange pool,

Tell Brother Hua briefly.

After a few o'clock,

Then they went back to their own homes and looked for their mothers.

After all, it's time to rest after an all-night stay.

......

Time flickered, and half a month passed.

Jiang Yun lived a life of retirement in the mountains.

Don't worry about food, don't worry about clothing, and someone to take care of.

With such a leisurely life, it is difficult to think of not salting fish.

Of course, Jiang Yun is an ambitious young monkey.

He took the initiative to consult the system,

Q: Why didn't you send him a task?

But that system is also upright,

He prompted mercilessly:

The scum of the fifth combat power is not qualified to accept the task, and the male monkey has reached the fourth layer of the enlightenment realm.

So, Jiang Yun understood.

This is forcing him to start a retirement life.

No, Jiang Yun was lying on the grass leisurely, crossing Erlang's legs and holding the dog's tail grass, looking complacent.

It's like, it's very pleasant.

The sun is shining leisurely,

Through the broad foliage,

forming a bright spot of light,

projected on Jiang Yun's soft face,

It feels energetic and hopeful.

Not to mention, Jiang Yun, this monkey is quite handsome.

Not to mention, there is also a bit of Brother Hua's style.

"My lord, a monkey has come to report that the thrush has found a strange pool. ”

The hoarse voice of the old monkey came slowly.

"Found it?" Jiang Yun got up suddenly, overjoyed, and said, "What about the painter?"

"The thrush is waiting in the cave, and I have asked Weichen to come and pay respects. The old monkey arched his hand and answered truthfully.

Jiang Yun jumped off the boulder, "Let's go, go and see, this king is idle and bored." ”

"Yes, my lord. ”

The old monkey took the lead and walked backwards.