Following

Shen Zilu locked the bicycle, and when he turned around, he saw Guan Zhengxing from far and near.

"Why are you here?"

He looked at her, "Hmm." ”

"Uh-huh," Shen Zilu grabbed his schoolbag and chased after him, "You don't ride either, why are you here?" ”

He replied, "Feel free to go around." ”

"What's any better about this." Shen Zilu looked left and right, "Isn't it just an old carport," but muttered in his heart, Xueba's brain circuit is different from ordinary people. When he retracted his eyes, he was already far away. Shen Zilu shouted at the back of the person: "...... You're waiting for me. ”

Chasing to the classroom, Shen Zilu gasped slightly and said, "Are you going to go around or walk me?" ”

Guan Zhengxing spread out his hands, "Homework." ”

"Wouldn't it be nice to have a good chat in the morning?" Shen Zilu complained and opened her schoolbag, "Give." A book of exercises slapped him in his hand, "Urging and urging, urging homework every day is the same as collecting debts." Zhang Sanfeng is crazy three times a day, you are urging three times a day, no, not only three times, you can change your name to Guan San. ”

Guan Zhengxing flipped to the fold of the workbook, picked up the red pen and checked, "Wrong." ”

"Which way?" Shen Zilu craned his neck to look, Guan Zhengxing used a red pen to write step by step next to him, "hyperbola x squared/9-y squared/16=1,∴a2=9,β2=16,∴c2=a2+β2=25,∴ right focus F(5,0), what is the asymptote?" ”

Shen Zilu said: "y=±(4/3)x. ”

"That is, 4x±3y=0, now we know what to do."

"Well," Shen Zilu picked up the pen and said as she wrote, "Why did you say I did something wrong last night?" ”

Guan Zhengxing said: "IQ has reached the limit. ”

Shen Zilu glared at him, "...... You repeat. ”

Looking at the fierce milk, in fact, there is no lethality at all. Guan Zhengxing lowered his eyes and looked at her, "It's a mistake, and I'm very pleased to be a teacher." ”

"Hmph," Shen Zilu raised her chin proudly, "It's pretty much the same." ”

In the afternoon of the same day, there was another case of high school freshmen losing their bicycles on campus, and the news spread quickly, and the director of the school was about to go berserk, and immediately decided that he would personally squat in the carport during the day at school.

The students who learned the news rushed to tell each other that Director Jiang Yi was more excited to see the carport than to lose the carport.

After lunch, the school director carried a baton and ran to the bicycle shed.

"Hahahaha......" Tan Xiao pointed in the direction of the carport and smiled, "Come on, see who it is." ”

Wen Tuoxi looked in the direction he was pointing, "What is the dean of teachings doing?" ”

Sheng Hailuo's expression of disbelief, "Is Lao Gao crazy?" ”

Shen Zilu followed slowly and leisurely, "Lao Gao is not crazy, he is stunned." ”

Tan Xiao has been angry with Shen Zilu and hasn't spoken for a few days, but the current situation has long forgotten about the stubble of anger, standing next to Shen Zilu and saying: "Brother Lu, believe it or not, if you lose another bicycle, Lao Gao can kill himself." ”

Shen Zilu nodded, "It's really possible." ”

The two looked at each other, Tan Xiao smiled, Shen Zilu raised his chin, and for a few seconds no one spoke, Sheng Hailuo's gaze wandered back and forth on the faces of the two, "Okay, how long will you two have to fight coldly." ”

'Puff ......' Shen Zilu smiled, and Tan Xiao was also happy, "Who is in the cold war." Brother Lu, let's go, eat the big snowman. ”

"I want another yogurt."

Tan Xiao learned the Hong Kong and Taiwan dialect, "The wood problem." ”

Shen Zilu raised her eyebrows, "Interesting." ”

Sheng Hailuo and Wen Tuoxi were stupid, what happened to these two people.

As the people walked away, Wen Tuoxi came back to his senses and caught up, "Wait for the two of us." ”

In his youth, when he was a young man with fresh clothes and angry horses, he saw all the Chang'an flowers in one day.

May I return as a teenager.

……

The next day, another breaking news broke out at the school.

Tan Xiao acted as the small speaker announcer in the class, "Hey, hey, listen carefully," he knocked on the blackboard, "Teacher Xiao Tan has started to lecture in class." ”

The students burst into laughter.

Tan Xiao said: "Students, students, the latest news, exclusive news, the director of our school fainted due to high blood pressure and was just taken away by an ambulance. ”

"Huh?" Sheng Hailuo frowned, "Really? ”

"Tsk, that's still fake, I just came back from sending my homework and happened to bump into Teacher Xiao, and she was about to cry."

Some classmates coaxed, 'Great, finally no one cares', and some said something wrong, 'It's time for Lao Gao to rest and rest'. Guan Zhengxing has always lowered his eyes and brushed the topic, he is not interested in participating in this kind of news, but it does not mean that he agrees with Tan Xiao's approach.

"Tan Xiao!"

Guan Zhengxing heard the roar of the person next to him, and the attention of the whole class focused on Shen Zilu, and even Tan Xiao on the podium was stunned.

Shen Zilu lost his usual laughter, and his face was serious, "Lao Gao was hospitalized not because he showed us bicycles, he was protecting our private property, and you are gloating here that he is hospitalized?" ”

This question silenced the whole class.

On the podium, Tan Xiao scratched the back of his neck in embarrassment, put the eraser and ran back to his seat.

Guan Zhengxing looked at her sideways, Shen Zilu bit the tip of the pen, frowning and pondering a physics problem.

He hooked his lips lightly and continued to brush the question.

After the self-study class, everyone learned that another car was lost under the nose of the teaching director, and the car was still the physical education teacher of the school, after learning that the car was lost, the blood pressure of the teaching director soared at that time, fortunately, there was a physical education teacher, and he called 120 in time to send people to the hospital for treatment.

This matter may not have been a big deal before, but now the monitoring is pressed, the security guards are patrolled, the police station is also recorded, and even the director of teaching has personally stepped out, but it still did not curb the occurrence of car theft, which does not slap the face of the school's security environment and safety wording are not in place.

Sheng Hailuo wondered, "The teaching director has never left the carport for a single step, how can he still lose the car?" ”

Tan Xiao shrugged, "I don't know." Anyway, I think this thief is quite powerful. ”

Wen Tuoxi snorted, "Listen to what you mean, I quite worship this thief." ”

"I'm not worshipping," Tan Xiao patted his heart and said with palpitations, "You don't know, my car is next to the physical education teacher, if this thief's eyes are more biased, my car will not be safe." ”

Sheng Hailuo said: "Don't ride recently, on the cusp, and then be remembered by car thieves, see if your father doesn't beat you." ”

"It's okay," Tan Xiao put his arm on the back seat, "I don't lose it, I must not lose it." ”

Sheng Hailuo said: "It's really lost, it's up to you what to do." ”

Tan Xiao: "Definitely can't be lost." ”

Sheng Hailuo thinks that with a person like Tan Xiao, you have to let him suffer to know the seriousness of the problem.

"It doesn't matter if you ride it or not, it's better to lose it."

"Hiss......" Tan Xiao reached out to tuck the ponytail of Hailuo, "Your predecessor is at the same table, you don't expect me to order a good order." ”

"What are you doing?" Shen Zilu came back from outside the classroom and slapped Tan Xiao's hand away, "You owe a beating." ”

Tan Xiao shook his aching hand, "I'm kidding." ”

Shen Zilu didn't give Tan Xiao a chance to react, and pulled him a handful of hair, which made people sigh in pain, but she smiled and said, "I'm joking with you." ”

Sheng Hailuo said, "You have to treat him." However, you should also pay attention, I lost two bicycles in a row today, both of them are white, you and Tan Xiao's are white, or the latest model, I am afraid that the thief has long been worried about it. ”

Shen Zilu asked: "Stealing white?" ”

"That's right, I just reminded Tan Xiao not to ride these days, so as not to worry about thieves. But he didn't listen, so he had to ride. ”

Shen Zilu took out the book for the next class, "According to what you say, you really have to pay attention." ”

Tan Xiao asked, "How do you pay attention?" ”

Shen Zilu turned the pen between his fingers and said, "Change the color of the car." ”

Sheng Hailuo: "......"

'Poof-' Tan Xiao laughed, "Brother Lu, I won't accept anyone, I'll obey you." ”

As soon as Guan Zhengxing returned to the classroom, he saw Tan Xiao sitting in his place, walked over and said, "Please let me go." ”

"......" Tan Xiao turned his head and was bumping into Guan Zhengxing's indifferent gaze, he slowly stood up and gestured to Shen Zilu, see, how good you are at the same table!

Shen Zilu pushed him, "Hurry up, I didn't see my table mate coming back." ”

...... "I'll rub it, you're smashing me for him?"

"......" hurry up.

Tan Xiao frowned and shook his head, and made a gesture of chopping his hands, brothers are like siblings, and our brotherhood is over.

Shen Zilu stared at him, and said it again, rampant boy!

As long as Shen Zilu glared, Tan Xiao immediately lost his arrogance, he sighed, patted his ass and left. Guan Zhengxing sat down and rearranged the books that had been messed up on the desk. Shen Zilu looked at his gloomy face, leaned over and asked, "Classmate Guan, are you unhappy?" ”

"Nope."

"Hey, you still want to lie to me, as soon as you come in, I can see that you are unhappy."

"If you have time to watch me, remember a few more words."

“…… Oops, you're so boring. ”

The class bell rang, and Shen Zilu took advantage of the chemistry teacher's time to write a board book, and secretly leaned over again and asked in a low voice:

"What's wrong with you?"

Her little head was leaning against his arm, and a few strands of hair fell on the back of her hand, tickling. Guan Zhengxing frowned and pushed her head away, "Listen carefully in class." ”

Shen Zilu felt that he was really boring, "Don't talk about pulling down, I want to say that I won't listen to it in the future, and I will suffocate you." ”

"......" Guan Zhengxing concentrated on taking notes.

obviously said that he ignored him, but his eyes couldn't control it, and he always glanced in his direction from time to time.

Shen Zilu couldn't hold it back, so she leaned over again, and asked in a low voice:

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

Guan Zhengxing ignored her.

"Just tell me, what makes you unhappy, say it and make me happy."

“……”

"I want to know what can make our students depressed."

"Boring."

"I'm not bored, I'm concerned about my classmates."

“……”

Don't talk about it again, I can really hold it.

Shen Zilu is a typical curiosity killing cat, and Guan Zhengxing is her nemesis.

"Huh?" Shen Zilu suddenly said, "Were you scolded by Teacher Ding?" ”

At present, I am afraid that the only thing that can make the top students depressed is the math league.

At this time, Mr. Gao on the podium kept paying attention to a corner in the afterglow.

"The students noted down the state of organic matter, and the derivatives in the gaseous state: chloromethane CH3CL, with a boiling point of -24.2 °C...... Freon ......"

"It's not because of Lao Ding, who is that?"

"Shen Zilu!"

With Mr. Gao's roar, the chalk flew towards Shen Zilu's head, and Shen Zilu dodged, "Hehe...... It's dangerous. ”