Chapter 091: Monkeys are stocks
🌻 Grandmother Lola's narration
The big corn was idle, and went into the room where all kinds of food were kept, and it just so happened that there was no one in this room, and they made lots and lots of delicious food......
Only the bacon rolls are the favorite of the big corns, and the bacon rolls are filled with the best avocados, each tied with a food line, placed on a large plate, and placed on the edge of the table.
At this time, saliva was already flowing from the dog's mouth, and as soon as he lifted the dog's paws, this plate of bacon meat rolls was his.
By the time someone entered the door and found it, the corn had already been licked and eaten......
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Now all the stocks have fallen to the bottom of the stock, and several friends who speculate in stocks are confused, no matter what investment is risky, it is the stock market.
Walking around Snoopy, I started chatting with her, and she glanced at me, as if asking, can I eat that thing in stocks?
"Snoopy, I'll tell you a story, and you'll understand."
There was a merchant who came to a mountain village, and the mountains around the village were full of monkeys. The merchant said to the farmer in the village, "I'll buy a monkey for 100 yuan a piece."
The villagers didn't know whether it was true or not, so they tried to catch the monkeys, and the merchant really gave 100 yuan, and the whole village went to catch the monkeys, which was much easier than farming.
Soon the merchant bought more than two thousand monkeys, and there were very few monkeys in the mountains. At this time, the merchant offered another 200 yuan to buy a monkey, and when the villagers saw that the price of the monkey had doubled, they went to catch it, and the merchant bought it again.
At this point, the monkey is already very difficult to catch. The merchant offered another 300 yuan to buy the monkeys, but the monkeys could barely be caught.
The merchant bid 500 yuan a piece, there were no monkeys on the mountain, and more than 3,000 monkeys were here with the merchant.
On this day, when the merchant came back to the city, his assistant went to the village and said to the peasants, "I will sell you a monkey for 300 yuan, and when the merchant returns, you will sell it to the merchant for 500 yuan, and you will be rich."
The villagers went crazy, smashed pots and sold iron, scraped together enough money, and bought all the more than 3,000 monkeys. The assistant left with the money, and the merchant never returned.
🐶 The dog smashes Snoopy's narrative
I have already guessed the ending, the villagers have waited for a long, long time, and they are convinced that the merchant will come back for 500 yuan to buy their monkeys. Finally, someone couldn't wait any longer, and the monkey still had to eat bananas, which had a cost, so he had no choice but to put the monkey back on the mountain again, so the mountain was full of monkeys.
Such stories are repeated every day in the stock market, where the businessman is the banker, the monkey is the stock, the assistant is the banker, and the villager is the retail investor.
My understanding is that the retail investors of stocks have been deceived, and it is really tiring to be a man, and I don't want to be a man in the next life, or in the next life.
I also want to be my father's auspicious pet, my home is heaven, even if I die, I go to heaven, that is, I go back to Besse's home, that family has a little brother, my mother, and more importantly, my father is auspicious.
I don't want to know what are monkeys and stocks? The rise and fall of stocks must be related to the new crown epidemic that my grandmother talked about now, so many people are staying at home, and few people go to work, so it is strange that stocks do not fall.
Anyway, there was nothing to do with the monkeys, but they went back to the mountains and did what they had to do. However, it did amuse those who bought stocks!
Have all my grandmother's friends been deceived...... Buying stocks is also a kind of gambling, if you don't participate, you can't lose, and it has always been the principle of being willing to gamble and lose......