🐶 The dog smashes Snoopy's narrative

Do you know the word dog eyes look down on people?

I see that all people and tall animals are as tall and as big as me, why is that? I thought about it for a long time, but I couldn't explain it.

From today onwards, just like my grandmother said, I will live every day like my whole life, eat well, and drink well......

I'm going to my mom and get some red wine, it makes me fly, it makes me hallucinate, it keeps me dreaming.

Fortunately, my mother is drinking red wine and eating dried tofu...... I had to yell in front of my mom, and she broke a piece of dried tofu and stuffed it into my mouth, and I chewed it and swallowed it, and then I yelled at her red wine.

"Snoopy, do you want to take two sips too?"

My eyes lit up immediately, and I raised a paw and pressed it on my mother's thigh: "You really want to drink...... Take your own rice bowl. ”

I was so overjoyed that I went into the kitchen and put my rice bowl in my mouth and ran to my mother. She took the bowl from my mouth, placed it on the table, and poured it into it with two taels of red wine.

I hummed that it was too little, and she ignored me, and put the bowl in front of me: "Drink, seventy or eighty dollars a bottle......

She finished talking and I drank it too.

"Snoopy, are you sick again? I drank the red wine in one sip. ”

I didn't care about her nagging, humming and licking the rice bowl with my tongue, meaning I didn't drink enough.

"I'm pouring you some ......"

My mom basically understood what I meant, after all, we have been living together for 11 years. She poured 2 taels into my bowl again: "I only drank half a cup, and you drank 4 taels in two sips." ”

🌻 Grandmother Lola's narration

After I checked the Internet, I came to the living room from my room and saw my daughter and Snoopy drinking, and I was a little confused......

Seeing Snoopy licking the red wine in the bowl with taste, I couldn't help but ask my daughter, "Can I drink too much?" ”

"No, she can drink a lot, she loves red wine." The daughter watched Snoopy still licking her job.

"Since it's all like this, let her eat whatever she wants...... I'm pouring some for her! "I instructed my daughter.

"She's drunk 4 taels!"

"4 taels?" I was surprised: "If she drinks too much, will she be drunk?" ”

The daughter shook her head: "No, it's just sleeping......"

"That's fine......"

I remember when I was a child, the family had a local dog that I picked up from outside, and my younger brother was very naughty, so he gave the dog a bottle of red wine that his father opened!

Because this kind of red wine is sweeter, dogs love to drink it very much, and the more they drink, the more addictive they become...... And then it gets drunk. The dog was drunk and didn't like to sleep, so he scurried upstairs and downstairs from neighbor's house......

No matter who it enters, it runs around under the bed first, and it almost scares the neighbors to death, and if the younger brother doesn't follow it, everyone almost calls the police......

The dog had been tossing around in the building for more than two hours, when a popsicle seller came outside, and the younger brother bought two popsicles and gave one to the dog. It ate a popsicle before it stopped.

At this point, my daughter suddenly said, "Snoopy also loves ice cream, so I'll get you one of you." ”

I know ice cream is cold in winter, but if Snoopy likes it, let her eat it...... Snoopy and I both ate the creamy strawberry flavor.

I removed the tin foil from the ice cream I had given Snoopy and put it in her rice bowl: "You have to eat slowly so you don't freeze your stomach into a popsicle......"