Chapter 609: Almost smoked to death in the cab
When Liu Yiren heard this, he said with round eyes
"Master Wei, I have lived to be in my forties, and I have heard of sleeping with my eyes open, and this is the first time I have heard of driving a dream! It really opened my eyes! I'm curious now, do you drive and dream, do your eyes be open or closed?"
When Lao Wei heard this, he instantly blushed to his neck, first glared at Wang Jinbai fiercely, and then said with a happy smile
"Lao Liu, don't listen to this kid, he is full of nonsense about running trains! It's okay all day long, I'm always happy! Think about it with your heels! Who dares to sleep and drive, isn't this an international joke? I'm just a little bit hot in the car, and I'm just a little confused! So I sniffed the smoke just now! ”
When Liu Yiren heard this, he said with some puzzlement
"Master Wei, since you are addicted to smoking, then you can smoke directly, why only smell it! Can this also be a way to get addicted to smoking? ”
Lao Wei pursed his lips and said with an extremely embarrassed wry smile
"Oops! Didn't Zhang Yang just say that he didn't smoke? I'm a driver, you think it's a regular worker! Even if I am a young man, go back to the manager and make a small report, and let the manager and our team captain scold me, even if people don't say it now, they secretly scold me in their hearts, I am an old person, and I can't draw it for a cigarette! I'm really convinced! I don't know what to say about you now, you say that Jinbao is okay and make fun of me! You said that you are so old, why do you make fun of me! If you smell it, you can get too much of a cigarette! Let's not talk about tobacco companies, how much they will lose! Those who sell lighters and matches are long closed! Do you think I'm right? ”
Liu Yiren instantly looked at Lao Wei with a flushed face, and said with extreme embarrassment
"Oops! Master Wei! Look at what you said, we're all out to eat, what kind of regular and temporary workers! I also said this in passing, I didn't expect you to react so strongly! ”
As soon as the words fell, I didn't expect Du Xiaokun, who was sitting in the back row, to take out a cigarette directly, handed one to Wang Jinbao, and then handed one to Liu Yiren and Lao Wei
"Oops! Do you want to be so tired all day? Isn't it so troublesome to just smoke a cigarette? Where to go out, so exquisite! You don't dare to smoke, I'll take the lead now! I don't believe that Zhang Yang, who plays with urine and mud together, can eat me! ”
When Liu Yiren saw this, he immediately lit his cigarette and said with a wicked smile
"Zhang Yang: I remember when I was training, one time after eating, didn't you smoke? Why don't you smoke today? Did you quit smoking so quickly? Are you allergic to cigarettes, or what's wrong? ”
Zhang Yang first glared at Du Xiaokun fiercely, and then said to Liu Yiren with a bitter smile extremely helplessly
"Lao Liu, I don't smoke under normal circumstances, but sometimes I have enough to eat, light a cigarette and play, and never lower my throat! If you want to smoke, smoke it! I live with Du Xiaokun, the cigarette tube, if I am allergic to smoke, then I would have died a long time ago! ”
Unexpectedly, Du Xiaokun came directly
"Lao Liu, don't worry about it, this kid is a typical sheep head selling meat! Smoke as much as you want, if you smoke this kid to death today, I'll give him his life, everyone is a brother in the trenches, what is there to pretend! Master Wang and Master Wei, you two are also smoking, you can't cut off the rations of our hardcore smokers because of a fake smoker! ”
Wang Jinbao and Lao Wei glanced at each other, and then lit the cigarette together, but Wang Jinbao just took a puff, but he didn't expect Lao Wei to put down the window glass directly, and instantly felt that he fell directly into the ice cellar from the gentle township
"Lao Wei, you want to eat popsicles in winter! What do you do with the window glass off when you have nothing to do? ”
Lao Wei was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then said while driving
"Xiao Du, isn't this Xiao Zhang afraid to smell the smoke? There are so many of us smoking, in case the throat is not appropriate, how embarrassing! So I want to put the glass down first, wait for us to finish the cigarette, and then raise it when the smoke inside is finished! ”
Unexpectedly, Du Xiaokun directly raised the window glass in front of him, and said helplessly
"Oops! Lao Wei, I really don't know how to say you, the weather is so cold, and the car is still running, the wind that comes in, it is not the wind at all, but directly the ice blades, and when we go to the cooperation block, one by one they all catch a cold, and the snot is not in a hurry, how to train! Besides, I've heard of gas poisoning, but I haven't heard of secondhand smoke poisoning for a while! Hurry up and raise the glass! Listen to my promises! It's really not good, you ask Zhang Yang! ”
When Zhang Yang heard this, he twisted Du Xiaokun fiercely, and then said with a happy smile
"Master Wei, thank you for your kindness! For the sake of the big guy's body, you still raise the glass, the most important thing is that in case your glass can't be raised, some people go to the scene and don't learn, go back and say that you didn't close the window glass, and he froze and caught a cold, and his brain didn't turn and didn't learn! ”
The big guys laughed when they heard this, Lao Wei looked at the pair of living treasures in the back row from the reversing mirror, shook his head with a happy smile, and said with a smile after raising the glass with his hand
"Xiao Zhang, you are the only one in the car who doesn't smoke, I can't say what they smoke, if you feel that your throat is really uncomfortable, then you can tell me, and I will lower the glass for a while!"
Unexpectedly, Du Xiaokun deliberately took a hard puff of cigarette, spit out a smoke ring in front of Zhang Yang's eyes, and then patted him on the shoulder and said
"Zhang Gongzi, I know that you are usually kind, and when you see an ant, you will stop and wait for it to pass safely in front of you before you continue to walk forward! For the sake of the big guy's body, to study better, you must endure this smell of smoke, and if you can't overcome such a little difficulty, how can you be embarrassed to say that you are a man? Do you think I'm right? ”
Zhang Yang glared fiercely, and then said with an extremely disdainful smile
"Don't say you smoke, even if you press a cigarette holder here, as long as you kid can hold on, I won't say a word! Draw as many of you as you want! ”
As soon as the words fell, Du Xiaokun hurriedly handed the cigarette to the big guy, Wang Jinbao and a few of them, hearing Zhang Yang say this, they had no worries, one after another, and the cab was covered with thick smoke, and after about half an hour, Zhang Yang wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said with a red face
"Master Wang, please give me a cigarette, let's smoke together! Otherwise, I'd have been smoked to death today, in this cab! ”